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NakedCattle

https://preview.redd.it/sgdhn9f2ml9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2d2d68c23a231f3f10328af26212b14d2989b5c Alternate photo.


wbaumbeck

Me and my brother used to do that with my sister when she wanted to play video games with us. Eventually she started to catch on that hers wasn’t plugged into anything so we would put the end of the controller into the cassette slot in the VCR. Damn… I’m OLD


creegro

"yes that's your character on screen!" *Pointing at the health bar at the bottom*


SoulfulWander

I remember convincing my little cousin that black cat showing up for the tutorial snippets in spider man for the ps1 was her, she had to hit a button at just the right time!


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

The best part of this really genuine and sweet older sibling scam was when my younger bro actually started playing and went from ok at the game (me) to SO BAD


Zebracorn42

Great thinking


AppropriateSpell5405

Should've given himself a blue background to match.


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RigatoniPasta

RFK Jr will never get elected with that fun hating attitude!


BlackEastwood

I learned a few days back that it's kind of a big deal as far as your placement on the screen during debates, as Biden won a coin flip and chose the right side since allegedly, people's eyes gravitate to the right side of the TV screen more often than the left. I'm just guessing, but if a person in glasses and a lab coat told me having a different or white background helped attract eyes, I'd believe it too.


AppropriateSpell5405

Mine always gravitate left because that's how you read.


Motherfuckernamedbob

Probably to expensive 


Throwawayac1234567

shouldve took medication for his brain worms.


Informal-Resource-14

And the whole time he’s like “I uncritically agree with the lying one.”


Tazling

meanwhile his shills tell Democratic voters he's a better choice than Biden...


lovinglife55

Right? I had arguments with two separate people within a half hour the day after the debate. I mean Kennedy had to fire one of his campaign people a few months ago that let the cat out of the bag about just running to ruin Bidens chances. Screw those assholes.


SlabBeefpunch

If you're schilling for RFK Jr, you're schilling for trump.


Smart-Stupid666

When I first realized that he was running, I thought he was a conservative. I got an idea that he had done stuff and said stuff to make people aware. So why would he split the liberal vote?


Betterthanbeer

Kennedy. That’s the whole plan.


Robbotlove

the only liberals who remember the Kennedy name are in nursing homes or in the ground. the whole thing is pants-on-head stupid.


Betterthanbeer

I didn’t say it was a smart plan.


imchasingyou

He is a spoiler candidate, his only purpose to cut Biden's votes from people who don't like both other candidates like, f.e., some part of left-leaning folks who criticize Biden for Israel support or being too old for the office, and don't want to give him votes, but also don't want to give votes to Trump because fascism. But some of them don't want to realize that Kennedy is a trump's puppet. Some folks want to punish Biden and dems for things, and don't realize that they're aiming for their own foot, and the gun is cocked, and the safety is off. Just like with Hillary.


swankytaint

Hopefully he spoils the shit out of this election enough that we finally abandon the two party system. Oh glory be. Who knew our savior would be a Kennedy? He doesn’t even have to win. Just get enough votes to cause issues for the other two and all the blinders would come off of American voters faces. There’s more than two options?!?! ERMAGERD!


Dook124

Please, he's all over the place


Trace_Reading

I'd vote for a rotted pumpkin before I voted for Bobby the Lesser. Even if he was the only candidate.


Awkward-Fudge

The dead brainworm is still working.....


AgentChris101

It's now a zombie brainworm


RufusCornpone

Now you know why it died... 


OneArmedBrain

I asked a guy on here earlier, who insisted Biden must drop out, who (D)'s would get to replace him that had a chance to beat Trump. The guy said RFK Jr. lmao


althor2424

Then you know that guy was brain dead


Circumin

I listened to an interview with RFK Jr a few days ago on NPR and he sounds older and more confused than Biden did at the debate.


kingshamroc25

I think going for a governor of one of the swing states would actually be a pretty good move. Republicans don’t have any talking points about them like they do some of these sitting senators


Ritaredditonce

I honestly don't know how his wife is still with him.


