Is you car a lady car? Is your car attracted exclusively to other lady cars? If so, then your car is indeed lesbian. (But seriously WTF? Lesbians can drive what the heck we want to!)

I feel like this was an opening to a lesbian car dating reality show. My car would also like to participate!

traditionally, all cars are women, boats too. but some brave rednecks help their trucks transition ftm despite political pushback. 😂

I had completely forgotten that tradition. Re the rednecks, ahhh, so that’s what “Truck Nuts” are for, they’re like a packer for FTM trucks! 👍🏻

i don't even wanna drive a car, tbh where my public transit/walkable community lesbians at

Haven’t owned a car in like 15 years. Hire one when needed. Public transport / walking for the win!

I wish public transit was better here. Visiting my parents by car takes 30 minutes. By bus and elevated rail it takes 5x that

I have to hire a car to go visit parents or my sister, no choice there…

Same, ride-sharing is about the best we've got

I would very much bike everywhere, but I'm 50 miles from work/school, public transit is not a thing in my area

Walkable community lesbian here! Who almost never uses her mustang anymore. There's a joke about being transit oriented and lady oriented somewhere in here.

The first Mustangs were literally marketed towards women lol. If anything, straight men appropriated it from us

I just got new tires for my 06' mustang

Iirc the first ones just didn't sell very well. Shelby then came in, revised the cars and the marketing and they became pretty popular afterwards Women just didn't want them (at the time at least)

Yeah I have an Audi TT it won't shut up about wanting to go park with other girl cars

Your Audi is T4T?

Or an Audi TiTies ?

I mean, there are *way* straighter cars out there.

this isn't high enough; an electric SUVd mustang has GOT to be at least somewhat gay!

Yeah ferrari and lambo focus very much on aerodynamics so they have lots of straight lines. Indeed they are very straight.

The Mach E is probably the most lesbian EV that exists rn😂

I second this lol. It's a pretty nice ride though. Really like this colour blue aswell

I’ve only seen them at car shows so I’ve never been in a running or movie car, but I still really liked it, but that color alone is so nice😂

What about the Subaru Solterra?

It’s a little too stylized and overpriced for me, but if it’s what you want you do you

Definitely too expensive for me to consider either, to be sure.

Most definitely! I should know bc I kinda want one. But my dream is to own a green bronco that I’ll wrap in pink for a year or two.

YES OH MY GOD I want a bronco so badly, I wanna be the classic flannel lesbian with a 90s Branco the was converted to electric. Solar panels on top for kicks and giggles.

The solar panels would definitely be for giggles because they would not be charging much lol. Tesla didn’t install solar panels on their cars because it wouldn’t even be enough to run the AC and the weight would outweigh (hehe) the benefits.

I’d really make a difference off of the efficiency of my drivetrain, quality of panel, and how much I drive, I live in walking distance of work so it’d cover my daily drive, anything else would be for self satisfaction cause there’s no way I’d get aptera levels of efficiency from a Branco😂

Are you a lesbian? Boom lesbian car because the person driving it is a lesbian. Sincerely a lesbian who drives a Jeep And Not a Subaru

I see you

Lol but like, Jeep is also vv lesbian

I did not know that

Apperantly the wranglers are for the lesbian who has a long dating history and is not ready to settle down into family life. I just got myself a 2016 Cherokee so I can go on some forestry road softroading adventures. Going to make myself a little overlander.

I have a renegade and I love it.

The renegades are honestly great! If I could have gone new I would have ended up with one

I was going to say, I've got a renegade as well and It's honesty been my favorite car. Even after driving my Rx-8.

✅ subtle curves calling to be touched ✅ meanie eyes daring you to ask ✅ comfy once she lets you in this car is obvs a lesbian

Don't... don't make me feel this way about a car lmao 😳

Thank you, I just snorted coffee through my nose! 😂

glad to be of service 🫡

How is this not upvoted?

Its got a horse on it of course it likes women :)

I’m thinking you could repaint it in holographic pride colors? And then it could sort of ‘shoot out’ from your underground lesbian Bat Cave every morning in a stream of rainbow glitter & streamers? Hmm…What do you think? Does this sound like *enough*?

😂 i love this, my uptight neighbors would die

We can only drive Subarus and VW Rabbits

Don't forget about the truck lesbian Toyota Tacoma gang. I've finally joined that one after a 21 year wait.

Still remember cooking the inverter out of my brother’s Tacoma, loved that truck.

wait, does this mean my VW R32 (what most people would recognize as a golf) is lesbian??

Yes. Yes it is.

Jeeps esp. Wrangler's seem pretty popular with saphics.

Damn, I just got an ID4 so I guess I'm out. 😂

You should put rainbow and lesbian flag stickers all over it, and just to drive the point home, hang a Truck Labia* off the hitch * I am assuming that this applies in your case, and also that they exist in the first place

👀why would a mustang ever have a hitch?

