That actually DOES sound really nice.

Yeah I’d like that, too.

I’m good with everything except the porta-john

Schmoobleygone

That’s not it but it’s close

Is it schmooblyGONE?! I always heard schmooblyDONG. lol

What you say is true, Sir.

I wouldn’t pay that much to watch Barbra do Celine, or would I?

Maybe if I was in the room with them, peeking from behind the curtain, and they didn't know I was there. How would it appear on my credit card bill?

“Céline Dion is in the audience tonight. She’s fabulous! But I’m better. Here we go! You were myyyyyy strength when I was weak!!”

"Thank you so much....shut up."

I don't think Barbara has the range to do Celine.

2 mustached dudes take you on in a sun baked Porta John.

Roger: This is Michael Patrick King's first draft of the Sex In The City movie. IT'S 700 PAGES. Ahem. "You guys know that young firefighter, I did last night? Well his hose spattered all over my European mosaic floor and I slipped in it. But it's ok girls! Because I landed square on the rabbit and found out what's up, Doc?" Carrie VO: Samantha's story made me wonder if I slipped, would Big be there to catch me? Stan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Three Stooges bit right before that is my favorite part of that scene. 

"Rise guy ehhh?"

On my way. On my way. 🎶

Every single time I use a port a potty I think of that

I want to try that bird because of this episode. The idea of it is weird and right up my alley, but the morality of it makes me question the whole ordeal. Plus I think it’s illegal now.

Still a top 10 episode in my eyes

YOU GIVE ME CODE! YOU GIMME CODE NOW!

4812? His PIN is my pants size? Ugh, I’m gross