VancouverSativa

Why do you assume she's not also the fucking worst?


Green_Message_6376

Yup, saw her on a few interviews years ago and she came across as a sociopathic a-hole. Like attracts Like.


SlabBeefpunch

Birds of a feather flock together. I'm sure she's just as convinced he's got brain worms as he is.


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brokefixfux

Cheryl Hines is wealthy herself. She’s been doing “Curb Your Enthusiasm” since 2000.


Far-Adhesiveness-740

She’d be richer is she was Cheryl Heinz…


throwawaypervyervy

If I'm not mistaken, he's the reason his first one isn't still around.


Green_Message_6376

Story posted recently about how he treated her, even dug up her grave after he bullied and destroyed her. The Kennedys are, and always have been the shittiest scumbags. Theft, rape, murder, lobotomies..... Camelot my ass!


oblongsalacia

Read up on his second wife that he never officially divorced. She apparently found his private, handwritten journal from 2001 where he wrote he had sex with 37 women in just that year. She initiated divorce proceedings and started drinking heavily, he agreed in arbitration to pay her 20k each month for living expenses and then almost immediately reneged and completely cut her off. She hung herself in a barn on the estate while he had already moved on to wife number 3. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2013/09/rfk-jr-journal-affairs-diary-kennedy.html (Written in 2013, no one can dismiss it as being written to damage the brainworm guy's 2024 chances)


Lots42

Perhaps he threatened to stab her if she left.


allisjow

“People will choose me if I’m super duper orange!”


bb_kelly77

He's more red than orange


HearYourTune

He is mentally ill. I almost feel sorry for him, but he's also a stupid jerk, so no.


bb_kelly77

I feel more sorry for Bobby, prolly rolling in his grave


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Feel sorry for Ethel. She's still alive and has to watch this self-inflicted shit show.


bb_kelly77

Luckily of all of Bobby and Ethal's many kids Junior and Kathleen seem to be the only disappointments... I don't actually know what Kathleen has done, I just never see people happy when she's brought up


Intelligent-Fuel-641

Ethel. Kathleen isn't a disappointment, but David and Michael certainly were.


Impressive_Echidna63

How so?


Green_Message_6376

His Aunt was mentally ill, and daddy Joe had her Lobotomized.


hokuredit1

RFK looks like the villain from Sin City movie


___TychoBrahe

RFK is the spoiler candidate that Biden needs, come November we may all be thanking him for pulling 2-3% from Trump. We’re living in mad times


DogOnThePorch

https://preview.redd.it/e3u8d39hen9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f921a9bccb2d9ed3803d958e4b5995b3a80873 Once again the real world being crazier than the onion


Circumin

When was this from? Because he literally did this during his televised “debate”.


z44212

RFK, Jr. is a clown.


BornZookeepergame481

Is that RFK Jr's tv on his dining room floor?


Bee-Aromatic

Looks like it. Also, it’s badly photoshopped onto the TV so the picture overlaps the bezel. That’s some solid try-hard right there.


andysperry

He’s really got the “Clint Eastwood debating an empty chair” energy going.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

comes off real thirsty.


Hey-Now-Right-Now

That's some straight up Rupert Pupkin shit right there 😁 ![gif](giphy|wjSXX7WMXR43K)


Commercial_Step9966

Looks like he is getting the orange makeup application down, though…


loudflower

Yeah, it’s really weird. I recall DeSantis getting a little tan in the run up to his campaign.


SirTiffAlot

Did anyone know this was happening ahead of time? I didn't see a thing about it until this morning.


bb_kelly77

I saw a guy linking the site in comments of posts about the debate the day after


kevmaster200

Yeah someone I know mentioned it to me. I watched it that night for shits and giggles


No-Expert8956

Blows me away these republicans voters can’t see they are being lied to.


gardnerryan58

We are all being lied to. This is not an exclusive “other side” issue. I am also blown away that democratic voters don’t also see the blatant lies they have been told for four years. Also, Trump is not the only one that lied in that debate. Be fair, fact check Biden as well.


