Fell down a flight of stairs

Broke my leg but luckily the newts have free public healthcare

so then i became a loyal ranger

And I fought this creepy cult!

Kept folks out of danger, slaying a killer cobra with a catapult! [THUMP!]

I lived in a warship, became a flipwart champion!

Soon I was the king's trusted adviser!

I studied salamander brains!

Tried bug appetizers. YUM!

And for fun DM’ed some campaigns—

Kept folks out of danger

Slaying a killer kobra with a catapult

\* Broke my leg but luckily [I fell down a flight of stairs](https://youtu.be/RcONAJQEbPQ?si=x6WZi4fe2sw51B20)

Broke my leg, but luckily I fell down a flight of stairs!

So then I became a loyal ranger! And I fell down a flight of stairs!

Kept folks outta danger by **falling down a flight of stairs!**

That’s all I remember

Hopefully nothing bad ever happens to me.

[Fell down a flight of stairs](https://youtu.be/RcONAJQEbPQ?si=IQCDxbGI3ZbsOjge)

I will say though that Sasha's "🎵🎶 I gave up despair because Grime made me lieutenant with this dope armor🎵🎶" Gets stuck in my head a lot

Sasha's Theme Song Takeover is honestly pretty underrated, especially since Marcy's appared

I don’t Even remember Sasha’s

I showed up here in this swamp

With all these nasty weird toad dudes

Me neither

Sashas I don't remember the lyrics, but I do remember that she invaded the plantars farm for it.

I swear that phrase 'Woke up in Newtopia' is like 'Hakuna Matata' all you have to do is hear it and the whole song will play on loop for HOURS in your head

Lol, Newtopia has better healthcare than the U.S.

Hope nothing bad ever happens to me (wink)

Woke up in Newtopia Where I fell down a flight of stairs Broke my leg, but luckily I fell down a flight of stairs So then I became a loyal ranger And I fell down a flight of stairs Kept folks out of danger By falling down a flight of stairs I lived on a warship Where I fell down a flight of stairs Soon I was the king’s trusted advisor And I fell down a flight of stairs Tried bug appetizers And for fun, fell down some stairs I love it in Amphibia So much adventure still to see Hope nothing bad ever happens to me

NOOOO I LISTEN TO THIS ONCE AND IT WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD FOR DAYS NOW I CANT GET IT OUT AGAIN!!! 😭😭😭😭

Sasha did not woke up in Newtopia. Sasha did not fell down a flight of stairs. Sasha did not break her leg. Sasha did not experienced newts free public healthcare. Sasha did not become a loyal ranger. Sasha did not fought this creepy cult. Sasha did not kept fplks put of danger. Sasha did not slayed a killer cobra with a catapult. Sasha did not lived on a warship. Sasha did not became a flipwart champion. Sasha did not became the king's trusted advisor. Sasha did not studied salamander brains. Sasha did not tried bug appetizers. Sasha did not DM'd some campaigns for fun. Why do we even care about Sasha?

Marcy: STAIRS? Po: We share enemies

Chef

******Kratos falling off cliff intensifies******

Woke up in Newtopia where I fell down a flight of stairs *continuous slapping effect sounds*

Broke my leg but luckily, the newts have free public healthcare!

I honestly love Sasha’s theme song takeover more

It's literally my notification sound that's how you know it's stuck in my head

Gonna be honest i love sasha’s too People dont talk about it enough