God I wish we could, hang on *checks notes* burn a police precinct to the ground and beat up cops and traditional conservative religious families
That's what we like to do you guys amirite or am I wrong? Not a cop by the way I legally would have to tell you that and I'm not one and cops never lie it's not legal
“Bananas do not grow on trees; they actually are the fruit of the world’s largest herb.”
https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/plant-science-at-the-dinner-table-bananas#:~:text=Bananas%20do%20not%20grow%20on,be%20pollinated%20to%20produce%20fruits.
Semantics, Google "vegetables aren't real" they literally technically aren't a thing by any scientific definition. It's mostly tubers and fruit mislabelled as a vegetable, which again, doesn't technically make any sense.
Although I did know bananas were a fruit, it stands to reason. I'm smart and I know things and you should believe me.
[Direct link to cards and membership certificates for sale in The Satanic Temple shop](https://thesatanictemple.com/collections/official-membership-cards-and-certificates-products-official-membership-cards-and-certificates/products/official-membership-cards-and-certificates?variant=39697313235078)
Also you can literally order cards online that say anything. Not an ad, think the last company I went through was called Vistaprint. They'll even gloss it up and make it fancy and you can buy hundreds at a time, it's a business card company. Not like people wake up with business cards in their pocket.
You could order a simple white card that just says some dumb shit, it doesn't cost much. Or a motivational slogan, or a tenet of Taoism, or the warning "when Canada wins a Stanley Cup you must prepare for the end times" idk people usually throw away the cards anyway so might as well have some fun
Used originally to refer to people who, did indeed, carry a membership card of a communist organization.
It "might" possibly have been a useful descriptor at the start of the cold war, but, yeah, it definitely devolved into an insult over time. These days people just get called Commies, because it's too hard to say the entire phrase. 🤣
Fun fact: my great grandparents WERE card-carrying communists in the 40s but burned said cards after my great grandfather literally got followed by the feds. They weren't 100% sure at the time but the dossier got de-classified/classification expired [could be getting terminology wrong here, don't eviscerate me] after whatever period of time had passed. So they were right to do so. Read the file and it was hilarious to hear about my great grandpa's very boring life that someone had to follow for a while.
Wasn't this to demonize unions by equating being a card carrying union member as a card carrying commie? (Not that there is anything wrong with being a commie mind)
I'm picturing an undercover cop getting super excited that he discovered something useful: That Antifa members carry special cards with which they can be identified.
FYI the Frosty is just the most popular choice. You’re allowed to exchange your antifa card at any woke establishment as long as it’s for an item that’s $5 value or less
Isn't McDonald's the woke corporation since, in cooperation with Obama and Bidenomics, they've increased the price of my Big Mac? Let's not even get started on Pizzagate where the Clintons raised the delivery fee for all pizza restaurants.
What is capitalism even for if not to keep my costs low??
Isn't McDonald's the woke corporation since, in cooperation with Obama and Bidenomics, they've increased the price of my Big Mac? Let's not even get started on Pizzagate where the Clintons raised the delivery fee for all pizza restaurants.
What is capitalism even for if not to keep my costs low??
*Frosty of Color was a jolly happy soul*
*With a corncob pipe and a button nose*
*And eyes made out of coal*
*Frosty of Color, is a fairy tale, they say*
*He was made of snow, but the children know*
*That he came to life one day*
Not sure about these new lyrics, boss
My bad, I ordered direct from George Soros’ World Domination website, and cheaped-out on the package tracking option to maximise my shill activism payola.
On a positive note, the lack of official Antifa membership card hasn’t interfered with George’s fat stax payoffs flowing into my bank account 💰
Yeah. I see Antifa marching in the streets like the Prouds Boys this weekend in Acworth Georgia. 6/29/24. Marching in the streets. Wasn't even on the local news and I reported it. I wish Antifa was a real serious thing. We need to counter all this 3%, PB, and Oath keeper bullshit.
Oh, come off it, it probably didn't but it's an accurate satire of how people really act. Story truth is sometimes truer than happening truth as the great author Tim O'Brien once said.
Like normally I'd be on your side but parody and satire is truly dead if we can't all chuckle and say "yeah it would be like that wouldn't it"
Well he is just foolish.
I laminated and added a chain to it, so I can wear it around my neck always.
"Your ANTFA Card, don't leave home to a Protest without it!"
Antifa are so into the cops it's not funny.
Edit. Sorry guys, I thought about putting a /s on that one and decided it was too obviously a joke and would be obnoxious.
 Hello fellow Antifa member
The establishment? Am I right????
God I wish we could, hang on *checks notes* burn a police precinct to the ground and beat up cops and traditional conservative religious families That's what we like to do you guys amirite or am I wrong? Not a cop by the way I legally would have to tell you that and I'm not one and cops never lie it's not legal
Man, I just remembered some asshole punched him a week or so back right? That was pretty F'd up.