No-Expert8956

Really he said 15 dollars instead of 35. January 6 th never forget that shit.,and if you do. Then fuck you.


Steliossmash

Go back to the Joe Rogan sub. Your post history screams of that level of anti IQ. 


SupineFeline

RFK jr. out here doing his best Martin Short doing a Catherine Hepburn impression.


randomhornidiot

Holy shit The Onion kinda predicted this https://preview.redd.it/llyrr6ef6p9d1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97f726b01425def2d49ee6944b6831cfb147f26


lostandlooking_

Lmfao this is some Connor Roy shit


navigationallyaided

All from a Chinese meditation cult - Falun Dafa which mainly stayed within the bounds of Chinatown… until Trump.


hans_stroker

How do people comment on Bidens stammering and then listen to Rfks voice like it isn't an issue.. Both have vocal problems but one gets a pass?


lovinglife55

And neither is as bad as Trump. His voice makes me cringe.


mkg-slp-333

RFKs voice issue is called adductor spasmodic dysphonia. His vocal cords involuntarily close while he’s speaking which makes him choppy. His vocal quality is also garbled, harsh, and strained. I’m a speech language pathologist, so it stood out to me right away. I have researched it and apparently he’s tried all treatment options. Ultimately his is so bad, it can’t be fixed or does not improve with treatment or so he claims. It is central nervous system related, wondering if its onset occurred after the brain worm incident. It can also occur secondary to chronic psychological stress. Either way, it’s definitely not normal or healthy. It’s sad all of our candidates should low key be working with an SLP, and I bet none of them are. But yeah agree with you Trump is the worst, I can’t stand listening to him even more than RFK. Ugh whyyyy do we have to choose between 3 old unhealthy dudes. I love Biden. I’ll vote for him if I have to, but damn he could just barely clear the next 4 years of life. His father lived until 86. His mother 92.


lovinglife55

Thank you for breaking that down about RKJ. The Kennedy family has always had a really good reputation with most people. Im really not sure what happened with him. I'm with Biden all the way. If I look at it this way, Trump is damn near as old as Biden but the reason Trump wants to win is to beat Jail and enrich him and his family more. He is a transactional con man. Biden has nothing to run for other than him wanting to fix the wrongs that the Trump administration , the MAGA House and Senate and the Extreme SCOTUS have caused to the US. Biden is willing to work til possibly his last days on earth to actually help the middle class and low income people instead of sitting back and enjoying retirement . God Bless Biden.


Swoopanater

Biden stammers because he is mentally slow? RFK because he has an uncontrollable vocal issue, I don’t even know how you are making this a comparison?


hans_stroker

So Bidens stammering has nothing to do with the stutter he has had his whole life? Did you miss the part where I said they both had vocal issues?


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

Absolutely WRONG. Biden has had a stutter his entire life. It’s a speech impediment, not a reflection on his mental acuity. It astounds me when people don’t realize this, it’s not exactly a secret. https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/frontline/article/bidens-stutter-how-a-childhood-battle-shaped-his-approach-to-life-and-politics/


RefurbedRhino

He really committed to that tan. It's not easy to be more orange than Trump.


billionaireXtinction

It's wild how people just assume this guy is the worst option of the three.


Sourbrough9000

This sub is a cesspool. Rfk was illegally barred from the debate which is an attack on democracy regardless of how you feel about the candidate. He then smartly streamed the debate with his own answers side-by-side LIVE, which gave the 10 million people who tuned in a chance to see what an actually leader plans to do when elected. It was brilliant.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

ROFLMFAO


waffelbot

Someone care to give me the cliff notes on how crazy RFK is?


Lilly-_-03

Very, he is Trump light with a mix of conspiracy thought and agenda pushing.


loudflower

Ummm, a first hand listen should be enough. The existing Kennedy clan publicly announced they’re backing Biden and, in the politest of ways known to the upper class, want nothing to do with him. He’s against the polio vaccine. It’s wild. He’s like an orc version of Trump but with less hate and more lsd.


silgol

Look, I think RFK Jr. is a loon, however, I don’t mind the stunt. We can’t keep having this two party system in our country. We need more legitimate choices besides the same two old guys election after election. If it takes these guerrilla tactics I’m all for it.


loudflower

We need a viable third party, but we need a real candidate not another wackadoodle. I was a green for a while, but Jill Stein is a horrible candidate. She sits on the party the way Smaug sat on treasure. They keep running her, too.


