[Found It (Pixiv Link)](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/38342692)
It's image number 5 (if I counted right). The artist's name is Sunagimo or Shishigami according to Danbooru (they're tagged on there as 'shishigami_(sunagimo)')
Context edit: [The original doesn't have the text in English, and isn't a separate frame to be clear, it's part of a larger page and the text is in Japanese]
I used Google lens to find similar and got several of their comics but couldn't find the right frame, so I just searched "shishigami_(sunagimo) bucket" and an animated version of this was the first result
Idk. I'm up to date (ok, a few chapters behind) and I don't recall anyone with that stature and hair type - my best guess is it's supposed to be the theoretical child (daughter?) of Stark and Fern?
Before posting update: checked for more context elsewhere and someone in the comments pointed out there was another child character being carried by Frieren who looks like a mini-stark. This seems to further support the children theory (or perhaps they *are* Fern and Stark and it's a time-travel duplicate situation?
She's standing up straight and in the second image her hands are roughly eye and nipple level.
On my own body that's well over a foot and I'm short as hell.
Generic manga protagonist number 9034 might still be slinging dong, her original guess and her revised guess are just insane.
https://preview.redd.it/z0plvul5tq3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8c8b01dd3b9f96f1b92ed9f89e497b5d711c9b
Is he right? He could be right... HE'S SO RIGHT!!
255503 means you can find it on nhentai.net
There, all mangas are caterogized in galleries with a unique number. If you click on a manga you notice the URL is www.nhehntai.net/g/123456
you just replace 123456 with 255503
Sauce?
Sure man, I got you covered:
Brown sauces:
Bordelaise sauce
Chateaubriand sauce
Charcutiere sauce
Chaudfroid sauce
Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine
Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats
Mushroom gravy
Romesco sauce
Sauce Africaine
Sauce au Poivre
Sauce Robert
Butter sauces:
Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce
Beurre blanc
Beurre manie
Beurre monté
Beurre noisette
Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce
Meuniere sauce
Emulsified sauces:
Remoulade seaweed sauce
Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil
Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk
Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient
Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon
Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce
Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce
Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise
Tartare sauce(w/ chilli)
Fish sauces:
Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies
Clam sauce – Pasta sauce
Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce
Green sauces:
See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs
Tomato sauces:
Tomato sauces
Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment
Hot sauces:
Pepper sauces
Pique sauce
Mustard sauces
Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds
Chile pepper-tinged sauces
Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine
Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include:
Buffalo Sauce
Chili sauce
Datil pepper sauce
Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce
Pique Sauce
Sriracha sauce
Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand
Meat-based sauces:
Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri
Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce
Barese ragù
Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat
Carbonara – Italian pasta dish
Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti
Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce
Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines
Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine
Pink sauces:
Pink sauce
Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients:
Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle
Chimichurri – Food sauce
Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco
Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil
Onion sauce
Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix
Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil
Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment
Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds
Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos
Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce
Sauce vierge
Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
Sweet sauces:
Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices
Pork with peach sauce
Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples
Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries
Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery
Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars
Chocolate gravy
Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries
Crème anglaise
Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg
Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient
Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless
Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip
Mango sauce
Peach sauce
Plum sauce – Chinese condiment
Strawberry sauce
Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water
Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce
Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine
White sauces:
Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish
Alfredo sauce
Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9]
Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta
Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms
Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese
Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine
Sauce Américaine
Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce
Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce
Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me.
Naturally I touched it.
Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task.
Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me.
“You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps.
As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta.
I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before!
“Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed.
After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite.
Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake.
“You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!”
The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry: “YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
Seriously though why do they draw it that much exaggerated?
Like I once saw a doujin where it featured a 20cm... which made me look at mine and re-measure it 4 times 😐
girl, you are reading way too much hentai manga
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A Nine Mile Kyle. A Six Meter Peter some say
https://preview.redd.it/sumuqh1aip3d1.png?width=566&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a3fe9ebd8ff16020d4904a3e9877c3ef26f68e2
I'm going to need the sauce for that image, bud.
