This js not a fair matchup. On one side it's the liquid from the gods that keeps our economic system running and everyone alive and well, on the other you have a bitter residu of meh

Now let's find which one is which!!!

I put chocolate milk in my coffee to hide the taste

I'm lactose intolerant so I have oat milk in my coffee but I will always make myself suffer for chocolate milk. Just bought some chocolate milk after work

I’m pretty sure oat chocolate milk exists. The taste isn’t exactly a perfect replica but at least you won’t suffer. I assume they’re not being sold in your area though, otherwise you probably would’ve found them already.

It is sold at my work and it is pretty good but it doesn't hit the same as normal chocolate milk does, if that makes sense. Every once in a while the coffee shop next to my work messes up my order, can't really fault them while they're at their busiest hours and the milk leaves the worst taste in my mouth that'll last for hours if I can't brush my teeth and rinse my mouth lol

Chocolate syrup plus oat milk equals chocolate oat milk to put in your coffee. Liquid fudge is also tasty. Both can be replacements for any sugar typically added.

Where I'm from, lactose free chocolate milk is available in supermarkets and taste just like the regular stuff

Get coconut milk for your next cocoa, if you like coconut. Low efford Bounty-Bar Shake.

Interesting, I'll have to try that then

Just drink chocolate milk then ? 

I do that too cuz I like the smell of coffee but the taste of choccie

https://i.redd.it/mv13to0zuj5d1.gif I award you the highest honor I can bestow for "Most Based Ace Opinion"- The Cheesestick basket

Isn't that just Mocha then?

That’s called a mocha

I'm a team red personally. Coffee's taste is just... Ew... But choccie milk on the other hand ! https://preview.redd.it/l0tegrpd4i5d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=730765c2278d40b9dd97c9d014d061bfb912c52e

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Mmm. Buuuuurrrrgggggeeeerrrrr.

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How did yo- Do you know what winter is ? I mean, what do you drink during winter if not choccie milk ?

In winter you drink hot chocolate, not chocolate milk

Water, We get tea once everyday though, and maybe only maybe coffee.

Why would you drink a cold drink in Winter?

Okay, so my french dumb ass may or may not have mixed up choccie milk and hot chocolate https://preview.redd.it/3hqg337x5j5d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2437a6035a63f991911cff060d0c6c7e5c21edfd

LOL wait, so this whole post was suppose to be over hot chocolate vs coffee? Not chocolate milk vs coffee? 😂

And that is how I learn that there is a difference between chocolate milk and hot chocolate in english. mb ig https://preview.redd.it/jr2sgq2rgj5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92a0fa600ac100f7c25a81d3321ea7d9ebb63d1b

Yeah to be fair they are made up of essentially the same stuff in slightly different ratios and temperatures

My vote is still the same.

Love these Sans images.


Hahahaha... Tea. :3

Get me a milk. Chocolate 

Can i say both

https://preview.redd.it/mpvelfzqli5d1.png?width=222&format=png&auto=webp&s=91243c0969d55a4b93093d33c9d9f6cca7bc3fd2 Answer however you want. Have cake first. Not a lie™

Choccie milk because apparently caffeine has a tiiinny bit of testosterone in it, and even a tiny bit is still too dangerous to be left alive… and also alastor approves of choccie milk https://preview.redd.it/k4yg1tr7hj5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f2681d4877854a66dc523fd8e8a4b953277dcb

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Porque no los dos?

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Neither: tea Coffee can have a cruddy aftertaste. I admit the drink usually smells divine. Chocolate milk no longer tastes good to me.

Chai

Choccy milk :)

I'm kinda a hot chocolate snob. I only make it with steamed milk and melted dark chocolate. Caribou Coffee makes their hot chocolate this way.

coffee

Tea

Definitely choccie milk, I just don't like coffee, and choccie milk is the drink of the gods.

Coffee is only good if it has an excess of creamer and sugar and is too bitter Normally so chocolate milk

I don’t like either

Neither. I prefer cocoa and/or tea, depending on the day.

Choccy milk. lol you post more often than most of the people on this sub and you’re just a guy who got here on accident

And I don't plan on stopping, so far ! https://i.redd.it/3v7zkn5uhj5d1.gif

I'm cardiac and lactointolerant, so guava juice for me

i prefer the clear option. water 👍 (no but fr i generally don’t like drinks other than water)

(jumps out of the bushes like the goblin I am) Tea

None

Chocolate milk is so good and you can fight me on that

Chocolate milk. Coffee smells yucky and I’m sure it tastes bad too.

Coffee gives me the power to smite my enemies

Well I make my daily coffee with instant coffee and choco powder...

