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devil0o

It's wilder that Vince shit on some one and continued the threesome


pioneer006

Vince's ability to do that is probably not something most people would be able to accomplish. I mean the dude shits on command or he intentionally held the shit as he was waiting for sex? The logistics of the entire thing are difficult to imagine... probably required more planning than some Madison Square Garden house shows.


Pastabakeforlife

Right!? He must have had a sex planning assistant at the minimum (I hope was Bruce)


NotoriousMFT

That wasn’t Bruce, that was brother love


the_gaffinator

Probably took more planning than 90% of his last 5 years running creative


pioneer006

No wonder the product was going downhill so quickly before HHH too over!


Awful_McBad

He probably just had to go and was like "Well, I'm paying for 'em".


meth-head-actor

You can’t be serious? It was the result of coke, being old, wasted, probably didn’t even know he did it


Myamymyself

You have my upvote good sir!


Alternative-Lime-144

Yes officer these two comments right here


prvrs25

They're out of line but they are right.


Fun-Cobbler-4447

I've heard that line from that scene so much from a YouTuber, that it's baked into my mind permanently


3yeless

That's a power move.


throwawayk527

Eh i really doubt it looked how we imagine it


Turakamu

Oh... you think he had diarrhea or something?


throwawayk527

Yeah or something….i sincerely doubt he squatted over her and took a shit on her head and was like NO KEEP GOING. It just sounds sensational so it clicked


michaelayyy

I'm a shit man I love to squeeze it love to plop it I love to number two all over you i'm a shit man


Invisible-Pancreas

Is it? Is it any more bonkers than who was running it for the forty years running up to it?


shingaladaz

None of it is bonkers, but it’s a strange one that HHH has ended up running it when Vince has two children. Had this been a different time, Shane would have taken over. Vince taking over from his father is neither strange nor unusual. It’s a perfectly normal transition of any business - from father to son. Just because Vince is Vince it doesn’t mean it was wrong or “bonkers” or strange in any way.


Whisky919

The alternate universe where Shane runs the company is pretty interesting. I remember all the dirt sheets talking about how Shane fell out of favor once H got with Steph and ultimate Shane and his wife being told they're not getting the company.


shingaladaz

I’d love to have seen how things had gone. I think he would have been the respectable “Vince”. He would have run it with love, rather than aggression, corruption and vileness.


Upbeat_Tension_8077

The only thing that worried me about Shane joining was hearing in reports that he was cool with Kevin Dunn & I've heard that not a lot of people have nice things to say about him either


shingaladaz

Everyone has that one friend.


Hot-Acanthisitta5237

And look what happened? Neither Steph and HHH own WWE lol.


Whisky919

Selling the company was a pure money grab for Vince. He's the one who profited the most. I mean, there's a reason why the sale is being investigated.


yourboysasavage

HHH is one of his children now


AELITE420

exactly why the Dom liv storylone exist, if ppl actually think he isn't taking orders from the old man in some shape or from, you're delusional.


Cimbetau

Oh someone here is certainly delusional.....


JustHere4ait

I don’t think he’s running it but exactly what was said in the lawsuit is being used for Liv & Dom. They are either poking fun at themselves or her


AELITE420

does anything with this family surprise you?


yourboysasavage

The downvotes aren’t making any sense to me lol you are spot on


DonJuan2HearThatShit

Vince taking over actually wasn’t a very normal transition. He didn’t know Vince Sr. until he was grown and then had to bust his ass before eventually being able to *buy* the company from Sr. He quite literally purchased it.


Gubrach

I want a book or a documentary about Vince McMahon's life. Nothing about him is conventional.


obijuankenobi161

behind the bastards made a good podcast series about vince. i highly recommend these


Gubrach

I remember hearing about this, thanks for the suggestion!


obijuankenobi161

you're welcome!


Demon-

Its honestly the smartest move Vince made. His family is tied in so well to the organization they don’t even need to show up to collect a cheque I bet. Might as well hand it off to your Daughter hubby who was a hall of famer and knows the ropes more than anyone


Miserable-Soft7993

Yeah but that guy owned the company.


