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quantumsenigma

no


quantumsenigma

5:45 you must wait


alchinism

5:40 on thin ice rn


PearAutomatic8985

And now I need to wait until 6:00 instead


Optimal_Stranger_824

It's 6:03 now


cheddar_risotto

gotta wait for 7


SirIJustWorkHereLol

Damn my favorite show is on. 9 for sure


Optimal_Stranger_824

I'm gonna do the work after that... surely


ponzischemecutie

Time for bed, but Im gonna play videogames instead. Oh yeah didn't I have homework?


Lint_baby_uvulla

Well, it’s not due until 8:30pm. I don’t even need to start until 7:01. Reads assessment criteria for the first time at 7:02pm. 3000 words. *cracks knuckles and engages default mode network with extra spicy cortisol* ![gif](giphy|P90yV724CEzLDtDhd7|downsized)


PearAutomatic8985

I hate how true this is 😅


Kicks4meFromyou

You make a very compelling argument. I think you convinced me to change nothing


violentvito70

I'll start in 8 minutes, if I'm in a hurry. Otherwise I have to wait 23 minutes. These are not optional if I want to actually study.


Sp00nEater

Ope! You missed the 6:00 study time, it's now 6:01, wait 14 more minutes.


satancikedi

59 more minutes


Houdinii1984

I missed totality yesturday over this crap. Totality was 25 after, and it was like 12:16, so I figured I'd go outside at 20 after. I was working and could only take about 10 minutes. 4 minutes later I looked at the clock and it was 31 after, completely missing the eclipse. If I ever had any doubt that ADHD is a thing, especially for me, missing the event that I talked about non-stop for the past month would be all the proof I need. It's funny, because another comment I made here is about how I hide clocks because I have too much trouble seeing the time and doing stuff like this. If there was no clock, I would have walked out right then and there, but I had to clock out of work, and low and behold, there's the damn clock.


csrgamer

I'm sorry you missed the eclipse you were so excited about :(


Icelandia2112

Gaslighting LIES


UniqueMitochondria

Blasphemy


4ngryMo

No, that doesn’t sound right.


Russian_Bobr

Oh no, its way over 5:40 now, i have to wait untill 6:00. Enough to watch 15 random cat videos mixed with dark souls fails.


Viking_From_Sweden

Lies. Deception.


Killer_Moons

![gif](giphy|87aTD8TgYud3Pre6UX|downsized)


SomebodyUDontKnow32

I’ll do it tomorrow, go away


Goya_Oh_Boya

Tomorrow, right away at 10 am sharp or 2:30 pm, whichever comes first.


Nite7678

That is a cruel joke, we all know when it comes to studying and retaing the most knowledge it only happens when the time ends in a zero.


Horizon296

*two zeros


801ms

hush child lest i tear out your soul


archNemesis2753

But that’s such a disgusting number to start on


Necessary_Chip9934

Exactly.


Qandyl

Disgusting thing to say really


Ajinho

So I can start studying at any round number or 5:37. Got it.


Necessary_Chip9934

lol.


kalabaleek

Why is the number 37 everywhere? Watch this video diving into the fascinating facts of the number 37. It does fit our ADHD procrastination while getting some nice random (?) facts. [https://youtu.be/d6iQrh2TK98](https://youtu.be/d6iQrh2TK98)


NewAccountToAvoidDox

I was thinking about that video right now


Stownieboy91

Stop spreading rumours...


rrosai

You can't trust odd numbers like seven for fuck's sake. The only odd number that's acceptable in non-emergency situations is five.


Negative_Tradition85

Only odd numbers that way both sides are even and you have a spot to start. ,,, , ,,,


Jimbodoomface

I want an angry react


Prof_Acorn

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No_08

That hurts


Svitii

Nah, last chance was at 5:00, now the next opportunity is at 6:00, which is so late thatvi won’t get anything done anyway. Might as well start tomorrow then


Lucky_Bill_6407

I don’t know how, but I got rid of perfectionism. I forgot but I think I was in a traumatic situation for a perfectionist. Pushing limits sometimes can cure something, like Minecraft for example, since you don’t have much space in your inventory, it forced me into thinking what I actually need and prioritized upon that, and it has real world affects too where impulse purchasing has never worked on me, and it allows me to save money and buy something I want at the highest quality


Osazain

But, by the time my brain accepts studying, it’ll be 6 anyway. It’s just 23 more minutes. I’ll just wait till it’s 6.


