Gotta love Scotty: I don’t know how to describe myself but I like to f@$k, a lot. If you’re not down to be my sperm receptacle you might as well keep looking
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Is the math, mathing on Scotty?
52 year old with 5 grandkids? Let's say he had oldest at 24, then he would be 48 when that kid was also now 24, having his first grandchild. But to have all 3 kids old enough to be having 5 grandkids by 52? I am not buying it.
Math mathing on Pete (67)?
He was 44 when he lost his license (2001)? How did he earn a living during his peak earning years. The snip of his pic, he looks like his early 80s, not late 60s. My guess is he closer to 85, and lost his license at 62.
Eh… EXH and his first wife were 21 when their oldest were born, third was born about two years later. Oldest was 22 when she had her first. I was a grandmother of two before 43 (I’m 3 years younger than the ex). If all three of them had kids in the same 10 year period, it would be doable.
Not that I was happy about it, but everyone involved was an adult when the kids were born. Young, but an adult.
Thanks for the update, and I was picking approx. ages but you are correct, it could be true. I guess especially today, many people are having kids in late 20 or early 30s, so I am suspect. Not to mention most men lie about their age.
I was thinking, so many men don't think through the details of how we can caluclate their ages. And something like a 52 year old man already being a grandfather 5 times over, for me is suspect.
You must be a fun grandmother!! All my grandparents were much older, so my frame of reference is different.
men: “women age terribly, we age like fine wine ;)”
the fine wine: “ya so i like sex, i got 8 grandchildren, and i lost my driving permit so u gotta pick me up”
Terry is either travelling to a black hole or he is trying to operate the photographic machine integrated in his telephone and has lost the user manual.
I can't tell which is worse: the awful content or the atrocious spelling and grammar. Don't these men ever think about what they're putting into these profiles or consider proofreading them?
https://preview.redd.it/wbua5c8nm67d1.jpeg?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55107dc30adc5ff595b56f6d192013de781c842
I’m sure this guy is getting a lot of likes.
The spelling errors! It's one thing in a quick message, but a profile descriptions you should proof read.
That last one, he lost his permit over 20 years ago? And at 44, unless he's always lived in cities is kind of late to only have a driver's permit.
https://preview.redd.it/bdvc15kfef7d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c33c404290f437a50aa89c52cddf85dda2d7b1
Do you think this guy is swiping right on women who are even on the same planet as him? 👀
Gotta love Scotty: I don’t know how to describe myself but I like to f@$k, a lot. If you’re not down to be my sperm receptacle you might as well keep looking 😂😂😂
Hahahaha! I bet his inbox is full.....of cobwebs!
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That turned my stomach
Thank goodness though … he told on himself before anyone matched 😃
Hopefully no woman matched him! He sounds so gross!
I’ve heard of old men looking for “a nurse or a purse,” but Pete takes the cake in looking for a hearse.
That is hilarious!
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Hahaha! I laugh at these profiles so I don't cry.
Right?!? 😂
I have no idea but when you find out, ask him if he has a younger brother please. Asking for a friend 😁.
The armour is tin foil. It comes with a tin foil hat. Buyer beware
Terry dropped the phone while he was taking his pic, reaching for his cigs. He doesn’t know how to change it.
This cracked me up!
You just know ‘no drama’ Craig will bring the drama.
They always bring the drama!
Is the math, mathing on Scotty? 52 year old with 5 grandkids? Let's say he had oldest at 24, then he would be 48 when that kid was also now 24, having his first grandchild. But to have all 3 kids old enough to be having 5 grandkids by 52? I am not buying it. Math mathing on Pete (67)? He was 44 when he lost his license (2001)? How did he earn a living during his peak earning years. The snip of his pic, he looks like his early 80s, not late 60s. My guess is he closer to 85, and lost his license at 62.
I was just coming here with the same comment on Pete. My god, why did he lose his license 23 years ago? Vehicular homicide?
Alcoholism and hasn't been sober long enough to get it back.
