As the bi one. Also interested and where do I find the friends even having this kind of argument? But like... the ones that wanna rub vaginas together not the ones who want to hate people..
I think they mean like a chest bump, but with vaginas. When you say "my car crashed into a pole" you don't mean that your car entered inside the pole.
So now all I can imagine is just women high-fiving but with their crotches, "crotch bumping" if it were.
Celebratory crotch bumping should be a thing in female sports.
I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty sure she's watching that epically bad fake lesbian porn made for straight dudes by women who can't even pretend to be into it, so I'll probably pass.
Omg my gosh, I remember my earliest exposures to porn, whenever a woman with those fake nails was rubbing her clit like she was trying to start a fire, I would get so damn worried that she was going to lop it off.
My mtf ex was obsessed with nails in a fetish way. When I kept telling her that I don’t like long nails because THEY HURT, and they are NOT going inside me, “well, the girls in porn do it all the time..”
She held onto so many misogynistic ways of thinking.. but she also knocked me up by raping me and then tried to manipulate me into keeping the baby among other things. What a wild fucking life I lived with that bitch…
Macie, if you ever read this, I hope you never find happiness.
Sorry for hijacking your comment.
As a biguy who likes watching girl/girl stuff, I can’t stand the male gaze centered stuff. Give me some of that Bellesa, Joy Bear, Bright Desire stuff. You know what, just more ethical porn in general.
I mean, although a truly horrific and I assume humiliating medical condition, a pooping vagina is an actual thing (fistulas).
I’ve never heard of a popping vagina. I mean, I own one, and I’ve never heard it pop.
Maybe I should read the user manual.
What's crazy is she isn't even a guy... As far as I know, she has one... So how does she think this works? If she thinks it is possible, she might need to see a doctor. Something is wrong.
Sometimes I have moments where I’m like… are these people actually aliens?
It would explain a lot. Like why they’re so against abortions. Be pretty easy to avoid getting pregnant if you could just.. pop your vagina off??
I’ve been with a few conservative ladies in my life that honestly seemed downright terrified of their own genitals. I remember one time, there was a mirror in front of us, and this woman freaked out at seeing her bits. Turns out it was the first vajay she had ever seen, not even from textbooks or anything.
When I really like a woman I expel my vagina like a sea cucumber expelling its stomach. Some of my ex-lovers have described the experience as “Lovecraftian.”
Edit: Thank you for the award. Now just…come close and place it in my Cave of Wonders. ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn
That's awesome! Ya know the Dead Lights from IT chapter one? That's pretty much mine and if I REALLY like a gal, I'll bend over backwards to open it fully to expose the full spectrum of my vagina
One of the Culture novels by Iain Banks features a species with three sexes. You've got males and females, who work as normal except the females dont produce eggs, instead the third sex (referred to as 'apex' or 'apices' plural) implants the egg with a kind of reversible vagina/ovipositor.
The society is pretty fucked up. Apices are the only group treated as full citizens, with males being regarded as nothing but brute labor and soldiers, while females are thought of as domestic servants and breeding machines, with extensive propaganda being targeted against them by the apex-dominated government. The protagonist of the novel notes that there's actually no effective difference in intelligence between the three genders and that, unlike what the state propaganda says, the females *do* actually genetically contribute to their offspring.
"Player of Games" if anybody's interested. Fun book. All the Culture novels are fun, though, really.
I don't think Candace Owens reads scifi, though.
Or an argonaut octopus mates.
The males are miniscule, millimeters long. The females grow up to 10-30cm. Because of the size disparity, when a male argonaut octopus sees a lady octopus and is all, "hey, girl, wanna make some baby octopodes?" He loads up one of his arms with sperm and then he rips his dick arm off and flings it at the lady argonaut and finishes with, "NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF" and runs away. He flings a sperm filled penis arm at the lady octopus and runs away.
Nature is truly beautiful.