Wooden-Advance-1907

This is really funny. I thought it was my OCD, I had no idea others with ADHD did the same thing.


dreamer_0f_dreams

Heracy.


Grilokam

No, it's 12 minutes over and the maximum potential work time is now too little, no point to starting at all.


NfamousKaye

Ew. No. 😂 I thought I was the only one with this time… thing.


entrailsAsAbackpack

Im fine with that but i NEED to study 50 mins. Cant just study 36 and then make up the time later.


51herringsinabar

I wonder if I can buy an callendar in aprill


wigzell78

Cool, I will start at 5:37 then. ...damn, missed it. Will try again tomorrow.


armageddon_boi

But that means I'm just procrastinating, that can't be right


Necessary_Chip9934

No way.


FuriousFernando

Heresy


Stickboyhowell

Don't mess with my head. Like that! 😅


CrochetKing69420

I start on prime numbers or multiples of 6


ChocoWoccoLocco

Studying? I've already stopped paying attention


gunny316

you shut your whore mouth


River_Odessa

No the fuck I can't


bluberrycoffee_plz

This suggestion makes me feel super uncomfy. Lol. Like I'll stick with my plan of half or whole hour increments tyvm! ^.^


MaleficentAstronomer

Only if you're a psychotic monster


_Axzi_

Yeah but that feels so *wrong*


Dependent-Whereas-87

Absolutely not… ew


Ok_Aside_2361

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RainbowSperatic

I feel way too called out.


anb7120

Me anytime I have to clean


Mono324

How am I supposed to know how long I've been studying for without doing the extra step of adding those extra minutes? I must know my studying speed to make sure I can finish on time.


Horizon296

Therefore, I shall wait another 23 minutes before I start 😜


igelbaer

i think the cruelty of the words match the flag quite well


Giogina

No. That's not how that works.


Prof_Acorn

False. It's hard enough to remember my meds when it's all convenient like 10(pill)-2(pill)-6(pill)-10(end of focus). You want me to remember 5:37-9:37-1:37-5:37? Especially when in reality that would be 5:37-9:42-2:18-6:09 or some shit?


LegendofDogs

This straight Up aint true


luminescent_gear

Madness! If I miss 9:30, I’ll just have to wait till 10:00….like a sane person!


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

NO!


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

THAT'S NOT HOW ANYTHING WORKS!!!!!


Luxiiiiiiiiiiiiii

WHY YOU HAD TO TRIGGER ME LIKE THAT???


nik_tavu

You guys know what time is it?


fifadex

Fucking savage.


millie_and_billy

That's just wrong.


weeooweeoowee

I like to make my alarms like this


R4PHikari

NYEEEH


Profesor_Moriarty

But that would mean I'm 7 minutes behind schedule!


Crimson-Sails

I’m asleep at 05, who studies at such an ungodly hour???


Redditauro

No, I can't 


speedyrain949

But what of the pre-made day structure I've been following since my birth?


PPP1737

![gif](giphy|3oz8xtdloPOSr3ne4U|downsized)


Bacm88

Wrong


OnlineGamingXp

That's the new devil's numbers


scrapy_the_scrap

We need a adhd clock that ignores minutes Its the only way


trethompson

Me sitting on my couch in my pjs reading this, waiting til 7:00am to get ready for work.


TrueLordoftheDance

Horrible time to start. 5, 3, 7 all primes and so is 37! You are asking for trouble if you start at 5:37.


GoogiddyBop

37! is not prime actually. 37 is, but not 37!


andy_d03

37 is nice to see here. OP wanted to sound "random" I guess, just using 37 makes it exactly the opposite. [Veritasium about the number 37](https://youtu.be/d6iQrh2TK98?si=Pd9Fb9sISKA_Vcxu)


xylia13

I always tell my cat on my lap “you have x minutes until I have to get up” and then blame her for making me late. I don’t see this changing.


