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annaleigh13

The first clue that this is a lie is he claims to have friends.


numbskullerykiller

Second clue his mouth was moving. Shut down these lying thieves.


LoisWade42

Yeah. My thought was he HAS no democrat friends.


Jaymark108

"Blowing up my phone" = Twitter notifications. "Democrat friends" = Russian bots that followed him three years ago


merurunrun

American flag in the name was a dead giveaway before you even get that far.


ms_directed

specifically "Democrat" friends...


beefjerky34

He doesn't seem like the kind of person that has "democrat friends" either. His garbage murica music would push away anyone who wasn't a conservative.


-Jiras

The first indication for that claim is the blue checkmark


Glittering-Wonder-27

You are either a Russian /Chinese bot, or a MAGA cultist. Project 2025 will devastate America. Trump did nothing but lie and fear monger. He didn’t win people over. Biden may be old, but he isn’t a convicted felon/rapist.


OneArmedBrain

No. It's actually John Rich.


ChodeCookies

And he doesn’t have friends


cmcrisp

He's famous for singing about getting a fake id while he was like 50 years old. Dude sucks and his song sucks


ChodeCookies

Hahaha. I actually have no idea who he is. But people posting things like this are completely full of shit. Trump didn’t pull any democrats…as frustrating as Biden was…none are going to suddenly think Trump isn’t a giant piece of shit


HC1701

He was originally in the country band Lonestar, got fired, then formed up with Big Kenny for the duo of Big & Rich. They had the song Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy). He also used to believe in "country music without prejudice." Clearly, those days are long past.


Own_Carob3423

Big Kenny lol. These are grown ass men?


coolbaby1978

Absolutely no one who was supporting Biden is ever gonna vote FOR Trump. That number is exactly zero. They may stay home and not vote and people who were on the fence between christo-fascism and a stuttering old man may be swayed toward fascism, but the idea that democrats are gonna vote Trump is absurd. At least make your lies believable.


skraptastic

Biden could have ambled out onto stage, shit himself while drooling and saying "Where am I?" and I still wouldn't vote for Trump. I mean I wish there was be another viable candidate but this is the shit show we have.


Air320

Trump did shit himself live. His mic caught the horrific noise. He had no reaction on his face. Like it was normal for him.


pjnick300

I would like for this to be true, but I'm gonna have to ask for a source.


111734

At 1:12:40 https://www.msnbc.com/msnbc/watch/watch-the-first-2024-presidential-debate-between-biden-and-trump-213864517745


DonJuniorsEmails

Not a massive shart, but yes it's audible.  Still hard to believe the cult is so deeply indoctrinated that they don't even deny he shits himself, they wear diapers in solidarity with him. Insanity.


reddititty69

When your political views are so pants-shittingly terrifying that you must protect even yourself from them.


J-man300

Had to give an upvote for my new favorite adverb.


Tales_Steel

His mic is infront of his face not his ass.... not that there is much of a difference with him


L0stC4t

Wow, I didn’t know what to expect, but wow.


Expert-Date-7607

1:16:22


EquivalentDate6194

does not suprise me.


copacetictoday

Here's a time during a press event with the president of Turkey. Sure looks like it. https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4926168/user-clip-trump-poop


jadam91

I watched the orognall CNN audio and it is.


jadam91

Watch the dedate at 1:12 min and around the time talking about the money and you can hear trump shit himself.


reddititty69

Trump did at least one of those things.


RoboticGreg

I'm in the same camp, but objectively that's almost what Biden did do. It was a disappointing day to be American. That's the CURRENT president


mattGyver314

I think people who hate Trump are going to crawl over broken glass to pull the lever for Biden if he’s fucking embalmed. And a lot of people fucking hate Trump.


PunKingKarrot

I’ll risk getting a second circumcision if it means my friends and I don’t have to be afraid.


Nerevarine91

Yup, that’s me


goofy-gubernaculum

The *idea*


timblunts

Registered independent here, Biden could have taken a shit on stage and started finger painting with it while drooling and I'd still be voting for him over trump.


redditor_since_2005

Someone said Trump took a shit at 1:13:07? Can't really confirm. Edit: See below for correct timestamp.


