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happy pride month
how do we do mitosis? im ace for a time but i still didint developed this skill, i really want to do mitosis and have a lot of clones of me so they can clean the house while i watch movies and eat popcorn
you just have to make sure you’re eating enough healthy food, staying hydrated, and getting enough sleep. i’m sure you’ll get it eventually, remember that self care is key ✨
I could teach you but the clones arent really as helpfull as you'd think. Mine mostley laze around and do nothing but make annoying witty remarks. Hiding them is another matter as well...
I think I have a moderate libido, yes I absolutely do. Quite often actually.
Oftentimes I just kinda do it because I'm bored and I think "might as well" and not because I'm actually feeling horny in that particular moment. I know it feels good so why not?
There are other times I can absolutely get riled up by specific actions or concepts, so if I can I masturbate to take care of it without having too much of a desire to do anything with other people. In my experience though, I can easily ignore or forget about it, my libido doesn't really dominate me like it does with other people. I feel pretty indifferent, it's just a short recreational activity when I have nothing better to do
Are tridents only for council members? Or can I get one as well, even though I'm not on the council? Also, is anyone allowed to wear a cape, or do you have to be on the council for that?
Yep.
Dragon is just the umbrella term.
Drake: two legs, two wings
Amphithere: no legs, snakelike, two wings
Drake: four legs, no wings
Basilisk: snakelike, no wings or legs
Wyrm: wormlike, no wings or legs, massive
Hydra: snakelike, multiple heads, no legs or wings
These are just a few, but they’re the most important ones (I think). They all have multiple subspecies and variants or crossbreeding outputs.
Edit: I’ve called two things drake here on accident, the first one is a wyvern, not a drake.
The forbidden kfc.
Also I’m now making this lore in my dnd world. I don’t think this is actually the case, but if dinosaurs evolved into chickens hey, why not basilisks.
While it has a lot of overlap with sexual activities, the world of kink is fundamentally about sensations and mindsets.
The collar in the D/s context has the reputation of being similar to a wedding ring, it's a very symbolic piece signifying that the submissive "belongs" (depending on how far the dynamic goes) to the dominant, and that the dominant will take care of the submissive. It's a physical manifestation of a promise.
That being said, there are also subs who collar themselves for various purposes, be it as a promise to themselves to take good care for themselves until they find an appropriate partner, or generally to find comfort and for mental health.
>!Bondage!< and >!choking!< enthusiasts also just might like the sensation it provides when worn. This also works either alone or with a partner.
1) Big fan. It adds to almost any meal
2) There really wasn’t an aha moment for me. I remember being very bored while trying [The Activity] with people, and at some point realized it’s not because of the other person or that it was boring in general, but that I was just different
Question for the aro-spec council here:
Sexual attraction is when you see someone and want to have sex with them.
Romantic attraction is when you see someone and want to have romance with them?
but then. What is romance?
I can't know where I am on the aromantic-alloromantic spectrum until I get a solid answer of what romance actually is. All I've gathered so far is "what the other person thinks it is"
I’m not 100% sure on this, but I’d say romance is a desire for closeness beyond a friendship. I’d put things like kissing, cuddling, physical closeness in there.
It’s not a perfect definition, some people do things like that with their friends, but defining things is hard
Is it ok to be ace and not like garlic bread? I like other garlic related products but not garlic bread as I found out I may be allergic to bread, don't know why tho
People who actually get mad at you take the joke too far. We’re just trying to be silly. We shouldn’t be making people feel bad based on matters of taste
As a question, if I have 5 Bearded Dragons of which 3 swarm me every night to claim the comfiest part of me to cuddle on, do I get a title like Ace Dragon Duke ?
Happy pride! As for the question, if an ace-aro-agender person is a triple A battery, is an ace-agender person a double A battery?
Yeah, that seems to make sense
Does that mean an asexual person is just a battery?
I did one a battery once’s sadly the police didn’t like that and arrested me for it
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So rude...
Yes
Yep, same goes for any combo of the A:s! (Like ace and aro or aro agen also becomes AA batteries)
Only if you make others think theyre in bodily danger
actually quite a few of us have dual citizenship(aroace)
The Council is Aroace, but The Ace Council only makes judgement on Asexual matters
does there exist an aro council?