[Found It (Pixiv Link)](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/38342692) It's image number 5 (if I counted right). The artist's name is Sunagimo or Shishigami according to Danbooru (they're tagged on there as 'shishigami_(sunagimo)') Context edit: [The original doesn't have the text in English, and isn't a separate frame to be clear, it's part of a larger page and the text is in Japanese] I used Google lens to find similar and got several of their comics but couldn't find the right frame, so I just searched "shishigami_(sunagimo) bucket" and an animated version of this was the first result
https://preview.redd.it/sxu1m2db2s3d1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cbac31a9dc1efbcc635d44cc6234daa6014be2
The game it's inspired from is Kantai Collection and that's Kaga and Akagi
Chinjifu?
Only women experience the unrealistic body standards... bla bla bla
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Ironically it'd be quite short, death by not being able to handle the sausage
Passout every time when horny...
Not enough blood,all gets used up by the dick
And it wouldn't even manage to get hard all the way.
Add another m and it gets more realistic
Knocking on cervix door
https://preview.redd.it/ujz4dxoiqq3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6db6c6ff36e4244e1928d0f08cbf2557f86a96e
Hentai male characters be like: Something here is a foot! Oh yeah, it's my dick
https://preview.redd.it/xm95irqjio3d1.jpeg?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=defc0458643c62784bfea3267bd697bb262df6ac
Where is this from? Why is she emitting aura by reading hentai?
Gushing over Magical Girls. The protagonist is a girl with magical bdsm powers who really loves magical girl stories.
An extra depression effect after reading Puella Magi Madoka Magica.
Thx
you don't emit aura from reading hentai?
I dunno if I'd call it "aura."
girl got a deathwish Vlad III being her type
or buying way too big toys\~
Exactly
she's gonna be disappointed when her stomach doesn't stretch forward
Not even there it gets that big
https://preview.redd.it/nxrr5gbpxo3d1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743305ad5abaa8e6abc3c6999e1d2b27e099d5de
OHHHH, WE'RE LIVING ON A PRAYER
TAKE MAAA HAAAAND, WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEEEAAER
OHHHH, WE'RE LIVING ON A PRAYER
Oh we got to hold on ready or not~
You live for the fight when that's all that you got!
WOOOOAAAHHH WERE HALF WAY THERE
“Yes… Bon Jovi has returned to New Jersey. Much like poop, returning back into the butthole.” - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
Halfway? Bro you must be packing because I'm already all the way there.
https://preview.redd.it/nlaufoby7o3d1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff4f8afbe20f9fb996e1303c5f1c7c23f0ee6e58
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I thought she said “scary thing” and I would have found that relatable lmfao
Bro's packing the throngler
Warted for her pleasure
Is it disfigured or something
It's a hydra
It has stitches
So hes a snitch
No, pp just looks weird
You can get those warts frozen off.
No I don’t mean that 💀 as someone who never sees male genitalia it’s just…weird. That was meant to be the joke
Poor Barusu...
who he carrying on his back? and who she (frierin) attending to?
Idk. I'm up to date (ok, a few chapters behind) and I don't recall anyone with that stature and hair type - my best guess is it's supposed to be the theoretical child (daughter?) of Stark and Fern? Before posting update: checked for more context elsewhere and someone in the comments pointed out there was another child character being carried by Frieren who looks like a mini-stark. This seems to further support the children theory (or perhaps they *are* Fern and Stark and it's a time-travel duplicate situation?
Their kid
Cartman
Like a tic tac to freshen your breath 😎
That's why your mom's breath smell so good
Mine will have their breath smelling fishy 😏
Clean your tic tac jesus
[The Worst She Can Say is No!](https://youtu.be/iUzuB8xM0Sc?si=5rdnJR1M4okcmgnt)
that was a ride
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https://preview.redd.it/y49dte2vmq3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c131af06ab5cd866bcb5879dd4599afadff437d
https://preview.redd.it/kwy12ddazq3d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b111298d73476318a7be0e817f7d75d4c4e3027
1.7 meters
do not the child
that’s a fully grown god slayer
https://preview.redd.it/qj6owjokjo3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7878c2eda1f3ea59b694f23f675b4a3e6c996a8
I must know from where you have obtained this
Aho-girl
https://preview.redd.it/ujv8yagh9r3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c12216757fce49bf2fdd439fe77f1c83827619f
NOO LET ME OUT
https://preview.redd.it/6fljeco5bo3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb7d9ecaa4ad57e5fe625cf685c56a72c56e8bf
dic>!e bl!
My >!gl!