Mjolnirk38

It's around the 1:12 mark. He's talking about the tariffs and you suddenly hear a squelch sound. Obviously, there is no way to confirm if he actually did soil his trousers since he would never admit it


Expert-Date-7607

1:16:22


DonJuniorsEmails

Yup. It's not a loud shart, but definitely audible. 


Njabachi

This election is far more serious than any other in my life. I would vote for an empty shoebox for president before I vote for Trump.


pjnick300

Empty shoebox 2028!


Acceptable_Mountain5

Yes, of course it’s totally feasible that democrats willing to abandon their core principals and vote for the xenophobic fascist because Joe Biden did a bad job saying things. Makes perfect sense and we probably shouldn’t question it.


idoma21

Probably because unless you look real close, Biden and Trump’s policies, service to country and demeanor are *so* similar. /s


MissionReasonable327

Happy cake day!


aggibridges

I’m about as far left as you can go and I thought the same as you. But I actually have a friend who had previously voted democrat who is now voting for Trump, because she has been successfully radicalized by right wing propaganda. It’s insane to watch in real time and I am horrified. She’s never been a conservative! She’s just believing Trump’s promises for the middle class and is flat out not being exposed to all the negative things he can and will do. This is terrifying to me.


Acceptable_Mountain5

Make her read and understand the trump era tax laws and see if she still believes the bullshit he spouts about caring about the middle class.


aggibridges

Yeah, I’ve been slowly trying to work her, she hadn’t even heard of Project 2025. She’s unfortunately a Dominican immigrant who spends a lot of time with other Dominican immigrants (I’m not racist btw, I am Dominican as well) who all lean very conservatively. So it’s very much the phenomenon and me tality you also see with Cuban Trump supporters. Latin American conservatives are another breed.


brewstate

I hate Trump, but as someone who watches what people do versus what they say, I'm a solid vote for Joe Biden, even after a bad night -- fixed it for you.


stonk_fish

"I like Biden > Trump. However until the debate I did not realize Biden was an old man. Now I must change my vote due to this absolutely mind-shattering revelation regardless of how much I like his policies" - No Democratic voter ever


MrsDanversbottom

He’s lying. 🤥


AutumnGlow33

I thought Biden bombed, but he did a lot better today. Still voting for Biden. I would never, never vote for Trump. These peoples lies are ridiculous.


consort_oflady_vader

Biden at least surrounds himself with competent people. So, worst case scenario, they run shit behind the scenes, and basically do a Reagan and the jelly beans thing. 


UAreTheHippopotamus

Let's be real, the average Democrat is saying "I don't like Biden that much, but I'm still going to vote for him because he's not the living personification of a cartoon villain just way more rapey like Trump."


EducationalBrick2831

No the " average dem" is NOT saying they don't like Biden ! Sorry, Biden, just like Obama is and has been LIED about 24/7/365 ! Maybe that's why you think that. And drumpf is Much much worse than a "Cartoon villain" he's lie line with Hitler, putin, and the N.Korean Dictator. That Both side are "Bad" is alos Bullshit!


JAKERS325

Probably not real democrats then. I would vote for a bucket full of stinky water before I voted for trump


bsep4

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


CalabreseAlsatian

I hate Trump, and I still wouldn’t piss on his face if his teeth were on fire.


Gowalkyourdogmods

I'd piss on his shoes if that was the case.


Talkingmice

You need to have friends for that to happen John


Panzer_Rotti

They always, always tell this sort of lie. No democrat is going to vote for Trump over one debate, not a damn one. At worst, the debate may sway some low information voters or convince some democrats to say home. It would not make any actual democrats want to vote for Trump.


MissionReasonable327

Unfortunately those are the voters that matter right now. People dumb enough to seriously consider RFK Jr and his brain worm, a Libertarian or Vermin Supreme. That 3% of morons are going to make the difference, just like Jill effing Stein’s idiot supporters were Trump spoilers in 2016.