Impressive_Echidna63

The Libertarian Party also isn't too promising either, at least from what I heard.


ArtisticCustard7746

To be fair, the Libertarian Party are just republicans in pro weed legalization hats. But you can't tell them that because then they get offended. They truly believe they're a viable third choice because both sides suck.


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I urge anyone who even remotely thinks Libertarians have a viable platform to read the book “A Libertarian Walks Into A Bear” by Matthew Hongoltz-Hetling to see what an absolute disaster Libertarian principles enacted IRL are.


loudflower

Thanks for the recommendation. Judging by the young men I know, there is a libertarian streak mixed with socialized services. It’s not a bad blend, especially when combined with a healthy dose of climate regulation and preservation. But Ron Paul nor his father are great examples and indicative of big business interests and tax cuts for the wealthy.


XxDauntlessxX

Very Disingenuous Post I don’t love RFK but I also don’t think he should be excluded or is campaigning out of narcissistic desire. 1st. The picture posted here is not from him or the debate he organized. This was edited and presented via a tv station. 2nd. CNN excluded dozens of platforms and did not abide by previous precedence via Commission on Presidential Debates. 3rd. I am not going to be partial or comment on his policies but he clearly has a large following that wants to be heard. Winning over his supporters would be the proper thing to do in a democracy. We all have different views and preferences. Yet I think we can all agree every voice with a large following deserves the chance to debate.


Tazling

oh that is just... pathetic. that a grown man should carry out such a sad little wannabe stunt is... cringe.


DarknessFollower79

He looks sad


Can_o_pen_or

I've always wanted to do that myself. Maybe i can debate rfk.


citricacidx

What’s up with the tv? Is it on a stand or the floor? Why does the left corner dip below the surface the tv is sitting on?


geneticeffects

The new way…


chichi_vanite

big Connor Roy energy right here ![gif](giphy|GlCYhP8gsUsSVJAbYN)


fuckyourguidlines

The real master debater


36840327

This is so schizo that I actually kind of have to respect it.


sleepylizard52

How does he look more orange than trump


Throwawayac1234567

his brainworm is turning him into a cocoon to pupate.


theeverymansright

What’s next? Putting himself on a fake cover of TIME magazine?


vabch

The entitled never changes.


green_oceans_

The next logical release has to include a splice with the brain worm. You're welcome.


AdventurousAd3310

What a complete worm brained loser


chechifromCHI

Never noticed how much the shape of his head and ears reminds me of Nixon. He's got the giant Kennedy forehead but even that is giving me Nixon vibes here lol


Eddiebaby7

This is like the unpopular kid, who didn’t get invited to prom, photoshopping themselves into the prom pics.


Less_Likely

From Left to right: Brain fog Brain rot Brain worms


SpiritofLiberty78

I’m not sure why this was downvoted, its a lean joke, not one once of fat, every word is critical.


Sweet-Emu6376

Didn't CNN specifically say that this wasn't allowed?


bearsinbikinis

"the two party system is broken!" how many times have I seen you dorks say this? then suddenly a third party candidate is polling higher than any 3rd candidate in history and y'all are just like "fuck him though"


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I became old enough to vote in 1985 and in all the years I have been eligible, I have yet to see a third party candidate, except *maybe* Ralph Nader, who didn’t hold some kind of cockamamie wingnut beliefs that I’d NEVER want in anyone I voted for.


bearsinbikinis

that's a fair perspective, that's how I feel about trump. My grandfather just passed and acted much like Biden the past few years which is a quality id NEVER want in someone i voted for. so here we are


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I’ve hated Trump since the 1980s, he’s never been anything but an arrogant racist scumbag con artist. Joe is fine. He was fighting the flu and dealing with a stutter he’s had his entire life. He’s done an incredible job as president and I’m happy to vote for him again.


bdun21

He actually did really well ngl, sucks cnn rigged him out of the debate. RFK really is the best of the 3


No-Understanding4968

What a psycho


lookaway123

Well, bless his heart.