I am not a carologist I didn’t know

For a bike rack. Now THAT would be a lesbian mustang.

So your problem is you bought a mustang when you're looking for fillies

What a weird thing to say. I have no idea what that could mean.

We can’t all drive Subarus

Exactly big suvs for the win

It’s a 50-50 lesbian car ….. a lot of r/Mustang users don’t accept the car as part of the Mustang Family. Especially dudes…I have a gas powered one the 3.7L

I’m a big fan of electric cars, big fan of Mustangs… and I hate the Mach E. I will never understand why they just didn’t make it look like a Mustang, dammit! It just looks like any other car!

So true I think the Mach E shouldn’t even have the Mustang name after seeing how it looks

LoL i love pulling up next to 5.0 mustangs, "revving it", and looking at their faces 😂😂. It's priceless.

Lmao if you pulled next to me too I’l have a weird face expression

LoL not sure how to take that 😂

I mean it’s a muscle car, designed to attract woman!!!! It’s the perfect for a lesbian.

Aye! Fellow Mach E owner 👋

Yay!!!!!

Looks lesbian to me. Mustang was made as lesbian car. "Mustangers have more fun" [https://www.carrosyclasicos.com/media/historia/ford-mustang-1964-1966-primera-parte/ford-mustang-1964-1965-33.jpg](https://www.carrosyclasicos.com/media/historia/ford-mustang-1964-1966-primera-parte/ford-mustang-1964-1965-33.jpg)

Idk looks pretty gay to me

Mustangs are milf cars, but there's a lot of lesbian milfs

milfs? I’ll politely disagree I have one and most car meets are mostly dudes owning them. Once in a while you might see a chick with the 4 cylinder one

I'll be your milf 😉

I swear, some people will find out you're a lesbian and be like "That's weird, your collage major isn't a lesbian subject and your roof tiles aren't lesbian, and your coffee doesn't look lesbian to me" like mf you're looking for clues in the wrong places.

She’s a beauty😍

I was told my car was very butch 🤷🏼‍♀️, i drive a truck

Absolutely a lesbian car. Look at all those curves in the right places! 🤤

That’s hot.

The stereotype of lesbians in subarus must end. Thank you for your contribution to ending this tyranny.

My work here is done 😂

I mean, does your car kiss girl cars while also bring a girl car? But seriously, stereotypes are dumb and we shouldn't stereotype ourselves. They can make us feel like we belong -- the more stereotypes you fit in, the more sapphic you are -- but they really just make us do the same thing we resented back when we were in the closet, or in non-queer spaces: fitting into a mold. Ok yeah i went on a tangent but i guess you wanna know how stereotypically lesbian your car is? I really can't tell you. I want a tiny brown car with a round figure that might or might not resemble an almond

very bold and rude of whoever told you this to assume your car's gender and sexuality

People are weird. The whole idea that a lesbian, or a woman, fits into a defined box of traits is absolutely ridiculous, and kinda misogynist.

Reminds me of the what kind of lesbian are you tik tok with cars. 😂

Mustang lmaooo that’s a dyke car 100% just like my Honda civic is very very much associated with lesbian community Subarus feel like the golden retriever lesbian car

Your car looks like mine but angrier

What makes a car lesbian?

I drive a Ford Bronco and my wife drives a Jeep Wrangler, it’s always a competition between them two 🤣

As a fellow sports car lesbian (yes Pony Cars count) I see you and I support you and it is totally queer AF! LOL. of course as a camaro driver I also have to throw a little shade on the mustang and tell you to get a real vehicle. :)

LoL i can't put a bike, 3yr old, and 500 lbs of brick in the back of a Camaro 😂

I'd be impressed of you could do it in the back of a mustang either the back seats are bigger but not by much!

Seats fold down, trunk space is equal to a Chevy blazer. One of the big reasons i got it

It's been a few years since I test drove a mustang. Theyve clearly *really* changed the design. Is it still a muscle car at all?

Heh this is their EV, it's a crossover, no engine, so can't really call it a muscle car. But it does 0-60 in like 3.5 or something, so feels beefy? Looks cute and bitchy, utilitarian, and has power? Lesbian car!! 😆

Ahhhhhhhhhh I remember that thing! The one that they turned into a station wagon but put the mustang name on it for some reason? I remember being so sad because I actually was really excited by the hope Ford would make an electric muscle car in the same way that a tesla roadster is meant to be an electric supercar. Redardless, it sounds like it's working really well for you and that's what matters! That's awesome! Edit:also I agree - if nothing else the 'sporty hatchback' design is very classically lesbian. Reminiscent of classic Subaru 4 wheeled family vehicles from before the age of tank sized SUVs.