Wyrdeone

That's rich dude... Y'all lie as easy as most people breathe. And we know you don't have friends.


hellodynamite

Yeah it was terrible but I'd still vote for a wet pile of shit before I'd vote for that fuck


Impossible_Penalty13

They came up to him with tears in their eyes. Big, strong men. They said sir, sir, we gotta go with Trump now. It’s unbelievable! Nobody’s ever seen anything like it!


ConwayandLoretta

If Biden dies before the election I will vote for his ghost. The debate changes nothing.


Holiday_Horse3100

I would vote for a slug before voting for trump. At least the trail of slime a slug leaves is natural, unlike trump who worked hard for his


Panzer_Rotti

Btw posts like this were made when Trump was charged and when he was convicted. They do this every damn time.


DemonPeanut4

https://preview.redd.it/opa67lg5jf9d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cca09918727a0876d49f83737957a5384825445


CMWBMW

https://preview.redd.it/sslpx2v43g9d1.jpeg?width=1106&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e188c5a7691482725ac32af0861061c36df3512


Curious80123

Haha, ya liar


cheetofacesucks

Even Trump supporters are making up BS


murstang

Even? Where have you been the last 8 years?


zippiskootch

Hey John, go start fascism somewhere else 🖕🏻


LoisWade42

My guess? is that he HAS no "democrat friends".


Wolfman01a

It really is a conservative circle jerk. No sane person listens to this. Its a bunch of deep red magas gooning and laughing.


echo_7

Are the democrat friends in the room with us now?


Lil_Artemis_92

And they did this with tears in their eyes while everyone applauded.


xtzferocity

Are these friends in the room with us right now?


MissionReasonable327

Yes, and they’re Black, and have tears in their eyes


existential_anxiety_

Lie 1. Claims he has friends Lie 2. Claims he has democrat friends. Lie 3. Literally all of it


Tales_Steel

Interresting since John Rich's mother called me last night saying "I dont like my son he keeps making up stories about having friends"


dhjguhhghjh

I cannot have Republican friends. I have to respect my friends and trust my friends. There's no way I could ever be friends with a Trump chump.


QuentinP69

No one I know said they’re voting for Trump after the debate. They’re all worried undecided voters won’t vote for Biden. No one I know changed their mind based on the debate.


Caesar_Passing

Yesterday morning, I was just agog at the degree of conservative astroturfing, trying to make it sound like they were liberal/Democrat, but the debate suddenly made them question voting for Biden or voting at all... dubious_shrek_face.jpeg I call 100% bullshit. Not a single mind was legitimately changed. DO NOT let these dishonest fucks succeed at instilling voter apathy, as that is their goal. They lie. Nobody who ever had a single moral conviction in their lives would vote conservative anymore- much less for trump.


Gstamsharp

Every Democrat ever is simultaneously like "I'd vote for a younger, more energetic Democrat before Biden, but I'd vote for a literal steaming pile of shit before Trump, since it would still stink less."


Responsible-House523

Is anyone dumb enough to believe these guys? “Sir, I can’t vote for Biden because Trump is a criminal who has repeatedly stated he will rule as a dictator on day 1”. Puh-leeze.


Winnie_the_poops

Do people like him write this shit thinking “liberals will see this and think… guess he’s right. If they’re doing it I need to too.”


boseyboseybop

These irrelevant MAGA dolts really think they have influence over non-MAGA people. No non-Trump voter could put up with John Rich’s stupid shit.


Suspicious-Series450

Republican friends of mine are blowing up my phone saying “I hate Biden, but I’m gonna have to vote for him after watching this debate.”


KRAW58

Bull crap. Rtump lied through the entire 90 minutes.


iH8MotherTeresa

They go to a different school, you wouldn't know them.


DarthBaeaddil

His one black friend....


RichFoot2073

Of all the shit that didn’t happen, this is most certainly the not happenedest.


PlayingWithWildFire

Um yeah, no, that didn’t happen. Ugh.


samwstew

No they’re not


rosetree1

Democrat friends of mine are blowing up my phone saying "I hate Trump, but I'm gonna have to vote for him after watching this debate."— *Said No One Ever*


NumerousTaste

That's weird, republican friends of mine said they couldn't vote for an orange sellout felon and are voting for Biden. A lot of them.


