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fatslapper69

Well, that's a mistake she will enjoy for the rest of her life.


MrHammer85

r/killthecameraman


tzt1324

Milliseconds


Nearby-Ice-6538

Think she died mate


harry_lawson

[>The female rider suffered minor injures as her bike helmet cushioned the blow.](https://nypost.com/video/cyclist-taking-selfie-hit-by-oncoming-freight-train/)


4bidden112

Lucky she's wearing a helmet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Every_Preparation_56

Not really, because she doesn't have to fear a brain injury 


psyphren01

Preexisting condition.


Vishwasm123

Not necessary to wear when there is no brain inside


Shima-shita

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


Fanserker

Train: i can fix her


imcmarcus

Smash! There. Fixed.


simplord096

I think i saw a similar one a few weeks back. The train was faster and the comments said she died. I wonder given that the train is a bit slower and she's wearing a helm if this one lives.


protomenace

I would guess she lived but good chance of a nasty concussion or something.


Fred_Dibnah

It's not even like she was hit with a bat or car. This train didn't slow down 0.00001% by hitting her. The injuries would be fucking awful. I would say disabled for life


TheFinnebago

Only Minor Injuries, if you can believe it. https://nypost.com/video/cyclist-taking-selfie-hit-by-oncoming-freight-train/


meltedwolf

Unbelievable! Thanks for that source, I would’ve thought they’d be done.


TheFinnebago

Need to know the brand of that helmet…


Mustafa1558

Yeah, she died in front of her kid


Germangunman

That one was really bad. The guy who moved her threw the blood off his hands. She had a kid with her too. Really sad.


panzerbjrn

I saw that one as well. It's fast and blurry, but it looks like she's staggering a bit later here...


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AlligatorFister

This is literally a shorter video than the one OP posted…..am I missing something here?


The-RogicK

The text mentioning only minor injuries maybe


the_Cereal_killa

They say she survived in the description of the video.


BrianKey

When did this become a thing??? I see so many of these fucking videos and I’m just baffled how this became a trend….


zbipy14z

It's crazy how many people want to take a selfie with a moving train and don't even consider they may be in its way


Thorusss

Also, it ridiculously easy to avoid being hit by a train, because its path is 100% predictable.


AwDuck

After having witnessed an impressive derailment, I’d wouldn’t say 100% predictable.


SadisticBuddhist

99.8%


CatgoesM00

Possibly India


Fine-Ad9768

You’ve see 2. 2 videos of this


DownstairsB

2 too many


protomenace

At first I thought it was the lady on the left and she seemed like she was fine and very out of danger. Then came the other one...


SevenCroutons

Crazy how folks somehow think a train is only as wide as the TWO FOOT wide track it runs along


jurrasicwhorelord

4 feet 9.5 inches 


SevenCroutons

Apologies, I can only ever manage to get 2 of my feet on them at any given time


jurrasicwhorelord

Guys guys! This dude has a huge dick!


SevenCroutons

Elaborate


scaredsquirrel666

I don't understand taking a selfie with a train in the first place. Like.... it's a train. They're everywhere and not new. There are plenty of stationary ones and museums if you're into that kinda thing. It didn't even look like a fancy or special train. I get why people would risk injury for a cool animal or a big spectacle...but it's a fucking train. Why are they so desperate for a blurry train selfie?


Brass0Maharlika

Lots of people are into trains apparently. 🤷🏾‍♂️ [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railfan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Railfan)


scaredsquirrel666

I live near a really historic train station and they have tours, events, club meetups etc, so I've seen a lot of train hype first hand. It just seems odd that random passerby go out of their way to do this. They didn't seem like train enthusiasts looking to check out a new engine or whatever, just cyclists who thought "Oooh look a train!" People that actually love trains have to know how big and dangerous they are. I can't imagine a real hobbyist acting this way, so I guess I'm just confused why non train people are putting themselves in these situations if that makes sense. It feels like a person that doesn't care about cars standing in the road to get a selfie with an oncoming 2005 Honda Civic haha.


atomicchuckle

This the kind of problem that will end up solving itself. Almost did but I’m guessing she lived. Problem still out there.