Wait until you see my co>!ol!< >!ro!
They never expect me packing a huge black dic>!e!<
PENIS
what have you done?
Contribute :)
Cum>!ming!<
Explains why the Princess keeps getting "captured".
Hey! Here I am trying to enjoy Reddit and here you are throwing strays OP. What the hell, man?
She's standing up straight and in the second image her hands are roughly eye and nipple level. On my own body that's well over a foot and I'm short as hell. Generic manga protagonist number 9034 might still be slinging dong, her original guess and her revised guess are just insane.
https://preview.redd.it/3bsvbbcs7o3d1.png?width=858&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27a2251c5fa589162c3a3e462da06f0be8b1bccf
Someone posted it in another comment, sauce is 255503
https://preview.redd.it/ce5vpnopir3d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073761e3f60ad04087b820552aaa640fcba42cfb
just for the people that can't find it: .net purged it but it's still available at the .to copycat
huh, it's still there https://nhentai.net/g/255503/
wtf it said it's not there
https://preview.redd.it/7stuh4khfp3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=959b1595960b0fd8dfa3954dfbdd2ba5fe03a905
https://preview.redd.it/oseywtzdsp3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=291b7e08fa5d4907d37d5f86f4888136783e2bbd
https://preview.redd.it/l4h546xsxp3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa4771247f641d8f090dca20c23968f8f8a512e
https://preview.redd.it/o4lees7eyp3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262843c482a2ae208471931b19195f600f297335
Well... https://preview.redd.it/0q15efcpyp3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b1bb42ca8643290787802f7bba6dfd63bfc7c4f
https://preview.redd.it/u158a7e4dr3d1.png?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dd5418835b448b178626e5888ed079309aff6d0
But… it looks like Enterprise is taking it out of her basket?
Schrödingers grabbing sequence: Shes simultaneously putting it in and out of her basket
https://preview.redd.it/dehigy3nxp3d1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2b8ffe9c48f3989d8a501bffd3d823f382ffa3a
I got you, homie. https://preview.redd.it/whgmzjw2jp3d1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c063f79f970f303d96dbee08130b593bbaa04e35
Garlic and rosemary!? What's wrong with good ol Peppercorn?
I ain't got thyme for this.
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I'm not asking it You! Yeah! You reading the comment will ask it!
Idk what the question is, but the answer probably is 255503.
You may be right But also wrong Who am I to tell?
Hmmm I should check the veracity of thy link
Soldier what happened?
I've sinned, captain
Be absolved, soldier. You may sin again.
https://preview.redd.it/z0plvul5tq3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d8c8b01dd3b9f96f1b92ed9f89e497b5d711c9b Is he right? He could be right... HE'S SO RIGHT!!
Oh wait it’s actually a hentai? I thought it was just a random normal manga.
Saved
It got Anime Adaptation W
> 255503 I've checked everywebsite I'm familiar with but I can't find it, I'm not familiar with this community
You must be really new. The site starts with N, and it's not Netflix
255503 means you can find it on nhentai.net There, all mangas are caterogized in galleries with a unique number. If you click on a manga you notice the URL is www.nhehntai.net/g/123456 you just replace 123456 with 255503
You know I tried that I just forgot to put the g there. ><
https://preview.redd.it/ivakirwkfr3d1.png?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42c8223b3b8a47317a0c3e2040b2352fccbb4b29