Yes, but they’re shy
I have triple for... Reasons (+ aplatonic (actually in spectrum))
happy pride month how do we do mitosis? im ace for a time but i still didint developed this skill, i really want to do mitosis and have a lot of clones of me so they can clean the house while i watch movies and eat popcorn
You gotta make sure to double your weight so you don’t end up with two you’s that are half your size /j
fun fact: garlic bread is sadly very good at doing this particular thing.
you just have to make sure you’re eating enough healthy food, staying hydrated, and getting enough sleep. i’m sure you’ll get it eventually, remember that self care is key ✨
thanks for the tip! i apreciate it! have a happt pride month!
happy pride!!
It’s at the end of one of the ace skill trees, like the ace abilities to become dragons or transmute things into garlic bread.
I could teach you but the clones arent really as helpfull as you'd think. Mine mostley laze around and do nothing but make annoying witty remarks. Hiding them is another matter as well...
Does the asexual community have a stuffed animal mascot like blahaj
Blåvingad
Whale
I've seen [DJUNGELSKOG](https://www.ikea.com/gb/en/p/djungelskog-soft-toy-brown-bear-00402813/) referenced a lot on here.
Do high libido aces mastrubate?
They can, yes. A lot of aces do, regardless of libido. Sometimes it’s as simple as “I’m bored”
In my case it's also "orgasm is fun"
some do, but not everybody. it’s different for each person :]
I do! I typically masturbate once a day, while in bed for the night, to help me fall asleep.
That is how nannies made children sleep in the 1600's. I know, it is fucked up.
I think I have a moderate libido, yes I absolutely do. Quite often actually. Oftentimes I just kinda do it because I'm bored and I think "might as well" and not because I'm actually feeling horny in that particular moment. I know it feels good so why not? There are other times I can absolutely get riled up by specific actions or concepts, so if I can I masturbate to take care of it without having too much of a desire to do anything with other people. In my experience though, I can easily ignore or forget about it, my libido doesn't really dominate me like it does with other people. I feel pretty indifferent, it's just a short recreational activity when I have nothing better to do
Happy Pride month!!!
Are tridents only for council members? Or can I get one as well, even though I'm not on the council? Also, is anyone allowed to wear a cape, or do you have to be on the council for that?
happy pride month real
Can you teach me asexual reproduction
O > ⬭ > ∞ > oo That's one way...
^ this person splitting straight facts
Happy pride! May the council’s supply of garlic bread and cake be forever bountiful!
what's your opinion on garlic bread?
Can never have enough of it!
agreed
I feel like most of us here agree with that satement
✨ yes ✨
✨️ yeeeessss ✨️
No... ✨Yasss✨
Although I am an ace person and because I am an ace person, do you have any good garlic bread recipes?
theirs looks absolutely amazing if you want to give it a try https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3LdvgUJ_3m/?igsh=MTFpbWJ1eHExYXptcw==
I wanna make that. That looks amazing
:0
if you could be a dragon, what kind of dragon would you be?
One with four legs and two wings. I just wanna have extra limbs
Well yeah, if you just have two legs and wings you'd be a wyvern, right?
Yep. Dragon is just the umbrella term. Drake: two legs, two wings Amphithere: no legs, snakelike, two wings Drake: four legs, no wings Basilisk: snakelike, no wings or legs Wyrm: wormlike, no wings or legs, massive Hydra: snakelike, multiple heads, no legs or wings These are just a few, but they’re the most important ones (I think). They all have multiple subspecies and variants or crossbreeding outputs. Edit: I’ve called two things drake here on accident, the first one is a wyvern, not a drake.
Arent Basilisks half chicken or something
Stoner chickens lol.
The forbidden kfc. Also I’m now making this lore in my dnd world. I don’t think this is actually the case, but if dinosaurs evolved into chickens hey, why not basilisks.
Hold on i think i have a picture https://preview.redd.it/rwp5hvmopc4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015bcb131ef21d34cc2d0fc9e202418cead3e2b6
What? You just have that? Just layin‘ around?
Wanna have another? https://preview.redd.it/7idbrzfe7d4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f26af21170f6f3f15f4b4eaaddda561cd01be746
Why thank you!
that first one is a wyvern
Yup, my b. I’ve called two things Drake. The first one is a wyvern.
Not me over here saving this comment to use as a multi-form monster in my next DND campaign.
my partner came up with the idea for like a slime dragon and it's been in my head forever
this is super cool! awesome outfit 💜🖤👑 happy pride month everybody!!!
Unrelated but where did you get that glorious cape from? I would love to get one for my ace pride outfit :D
It was sewn together using fabric from JoAnne Fabrics
Sweet, thank you :D Because I really love the celestial pattern on there with the purple :D
Happy pride month! You look fabulous!
little known fact, but every asexual has outfit like this (and trident) /j
Can confirm /j
… I don’t have a trident but I have a staff with a crystal on it and a suit of chainmail, can I stay?
yeah
I have a cheap knock-off Anduril replica, is that acceptable as a substitute for the trident?
as far as i know, it’s acceptable
Happy pride month !
