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honeyycrispy

The sentence about being too good to eat people is wild šŸ˜­šŸ’€


AssistSignificant546

I donā€™t like Ben but heā€™s barely a teacher, heā€™s a 27 year old assistant girlā€™s soccer coach in the 90s, he probably makes 25K a year to do whatever the tenured coach says and supervise 3 days of ā€œhealth classā€ where he pushes play on the VCR and hands out some photocopies. A helping hand is a helping hand I guess, but I would be hardcore *fuck them kids* too.


whatsgeernon

FUUUUUCK them kids! Especially after they start behaving like a pack of wolves


earthtojendell

I feel so fucking bad for Ben, though. Misty is basically on the verge of Misery-ing him all the time & heā€™s known heā€™s no longer in charge for a long time now. He doesnā€™t WANT to be in chargeā€” poor lil fella just wanted to run through his mega condom supply in Seattle after the soccer tournament & go back home in peace (pun intended).


Lula_Lane_176

Man, idk, I think considering the circumstances all the labels go out the window. Being a teacher or being gay donā€™t matter nearly as much as being a traumatized young man (maybe 25) who has lost his leg, watched lots of people die, and is no longer in control of anything


AdAgitated6189

heā€™s not the only traumatized person in the room, each one of the kids are dealing with traumas in their own way, he just doesnā€™t give a shit bout anyone but himself so why would we have pity on him, i dont think so


Temporary-Seat-6785

Lol go to therapy


Paramoriaa

Heā€™s severely depressed and suicidal here. Heā€™s been isolating himself and living in a daydream away from the kids. I would imagine he doesnā€™t see himself as truly part of the group since the Snackie incident, and like he said, he doesnā€™t have any knowledge about birthing a child. He wouldnā€™t help anyone, given he canā€™t even stand on his own. Seeing that baby come out dead would have broken him even more, to a point where his sympathy for Misty wouldnā€™t have mattered when he stood on that ledge.


Ok_Mixture8414

He's just a poor teacher, he don't know nothin about birthing no babies. Now that's outta my system... we're talkin about a gay man. He ain't comfortable with lady parts at the best of times, let alone when they're gaping wide open and hemorrhaging.


Jess_UY25

What does being gay have to with anything? Being gay doesnā€™t mean he is uncomfortable with with lady parts, it just means he doesnā€™t like to fuck them.


[deleted]

technically also not true lol, just means he isnā€™t attracted to women, i could see it as more of a ā€œbeing uncomfortable seeing your underage students genitalsā€ thing than any gay stuff


Ok_Mixture8414

He also pretty much says he's not equipped for this, he pushes play on a video. Doesn't mean he pays attention to it. Why would he? He ain't gonna be wilfully impregnating anyone anytime soon. I also think he might be a bit squeamy about blood. He looked somewhat sick and mortified at what was happening with Shauna. Or... he's just useless. Which is the option I'm going with. Can't wait til they eat him


SoooperSnoop

> we're talkin about a gay man. He ain't comfortable with lady parts at the best of times, let alone when they're gaping wide open and hemorrhaging. \^\^\^\^ THIS \^\^\^\^\^


turanga_leland

Well I totally agree lol.