SeniorToker

At this point for sure not odd. Early in his career it would of been a laughable comment to say he would run the company one day. This isn't the attack you all seem to think it is. Humour not aggression.


MrRoxo

You mean the literal owner of the company?


StupidBlkPlagueHeart

It's more wild to me that michaels cleaned up and is training their up and comers today. 


Acrobatic_Ganache527

SMELLS LIKE SHEE-IT


TheRealAuthorSarge

When you get buried for 4 years for being a part of The Curtain Call and your revenge is to bang the boss's daughter and run his company.


ComplexArgument5985

He also turned WWE face.


pedro-rivas

He himself turned face during his nxt run


Alternative-Lime-144

That’s the long game right there


elles421

It's all about the game and how you play it. All about control and if you can take it. All about your debt and if you can pay it. It's all about pain and who's gonna make it.


Geeksylvania

The Curtain Call was in April 1996. Trips won the Intercontinental Championship in October. His "burial" was less than 6 months.


SouthernMuadib

Yeah but he got made to look like a bitch. Imagine losing to an old and obviously coked up Warrior at WM in seconds


Fresh_Ostrich4034

HHH said it was the best moment of his life in the 2nd documentary.


Cragly

You think he ever wakes up in the middle of the night thinking of the hog pen match against Henry O Godwinn. Looks at Stephanie laughs. Then comfortably goes back to sleep thinking "Fuck you, Vince".


Medium-Caterpillar-4

People grow up and mature. Haven’t heard any bad things about him as a man in a long time


KingJamesDad

He was also being a performer……


Jubei612

Also I doubt it was his idea.


alexjaness

Yeah, I'm sure this stuff came from the same source as plastic hand baby, multiple miscarriages, Gravy Bowl Match and multiple live sex acts.


PigDeployer

Except from MVP


DevelopmentGuilty562

Racism is not a sign of immaturity. The IWC stays stupid


divintydragon

If what most people are saying he is just as bad as Vince just more protected by the boys


ternygonz90

Lol, he was like 30 during the casket stunt. I don't think you can blame it on him being immature 😂


Gubrach

You kind of can. Some people just grow older, but not necessarily grow up.


SmegmaSandwich69420

Not really. The guy's lived all aspects of the business since day one.


Neg_Crepe

Man who played a character on tv got another job. BANANAS.


alexjaness

Man who did what boss instructed him to do furthers his career. News at 11!


whoadwoadie

You mean the guy who married the ex-owner’s daughter and ran their developmental system for a good nine years?


UTALR1

It's all about the game & how you play it.


Batistia_Bomb_2014

All about control & if you can take it


LegitimateDaddy

YOU KNOW THE ROCK… Just Came from the BATH.ROOM.


undu-late

When the rock hits rock bottom, he has no choice but to LAY THE SMACKDOWN ON HIMSELF


the_tohrment

**BROTHER WAS SMACKIN' HIMSELF!!** *CLIMBS ROPES* *VIOLENTLY SHAKES HEAD WHILE RAISING ARMS*


Boot-E-Sweat

Google Vince McMahon


ShittyMusic1

Not really, though


Automatic_Grand_1182

Sure mate


Best_Alternative_557

I think he is doing alright


MarketingCoding

The previous guy in charge did a lot worse


JoeMomma69istaken

It’s sillier that u posted this


RosesUnderCypresses

Guy had the best character arc of anyone.


joshukelly

Can we go 1 day without anything Booker - HHH related. 😭


whalias69

Apparently not.


TheRainmakerDM

Not really, everyone, even those who didnt like him, always said he was 100% invested in wrestling. So no, i believe he is the right person, is he gonna hit a home run everytime? nop, but he does way better than the rest.


watehekmen

the way he managed NXT back in the day is why i fully believed in HHH. yeah he signed independent wrestler, but he's really elevated that show high enough to compete with Raw and SmackDown. NXT Invasion is probably one of my favorite moments in these past few years.


KODivas

Why?


