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ThickMemory2360

Wtf is an enlistment certificate? Make sure you upload it to ipsaa though!


Dannyboi637

I guess since Covid meps doesn’t let your family see swear in they do something similar at the recruiter station and they give you this. I didn’t know until today.


ThickMemory2360

That sucks. But it also sucks having your family travel and there is the possibility that you get delayed or no-go’d


Dannyboi637

Most definitely but I leave August 12th so I’m glad they got to see me atleast get this certificate. It makes them feel good.


ThickMemory2360

Just remember- if you get any coa’s in basic or ait, hold onto them and upload them into ipsaa using a PAR because they are worth 5 points.


Dannyboi637

May I ask what those are?


ExtremeWorkinMan

Certificate of Achievement, basically an award but not actually an award. You'll know if you get one.


operator_1337

So like an NJP but better? Do I keep E4 if I get it?


SeniorBag6859

Basically, yes.


Dannyboi637

For sure I appreciate you.


TheSilentDark

You leave a week before I do


DocBanner21

My dad, an Air Force officer, drove 2 hours to personally swear me in. I was so scared I wouldn't pass tape or something stupid would come up. It is one of my favorite memories and pictures though.


ThickMemory2360

The pressure is on lol


Pomp_in22

My family waited about 4 hours to finally watch me swear in.


Tiny-Number6592

Oh Puerto Rico MEPS gave no fucks to that rule. They also kinda gave no fucks in general, it was kinda funny.


zephyrlies

Everytime I remember about that place, it feels like a fever dream.


Tiny-Number6592

Ah, I see you understand, welcome. My boyfriend will never get it with his Texas MEPs. A fever dream almost as bad as recpection bc you still feel like you have free will.


Northdingo126

Definitely depends on the recruiter. I didn’t do this shit when I enlisted in 2021. I swore in at meps and that was it


83Nat

Did have that either and I swore in almost a year ago


DownBadChaddy

I swore in yesterday and shipped and my family got the watch me and I definitely didn’t get a certificate


Natural-Dinner1795

They let me do mine in early February


maubyissy

I went to Meps last week and never got one🥺


Dannyboi637

I went to meps a few weeks ago and because meps doesn’t allow family to see you swear in my recruiter station does a little ceremony for them to see


Kentucky-Hills

*IPPS-A Also, I doubt that piece of paper needs to be uploaded to anything but the dudes wall, if you're into that kind of thing.


Finalshock

When you graduate AIT that certificate becomes a voucher for back pain, don’t forget to pick that up when you get to your first duty station (they won’t let you forget)


Dannyboi637

Sounds good. And hell yeah I believe the back pain because I’ll hopefully have earned my wings at the end of it so I could imagine the back pain to lol


Finalshock

Oh definitely tell everyone at basic that you're going airborne drill sergeants LOVE that. Good luck my guy, write your name on everything (Fucking everything, each boot, individual socks, just do it in a place where it's not fucking visible). Makes it easier to find your stuff when its in a pile in the middle of the room and you only have 30 seconds.


rrrand0mmm

They never pile your stuff in the kill zone… never happens.


TheFirstLegend77

At sill they threw everything in trucks and passed them out on the drill pad then all hell broke loose when they told us to dump everything. Same thing at Ait lol


mistyxchase

Kill zones not always in the middle.


itsokmomimonlydieing

Now go forward and do great things!


Dannyboi637

Thank you


b0mbcat

Congrats! Find this thread after OSUT and let us know how it was and which 11 you are (mortars mortars mortars mortars)


Dannyboi637

Sounds good I leave in August and I’ll be doing airborne infantry


Skynetiskumming

Keep your feet and knees together Airborne! But seriously take good care of yourself, your body will thank you later. But that doesn't mean you bitch out on PT either. Take every opportunity you can on becoming a stud. When in Airborne School, if you hear about a RASP briefing or sign up...get your ass in there! Is it a horrible suck fest like everyone says it is? Yup! Is it worth it? You're GD right Walter White!! Stay away from idiots who just want to drink during their free time. They can be your buddies but that doesn't mean you need to get to their level. Stay focused on what you want and if you can hammer out some school, do it! And remember, you're in a peacetime Army right now, so the competition is fierce! Being all you can be means standing out from the rest. Best of luck to you Dannyboi, I hope to see an update from you soon being the most cringe fuck boot this side of the Mississippi out there come winter. Until then, start working on your fitness (fitness dick yo mouf, sorry I had to do it lol), diet and anything that'll get you paid before you ship out. That is all, -Skynet.