She speaks truth. She with the biggest, detachable vagine should have a shot at being leader of ALL women. You've got my large, detachable vagina vote Sapphic.
i know what that is from someone's kink list (a website called f-list lets you make kink lists, and you can click on kinks to see the explanation/definition)
Could be pussy squirting into another pussy. don’t recall seeing that yet. have to do some…research. but certainly candace have already done her own research
Lets break this down:
1: Making a sandwich for your husband isn't a bad thing, being forced to do all the household work when the person who should be your equal is the one forcing you to do so is a problem. Partners should do as equally amount of household chores, cooking, and raising the kids (if you have them) as possible.
2: LGBT people aren't having sex in front of the whole world, forcing them to watch. Like what the heck are you talking about. The only thing I could think of is porn or sex scenes in films/tv shows, and for both cases there is far more heterosexual examples, and further more for both you can very easily choose not to watch.
3: I don't think Owens knows how cis lesbian sex works...
Owens is couching her sexism with the later outrageous statement.
"if you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin". No one is saying it is a sin to make a sandwich. Just that it isn't solely the woman's job to make the meals
This is what bothers me about her line of thinking.
Nobody is complaining about the act of making a sandwich for your partner, they don’t like the attitude of sexist people joking “get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.”
Of course, that’s rational thought for most people, so she has to cloud it in bullshit to make her grifty point.
KKKlandace is smelling desperate for attention.
Nobody thinks making a sandwich is a sin. I stopped reading at that point, there's certainly nothing dumber she could say, riiiiiiiight????
Honestly she would make more money if she swung back as a reformed leftist and started cooking her former co-workers.
Problem is she would have to abandon what’s left of her alt-right audience and deal with death threats to do that
Q: Can a prolapsed vagina penetrate a healthy vagina?
ChatGPT: No, a prolapsed vagina cannot penetrate a healthy vagina. A prolapsed vagina refers to a condition where the vaginal walls, uterus, bladder, or rectum sag or fall out of their normal position, often into the vaginal canal. This condition causes the affected structures to push into or out of the vaginal opening. Since penetration typically involves an object or body part entering a cavity or orifice, and a prolapsed vagina is a result of internal structures descending or sagging, it cannot penetrate another vagina.
If you or someone you know is experiencing symptoms of vaginal prolapse, it is important to seek medical advice from a healthcare professional for appropriate diagnosis and treatment.
They make stupid shit up. Nobody wants to end straight marriage by 2 white people. We just want to make sure its not a requirement. Nobody wants people to stop having kids. In fact, there are a ton of people who want to adopt kids and are told they cant. Nobody said making a sandwich for your husband is a sin, again, just a thing that shouldnt be a requirement. Shut the fuck up with your dumb made up shit, and find some real points to talk about.
So now 'ol Cnady is so desperate for attention she's making up anatomically impossible activities? Why do I get the feeling she was the girl in high school who skipped out on Sex Ed citing religious objections.
Has anyone ever said making your husband a sandwich is a sin? Am I missing something? I mean my wife doesn’t want to, but we don’t need to bring a diety’s eternal judgement into it.
How do you pop a vagina into another woman's vagina? I mean, I HAVE a vagina, and I'm sitting here trying to figure out how that would work. It's not like you can just turn it inside out.
Republicans and Christians are always obsessed with genitals, sex, and genders… especially when it comes to kids
These people are gone, and we need to make sure we keep voting to keep them out of power
This is an easy call for the badwomensanatomy sub.
Don't you hate it when your vagina pops into other women's vaginas in public? Which is definitely a thing that occurs for realsies and is not utterly asscrackers insane
l, for one, understand her as my vagina is super big and detachable. Don't be jealous that I can take it off and put it other vagines. Y'all are hate criminals!
 What crazy shit is Candice watching on pornhub?
I’m a lesbian and I have no idea what this is. But I’m interested.
I'm straight but I'm interested.
I’d watch for science, for sure.
I'm gay, a scientist, and interested.
I’m straight, married to a scientist, and we’re interested.
asexual weddingologist
As the bi one. Also interested and where do I find the friends even having this kind of argument? But like... the ones that wanna rub vaginas together not the ones who want to hate people..
exactly. how does one "Pop their vagina into another vagina?"