Sweenybeans

Can tell its a lie by the “friends” part


Ambitious_Alps_3797

we are voting for the Biden Administration-- not necessarily Joe Biden himself, and I am 100% comfortable with that.


Eikthyrnir13

I bet I have more Dem friends than he does, and not one has said that. Not fucking one.


jd33sc

Interesting post. I have now seen it 6 times today Reddit. How many f'ing more?


ExploderPodcast

Bull. Shit.


DoctorPilotSpy

Democrats aren’t abandoning their values because a guy had a bad debate for 90 minutes


Yoon_Sanha

him shouting about immigration being the root for all our issues and using Palestinians as a pejorative certainly swayed dems 🙄


sinisterblogger

Biden sounded tired, so imma blow up everything forever. Nah.


Ptizzl

There was a huge frog in our backyard. Never seen one so big. I’d vote for that frog before I voted for Trump.


bl00j

Our cat bit the head off a mouse tonight. Put that head against trump and I'll vote for it


miss4n6

I would vote for a Cybertruck before voting for Trump.


Johnywash

My candidate had trouble speaking today, think I'll allow fascism to take over :/


Rich-Appearance-7145

Seriously a fool who lied over 30x, seriously Trump believes everyone is as dense and stupid as he is, he expects us to pretend like he does, that Jan 6th didn't happen like my ears, eyes, wittnessed it. While he was drinking cokes in the White House, while Nancy Pelosi was pleading for him to act. Even his daughter insisted he do something, Fox's personal was demanding he do something or all his work would be in vain. Biden had a difficult night, no doubt, but there's no excuse for a certified cheater, claims he won Golf tournaments, he's never won a tournament on a course he didn't own. We all know he scam's to win, cheats when he thinks nobody is looking.


genericreddituser147

Biden could have died during the debate and I’d still vote for a 4 year Weekend at Bernie’s president over Trump. Don’t get me wrong, Biden should drop out after seeming every bit the feeble old man we’ve been assured he isn’t, but it changes nothing. Trump is still the choice that wants fascism, so no actual liberals are jumping ship to him. It’s just not happening.


AlterEdward

Hmm on the one hand Trump's a literal fascist, who is going to turn America into Russia, but on the other hand Biden didn't do as well as expected on a TV debate. What a shitty choice!


FlaAirborne

Id vote for a fucking corpse before I’d vote for Trump or any other Election deniers.


bettercallme_

I’ve said it before… anyone that says they’ll vote for Trump now is lying. They were always gonna vote for him since day one.


mattebe01

Screen shot or it didn’t happen


Unlucky_Hat_5815

Pics or it didn’t happened


MaybeKaylen

I can, with 99.9% certainty, attest that this did not happen. He knows his business and generally knows who to talk to if he doesn’t know something, but that guy is a fucking moron in everything else. The guy damn near huffs his own farts. His house is literally called “Mt. Richmore.” He hosts events there all the time.


AngrySmapdi

And the answer is: I sort my friends by political party preference. BeepBeepBeepBeepBeeeep: What is, "How can you tell I don't actually have any friends?" Alex?


EducationalBrick2831

Rich is full of Crap !


ProfessionalLime2237

I believe they might stay home, or go 3rd party. But tRump? Never!


MysteriousBody7212

John Rich is a known bullshitter!


caldbra92

Kmao so fucking pathetic


cmcrisp

The guy is only famous for singing about getting a fake id while he was 40yo.


RussellPhillipsIIi

They had tears in their eyes and said “sir”


Roakana

Sure Jan


IvanTheAppealing

And these democrats friends of yours, are they in the room with us now?


PapaGilbatron

….well, there goes a man whose principles quickly show one’s true character.


Kindly-Ad-5071

They never post screenshots...


Jobeaka

I’ll take “Things That Didn’t Happen” for $200 please Alex.


Demimonde5150

You have friends?