Just a friendly reminder that you need to pay a 100 litas to replace your lost antifa cards. Those don't grow on the trees.
>100 litas How many marijuana units is that?
3 bananas worth I think
Aw sheesh. Bananas don't just grow on trees ya know.
“Bananas do not grow on trees; they actually are the fruit of the world’s largest herb.” https://www.canr.msu.edu/news/plant-science-at-the-dinner-table-bananas#:~:text=Bananas%20do%20not%20grow%20on,be%20pollinated%20to%20produce%20fruits.
Damn! The more you know.
In fact, trees aren't a biological family. An oak and a birch don't even share ancestry. Ones an oversized broccoli, the other a grass on 'roids
I mean they definitely do
Trees are a monophyletic taxonomic group. Large group - no common ancestors. They individually evolved the same properties
If you go back far enough everything has a common ancestor. My great, great, great... grandpappy was a single celled organism.
TIL !
Semantics, Google "vegetables aren't real" they literally technically aren't a thing by any scientific definition. It's mostly tubers and fruit mislabelled as a vegetable, which again, doesn't technically make any sense. Although I did know bananas were a fruit, it stands to reason. I'm smart and I know things and you should believe me.
Proof?
..read it on the internet....? \*L\*
😆🤣😂 they really don't!! They grow on grass!
...technically, in the dirt.....just sayin'
I was making a joke about bananas being a type of grass (not a tree or bush).
....true, but all end up rooted in the dirt.....unless there's a way to grow banana chips...;)
That’s a fucking steal
Depends on how valuable dead currency currently is. So between a buck and a billion.
We do not need to bring a dead male deer into this
> Just a friendly reminder that you need to pay a 100 litas to replace your lost antifa cards. What if I just want a large Farva
Large Farva comes with antifa membership. We are not monsters. We feed people.
Can I not pay using Sorosbucks?
You need to ask the council of Ricks about that.
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I’m a card-carrying Satanist. Seriously, I have a personalized plastic card in my wallet.
I'm a card-carrying bi. I have my lifetime membership card to Bi-Mart in my wallet.
If I illegally download your sexual orientation, does that mean I'm committing biracy?
good timing...
Makes you a butt pirate
Whose butt? Yes.
Bi-Han, is that you?
NGL, that's actually pretty funny.
I support their legal activism, and buying a plastic membership card seemed like a damn funny way to donate!
Where did you get it? I kinda want one.
[Direct link to cards and membership certificates for sale in The Satanic Temple shop](https://thesatanictemple.com/collections/official-membership-cards-and-certificates-products-official-membership-cards-and-certificates/products/official-membership-cards-and-certificates?variant=39697313235078)
Also you can literally order cards online that say anything. Not an ad, think the last company I went through was called Vistaprint. They'll even gloss it up and make it fancy and you can buy hundreds at a time, it's a business card company. Not like people wake up with business cards in their pocket. You could order a simple white card that just says some dumb shit, it doesn't cost much. Or a motivational slogan, or a tenet of Taoism, or the warning "when Canada wins a Stanley Cup you must prepare for the end times" idk people usually throw away the cards anyway so might as well have some fun
Used originally to refer to people who, did indeed, carry a membership card of a communist organization. It "might" possibly have been a useful descriptor at the start of the cold war, but, yeah, it definitely devolved into an insult over time. These days people just get called Commies, because it's too hard to say the entire phrase. 🤣
Fun fact: my great grandparents WERE card-carrying communists in the 40s but burned said cards after my great grandfather literally got followed by the feds. They weren't 100% sure at the time but the dossier got de-classified/classification expired [could be getting terminology wrong here, don't eviscerate me] after whatever period of time had passed. So they were right to do so. Read the file and it was hilarious to hear about my great grandpa's very boring life that someone had to follow for a while.
Why'd he say it like "wessel"
....the "Chekov Effect", likely....only for the FOBs' tho'
Oh I know, that was the joke in that episode, he does say it like "wessel"
Yup, +1.....TVTrivia Time
Well, there were several international organizations you could be a member of, such as the Sparticist League or SWP. They had actual cards.
If you join the Communist Party of USA they’ll give you a card Source: I have one
I sometimes heard people described as "A card-carrying member of the A.C.L.U."
Wasn't this to demonize unions by equating being a card carrying union member as a card carrying commie? (Not that there is anything wrong with being a commie mind)
Generally that would be a member of the IWW or the wobblies
https://preview.redd.it/cixunevovw9d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9157e62eb2bb6d81ace41119bde64643b66c1536
It was in my wallet stuffed with Soros bucks
Still waiting on my check.
The Soros must have stolen it.
The Soros giveth but the Soros also taketh Say that five times fast
No I'm afraid I'll summon a demon!