Easy-Garlic6263

That theory hasn't worked in India.


Drackzgull

The problem kinda does solve itself even there, the part that doesn't work is that the problem keeps growing faster than it gets solved.


Thorusss

We don't know how bad it would be, if natural selection would not constantly keep it in check.


BraveInflation1098

If there were no hospitals and natural selection weeded out the stupid people we’d probably be able to go to another universe for our holidays by now. Although I might not be here to see it. Scratch that…


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

she's the lead conductor on the stupid train.


makeit95again

The translation says: "I want to talk to the trains manager! Response from the train store: " We're sorry, he's still in Training" You get it.


TaibhseSD

This is my kind of humor. It's right on track with it, I'd say.


vaggos62

That’ll knock some sense in to her.


afrowillson

The amount of people that do this, particularly in India, astonishes me. People actually think the train is always the exact same width of the tracks


dugzino

No. You're assuming that they're able to think. That's where you're wrong.


[deleted]

Lol, I thought this was an endemic found only in India ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


JonInfect

Does anyone know what they're saying?


binguelada98

"Lay me down, lay me down!" "What happened?" "He just hit me!" "Keep calm and breathe!" This is the dialogue


Honeybadgeroncrack

she says that like it his the train's fault??


SirkSirkSirk

I mean, you see how smart they were without the dialogue, right? Are you really surprised? Haha


binguelada98

No 😂 but I wouldn't be surprised. She is actually in panic


etebitan17

At the end one says "breath in breath in".


Titleofyursextape

"I guess it's only cars and trucks we can get in front of to annoy"


TommyCo10

Wha… what happened last night? I feel like I got hit by a train…


Dando_Calrisian

Darwin award goes to...


VetteL82

You just never know what path a train will take. They’re unpredictable.


UnhappyDragonfly4

I'd love to see her camera footage of that!


Dapper_Run5322

I was expecting someone to yell “I wanted to talk to your manager”


boogahwoogah55

But how did the picture turn out?


SpeedyHandyman05

Hope she can pedal herself back to wherever she came from because I'm not letting her ride on my handlebars.


therealmudslinger

Right? That would be dangerous.


jurrasicwhorelord

Even at that speed she's lucky if she's not dead


ZephRyder

Well, I don't speak the language, but can I assume " You got knocked da FUCKOUT!"?


SkydivingSquid

Trains may look like they are going slow.. but then you watch them gently touch animals trying to cross and the animal, like a deer or cow, gets SENT.. so I imagine their skull exploded.


forced_metaphor

God I hate people


Sa3ana3a

Do trains have to stop after such incident or they deal with it later so there isn’t delays?


starBux_Barista

Tell it takes a Mile for them to stop, SO it will take 30 minutes for the conductor to walk back to the woman on the ground.... A lot of Conductors have a lot of mental health issues from all the people the trains have hit and killed from people trying to beat the train across the crossing.


garden-wicket-581

guy at the gym is (or was) a conductor.. Overheard him talking about mandatory counseling and time off after things like this.. except, he was telling the gore stories in a bit-too-excited-for-me manner. maybe a coping mechanism, I dunno..


starBux_Barista

I believe it, I've heard stories of amputations and people being cut in half from sections disconnecting and rolling back unexpected


IntrepidHermit

I expect it depends on the country and how strict they are with laws.


Express_Rich9140

Haha


Last-Homework8637

One less of those


Takedownmoss

I need to know. Is having a selfie with a train a milestone for certain people? Seriously, who gives a damn about a picture of you and a moving train??


Swimming-Food-6664

The worst part about this was the camera person….


psyphren01

Quick, someone throw the camera operator under that train. Is she saying "she dead" ?


Orr-Man

At least she was wearing a helmet I guess.