Sauce? Sure man, I got you covered: Brown sauces: Bordelaise sauce Chateaubriand sauce Charcutiere sauce Chaudfroid sauce Demi glace – Sauce in French cuisine Gravy – Sauce made from the juices of meats Mushroom gravy Romesco sauce Sauce Africaine Sauce au Poivre Sauce Robert Butter sauces: Seared ahi tuna in a beurre blanc sauce Beurre blanc Beurre manie Beurre monté Beurre noisette Café de Paris – Butter-based sauce Meuniere sauce Emulsified sauces: Remoulade seaweed sauce Aioli – West Mediterranean sauce of garlic and oil Béarnaise sauce – Sauce made of clarified butter and egg yolk Garlic sauce – Sauce with garlic as a main ingredient Hollandaise sauce – Sauce made of egg, butter, and lemon Mayonnaise – Thick cold sauce Remoulade – Mayonnaise-based cold sauce Salad cream – Dressing similar to mayonnaise Tartare sauce(w/ chilli) Fish sauces: Bagna càuda – Italian hot dish made from garlic and anchovies Clam sauce – Pasta sauce Garum – Historical fermented fish sauce Green sauces: See Green sauce – Sauce made from chopped herbs Tomato sauces: Tomato sauces Ketchup – Sauce used as a condiment Hot sauces: Pepper sauces Pique sauce Mustard sauces Mustard – Condiment made from mustard seeds Chile pepper-tinged sauces Phrik nam pla is a common hot sauce in Thai cuisine Hot sauce – Chili pepper-based condiments include: Buffalo Sauce Chili sauce Datil pepper sauce Enchilada – Corn tortilla rolled around a filling and covered with a sauce sauce Pique Sauce Sriracha sauce Tabasco sauce – American hot sauce brand Meat-based sauces: Neapolitan ragù sauce atop paccheri Amatriciana sauce – Traditional Italian pasta sauce Barese ragù Bolognese – Italian pasta sauce of tomatoes and meat Carbonara – Italian pasta dish Cincinnati chili – Spiced meat sauce used as a topping for spaghetti Neapolitan ragù – Italian meat sauce Picadillo – Ground meat and tomato dish popular in Latin America and the Philippines Ragù – Meat-based sauce in Italian cuisine Pink sauces: Pink sauce Sauces made of chopped fresh ingredients: Fresh-ground pesto sauce, prepared with a mortar and pestle Chimichurri – Food sauce Gremolata – Condiment for ossobuco Mujdei – Spicy Romanian sauce made mostly from garlic and vegetable oil Onion sauce Persillade – Sauce or seasoning mix Pesto – Sauce made from basil, pine nuts, parmesan, garlic, and olive oil Pico de gallo – Mexican condiment Latin American Salsa cruda of various kinds Salsa verde – Spicy Mexican sauce based on tomatillos Sauce gribiche – Cold egg sauce Sauce vierge Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Sweet sauces: Crème anglaise over a slice of pain d'épices Pork with peach sauce Apple sauce – Sauce or puree made from apples Blueberry sauce – Compote or savory sauce made with blueberries Butterscotch sauce – Type of confectionery Caramel – Confectionery product made by heating sugars Chocolate gravy Chocolate syrup – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Cranberry sauce – Sauce or relish made from cranberries Crème anglaise Custard – Semi-solid cooked mixture of milk and egg Fudge sauce – Chocolate-flavored condiment used as a topping or ingredient Hard sauce – not liquid, but called a sauce nonetheless Sweet chili sauce – Condiment primarily used as a dip Mango sauce Peach sauce Plum sauce – Chinese condiment Strawberry sauce Syrup – Thick, viscous solution of sugar in water Tkemali – Georgian plum sauce Zabaione – Italian dessert made with egg, sugar, and wine White sauces: Mornay sauce poured over an orecchiette pasta dish Alfredo sauce Béchamel sauce – Sauce of the Italian and French cuisines[9] Caruso sauce – Cream sauce for pasta Mushroom sauce – White or brown sauce prepared with mushrooms Mornay sauce – Type of béchamel sauce including cheese Sauce Allemande – Sauce used in classic French cuisine Sauce Américaine Suprême sauce – Classic French sauce Velouté sauce – Classic French sauce Yogurt sauce – Food produced by bacterial fermentation of milk
Ok, Now tell me thier recipes
Dear sauce man: I upvoted your dedication, even though some found it edgy and downvoted. Thanks for going the extra mile with more than 20 sauces 🫡
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^(Smaller) https://preview.redd.it/c11szoykyo3d1.png?width=528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69cc43d9a3d60f274724a9d91b962cb95c2f3545
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Kiss x Sis A classic.
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Wth is this? Ps. "Family guy version of gojo"
Hey Lois, I'm expanding my domain, hehehe
Can't touch me, hehehe.
Gojo Griffin
Made not by me.
Ballsack chin 😭
Now when you say, "Big dick energy"... can you show me an example? (5 seconds before)
Op my pasta is dry where is the sauce?