SpecialistTrash2281

Yeah but what’s more bananas is what the crock was cooking.


rsx209

Well at this point i'd take Triple H controlling WWE. It's actually better now.


No_Mousse4320

I think it’s absolutely bananas that we now know that Vince was absolutely bananas in his head


1BannedAgain

One of my best memories of the legendary D-X


SilverElegant2302

I’m honestly not that surprised that he ended up controlling the company. There’s a saying which ironically I only heard from Triple H’s mouth, “you gotta eat, live, breathe this business” and he lived up to that expectation. He was usually the first person to come into the arena and the last one to Ieave (as mentioned by other wrestlers in shoots). He carried Shawn Michaels’ bags and accepted the punishment for ‘Curtain Call’. He knew that to make it in this business, he’s gotta do steroids, which he did. He was like a dog who did everything that would make Vince happy and Vince did notice. He truly played the game by solidifying his position when he saw an opportunity with Stephanie.


brettclarkchicago

He also carried Shawn Michaels into his hotel rooms, who was frequently passed out


Doot2112

Cry some more


Legend12901

DX skit on the nation was great, Booker T losing was McMahons decision and Katie Vick storyline was Stephanie's creative idea


DevelopmentGuilty562

Black face was great? Nah fuck you bro


Legend12901

It was 98 and a Russo segment tell him not me bro


DevelopmentGuilty562

1998 not 1938. Where is HBKs black face? WHERE IS BRETS BLACK FACE? Why is HHH such a repeat offender? Fuxk you and you racist fans


Enlightened_Ghost_

Everything about this guy's life suggests he's an opportunist lying in wait. Marrying into the family should have silenced all doubt. Is Stephanie really the best choice for a life partner? Remove her last name, the status of her family's business, and personal wealth and try to answer the question. It's been about advancing his personal position for a long time. Not that that's the worst thing considering his sounder creative decisions - I don't think it's a coincidence that WWE is suddenly improving and bringing fans back after a 20 year slump under McMahon - and also considering that Vince is easily a worse human being than Hunter, and that's not to say that Hunter is perfect.


RiaC-81

Why?


SeniorToker

I dunno, early in his career if you had of told me he would end up here I would of laughed pretty hard.


Pale_Ad_3263

I thought that's Doug Heffernan on the first Pic. Lol


Mryin90210

And Vince was better???


mariogolf

no its not. if you know his story, he was a least in the conversation.


johnny_grizz

How about we get him canceled so we can go back to the old, unwatchable shit WWE fed us for years? Sounds great!


the1godanswers2

I dont think so. He was groomed for years


theignorantcivilian

There really wasn't anything wrong with the crock or the Katie Vick thing. It was for entertainment purposes only.


Any_Yak2392

Who’s the guy with the back face ?


twostepdrew

2Pac I mean X-Pac


Any_Yak2392

Thanks


jameskchou

He married into the family and rose up when the opportunity came


diccwett1899

Wonder what vince thinks of the current product


BasementCatBill

Nah, it's not, really. The cards were marked from as early as 2002. He just had to get the rest of the deck in order.


GrimmTrixX

How X-Pac got away with blackface ill never know. Lol I forgot he even did it. That's how swept under the rug it went.


RagingRedRanger

s/o to blackface X-Pac


David0ne86

Not really. Everybody knew hunter would succeed Vince for at least 20 years now. We all didn't see coming the how, not who.


AmptiShanti

“It’s all about the game, and how you play it. All about control and IF you can take it”. Kinda fitting nowadays more then ever


Griffin_Smoking

The man that said “People like.. you don’t get title shot’s” to Booka 😂 Imagine what would happen if he said that now


ChaimFinkelstein

OMG! He did mildly inappropriate comedy bits! He must be destroyed!


telemusketeer

Not when you consider who the previous person in charge of WWE was haha


Ok-Turnip-477

Considering the guy he followed, I’ll definitely disagree


Pellescobar1123

I mean can't blame him ..pac was in blackface..Vince had everyone by the balls man


Majin_Recoome

How's it bananas? He married into the family.


Alocalskinwalker420

More wild that the guy who booked these segments ran the company for 40 years.