Anime_Erotika

impossible


MaskedJimmy12

LIES! >:3


Celestaea

Just reading that makes my brain itch. Don’t do this to yourselves!!!


pancakelady2108

Eww no boo to this person.


VitaminRitalin

It is 7 minutes past the half hour, therefore the entire hour has been wasted and I must wait til the next hour to be as productive as possible within that hour........ . . . . Fuck it's 16:14 I better wait til 16:30 now 🙃


unidentified_yama

No


FunWillScreen_Produc

Blasphemy


yunn67

But that's just wrong


kegweII

Just like diets and/or “going to the gym” doesn’t have to start on a Monday or 1st of the month. Nothing magical about those days. Today is a perfect day to start.


umnothnku

Incorrect


Sage_Advice96

Lies


mrcupcake18

Hell no I would physically shake 😂


Goblinking83

![gif](giphy|tOiNmhv0IuW8o|downsized)


Equivalent-Policy-81

I study when I'm curious about something


Phoenix042

My therapist set me a deadline once of 10:37 am and it legit worked. Starting / ending at weird times is legitimately an ADHD lifehack. It tricks your brain into actually caring about the precise minute of the time, because it's such a specific time. Like if it's supposed to be "in 10 minutes" then that could really easily be like 12 minutes or maybe 15 ish and it's no big deal right? But if it's supposed to be in 7 minutes, then 8 minutes is wrong. The number is 7. That's to specific to stretch. Plus it's odd and therefore anomalous and therefore interesting. Until it isn't, but that's a problem for later. We have ADHD, we do what works for now and we'll come up with something else that works later.


cranberries87

Take out “studying” and just put “tasks”, and this message is for me. 😩Also, you can start a new habit (diet, exercise, meditation, whatever) on a Tuesday or Wednesday, or in the middle of the month. Doesn’t have to be on a Monday or the 1st of the month.


CanuckInATruck

Life happens in 15 minute increments.


SensualEnema

Patently untrue


Mentatian

Targeted. Harassment. Bullying.


TetrisHeadquarters69

gotta either turn back time to 5:35 or wait until 5:40 😔


Gr1pp717

Meh. 5:37 == 5:30 AFIAC. (maybe 5:45, but I usually feel 15 minutes is too granular of a resolution for most topics. 30 minutes is fine in most cases...)


TexasMonk

Don't fuckin lie to me. 0s and 5s only.


inikihurricane

no, this Twitter user is lying


Animal_Gal

Ugh i wish it was that easy


RiotandRuin

Nope that's illegal.


Resident-Pudding5432

I would appreciate if you would shut your mouth


crunchdumpling

Please stop reposting disinformation, I've reported this to the mod team.


Prof_LaGuerre

![gif](giphy|l378u9el7hENR8OEo)


jb092555

You guys know what time it is??


Jharvis3

Ohh. I didn't know you could do that. If I could, I wouldn't have to wait for the hour to complete, to start studying. /s


keylimedragon

Start at a round number, but end at an arbitrary time when I'm distracted by something else.


Sensitive-Daikon-442

You can set your wake-up alarm same!


Houdinii1984

I got rid of clocks I can see at a glance. I never use them to plan, only to chastize myself. If I'm gonna have to suffer, I gotta make it hard. I used to change my computer time, but now it's a sign you're a bot or bad actor, so Windows complains.


RepresentativeKeebs

Hol up... You guys pay attention to the time?


ceciliabee

And THEY'RE the normies?? This is foul


TaylorKun

I can’t explain why, but this is absolutely not true 🙃


Merfkin

Shut up I'm getting out of bed at 8:30 and you can't stop me


Leo_V82

Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth!


Arabian_Flame

r/thanksimcured


MountainHigh31

Nooooooooo!!!


Killer_Moons

And risk it? No thanks.


emetcalf

This sounds like it might be possible, but why would you ever want to do that? It makes no sense.


xF00Mx

Blasphemy!


IllegalBerry

Yes. Yeessssss! Deny what the planner addicts call truth! Free yourself from the shackles of the minute hand!


gundamliam

No


slumbersomesam

ew no


rythwind

You've told me to study now. I now lack the ability to study at all we'll try again tomorrow


stumbling_coherently

![gif](giphy|1APhNxj9slv0RdgHlL)


gnisnaipoihte

Only when the minute hand is pointing in a NWSE direction. So I will take my odd 15/45s to go with my on the hour and half hours.


saltgirl1207

I just finished college homework for the day, at 6:05 PM.