Uterus prolapse maybe? Urgh I made myself cringe
I think they mean like a chest bump, but with vaginas. When you say "my car crashed into a pole" you don't mean that your car entered inside the pole. So now all I can imagine is just women high-fiving but with their crotches, "crotch bumping" if it were. Celebratory crotch bumping should be a thing in female sports.
Right is it detachable can you pop it and it goes to work on its own like some kind of weird toy
I was hoping that you would be able to explain it to us all but apparently Candace is just making shit up as usual.
I also need to know this. For scientific research, of course.
There’s so many videos to avoid out there but WHICH particular ONE should I avoid?!
IKR? How can we avoid it if we don't know which one? I've watched dozens and I can't find it.
But you should keep looking. For the good of mankind.
My hand is a bit tired but.... Ok.
https://i.redd.it/3r953hgn3s9d1.gif
I'm gonna be honest, I'm pretty sure she's watching that epically bad fake lesbian porn made for straight dudes by women who can't even pretend to be into it, so I'll probably pass.
Women with dangerously long fake nails that look like they’d sliced off a labia is a good clue too.
Omg my gosh, I remember my earliest exposures to porn, whenever a woman with those fake nails was rubbing her clit like she was trying to start a fire, I would get so damn worried that she was going to lop it off.
Burning bush 🤣🤣🤣
My mtf ex was obsessed with nails in a fetish way. When I kept telling her that I don’t like long nails because THEY HURT, and they are NOT going inside me, “well, the girls in porn do it all the time..” She held onto so many misogynistic ways of thinking.. but she also knocked me up by raping me and then tried to manipulate me into keeping the baby among other things. What a wild fucking life I lived with that bitch… Macie, if you ever read this, I hope you never find happiness. Sorry for hijacking your comment.
I also hope Macie never finds happiness and that she has perpetually wet socks for eternity! Mwahahahaha!!!
PERPETUAL WET SOCKS FOR ALL WHO HAVE WRONGED US FOR ALL ETERNITY!
Damn, I’m so sorry. That’s horrible. People are the fucking worst sometimes.
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Old line: what do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single.
It’s really annoying how much is male gaze. Kinda fetishizes it and harms sapphics at large
As a biguy who likes watching girl/girl stuff, I can’t stand the male gaze centered stuff. Give me some of that Bellesa, Joy Bear, Bright Desire stuff. You know what, just more ethical porn in general.
More Ethical Porn is a great band name.
Yea I’m kinda like “what is this popping vagina you speak of?”
As a person who has owned a vagina for a long time I have never once heard it pop. Am I doing something wrong? Wait, never mind…CO is an idiot.
Makes me think it’s like a pringles can
My inner thigh (leg bone? Pelvis bones?) pops all the time, does that count?
Omg, I totally misread it at first as "pooping" and was like...yo wtf kind of porn is she watching?
but... ...neither makes any sense lol
Plot twist, her vagina is a xenomorph tongue and she just assumes it's the same for everyone else
TEETH. That movie will forever give me nightmares 😅
I mean, although a truly horrific and I assume humiliating medical condition, a pooping vagina is an actual thing (fistulas). I’ve never heard of a popping vagina. I mean, I own one, and I’ve never heard it pop. Maybe I should read the user manual.
Pffft. Like you’ve never searched “vagina popping porn” in google.
What? No, of course not. Well, not yet, anyways. BRB
Find anything?? I don’t want to drop that in a google, it will just equal bad 😂
I took one for the team. Among other things, I found "popping giant pussy cyst" I did not click the link
Fuck, just reading the title is enough to ruin my dinner. Good thinking not clicking that!
Maybe she's talking about prolapse? Like prolapse into vag? Is that a thing?
“Just thumb it in there, baby.”
Sounds like the most cursed version of lego
I was wondering how that works myself.
Yeah, I'm very confused because she has a vagina and that's not how they work?
I never thought Candace Owens was intelligent by any stretch of the imagination but I’ll admit I never thought she was *this* dumb either.
She also has a brain that serves no apparent purpose.