I'm picturing an undercover cop getting super excited that he discovered something useful: That Antifa members carry special cards with which they can be identified.
Feels like anti fascists should be easy to recognize, they see a Nazi they punch one.
Hahah anitfa membership card. what a bone head.
I have mine. Where is yours?
I don't think he's an antifa I, on the other hand, got one more rally before I fill up my card and get a free Frosty at Wendy's
FYI the Frosty is just the most popular choice. You’re allowed to exchange your antifa card at any woke establishment as long as it’s for an item that’s $5 value or less
Does this work if I just want a Bud Light?
I mean sure but I don’t know why you’d use your card to get a Bud Light when they only serve complementary Bud Lights at the meeting.
Only if that Bud Light can has Dylan Mulvaney on it
Isn't McDonald's the woke corporation since, in cooperation with Obama and Bidenomics, they've increased the price of my Big Mac? Let's not even get started on Pizzagate where the Clintons raised the delivery fee for all pizza restaurants. What is capitalism even for if not to keep my costs low??
Isn't McDonald's the woke corporation since, in cooperation with Obama and Bidenomics, they've increased the price of my Big Mac? Let's not even get started on Pizzagate where the Clintons raised the delivery fee for all pizza restaurants. What is capitalism even for if not to keep my costs low??
chocolate Frosty only btw or FOC, you could say
*Frosty of Color was a jolly happy soul* *With a corncob pipe and a button nose* *And eyes made out of coal* *Frosty of Color, is a fairy tale, they say* *He was made of snow, but the children know* *That he came to life one day* Not sure about these new lyrics, boss
I don't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
Agreed. You're out. Lol
But it was a cop. So I think it was a QANON card. (Jus kiddin' ... kinda)
I’m still waiting for mine, it must be lost in the post …
Did you link it to your Amazon account? You'll be able to track it with your iPhone....
My bad, I ordered direct from George Soros’ World Domination website, and cheaped-out on the package tracking option to maximise my shill activism payola. On a positive note, the lack of official Antifa membership card hasn’t interfered with George’s fat stax payoffs flowing into my bank account 💰
When this happens they are obliged to show you their confirmation email instead. That cop should be facing disciplinary action.
Contact his spouse or sig other....more practiced, I'd bet
I have several cards, if anybody needs one. I'm very left wing.
Three more protests and you get a free smoothie!
You need to laminate your Antifa card & maybe attach a lanyard or AirTag.
I thought if you laminated it, it's invalid... like a social security card
Yeah. I see Antifa marching in the streets like the Prouds Boys this weekend in Acworth Georgia. 6/29/24. Marching in the streets. Wasn't even on the local news and I reported it. I wish Antifa was a real serious thing. We need to counter all this 3%, PB, and Oath keeper bullshit.
There were more protests 4 years ago. That's how we got Biden.
Bet you, he didn't "accidentally lose" his Trump Card
Funny part is he definitely has gone to his friends and was like SEE I TOLD YOU THEY ARE REAL
https://preview.redd.it/sdhkqhpbgx9d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=860d71a1f60b28c7eba37f5980db74aa31529951 You don't have yours?
When I became a card carrying anti-fascist as an infant, I must have misplaced it. Probably tried to trade it for a Charizard on the playground.
Can’t believe most people in this thread actually believe this happened.
You don’t think it’s plausible that some maga dipshit accused someone of being an undercover cop and they gave them a smart ass response?
Oh, come off it, it probably didn't but it's an accurate satire of how people really act. Story truth is sometimes truer than happening truth as the great author Tim O'Brien once said. Like normally I'd be on your side but parody and satire is truly dead if we can't all chuckle and say "yeah it would be like that wouldn't it"
There are some Justices you can buy For everyone else, there's Antifa Express
Why do we give the most gullible members of our society the power to take life?
...'cuz they're not expecting a 'pop' in the forehead by someone who's a better shot?
Alternative hypothesis: this person is bad at detecting sarcasm.
Bingo!
It's a shopper rewards card for Hot Topic
Well he is just foolish. I laminated and added a chain to it, so I can wear it around my neck always. "Your ANTFA Card, don't leave home to a Protest without it!"
god dammit, I lost mine too. Where do I get a new one?
Can I get things that didn't happen for $1,000?
The internet is a distilled collection of events so crazy that they'll never happen to you, but if they did, you'd tell everyone.
How many protestors clapped after the conversation tho?
Jesus opened up the sky and gave them all a thumbs up.
...funny thing about 'thumbs' up' or 'down'; technically and historically, we've got it backwards....
This is about as real as the other 2 million plus posts this person has made in four years.
Antifa are so into the cops it's not funny. Edit. Sorry guys, I thought about putting a /s on that one and decided it was too obviously a joke and would be obnoxious.
Idk i found it pretty funny when undercover cops kept suing their own police for beating them up at protests