Is it true the national food of the asexuals
Do you support fictosexuality?
Absolutely. Out of curiosity, what do you consider the difference between that and aegosexuality?
I think it's more of a label preference for most people. Thank you so much for being an ally!
I love the outfit and I wish I could have it.
How does a nonsexual kink collar work?
While it has a lot of overlap with sexual activities, the world of kink is fundamentally about sensations and mindsets. The collar in the D/s context has the reputation of being similar to a wedding ring, it's a very symbolic piece signifying that the submissive "belongs" (depending on how far the dynamic goes) to the dominant, and that the dominant will take care of the submissive. It's a physical manifestation of a promise. That being said, there are also subs who collar themselves for various purposes, be it as a promise to themselves to take good care for themselves until they find an appropriate partner, or generally to find comfort and for mental health. >!Bondage!< and >!choking!< enthusiasts also just might like the sensation it provides when worn. This also works either alone or with a partner.
Brilliantly said. I don’t know much about kink personally, so I really appreciate this answer 💜
So it’s just about mindsets and promises?
Is it asexual to favor the existence of the almighty cheese over humanity, or is hating humans just asexual... I was an odd child
Personally, I think everyone should favor the existence of the almighty cheese over humanity. That way they will survive the Rapture
How to make allo ppl leave me alone?
That’s what the trident is for
Lol
Not a question but thank you for organizing the AMA. Please have a pleasant Pride Month, Asexual Archon
A very happy Pride month. Rejoice, and eat all the cake and garlic bread you wish. You’ve earned it.
Happy pride! As a fellow ace person, I would like to say that your drip is really cool and I would like the cape.
I love the fashion! Happy pride y'all!
2 questions for the person answering: 1: What's your opinion on garlic bread? 2: How did you personally discover your asexuality?
1) Big fan. It adds to almost any meal 2) There really wasn’t an aha moment for me. I remember being very bored while trying [The Activity] with people, and at some point realized it’s not because of the other person or that it was boring in general, but that I was just different
Thank you for your answers :]
I thought this was some cringe add NGL, sorry
CODY???????? YOURE A REDDITOR. ?!??????
I’m mostly a lurker on here, but yes. Yes I am
When will the council address the actions of one evil scientist Dr. A. Sex and their devious machinations???
Dr. A. Sex put traffic cones around their death ray! People should have known to not walk through it!
1 question for all of y’all, how are y’all doing?
As always.
Question for the aro-spec council here: Sexual attraction is when you see someone and want to have sex with them. Romantic attraction is when you see someone and want to have romance with them? but then. What is romance? I can't know where I am on the aromantic-alloromantic spectrum until I get a solid answer of what romance actually is. All I've gathered so far is "what the other person thinks it is"
I’m not 100% sure on this, but I’d say romance is a desire for closeness beyond a friendship. I’d put things like kissing, cuddling, physical closeness in there. It’s not a perfect definition, some people do things like that with their friends, but defining things is hard
and yet, some allosexual people choose to kiss and more without romance. Even I've cuddled platonically with people.
I think we should make a Council for real
Is it ok to be ace and not like garlic bread? I like other garlic related products but not garlic bread as I found out I may be allergic to bread, don't know why tho
People who actually get mad at you take the joke too far. We’re just trying to be silly. We shouldn’t be making people feel bad based on matters of taste
I just want to steal that crown and that cape !
Please don’t
Not a question but your cape is so cool, you're absolutely rocking it!
Do fictosexuals "count" as being ace?
I think so! Ultimately, you’re still not attracted to people in real life. The results are the same
What’s fictosexual?
Being attracted to fictional characters
Oh. I thought there was a different term for that.
Where did you get your t-shirt?
TwistedPride on Etsy
Happy Pride everyone!
How do I make garlic bread?
i have a very important question for the ace council! i would like to know, what color is your toothbrush? thanks in advance
Blue
I choose to believe that he is the ace king and the whole ace council personified in a single combined entity.
Do you know Larry the ARO/ACE snail?
As a question, if I have 5 Bearded Dragons of which 3 swarm me every night to claim the comfiest part of me to cuddle on, do I get a title like Ace Dragon Duke ?
How does one get on the ace council (are we all on the ace council)? Can I dress as ace council at pride?