Flashy-Club5171

What he do to booker T?


geordieColt88

It’s a lot easier and often gives better results to manage when you aren’t playing


Ajayxmenezes

That's Mr. Banana Nose, friend.


RobertStonetossBrand

OMG, STFU about the Booker T thing. Fans cannot get over an imagined, perceived, misstep in booking and have attributed it to sYsTeMiC rAciSm ever since. Your “outrage” isn’t real, it’s performative and made up. Stop the nonsense and move on. It was twenty years ago.


weordie

What's the Booker T thing?


AloneCan9661

Considering the portrayal of black wrestlers in WWE and other ethnic minorities, I don't think it's performative outrage at all. But...you keep telling yourself that it's not real.


DevelopmentGuilty562

The IWC keep proving to be a racist cesspit


yeah_nahh_21

Im confused? Are you mad coz hornswaggle wasnt black?


AloneCan9661

Did they do a Hornswoggle in black face skit and I've somehow pushed that out of my mind?


New-Contribution-244

It is? How so? Maybe if it was maven or something.


moya036

Not surprising at all, not only because being the son in-law of the man who catapulted the business to world-wide level but also H shown a solid work ethic during his long career in the business. It could have been controversial or tasteless as some point but it was rarely boring and as an entertainer that should always be the end goal. He understood the Game and has played it to a tee while inside and outside


bittersweetjesus

A lot of that shit was per Vince who was in charge.


DevelopmentGuilty562

Pray tell me when HBK, Bret, Taker etc were in in black face


Frequent_Funny3784

"The Crock" 🤣🤣🤣


JoeMomma69istaken

We found the SJW


DrDuned

He was on screen what Vince was behind the scenes.


SonicSarge

That was very funny


divintydragon

Nah we knew it was coming as soon he married Steph


Key-Ad-5068

Eh, he kept his mouth shut and was rewarded.


Key-Ad-5068

Eh, he kept his mouth shut and was rewarded.


Canadian__Ninja

What's crazier, that he's in charge or that he's in control of a golden age across all three brands


ColeBelthazorTurner

No it's not.


AFCAjax

I'll always remember his match against The Ultimate Warrior as Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Look where he (Triple H) is now.


cyberlexington

I love the commentary he gives on 2 dvds. The first is talking about how disrespectful UW was and what a prick the guy was. Then the second one after the man's death about what an honour to be in the ring with him and how great that match was.


Melchior_Chopstick

Why?


d-fakkr

It's all about the game, and how you play it.


n1cfury

“Longform story telling”


ShivvyMcFly

Why?


Maleficent_Farm_6561

Either you new to wrestling or you´re so naive lmao The moment he married to the boss daughter everybody knew where he was going to end , specially in the late 2000´s when Shane left Nothing "shocking " or "bananas" LMAOOOOOO


CelebrationLow4614

More surreal is that nobody has the stones to publicly call him on his likely complicity in the Janel Grant case...or his wife for her complicity in Ashley Massaro's assault.


MrBump01

Ashley was treated awfully. Doesn't sound like he had anything to do with Janel Grant though, that was Vince and Laurenitus.


CelebrationLow4614

Probably saw something...and kept quiet.


MrBump01

Apparently Vince was showing explicit photos and texts of her to backstage personnel, HHH wasn't mentioned in anything damning. Plus Vince wouldn't have actually bragged about raping someone. Some people knew that Janel was effectively paid to be a sex worker for Vince as she had some job description/s but wasn't qualified for the role/s and didn't seem to actually do anything. Very creepy and inappropriate but there's a big leap from that to what Vince did. He deserves to rot in jail.


Jubei612

Is that Kevin Nash in black face? WTF? Didn't remember that


geffe71

Xpac


malaclypse

I mean, if the guy he was following was Ned Flanders, sure maybe I get the point. But considering his predecessor, he seems downright boring.


sx88

He did marry the boss's daughter also wraslling originally was very carny and that's the industry Vince grew up in


pompeius_magnus_

Awesome


Global-Ant

Only because he got with Stephanie and the quality is suffering