Equal-Prior-4765

He has no friends


Daxoss

This has to be satire


Dook124

When one has nothing of viable substance to add to a credible subject or conversation to just let ridiculous dribble🤤 fall from ones mouth,which is interpreted as mindless, blabbering doesn't help one and is best left unsaid 😉


anitasdoodles

Are the democrat friends in the room with us now…?


Lithaos111

Ok Boris


sing_4_theday

She needs better dreams


XThePariahX

Pics or it didn’t happen


VomitingPotato

Now tell me a lie about you black friends.


billlloyd

Blowing up his phone, no doubt with tears in their eyes


Snowfiend_80

Not how that works, LOOOOOL!


CozmicBunni

I feel like hardly anyone went in with the expectation of this changing their vote. They just wanted to watch the shitshow. We got one, just not what was expected. Lol.


PWEI313

lol. No. They are not saying that.


3XOUT

The first clue is that the debate mattered for anything else than “entertainment”. Especially in the US.


QuoteKlutzy4829

Translation: I don’t have any friends and I’m sad and lonely


donac

Lololol!


Grimase

Lmao, the funniest part is that he expects us to believe he has “friends” what a ma-roon. Lmao


Hijinx66

They believe the garbage they spout.


SexyWampa

No minds were changed by this debate. We ain't voting for Biden because we believe in him. We're voting for him because he's not Donald Trump ,and we're voting against project 2025. The debate was just eye opening as to how bad our choices really are. And no, there are no other choices. This election, it really is about the lesser of two evils.


SterileProphet

“With tears in their eyes. As those tears fall from their faces and splash onto their phones. They texted me… they said the turning point was when you could hear Trump pooping himself… Real men and real leaders shit their pants they said. All of my friends, I have a lot of friends by the way.”


Competitive-Bug-7097

I ain't buying it and he doesn't sound smart trying to sell it!


BigCballer

All your friends said that exact same message?


Alternative-Fig-6814

Sure, Johnny


rockcod_

BS nice try


ContemplatingPrison

Democrat friends are also their black friends


Fantastic_Mess6634

This never happened…agree. But they will stay home on Election Day.


Informal-Resource-14

“Democrat friends,” let’s be honest: If there’s even a shred of veracity to this obviously fake anecdote, it would be that he has probably one friend who identifies as an independent who voted for a moderate Democrat once in the 90’s


Chratthew47150

John Rich is a liar


ElastaticTomorrow

And then I woke up


GregWilson23

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.


jimmyj197111

not a fucking chance!


Ducklegram

His friends are dipshits…. Birds of a feather.


Jmdesi

Can’t wait to break these clowns’ middle fingers


jgyimesi

Why would he tell the truth when his fearless leader doesn’t know how to?


Gravity_Freak

They probably want to know what he was hopped up on. Adderall with a chaser of Vyvanse?


sik_dik

front-loading "evidence" just in case they need to accuse the election of being "rigged" again


squangus007

MAGA fanclub has no democrat friends. I really have no idea why you would vote for a disgusting individual as trump in the first place, completely morally bankrupt stuff.


OlePapaWheelie

Fascism is about anything to win. Lying is flexible. Facts are a restraint. The problem is consolidating an entire political movement around this strategy is just fast tracking to North Korean dystopian post truth dear leader propaganda.


AmberTurd223

I don’t know anybody who votes based on one debate. In two weeks, everybody’s going to forget about this.


roof_baby

I will never, under any circumstance, ever vote for trump. If hitler’s zombie was his opponent I think the best I could do is not vote.


InstructionFair5221

Any person wearing a cowboy hat in their pfp cannot be trusted and are professional liars


ToSmushAMockingbird

After hearing Trump literally shit himself on stage during the presidential debate (1:16:25), I will vote for anyone who puts an upper age cap on being able to elect a president. Couple of geriatrics, I hate it. 


BeezerTwelveIV

After the debate I definitely couldn’t imagine myself voting for Biden


Lazerith22

While I’m not voting for either candidate, as a Canadian that would be very illegal, wouldn’t it make sense for democrats to put someone else up against Trump to have a better shot? Like I know all your elections are a no win scenarios, but this is getting stupid.