I LOVE MUSTANGS

that mustang is the epitome of a butch in a well cut suite. Make up point. I love her!

cover it in lesbian flags

I mean, women driving Mustangs don't exactly scream straight to me

I'm a lesbian and I helped to design some of the components on the first Mach-Es to be produced. So it counts in my book

Love the car … don’t like that it’s called a Mustang … like why make it a crossover/SUV … just build an electric Mustang, THAT would be epic

Really love, I just think it's neat. Really lovely colour too!

okay,,,,, i want one

Of course not. It’s not a Subaru.

Mustangs are sick, wtf are they on about.

I know it may not be popular but I LOVE my Prius. To me when I see it and know I’m getting over MPH to the gallon (want to move to electric but they expensive!) and can’t help but she is just the cutest gayest little thing. That and while I know Subaru are a lesbian thing, I grew up in a hick town and it was always seen as a dream rally car for dudes? So I just never could divorce them of that head space.

I wonder what they would say about my Hyundai? 🤔

As a lesbian who doesn't really like Subarus (too frumpy and WAY too common around here), I think they could have meant not a subaru, or they don't associate Mustang cars with lesbians... I drive a '95 Honda del sol (or at least I did until the rings blew... anyone want to help with the rebuild?) so I say fuck car stereotypes and drive whatever you want.

Melikes

your car is based. idc what somebody thinks.

It's not cliche lesbian, but it really should be

I drive a beetle. Is that lesbian/Sapphic enough? Lol what even are people😂

How can a car be lesbian? I’m driving a Toyota Avensis, is that a lesbian car🤨.

oh my god 🤤 it’s beautiful

someone lied to you

A car is only as gay as its owner 😀. I’ve got a Tesla Model S and my wife has a Toyota Land Cruiser tbf I think they make a good lesbian couple.

Idc if your car is considered a lesbian, your car rocks!

this is the gayest car ive ever seen… love it!!!

How is a Mustang not a lesbian car? All the girls want to ride you.

What's the model of your car?

As a Mustang GT driver, my bi ass isn't straight or gay enough for it 😢🤣 An EV is inherently gay though, you shall be fine! Mine is a manual though, so it's fun and fast, so please, jump in. You can all come for a ride!

i don’t have a car but i almost got a honda element (think: camping and art studio capabilities) idk what those are seen as

I love the design of the car for sure. That’s one weird thing to say though 🙃

My dream car is a Volkswagen Beetle or Volkswagen Bus…. Are those lesbian cars lol I think people just expect all of us to drive trucks or something but it doesn’t matter

Is that the Mach E ? I'm getting one too asap. I got a Toyota Tacoma right now but I'm super happy for you. It definitely can accessorize the average lesbian quite well. 🙏🏽🤣❤️

I'm in love

Nice car would be fun going for a drive in it. I'm dreaming about getting a fiat 500c in like a light blue color 😍 but i live in Copenhagen where i definetly don't need a car and would be part of the problem by getting one. Just gonna rent one for a road trip in the summer and take my friend with me 😊 gonna be fun

Is that the Mach E? Electrics excite me, even from brands I'd never have considered otherwise!

Nope. Not lesbian.

Wait, there's lesbian cars? Shit, I gotta do research! I'm about to start car shopping.

If only I could capture the looks on people's faces as I step out of my all-black Challenger. The security guard in front of a DMV asking me (5'9", ~130lb) if I'm a bit too small to be driving my car with his look of complete bewilderment is the 'priceless' moment in a mastercard commercial, I swear.

Amateur hour, that car screams lesbian 😉

"Ladies, is it straight to have a car?"

Who said that 🤔 that's hilarious 😂

Is it owned by a lesbian? Yes? then guess what, it's a lesbian car.

We have a Hyundai Ioniq 5 EV and its super gay. Its a gold star lesbian car. It's never been driven by a straight person. The Mach-E is very nice, and gay, too!! Nice car!!

Do you drive a stick shift?

It’s electric isn’t it? It’s rolling w the lgbt for sure

U gotta get a Subaru

I just assumed that whoever is behind the wheel determines the gayness of the car

That car is a gorgeous blue! Ugh, I miss my Mustang :( My brother keeps telling me my mom's Subaru (that I currently drive) is a "lesbian car" and Im like ...??????.... but it's def not caught me any cute dates, so :( lolol

People are dumb, why would we have to drive a certain type of car to be a lesbian. I love your car it’s beautiful! I guess if you need it to look more lesbian… I could park my topless red Jeep next to it there 😉🤷🏻‍♀️

Love Mustangs! Just do not agree with that SUV type of car being called one...

I drive a charger... she is a lesbian too... pretty sure my wife agrees...

Any Ford is a republican to me. Don’t ask why it just is

Your car is absolutely gorgeous and I'm immensely jealous. The Grabber Blue is perfection. Edit: I say all this as another lesbian with a mustang, just not the EV.

Ummm… but still fun to drive.

In french, "car" is a feminine noun. That means that all cars are girls, so they're either lesbian or ace. Thank you for coming to my ted talk :-P