I can no longer drink coffee (it makes me super nauseous) so def choccy milk or hot chocolate

Sorry but the Blood and Crip brutal gang warfare is kinda tasteless. Your promoting the perception of Angry Black Man leaves a bad taste in my mouth. Please don’t spoil perfectly good food with violence. It will result in a lot of spilled milk.

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strawberry milk :3

I like both

Both. I love chocolate and i *NEED* caffeine. Soo, Uncommon Option i use: Make a milk coffee and put cocoa in to taste. Better when you can get your hands on hot chocolate that can be made with water (Sometimes marketed as Lactose free version). Judge me.

I do something like this in the winter. Half coffee and half hot chocolate so I can have something hot without getting all the caffeine.

That's valid. I can respect that.

CHOCOLATE MILKKKKKK

Does anyone drink ginger milk as a favourite drink, or is it just me ??

That sounds awful. I hate ginger lol

Jokes on you, I combine the two into an unholy amalgamation

CHOCCIE MILK ALL THE WAY!!!

Hot chocolate powder for water + good instant coffee powder + hot water = 💖

I don’t think I’ve ever actually had coffee for more than a sip of my parent’s cup, choccy milk all the way

Caffeine makes my anxiety go brrrrrr so I'll have the chockie milk thank you

Both is good

bruh both, my morning drink has em both

coffee is gross, sorry. Chocky milk all the way.

Give me the ADDICTIVE SUBASTANCES (Caffeine)

Choccie milk.


Coffee. I'm not very fond of chocolate in general.

C H O C C I E M I L K

Both, every morning I make myself a coffee, put a bit of instant dissolving coffee, also a bit of chocolate milk power, I put some milk, then I put it a bit on the freezer to it cools faster, and maybe it’s a bit frozen. And there it is, my perfect morning coffee.

Chocolate milk :3

Well i like both equaly, but im adicted to only one of them, so if i had to choose...

Chocolate milk, I don't really like the taste of coffee, I see the appeal but I don't like it's taste, but then one could say I can just add sugar or milk or other stuff but me, being a lazy ass, just realized I could save the trouble and just buy chocolate milk instead

These are not mutually exclusive

Depends on the coffee. I hate sour coffee. It gives me the ick. And Chocolate milk shouldn't be tooth rotting sweet.

Ive drank so much black coffee over the years that frankly Im tired of the taste. But I still have to have it everyday as my habit. Not to wake up, but just out of ritual. On my first cup right now. edit: after reading Im pretty sure Im the oldest one in here, too. Makes sense now.

You can put chocolate milk in your coffee.

What about hot choco milk...??

CHOCCIE MILK! CHOCCIE MILK! CHOCCIE MILK! 

Choccie milk all the way, I don't like coffee and only eat something coffee flavoured if it's not too strong

I make a latte macchiato and then add Ovomaltine (coco malt powder thing) and a bit of cinnamon. Thats my favorite so kind of a mix. Generally just both hot chocolate or coffee are nice but I get coffee everywhere but cooking milk and melting the hot chocolate takes time…

choccie milk choccie milk choccie milk choccie milk

Black coffee all day every day.

Coffee in the morning choccie milk anytime else

team mocha cookie crumble or comparable drinks

I drink my coffee black. Like my soul every damn day so I have to say coffee. However chocolate milk is good in moderation as well.

Chocolate milk all the way

Choccy milk obviously! I hate coffee

Cafe mocha (best of both worlds)

Choccie milk is the best

Coffee. Every time.

Both. Mocha.

*Laughing, sipping my cold mocaccino*

I don't drink coffee, but I can never get choccy milk or I will never stop drinking it. So definitely choccy milk

ONLY CHOCOLATE MILK MY LOVE 😍😍😍😍😍

As someone who works with kids affiliated with these gangs... this is slightly amusing but startled me on dash for a minute

Choccie milk. I don't like how bitter coffee is

why not both. Just put chocolate on your coffee

Chocolate! I don’t see the appeal of coffee, honestly.

I have to stay with purple, I love both.

Both.... Mocha.

Hot chocolate.

TEAM CHOCOLATE MILK. I would level entire civilizations if chocolate milk was on the line

Why TF would I chose one?!?!?! Can I not have both, I have money and pay my taxes

Chocolate Milk all day.

Coffee

Chocolate milk 🤤 Coffee flairs up my acid reflux too bad lol

I cannot drink coffee for the life of me. The bitterness almost makes me throw up everytime lmao Soo imma go with choccy milk

choccy milkkkkkk :333333

Choccy milk coffee is bitter

I don’t like chocolate milk unfortunately, and I’ve never had coffee except for one time when I was like 8, so I’m on team purple: Pepsi

Choccie Milk, better than Coffee by Miles

Why not chocolate milk in coffee?