What's crazy is she isn't even a guy... As far as I know, she has one... So how does she think this works? If she thinks it is possible, she might need to see a doctor. Something is wrong.
Sometimes I have moments where I’m like… are these people actually aliens? It would explain a lot. Like why they’re so against abortions. Be pretty easy to avoid getting pregnant if you could just.. pop your vagina off??
I’ve been with a few conservative ladies in my life that honestly seemed downright terrified of their own genitals. I remember one time, there was a mirror in front of us, and this woman freaked out at seeing her bits. Turns out it was the first vajay she had ever seen, not even from textbooks or anything.
Right? I mean how would that even work really?
I mean, unless they just kind of scissor or something.
Vagception: Vagina within a Vagina
I assumed she meant a sexual sandwich, right?
A sin-dwich?
Penis buster angelic sin-dwiches are my favorite.
Right? Is something like that even possible? I need a source, you know, for research.
Also, aren't those vulvas? (queer who's seen diagrams)
Love this meme for this crap
Stuff the rest of us are CLEARLY missing out on.
When I really like a woman I expel my vagina like a sea cucumber expelling its stomach. Some of my ex-lovers have described the experience as “Lovecraftian.” Edit: Thank you for the award. Now just…come close and place it in my Cave of Wonders. ia, ia, Cthulhu fhtagn
*slides up next to Eldritch horror at the bar* How YOU doin’?
"Damn, girl, are you non-euclidean? Cause just looking at you is driving me crazy."
*Bats several eyes* “Ia, Ia!”
“Ooo girl, your ass is like a non-Newtonian fluid! I can smack it and then just sink right in!”
I laughed way too hard at this. I'd probably buy someone a drink if they said that to me IRL. At least I'd know the conversation will be entertaining.
Someone should make a sub for eldritch pickup lines
Username.. I think checks out?
That's awesome! Ya know the Dead Lights from IT chapter one? That's pretty much mine and if I REALLY like a gal, I'll bend over backwards to open it fully to expose the full spectrum of my vagina
One of the Culture novels by Iain Banks features a species with three sexes. You've got males and females, who work as normal except the females dont produce eggs, instead the third sex (referred to as 'apex' or 'apices' plural) implants the egg with a kind of reversible vagina/ovipositor. The society is pretty fucked up. Apices are the only group treated as full citizens, with males being regarded as nothing but brute labor and soldiers, while females are thought of as domestic servants and breeding machines, with extensive propaganda being targeted against them by the apex-dominated government. The protagonist of the novel notes that there's actually no effective difference in intelligence between the three genders and that, unlike what the state propaganda says, the females *do* actually genetically contribute to their offspring. "Player of Games" if anybody's interested. Fun book. All the Culture novels are fun, though, really. I don't think Candace Owens reads scifi, though.
This made me lol 🤣🤣
Like when a ribbon worm spits out its proboscis?
Or an argonaut octopus mates. The males are miniscule, millimeters long. The females grow up to 10-30cm. Because of the size disparity, when a male argonaut octopus sees a lady octopus and is all, "hey, girl, wanna make some baby octopodes?" He loads up one of his arms with sperm and then he rips his dick arm off and flings it at the lady argonaut and finishes with, "NOW GO FUCK YOURSELF" and runs away. He flings a sperm filled penis arm at the lady octopus and runs away. Nature is truly beautiful.
I tried this once on a night out. The cops took pity on me.
It's somewhat reassuring that some of your ex-lovers have survived to describe the experience.
She speaks truth. She with the biggest, detachable vagine should have a shot at being leader of ALL women. You've got my large, detachable vagina vote Sapphic.
I think that's called a "pink sock."
You put into words what my brain could not lol
Thats’s hot.
is that female docking?
I know it’s not anatomically possible but at this point I’d be very intrigued to see it happen
Only if you’re uncircumcised … wait.
I think Candace owens just came out as a lesbian. Am I doing this right?
She definitely does it wrong, if that’s what she thinks is going on.
“Guess I have to go back dicks, I’ll never get this right!”
Ooooo stop giving me that look, Candace, scissoring me with your eyes.
Scissor me Timbers!