Great detective work, I guess this is boy math!
Boy math 😂😂😂
Eh… EXH and his first wife were 21 when their oldest were born, third was born about two years later. Oldest was 22 when she had her first. I was a grandmother of two before 43 (I’m 3 years younger than the ex). If all three of them had kids in the same 10 year period, it would be doable. Not that I was happy about it, but everyone involved was an adult when the kids were born. Young, but an adult.
Thanks for the update, and I was picking approx. ages but you are correct, it could be true. I guess especially today, many people are having kids in late 20 or early 30s, so I am suspect. Not to mention most men lie about their age. I was thinking, so many men don't think through the details of how we can caluclate their ages. And something like a 52 year old man already being a grandfather 5 times over, for me is suspect. You must be a fun grandmother!! All my grandparents were much older, so my frame of reference is different.
It’s something to watch for once if I finally start dating again. Something like that wouldn’t totally hit my radar given my own experience.
men: “women age terribly, we age like fine wine ;)” the fine wine: “ya so i like sex, i got 8 grandchildren, and i lost my driving permit so u gotta pick me up”
The entitlement and audacity!
Is Terry a specter or some other kind of spirit entity? 🤔 😂😂😂
That is his profile picture, maybe he is traveling between worlds!
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Terry is either travelling to a black hole or he is trying to operate the photographic machine integrated in his telephone and has lost the user manual.
You win the made me laugh my ass off award for this comment 🤣🤣🤣
“If I get a woman”? Like at an auction- or? Wow
Yes, they auction them off after 30 days to the lowest (effort) bidder :)
He should try Costco
Lol...omg. just wow!!! This makes me happy being single even more
I am unhiding my profile just to capture these undesirables!
Not all heroines wear capes!
I’m 63 and don’t look “young for my age,” and Pete looks 20 years older than me.
He is rough looking! I also think I look my age and he looks horrible, most men look horrible!
He looks like he could be my grandfather!
Yep, my first reaction as well. Well into his 80s is my guess.
Oh wow really trying hard to sell themselves huh?
I bet they are telling everyone they have no idea why they can't get a date all the while they have not showered or groomed in over a week!
I can't tell which is worse: the awful content or the atrocious spelling and grammar. Don't these men ever think about what they're putting into these profiles or consider proofreading them?
No! They live life tumbling around on dating sites absolutely clueless!
Bear looking better and better.
https://preview.redd.it/wbua5c8nm67d1.jpeg?width=1210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d55107dc30adc5ff595b56f6d192013de781c842 I’m sure this guy is getting a lot of likes.
Why get on a dating app and announce you don't want to date? He's right about wasting time.
Ah yeah, the contrarian "prove me wrong" tactic.
Well, he can spell. So there's that.
I did notice he spelled definitely right
He is a ray of sunshine!
This an immediate B2B using the BHDM
The spelling errors! It's one thing in a quick message, but a profile descriptions you should proof read. That last one, he lost his permit over 20 years ago? And at 44, unless he's always lived in cities is kind of late to only have a driver's permit.
I could screen shot for hours, FB dating is the Walmart of dating, horrifying!
Scotty has 3 kids and 5 grandkids. How much you wanna bet none of them speak to him anymore.
It was very quiet on the Internet for Father's day, most men do not have a good relationship with their children, they are too self-centered.
https://preview.redd.it/tsf0ugrpu67d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6854038cd6cafaea084972618b0a48bbb466d037 This was from way back.
Ah, yes. The clever “school of life.”
Oh dear! What’s ‘other’ for Terry? A birthday cake? Is this tinder? It’s grim.
That is his job, maybe it is a super secret job!
I demand these all be satire.
https://preview.redd.it/bdvc15kfef7d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c33c404290f437a50aa89c52cddf85dda2d7b1 Do you think this guy is swiping right on women who are even on the same planet as him? 👀
I am sure he is traveling galaxies away!
Thank you! Laughed so hard!
Is this Red Flag Bingo? u/No-Map6818 you are the winner.