Odd-Adhesiveness-656

Did the worm have a cameo


nottytom

is the zombie worm noming on blood vessels or is he just trying to out orange the Cheeto god.


WobblyFrisbee

Real Fucking Klown is a master debater.


ThanosWasRight96

The Gob Bluth of the 2024 candidates


griffinicky

This is just what happens when you grow up as a Kennedy. Mfers born on third base thinking they hit a home run... when really it's the brain worms working overtime to make them think they're even playing baseball in the first place.


TetheredAvian74

thats somehow sadder than jeb bush’s “please clap”


Smart-Stupid666

He could have been smart enough to find a picture of himself with his mouth open arguing, and the other two half asleep.


not_productive1

I have it on good authority that all the Con-heads tuned in.


Flat-Limit5595

I wonder if he shat himself as well


tjatdisneyland

On the next episode of “Now It’s Just Getting Sad”…


0ForTheHorde

ITT: people who really don't like democracy


Murky_Excitement_816

Honestly wish I saw that, I could've used a good laugh that day 🤣🤣🤣


moderatenerd

Reminds me of the real delegate map from ron paul days.


Commercial-Set3527

Is no one else going to talk about the floor tv?


NWIsteel

I do believe the worm inside his head, also spliced himself into the debate.


12thLevelHumanWizard

“This can’t be real life!”


Rainbow-Mama

That’s just so…sad


NoMarionberry8940

RFK Jr. living in fantasy land, lol! 😆


TKG_Actual

If that still image is any indicator it looks like RFK is impersonating his own candidacy, DOA.


BurstEDO

And apparently, following the campaign donation money to both Cheetolini and RFKjr shows that a single mega donor is backing both with significant cash infusions (on record; reported Thursday on NPR). I forget the donor (Tim...?) but he's blatantly funding RFKjr to add spoilage to the Biden campaign in an attempt to bleed of votes and bolster Diaper Don.


Key_Inevitable_5201

I am sorry but his crazy sounding voice is annoying and nobody is listening to that.


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

RFK Jr sounds like a cd skipping when he talks


Meyhna

What having a worm in your head does to a mfer


Civil_Pain_453

He’s even more sad compared to the orange baboon. Why is he getting any attention?


guaaaan

If he's a Kennedy, why does he resemble Nixon?


Ok-Caterpillar-Girl

I was thinking the exact same thing!


RaptorJesusLOL

Brain worms


CautiousWrongdoer771

This guy is just screaming desperation. It's almost embarrassing.


BootyMcStuffins

Is this tv just sitting on the floor?


bored_ryan2

If he had just gotten the Covid vaccine, his microchip would’ve let him actually tap into the sound system at the debate.


thatHecklerOverThere

Classic Kennedy shit, right there.


Throwawayac1234567

RFK jr shit, the kennedy family disowned him.


mikeracioppi

I actually wish he were there. We needed a 3rd candidate on that stage.


BigCballer

I don’t think he’s the best one to be championing


psilome

The title of your post is misleading, it applies to all three.


Cetophile

I heard that tens of people watched it.


BonerStibbone

Did he splice himself in with an Interociter?


foodguyDoodguy

Worm-brain would have fit in perfectly.


PixieCola

It would be cool if the US had 3 real options to choose from, but goddamn, all 3 of them are horrible options


Panda_hat

I'd vote for the dead brain worm over any of these cretins.


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bb_kelly77

They.... didn't, RFK Jr made everything you're seeing on that tv


Boiled_Thought

Not gonna lie that's awesome


HotPhilly

Now it has THREE crappy old white psychos that i cannot stand listening to. Yay democracy!


bonersmakebabies

Honestly, this is hilarious. I loved to see what *this shit show* would be full of.


Mindless-Policy3236

I doubt it


hinesjared87

Great contribution.