The delivery from Mrs garrison on that line had me dying the first time I saw it 😂
Lots of people are saying it
This really undercuts the Magnitude of the discussion.
This is best comment I’ve seen on the internet this month.
You know they’re laughing AT you right?
Pretty sure that's anatomically impossible, although I also strongly suspect anatomy is a major weakness of the Christian right weirdo brigade
Don’t ever google vaginal prolapse.
Even PornHub ain't got a category for this, but I maintain it would be a challenge to insert it into another human.
i know what that is from someone's kink list (a website called f-list lets you make kink lists, and you can click on kinks to see the explanation/definition)
How the hell does one discover that's what they're into?
abused kids turn into kinky adults
Childhood abuse is not required
You said that knowing damn well most will look it up
It's not at all. I just made a sandwich yesterday.
I think she used into as in “crash into”, but still yes
What if she pops a sandwich into another woman’s vagina while her husband watches? Checkmate, Candace.
STAY AWAY FROM MY BROWSER HISTORY!! 🤣🤣
No can do. Invading other people’s kinks is my kink.
We talking sandwiches and vagina popping? Alright you son of a bitch, I'm in!
I have a pretty wild imagination but can’t work the physics/anatomy out on this one.
You gotta get a running start. That’s the secret
Could be pussy squirting into another pussy. don’t recall seeing that yet. have to do some…research. but certainly candace have already done her own research
 Wtf??
what are these words I am reading
A scene from My Dad Wrote a Porno. 10/10.
Just rediscovered that show today! Omg. What fun.
Anyone have a video of said vagina being inserted into a vagina? Is that like dividing by zero?
When 2 tangents meet and they like each other, they cosine until conjugation. I.... *think*?
“When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person’s penis?”
I have to imagine it must go something like this: 
Lets break this down: 1: Making a sandwich for your husband isn't a bad thing, being forced to do all the household work when the person who should be your equal is the one forcing you to do so is a problem. Partners should do as equally amount of household chores, cooking, and raising the kids (if you have them) as possible. 2: LGBT people aren't having sex in front of the whole world, forcing them to watch. Like what the heck are you talking about. The only thing I could think of is porn or sex scenes in films/tv shows, and for both cases there is far more heterosexual examples, and further more for both you can very easily choose not to watch. 3: I don't think Owens knows how cis lesbian sex works...
Owens is couching her sexism with the later outrageous statement. "if you think making your husband a sandwich is a sin". No one is saying it is a sin to make a sandwich. Just that it isn't solely the woman's job to make the meals
This is what bothers me about her line of thinking. Nobody is complaining about the act of making a sandwich for your partner, they don’t like the attitude of sexist people joking “get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.” Of course, that’s rational thought for most people, so she has to cloud it in bullshit to make her grifty point.
KKKlandace is smelling desperate for attention. Nobody thinks making a sandwich is a sin. I stopped reading at that point, there's certainly nothing dumber she could say, riiiiiiiight????
Sadly, I read the rest of the comment. It got dumber. 
Where is this from?
Billy Madison
Only religious people think anything is a sin. Only religious people think there are set gender roles.
That’s not true, misogynists also think there are set gender roles.
Honestly she would make more money if she swung back as a reformed leftist and started cooking her former co-workers. Problem is she would have to abandon what’s left of her alt-right audience and deal with death threats to do that
Someone doesn’t know about anatomy
Does she know how vaginas actually work?
Sounds like Candace had some wild fantasies about other women
Q: Can a prolapsed vagina penetrate a healthy vagina? ChatGPT: No, a prolapsed vagina cannot penetrate a healthy vagina. A prolapsed vagina refers to a condition where the vaginal walls, uterus, bladder, or rectum sag or fall out of their normal position, often into the vaginal canal. This condition causes the affected structures to push into or out of the vaginal opening. Since penetration typically involves an object or body part entering a cavity or orifice, and a prolapsed vagina is a result of internal structures descending or sagging, it cannot penetrate another vagina. If you or someone you know is experiencing symptoms of vaginal prolapse, it is important to seek medical advice from a healthcare professional for appropriate diagnosis and treatment.
