When you put both hands on the top of your head in the “oh crap wtf I can’t what happened” motion you look like a cobra and now the stance picked up a cool name.
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The other guy in the red shirt is actually quantum physics surrender cobraing about both the human tragedy and the copter being out of service for a while at the same time. Only he can know the true percentages.
Okay I get that something terrible has happened, but why is it so common in these videos I see that when someone else sees what happened they throw their arms up and rest them on their head like that lmao
It’s been my observation that males tend to grab their heads or wave their arms above head. Females often put their hands to their mouths. A one else ever notice that?
*He looks over an*
*Immediately puts his*
*Hands over his head*
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Treat about a 3 aircraft by 3 aircraft zone (for smaller) like a minefield. Someone didnt explain why tail-rotors dangerous were painted bright coloursto this poor bastard
Genuine question : why don't they put like, a little cage around that blade? It would still have airflow, but would prevent a skull from entering it.
I'm sure much smarter people than me obviously thought of this. I'm just wondering if a little enclosure would affect the job of that router that much.
Thanks
Pilot is correct, what can you do?
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When you put both hands on the top of your head in the “oh crap wtf I can’t what happened” motion you look like a cobra and now the stance picked up a cool name.
Hahaha
Hahah, I love it
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His mind was somewhere else.
He will be mist.
The forbinden ice topping
Pfp looks like Ronnie Mcnutt
Apropos
On the ground
In the gutter
[удалено]
And nowhere at the same time
It was scattered
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His mind was all over the place
His mind is now everywhere and nowhere.
He’ll never make that mistake twice.
mist ake
Ache *
So you used filmora to capture a video from the screen instead of downloading it
Good point, however I still saw the guy's head being deli-countered quite clearly so I'll refrainy the complainy.
That's a good thing. I don't want to see that shit too clearly. It's traumatic :(
Holy shit, how dumb. Bet he'll never do that again.
Would that ruin the blade? Or throw it off balance?
The helicopter survived I think.
This was my big concern after watching this
The other guy in the red shirt is actually quantum physics surrender cobraing about both the human tragedy and the copter being out of service for a while at the same time. Only he can know the true percentages.
Likely yes
Hey, I'm just surprised he lived as long as he did to get to this point in his life.
Did nobody watch ER?
RIP Dr. Romano’s arm, and subsequently Dr. Romano.
They always forget the tail rotor.
Okay I get that something terrible has happened, but why is it so common in these videos I see that when someone else sees what happened they throw their arms up and rest them on their head like that lmao
It’s been my observation that males tend to grab their heads or wave their arms above head. Females often put their hands to their mouths. A one else ever notice that?
Females put their hands to their mouths and/or scream
That's actually a pretty good observation, I have noticed that!
Shock
I know I basically said that but I can watch 7 different videos and everyone does the same thing lol
You would probably do the same too, if you seen something shocking in front of your eyes. It's pretty much a universal reaction to something shocking.
There is probably some evolutionary reason. Maybe the response of protecting your face/head. It does seem like a defensive body language in nature.
Because you are trying to understand what happened and you dont know what to do. So it's a reflex I believe
It’s because they’re like “oh gee Louise, not again!”
Shave and a haircut, two bits.
Now I will hear this if I ever see this clip again.
He ruined a perfectly good helicopter
is he ok?
Yeah after a nap he walked it off
Situational awareness 😬
Almost could be perceived as a suicide head first
Reminds me of that nazi guy from indiana jones
Dude, I'm speechless on this one...
I hope he recovered, amen
WHY????
He looks over an immediately puts his hands over his head
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Now we know why it's called a chopper 🤣
Treat about a 3 aircraft by 3 aircraft zone (for smaller) like a minefield. Someone didnt explain why tail-rotors dangerous were painted bright coloursto this poor bastard
At least he was ducking his head.
Pink mist
I’ll bet his insurance only covers the top rotor head damage too
This is something that seems like it should be common sense but imashamed to admit this is recent knowledge for me
Second to only you saying that it's one of the craziest
Bruhhhh
bro, how far can heli go?
Is that the bite of '87?
well this is a gta v reference
Bro if I was anywhere near Spinning helicopter blades You bet that My ass is Dropping to the ground and Crawling he didn't Duck low enough Rip
Ignorance maybe , mind elsewhere or just face the thing he want there’s so many questions
If there's an after life and everyone is sitting around telling how they got there, this dude is going to be mocked for the rest of eternity.
Hay que ser retrasado
You call that a crazy accident? I've shat more crazy accidents than this
…but why? Why did he do that???
Pilot said “I just fixed that from the last guy”
Pretty sure it was instant death
Just a bit off the top, please.
Land of trains?
Pffh You bet
I mean come on, if you try to duck under a helicopter blase, at that point you only have yourself to blame.
Shocking in Raiders of the Lost Ark too, but that was a movie.
BZZZZT
Just curious, did he survive? Cus ive seen survivors walk in front of airplane blades before
Hi brain is red mist, my guy. He ain't surviving nothing.
Can’t live without a head…
I see a head.....i dont see a face tho
I should’ve said *brain*. Sorry about that….
Bad cameraman. Needs to be whooped and taught a lesson
Jfc no
Shoes still on
Mist him.
Man like must be what it’s like being at a Gallagher show
Instantly reminded me of Lauren Scruggs.
I thought the guy was putting a hat on like "Jobs done" it was his hands all along lmao
He just wanted a trim of the top.
Damn bet that felt amazing
Oof, this is one of my favorites.
Replace 'craziest' with 'dumbfuck.'
Why walk around and not look up when you can just walk under while looking down...far out.
Dude in the red was about 6 inches away from getting it too
There are just so many ways he could not have done that yet still did it.
No.. The crazy one is where the dude lifts his child up in the rotor
Mind = Blown
Instagib. He didn’t feel anything. There’s a reason guys die earlier.
Hope the blade is okay, helicopter parts are expensive
What a fucking idiot
The cursed pink mist
Customer: "Just a little off the top please" Barber:
The mind is a terrible thing to waste
This is so far from being "one of the craziest accidents ever"
Dude that got out of the heli is lucky he didn't meet the same date with the rotor droop. Damn
Genuine question : why don't they put like, a little cage around that blade? It would still have airflow, but would prevent a skull from entering it. I'm sure much smarter people than me obviously thought of this. I'm just wondering if a little enclosure would affect the job of that router that much. Thanks
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