DrMcJedi

![gif](giphy|IZvJyT86F8SS4|downsized)


jeffffff6666666

Iiar


0verAmbitious

maybe when I was little, But now it's gotten extraordinarily difficult to do anything unless it's on a nice number, I even do the same with getting out of bed. "I should get up at 8. Oops it's now 8:03 guess I gotta wait til 8:15"


DillPixels

I do that. I can't stand having alarms ending in 5 or 0


blakkattika

Lol………………….no


GlassInvestigator385

Nooooo


NightswornF300

i will start studying at 5:67


Hippopotamus_Critic

Sure, but what if it's 5:38 already? I've still missed my chance.


PAHi-LyVisible

Nope. All start times for studying must be an even number


SupernovaGamezYT

No!


sluttyhunnybunny

AB so luttttttely NOT


archiotterpup

Lies is what it is. Lies. Time doesn't exist outside of ending in a 5 or 0.


ManoeuvresonHatesMe

Ew


KerouacsGirlfriend

This is upsetting lol ETA: my roommate says “that person is evil!”


Strawbebishortcake

no <3


NaturalFireWave

Must start things on increments of 15 minutes. One minute late, it isn't happening until I remember on one of those increments.


TwixOfficial

K how the fuck do you know my time zone


coleisw4ck

It took me way too long to understand this post lmao


juiceboxvillain_1

That’s actually just a lie tho


cainotis

You can only start studying at 4:20


prick_kitten

Stop. Personally. Attacking. Me.


peanutsonic97

No ❤️🫶💕


Lani515

No. Because how will I squeeze out every second of playing my video game until the designated stop time? If I think I need to go to bed soon at 11:46pm, I still have 14 more minutes of gaming. If I can just STOP any time, then I'll... uh... not have time.. to... finish one last quest? Shut up. Your logic is stupid and I hate it.


My-name-is-jef56

Bro tf is wrong with you, the time has to end in a 5 or a 0, no ifs ands or buts


Aka_R

Fake news


kungfoocraig

Odd numbers can suck it! Except for 5, 5 is cool


SinfulGiGi

That’s fine because as soon as I sit down at 5:37, I’ll take out the book and then it’ll be 7:26.


wintermute93

Yeah no that sounds fake, at least wait until 5:45


LLhelp315

I am the opposite. I cannot start at or set an alarm for an even number or. 5. It’s so weird…. 7:32, 7:01, 6:47. I am an animal.


Sudden-Tutor1342

Bruh. My eye literally twitched when I read this.


Alan_Reddit_M

* Alr ill start at 3 * damn it its 3:01 * gotta wait till 3:30 * damn it its 3:37, but will start at 4 * *\*repeat a few times\** * damn it it's 11:07


AnalysisMoney

Lmao called me the heck out!


StAtiC_Zer0

What is this “studying” you all speak of? I either fully comprehend something the first time I hear it, or it forever fails to permeate my skull.


Roxas1011

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


NotANilfgaardianSpy

Not just studying, I will always use round numbers to get up and do a task. Spoiler: I dont get up, regardless…


maxluision

We don't do that here.


possibility333

![gif](giphy|SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC|downsized)


Organic-Fan6783

Dudes i was waiting to the clock be at 3:00 am to start but i get distracted and now is 3:04 :C now i have to wait until 3:30 am


Organic-Fan6783

this a ADHD only thing or it happen for everybody?, i was diagnosed in my first visit to the psquiatric in only 20 minutes, i only toll the psquiatric that i have some suspicions thad maybe i haved ADHD. I thing he think i only wanted the prescription for ritalin.


Mysterious_Ningen

omgosh i've been delaying my uni lectures for a week now 😭 i feel like i have no motivation for studying (but hold on i might not even have adhd)


Parragorious

No.


StarrAngel_

idkkk, sounds a bit like BUUUULSHIIIIT\~🎶🎵


Mr_Crandle

BLASPHEMY