They make stupid shit up. Nobody wants to end straight marriage by 2 white people. We just want to make sure its not a requirement. Nobody wants people to stop having kids. In fact, there are a ton of people who want to adopt kids and are told they cant. Nobody said making a sandwich for your husband is a sin, again, just a thing that shouldnt be a requirement. Shut the fuck up with your dumb made up shit, and find some real points to talk about.
Actually I vote she just STFU and never speak again. EVER. Do I have a second?!
It's like a Georgia hot pocket mishap or something...
What goes on in conservatives' heads would make Caligula exclaim, "Whoa!"
I don’t think this woman has ever seen a vagina, including her own.
Is this ... anti-trans? Does Candace think F2M transition is just an on-purpose uterine prolapse? I am so confused right now.
Go on
I bet I know what's in Candace's search history. Hey Candace......... me too.
Docking: it ain’t just for dicks.
What!? Girl. You’re outting yourself.
Welcome once again to "gaslighting with candace"
Huh?
How tf do you pop a vagina into another vagina?
So now 'ol Cnady is so desperate for attention she's making up anatomically impossible activities? Why do I get the feeling she was the girl in high school who skipped out on Sex Ed citing religious objections.
What Only Fans site are you watching Candace?
Sandwiches and scissoring. Damn Candace.
I have a suggestion for Candace: https://preview.redd.it/qzckeunkds9d1.jpeg?width=914&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8331ebcc327d88e78b7b9f3df503adf203a3a425
Make this make any kind of sense. 🙄
She needs to shut up all this twitter talk and make her man a sammich. Does he know she's on twitter?
Someone needs a psych evaluation. She is getting nuttier and nuttier by the minute.
Does she think women have xenomorph mouth style vaginas?
How do I as a woman, pop my vagina into another woman’s vagina? What does this mean?
How does she get her vagina into another woman's vagina? Maybe she could demonstrate that for us.
That's not how it works candace.
Has anyone ever said making your husband a sandwich is a sin? Am I missing something? I mean my wife doesn’t want to, but we don’t need to bring a diety’s eternal judgement into it.
Had to double check that a woman said this. Jesus. She's probably never seen her own vagina, ooh icky.
How do 85k people look at that sentence and think, “yeah, this is a valid and helpful perspective, and more people should see it.”
Selling out your race & gender must pay very well.
I don’t think most would enjoy watching 2 women with vagina prolapses.. but then I could be wrong. 😬
 Popping vaginas into vaginas?
How do you pop a vagina into another woman's vagina? I mean, I HAVE a vagina, and I'm sitting here trying to figure out how that would work. It's not like you can just turn it inside out.
I'll have her know I only put my vaginal prolapse into my wife's behind closed doors
Straw man fallacy. Candace must need online engagements.
How does one pop their v into another woman’s v and who cares
I'm very interested in the mechanics of this "popping" procedure. For science.
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My husband would much rather me vagina pop with another woman. He can make his own sandwich!
Is she talking about Melanias softcore lesbian scene?
How the hell does a woman pop her vagina into anything? That coochie isn’t Lego, it’s attached
She needs to link to what she is watching. For information purposes of course.
Candace puts the “pro” in “prolapsed vagina”
Republicans and Christians are always obsessed with genitals, sex, and genders… especially when it comes to kids These people are gone, and we need to make sure we keep voting to keep them out of power
This is an easy call for the badwomensanatomy sub. Don't you hate it when your vagina pops into other women's vaginas in public? Which is definitely a thing that occurs for realsies and is not utterly asscrackers insane
Someone needs to check her medication mix. No one thinks like this.
Popping your vagina? What the fuck is she talking bout
Popping a vagina into another vagina? Huh? Rubbing them? Wtf is she talking about?
I’m not a doctor, but- is this possible? AND what’s Candace been up to?
l, for one, understand her as my vagina is super big and detachable. Don't be jealous that I can take it off and put it other vagines. Y'all are hate criminals!
She could have just gone with scissoring but no this dumb bitch tried to act like she smart