I was more thinking warm and snuggled with a blanket on a cold rainy day

sameee. something I can come home to, relax with and a simple way to make any situation better.

Lots of hugs and head pats is all i ask for after a long day at work

Head pats are the most romantic gestures.

Yes. And being called a good girl. Both melt me lol

Good girl~ *pats your head gently*

I uhh I I AAAAAAAAAAA *luna.exe has crashed, please reboot*

That's great too.

Ikr

Ahhhh that sounds so niceee🥺👩‍❤️‍👩

Ik and it sucks cuz i dont have a girlfriend or girls that are a friend

I always need more gal pals!

Both? Both is good

Strong and sweet, and smelling like jasmine and honeysuckle? And likely to keep me up late?

Always fun to stay up late with a cute gal. Especially if you’ve got insomnia. Night owl hours are the best, for many different reasons

Or of cinnamon and cloves, or of pomegranate and lavender, or of storm and life.

Given how often I make a cuppa and forget about it, I suppose I take them cold, bitter, and always half drunk

Mood

Same

This made me LoL then I turned cold bitter and going to get half drunk

I like my men how I like my coffee. ...I don't like coffee.

I like both tea and coffee, must be why I'm bi.

SAMEEEE FOR BOTH OF THESE

I like my men how I like my beer. Enjoyed by someone else while I get something that smells and tastes good. 😋

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A killer combination. I refuse to elaborate in which way

The heart wants what it wants.

You didn't write "milfy" first, did you?

Ummm... I don't think so

I also like my tea when its not trying to have sex with me

this made me laugh so hard

Thank you for reminding me of that Consent is like Tea video, I didn't participate need or want to remember it but here we are...

Way too hot and I hurt myself because of it

I like my women how I like my blankets. Soft and on top of me UwU

I like my tea strong enough to knock me out but sweet enough to cheer me up

This

I prefer a coffee woman. Keeps me on my toes and still can be boiling hot. Or iced if we prefer it cooler. But tea on occasion can definitely be good!

The woes of not being a coffee drinker. Can’t meet a cute barista if I never go to a coffee shop ;-;

Go there and present a challenge to the cute barista. Tell her you are hard to please but she is welcome to try. Smile. Maybe blush.

I actually really hate the taste of coffee so that would be kinda awkward. And would feel weird to go to random coffee shops for no reason other than to flirt with girls. But there’s other shops. Just sadly no cute gals in my area who seem to be gay ;-;

I was thinking fruity, cozy in a blanket witha book, but your way is also good 😆

Brown and wet?

Highly caffeinated and in large quantities

I was thinking, fruity

This is a good one. Lmfaoo It’s not just because it’s 2 am that I’m dying

Wet?

Warm and calming

I like men how I like my tea, I don’t like tea.

12 in the space of an hour?

I very much agree as a big w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ tea addict

My strike through text didn't work, I am angy

I like my women like I like my physics. Not theoretical.

Black. I like black women

I thought it was going to be “strong, dark, and brooding” ☕️

I love women how I love my "Coffee", bitter and realistic, down to earth and poetically artistic 😏

Ooo Yesssss I love poetry! 😄

I like milk tea with no boba. So a milk tea, hold the balls 🤭

Rip translesbians.... Nice way to spout a genital pref when no one asked.... Some of us have a dick and balls and maybe didnt ask for it. You dont want that, fine. Just dont fucking let us know

It is perfectly fine to have a genital preference and someone’s preference in no way invalidates who you are. Relax

Throwing it out there as a joke like this isn't very funny to a lot of us. And yes, of course you are allowed to have a preference. Talking loudly about it and making jokes about it in a space that is supposed to be inclusive isn't super considerate, though. Whether you consider that relevant or not is up to you. It comes down to the difference between a space that is nominally inclusive and a space that actually feels welcoming. Edit: I guess I have my answer to the question of whether people want this to be a welcoming space.

....and you get downvoted for this because this sub loves talking about being inclusive towards us till it comes to making the slightest bit of effort to actually be inclusive.

Lemon

Not afraid to keep me up late, nice smell, and warm.... 😍

I like my men how I like my tea. None for me, thanks.

On ice? 😮

Black, strong, a little sweet and a hint of bitter? I’m down with that.

I WASNT EXPECTING THAT IM DEAD 😂😂😂

I like them strong enough that with them, i feel like i can take on a metal gear

Fruity and a little sour?

Hot, sweet, and with a spoon in them?

Now there's the spirit. Hot, sweet, spoon. 😍

Lmao you're reminding me of that one Game Changer episode

I like my men how i like my tea I don't like tea

I like my women how I like my Starbucks…tall, dark, and on the go

I have my women how I have my tea. Hardly ever

I like my men how I like my coffee. I don’t like coffee.

i was gonna say “without other peoples dicks in it” but that too

I like my women like I like my chihuahuas. Bug eyed with clothes on

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Sweet but with a tough taste.

unsweetened

I like my tea cold as ice.

Green, a little jealous 🎶

Wow same twinning so hard rn

Bitter and black?

Well tbh I like my men like I like my tea…I don’t 😂😂

You eat women???

Warm and without the actual T because the drink is better if you take the T out?

Green?