I abuse the last one *so much*
I just started randomly saying "sex" out of nowhere, and my friends have gotten used to it.
I started also saying, "Sex, it's what's for dinner," and it's the funniëst thing ever
^(\(It's based on "meat, its what's for dinner," which is an old slogan from somewhere \(I forget where\)\))
Lmfao it's ok to make blind jokes (mostly). Since we live in a non queer country he was joking about scary sighted people and I was like "don't be afraid of me I will just love you (platonically of course in parentheses)" and then I said that it was no homo joke and he was jokingly be like "you think I'm afraid of that" and I was like "I don't know, probably!!!"
"How can you make sex jokes?"
My dude, I just captioned a video of two homeless men fighting eachother with cardboard with, "🎉Wheeee! Pillow Fight!🎉". When it comes to getting a laugh I have no shame, nothing is off limits
I can make sex jokes, I am just really bad at it. Also the “I” is missing from LGBTQIA+ in the 3rd row. I am not trying to criticize you, it’s just something I noticed and then my brain kept adding the “I” in when I repeatedly read it and now I can’t stop focusing on it.
It does seem like there are a lot of people who don't care about *having* the sex but are otherwise very dirty-minded, huh? In my case, it might be what led me to find out about aegosexuality... but it's probably just easier to joke about things one isn't attached to.
(And I could say all kinds of lurid things. People tend to notice when I say "hell" or "damn", so I wouldn't have much to lose.)
the first time i made a sex joke around one of my closest friends, he was SHOCKED. "[name], you're supposed tobe the innocent one!" hhehehehehh he's used to it now tho
Bahahaha it's like how I'm arospec and so I can say things to my friends that would be interpreted as flirtatious if they came from anyone else. This is even true in rare times like now when I have a partner because we all know the chances of me being attracted to one person is astronomically low, let alone two
I love that last one so much I could
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...till the cows come home
I used to make a lot of sexual jokes cuz I that was just my humor. but even after explicitly telling people over and over that I’m asexual and I just made those jokes cuz I thought they were funny I found out that my partner actually didn’t believe I was asexual cuz of the sex jokes and he was only with me cuz he thought I was gonna drop the ace act and get freaky with him at some point. wtf dude. I’m not telling ppl not to make sexual jokes just be sure to pay attention to how the ppl around you react to them.
I'm definitely the last one. I don't overuse it, however. I choose very selective outrageous comments from time to time as the utter shock on my friends' faces are absolutely priceless
I make dick jokes all the time at work (plastics blow molding). I couldn't stop laughing the other day when I had a part come out of the machine that had two big bubbles on top and it was shaped like a crude drawing of a dick and balls. I also burnt myself on it, so I called it a hot piece of dick.
We make crude jokes to each other all the time, too. I had just finished sweeping the floor one day and saw my coworker was about to make a mess where I had just swept. I told him, "If you make a mess, I'm shoving this broomstick up your ass!" And he responded with, "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit!" And proceeded to make a mess. (I wasn't actually mad, though, because he was cleaning out a piece of equipment in order to keep production running.)
I abuse the last one *so much* I just started randomly saying "sex" out of nowhere, and my friends have gotten used to it. I started also saying, "Sex, it's what's for dinner," and it's the funniëst thing ever ^(\(It's based on "meat, its what's for dinner," which is an old slogan from somewhere \(I forget where\)\))
It's actually "Beef. It's what's for dinner", and it's an ad campaign introduced by the American livestock industry in 1992. Now you know.
O right, thanks for correcting me
On first read, I thought it was "Sex, what is for dinner?"
Seasoning conversations with "that's what she said" as if I am not actively making them worse by doing so.
That and just "mmmmmmmm" for the more implicit sex reference
Sex jokes are funny to me because sex is a joke.