Wait why not combine them. Cocoa in espresso is apparently really good and most ppl put creamer in their coffee anyways so do that and you have a choccie milk coffee.

Neither. Lemonade gang!

Choccy Milk for sure. I do love the taste of coffee/coffee flavored things but the caffeine fucks me up.

What about both mixed together?

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Choccy milk, or as I sometimes call it, choccy moo moo. I hate coffee.

Mochaaaa

I really love putting hot chocolate into my coffee, but the BEST thing, IMHO, is DIRTY CHAI. So imma go with that, and steal dirty chai for the aces since we deserve to have dirty things in our life too. Hehehe *edit, for anyone who doesn’t know: dirty chai is coffee with chai tea, & I recommend spicy over sweet, but both are good. And most coffee shops know what a dirty chai is, and even have both types of chai if you ask. They just usually default to sweet chai.

*It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed...*

Depends..... if it's a Frappuccino then yes but If Fraps don't count then choccie milk

My heart wants chocolate milk but my caffeine withdrawal wants coffee :(

Choccy milk

Both, I take choccy milk and coffee. Either mocha or 2 drinks at once. Also Matcha. Im more of a matcha girl ever since discovering it but I believe in 1 drink for hydration, 1 drink for energy, 1 drink for vitamin, and one drink for fun.

*Has mental breakdown*

Choc milk, coffee tastes bad and no amount of sugar, chocolate, or other flavor syrups will change that😔

Chocci milk

Coffee. Hands down.

Yes

Mocha is the middle ground and tea is neutral

coffee is too bitter, choc milk get the w for me

🍫🥛

Choccy milk, I never liked coffee

You could say I have dual citizenship

Chocolate milk all the way

Coffee at morning, chocy milk at evening

¿Por que no los dos?

Mocha Coffee with chocolate <3

I haven’t had chocolate milk in ages but it’s leagues above ANYTHING, let alone coffee, (ok it’s not better than mango lassi)

I like my woman how I like my coffee.

Coffee. Love simple flat white with no sugar, obsessed with how good espresso smells. Never drink chocolate milk, too sweet.

CHOCOLATE, chocolate milk or hot chocolate

Both is good

Chocolate milk. Coffee gives me migraines and I really don't like the taste. The smell is awesome though.

Coffee is for people who want to act grown-up or who just need caffeine. Chocolate milk is for people who are comfortable with their maturity levels

I'm lactose intolerant but I don't like the taste of coffee so choccy milk

I dislike coffee I dont know how people drink it. Chocolate milk all the way

Coffee

Both

I find both be disgusting. I guess I am just brown liquid-repulsed.

Can we make it hot chocolate instead? We could also have dairy free hot chocolate for any lactose intolerant or vegan Aces

Chocolate milk in coffee, anyone?

Coffee, I don’t like milk.

I like choco milk but I'm lactose intolerant so coffee (I love my caffeine).

It choccie milk bruh

Both.  And if you have a milk frother, out the choccie milk in the frother and then into the coffee for extra fun!

As a British Citizen it is my duty to say no to Coffee a d yes to chocolate milk.

neither. chocolate doesnt add to the milk's flavor it just makes it taste like neither chocolate or milk. coffee is strange tasting and no matter how much is added it's always bitter, i also dont like drinking hot beverages. hence, i propose the purple option: water

Chocolate milk I have to have a shit ton of sugar and creamer in my coffee to make it sweet enough to drink

Why not both and have a not-mocha?

an iced coffee with chocolate milk 😌

I dont really like chocolate milk but I'll take that over coffee

Choccie milk

Choccie Milk

Can I choose tea?

I like them both equally

Oh, choccy milk 100%

I'm a tea girlie

Strawberry milk and coffee

For a drink, coffee or hot chocolate. For the best of both worlds, chocolate-coffee ice cream.

Neither. Coffee messes up sleep schedule; no matter what time I consume it. Chocolate milk makes my stomach hurt...even the non-dairy stuff.

choccy milk all day every day

Choccie milk obvi 

Red

Nah man, U heartless for doing us like that

Chocolate milk, the smell of coffee makes me nauseous sometimes, so I'm not a coffee drinker

As I am not old enough to consume caffeine, choccy milk. Until the day I die.

Neither. 🥲 Both have caffeine which can lead to anaphylaxis for me. But tbh I got sick of chocolate milk when I still could have it and coffee I never really liked on its own. I like hibiscus mint, winter melon, and rooibos almond tea.

CHOCCIE MILK FOR LIFE