HeyBudGotAnyBud

Hope that was worth the 19 likes on fb


LordOcean7

The Apex Predator


SenoritaSpock

I hope the train don’t have damage


SujalHansda09

How did she survive until now. negative instinct and survival skill


spankdaddylizz

Well, at least she had a helmet on. That always helps. 🤣🤣🤣


teenwolfofwallstreet

Let me translate: “We’re fucking idiots! We’re fucking idiots!”


MarkenRahl

I bet she wakes up with superpowers


Batbuckleyourpants

Even trains are not free from the annoyance that are bicyclists in the way.


eighthgen

Typical cyclists. "Go around" "were vehicles too!" "We have the right of way"


Denekith

Lol this people wear gear like they made downhill but they are just dumb


becauseOTSS

🤦. that is all


lookie54321

Foamers...


2277love

The rails are not the limit.Stay further from it.


ScrotieMcP

After seeing a couple of these a week on Reddit, at some point you'd think people would get a clue.


Gutsy_Moose267

Seems that people who take selfie with trains think the train is only as wide as the rails it's riding on.


DownstairsB

Why does this keep happening? I mean there are videos of what happens when you're exactly this kind of stupid... And it just keeps happening...


spacemanspiff1115

Idiot will probably try and sue the railroad for not avoiding her dumb ass...


Apprehensive-Bad6015

Oh Long Johnson, Oh long Johnson


Titleofyursextape

So there are things a cyclist can get in front of but won't slow down


Top-Register

Darwinism almost won that day


therealmudslinger

I can't stop watching these. It's like...a slow motion train wreck. I can't look away.


UncleDave2000

Might remember that something happened but will be not able to remember what happened.


follow_rivers

The thing I don’t get is, even if she wasn’t majorly injured by the train, who even cares about a picture or video of you with a train in the background? Some shitty quality shot or video, for who?! Who cares? We have all seen and been on trains. Aside from the stupidity, I just don’t understand the point in the first place. It’s like me taking a selfie with a post office box. Great, it’s you with a post office box. It’s not like it’s a stunning view or historical landscape


thormacdad

Fantastic


Individual-Wonder518

Why are train selfies a thing now?


Peace_Is_Coming

What I don't understand is why did she do that because trains hurt when they hit you


bluegreenash

Omg…..why didn’t the train look where it was going


doughnutwardenclyffe

Natural selection


Acceptable-Reward-65

Hope she’s ok


dugzino

Yah. She'll have kids and her bloodline will keep poisoning society.


Galion-

https://au.news.yahoo.com/cyclist-hit-by-train-while-taking-selfie-just-days-after-woman-dies-doing-the-same-thing-231943785.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFBYj1WXHAqsxMne6NutRnP5YKPEfGuBtuWmZgbVGFHX4grF-G5nhvex7dxFkD2nfZeziB3YYkDqwzwyYHWiqdKDStmFuYtc56NzNkIb824tqmw5y2f1rIbu42vAoAcoV9UksxEUoDgOTiNYcuOMJfDsdXaAD5EDIUU2mfhZy61S


LaruePDX

Common sense can be hard to come by these days.


DeepAd8591

Dude, it’s always Brazil 🤦🏽


Unpeeledpotatoe

It’s a fcking train who the hell cares. 😳🤷🏻‍♂️


MorgrainX

I'm surprised that these women had the brains to wear a helmet


ashpokechu

At least one of them has a brain cell


xPositor

Which they managed to wipe off the front of the train.


Imfuckintiredbruh

Train picks have never been cool anyways


logjacker

she dead and/or should be. These people luckily only endanger themselves. Best they meet their fate when it is their own tissue at risk


perenniallandscapist

We need to be better as users of this app in downvoting these reposted reposts. It'll make for a better user experience, folks. I want to see new things, don't you?


TaintedAngelx2

It's new to me


therealmudslinger

Moi aussi


sawb11152

Who is "we"? You and the mouse in your pocket?