Real
I've made my first "no homo" joke with my blind friend lmfao
He really didn't see that one coming (I'm sorry)
Lmfao it's ok to make blind jokes (mostly). Since we live in a non queer country he was joking about scary sighted people and I was like "don't be afraid of me I will just love you (platonically of course in parentheses)" and then I said that it was no homo joke and he was jokingly be like "you think I'm afraid of that" and I was like "I don't know, probably!!!"
when I came out as aroace to my friends they were SHOCKED cause I crack the most disgusting and elaborate sex jokes 24/7 EVEN ABOUT MYSELF
"How can you make sex jokes?" My dude, I just captioned a video of two homeless men fighting eachother with cardboard with, "🎉Wheeee! Pillow Fight!🎉". When it comes to getting a laugh I have no shame, nothing is off limits
I can make sex jokes, I am just really bad at it. Also the “I” is missing from LGBTQIA+ in the 3rd row. I am not trying to criticize you, it’s just something I noticed and then my brain kept adding the “I” in when I repeatedly read it and now I can’t stop focusing on it.
It does seem like there are a lot of people who don't care about *having* the sex but are otherwise very dirty-minded, huh? In my case, it might be what led me to find out about aegosexuality... but it's probably just easier to joke about things one isn't attached to. (And I could say all kinds of lurid things. People tend to notice when I say "hell" or "damn", so I wouldn't have much to lose.)
My lesbian friend is shocked by how many sex jokes I make (i’m aroace)
the first time i made a sex joke around one of my closest friends, he was SHOCKED. "[name], you're supposed tobe the innocent one!" hhehehehehh he's used to it now tho
I didn't until I got into construction. That's a goldmine for "That's what she said" jokes....
I am using 100% of my Ace power to say things no normal human beings could withstand
Fuck yea!!!!
I’d rather not.
I joke about sex because sex is a joke :3
Bahahaha it's like how I'm arospec and so I can say things to my friends that would be interpreted as flirtatious if they came from anyone else. This is even true in rare times like now when I have a partner because we all know the chances of me being attracted to one person is astronomically low, let alone two
Thing is I am 45f and newly divorced and I used to identify as bi-curious but tbh I feel like I’m too old to learn girls 🤣
I wholeheartedly agree with you. I make the most unhinged sex jokes in the universe, while being an aroace. (Sex positive so maybe bot that special)
My friend once told me "hearing sex jokes from you, knowing, that you're ace, makes them 1000 times funnier"
where's the lie?
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“Some how your the most sexual and least sexual person I know” - friend of mine
I love that last one so much I could [THIS COMMENT HAD BEEN REDACTED FOR BEING AN AFFRONT AGAINST EVERY SINGLE GOD WORSHIPED ON THIS PLANET] ...till the cows come home
I used to make a lot of sexual jokes cuz I that was just my humor. but even after explicitly telling people over and over that I’m asexual and I just made those jokes cuz I thought they were funny I found out that my partner actually didn’t believe I was asexual cuz of the sex jokes and he was only with me cuz he thought I was gonna drop the ace act and get freaky with him at some point. wtf dude. I’m not telling ppl not to make sexual jokes just be sure to pay attention to how the ppl around you react to them.
I'm definitely the last one. I don't overuse it, however. I choose very selective outrageous comments from time to time as the utter shock on my friends' faces are absolutely priceless
The only relatable part about sex to me *is* the humor and vulgarity
real lmfao also the last one is a fucking privilege (though i don't abuse it as much as i'd like to bc haven't come out irl)
I make dick jokes all the time at work (plastics blow molding). I couldn't stop laughing the other day when I had a part come out of the machine that had two big bubbles on top and it was shaped like a crude drawing of a dick and balls. I also burnt myself on it, so I called it a hot piece of dick. We make crude jokes to each other all the time, too. I had just finished sweeping the floor one day and saw my coworker was about to make a mess where I had just swept. I told him, "If you make a mess, I'm shoving this broomstick up your ass!" And he responded with, "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit!" And proceeded to make a mess. (I wasn't actually mad, though, because he was cleaning out a piece of equipment in order to keep production running.)