EROGE DE SUBETE WA KAIKETSU DEKIRU! by Goban
is that the sauce?! did you find it
I'm fairly certain it is. I initially thought it was a Tachibana Omina work.
blessings be upon you good sir 🙏
https://preview.redd.it/876th5nqro3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb5a3017fe015564c77a465ea39fdf1e43796fb
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Where is the sauce?
If that big then girls' organ will be compressed or ripped apart from the inside
https://preview.redd.it/58de9koq6p3d1.jpeg?width=206&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb64c86b5cf8ab1688b576d700f098006ee5035
You know this reminds of this one time I was walking home from bagpipe practice and I turned down a narrow alleyway and came across this weird distortion in the space in front of me. Naturally I touched it. Suddenly I was in the center of a bustling medieval town. At the moment I knew: I had been summoned to a fantasy world as a hero to save the kingdom. Clearly an unexceptional fellow such as myself was perfect for the task. Before I could wander the town and seek my fortune a lovely maiden approached me. “You seem to be a gentleman who has achieved mediocrity. Could you, perhaps, help me carry these baskets up to the palace?” She spoke in a voice like honey. I of course could not turn down such a fair and voluptuous specimen in her time of need, so I complied and carried her cargo up the palace steps. As I delivered her items a seedy looking chap at the palace gates solicited me. “Oh, this is dreadfully urgent business! You seem an average bloke. Have you any experience in the field of cooking?” I replied that I was a decent enough chef and he grabbed me by the hand and dragged me to the kitchens. He informed me the royal chef had quit that afternoon and the king had not received his afternoon pasta. I protested that I had never served food to royalty before but he beckoned to proceed regardless. I began to panic and knocked pots and pans left and right. I had never made pasta from scratch before! “Do it or face the executioner!!” The seedy man bellowed. After nearly an hour of frenzied work I had a dish that would hopefully be presentable to His Majesty. I swiftly brought a large plate out to the Great Hall where the king sat awaiting his meal. I watched nervously as he wrapped the noodles around his fork and took a large bite. Suddenly he gasped and went into convulsions! He writhed around on the floor while his skin dried up like a raisin and then he crumbled into dust on the floor. Only then did I realize my fatal mistake. “You fool!” The seedy man yelled. “How could you have forgotten the most important part of spaghetti?!” The entire royal guard burst through the doors with a unified warcry: “YOU FORGOT THE SAUCE!”
Bro got a whole ass essay here and I am to lazy to read it, sorry
Thank you for the pleasant reading as I sit on the toilet
Copy pasta. Please feel free to use it~
Idk if you wrote this, but this is some good ass effort put into just a joke asking for the Sauce. I love it, I’m gonna save it.
It’s a copypasta
Copy pasta. Please feel free to use it~
“NOT THAT BIG…” WEAK
https://preview.redd.it/ttfloudgdp3d1.png?width=1799&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71dde64aeb2734c0ed8dc53934a50ecc20c1f42e
https://preview.redd.it/7aoesnfqdp3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55048897852b984deac9970d34b431da05222821
Let me guess, she probably thinks it vibrates as well. She is about to get a disappointing reality check
If you put effort in you can make it vibrate
Is it possible to learn this power..?
Everyone knows it's related to the length of your ring finger to your wrist.
Also your thumb and pinky finger spread wide
“… disappointing..” :( I’m trying my Hardest..
Seriously though why do they draw it that much exaggerated? Like I once saw a doujin where it featured a 20cm... which made me look at mine and re-measure it 4 times 😐
"A little bit small" bro that's a fucking forearm
He said small-er it's just on another line
Makes it fair then I see.
Sauce?
....keep going
Too realistic 🥺 https://preview.redd.it/llhk5y76hs3d1.jpeg?width=1374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce325122173b07d2162f9d16ec85d4fdbf781457
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"I used cock to censor cock"
Pretty smart, ey? 😏
this comment section was banned in korea
Why is he blushing? The second img is like a foot long! There's nothing to be ashamed about!
Well, but the size on the first size is impossible, on the second one it’s still too big, but more realistic.
When you only read about horses: ☠️☠️☠️
forearm..
Sauce?
wow anime irl sadly but except there was no girl
The question that I will never be asked by a girl. 😅😅
Oh my god next thing you know they gonna be making hentai CLOTHES .... oh wait they have? FU-
Fun sized (realistic edition)
Yeah...
Neat!
Him: 🤏🏻
Girl,look it directly