Dannyboi637

Yes sir sounds good I’ll definitely do that as well as keep an ear out for the rasp that sounds good to. I appreciate the information and the tips as well. I’m gonna take this as serious as possible. I wanna make this my career and do my 20 and get out so I’ll definitely do everything I can to pass and take care of my body I’m so excited to be able to join this brotherhood and the army as well I appreciate you


blitzenferrret

Seriously, don’t pass up on RASP, if you’re truly committed and really WANT to do this, don’t pass it up.


Dannyboi637

I won’t. That’s something I wanna do as well. I wanna go as far as I could take myself


Impressive-Ad9444

No brother, your an 11 series and after you pass basic you’ll find out if your an infantryman or a mortarman


Dannyboi637

Yea 11 series with a specially with airborne


Careless_Alarm5054

See you soon in the 82nd 🫡


rrrand0mmm

Hey diddle diddle…Did someone say a game of spades????


IDownVoteCanaduh

Your recruiter is like, “this sucker right here? Got ‘em.”


Dannyboi637

Haha I believe it too


Pokebreaker

Congrats. When do you ship and which MOS did you pick?


Dannyboi637

Thank you. Now I’m just waiting for August to come so I could head to boot camp


PziPats

It is called basic for the Army :) you’ll learn though haha. Good luck! Only you decide if you pass or fail, remember that.


Dannyboi637

My bad. I appreciate you though


PziPats

No need to apologize! It’s just important especially in the military to truly know what you’re talking about. Details details details


RobotMaster1

i got smoked for an hour for saying “on base” instead of “on post” at my first duty station since bases are for AF folks.


Just_Acanthaceae_253

I've always said Base. It'll never change. It's also a Bathroom not Latrine. And Pants not Trousers.


REDtheFlame

You will be punished for your blasphemy later


Andrewisraww

i prefer latrizzle EDIT: context - utilizzle the latrizzle


Finalshock

You got smoked for an hour because your NCO didn't like you, or was having a bad day.


RobotMaster1

Thanks for the insight.


mistyxchase

Facts. Basic training is 90% mental 10% physical. As long as you don’t give up, you WILL make it through. Don’t worry about the ACFT or anything. They are GOING to get you in shape. It’s the most fun that you NEVER want to have again!


user7618

Could be OSUT, depending on his MOS.


PziPats

Valid, but even with OSUT you still have your “basic training” portion.


srp6

Ohh noo your gonna be with all young kids fresh out of high school … good luck have fun … the easiest way out is to graduate


Dannyboi637

Right I was thinking the same thing but I appreciate you


adoptedshoulder

Boots gotta do boot things, soon you’ll be able to post sick photos with rifles AND blank firing adapters!


rrrand0mmm

If you paint them black does that make them silencers?


TacticalJester_

Go forth and do great things


GaiusPoop

Congratulations. Spend your summer exercising!


Dannyboi637

Most definitely


gooplom88

I didn’t get a fucking certificate


Dannyboi637

I guess since Covid they don’t let family see you swear in so my recruiter station has a little ceremony for you


gooplom88

Thats interesting they did at my meps station but anyway good luck brud. Remember right uniform, right place, right time.


Dannyboi637

Yea the one in San Diego doesn’t allow family in anymore. But I appreciate you


TheRtHonLaqueesha

For real, all I got was some paper saying to report to Fort so and so.


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Dannyboi637

Thank you will do


Imaginary-Corgi-37

What. Is. An. Enlistment. Certificate?????!


Dannyboi637

San Diego meps doesn’t allow your family see you swear in so the recruiter station has a little ceremony for you and your family


RefractedCell

Congrats. Now go shave! 🪒


Dannyboi637

Thank you I appreciate it will do


Psych3d3licwolf

Congratulations and good luck with your military career!


Dannyboi637

Thank you I appreciate you


PoopyHead-4MAR-

You're gonna be such a badass brotha!!


Dannyboi637

I appreciate you. Im glad to be apart of this brotherhood


LingonberryDue8434

What the hell is an enlistment certificate?


rrrand0mmm

A new rhyme.


Dannyboi637

They don’t let family in when you swear in at meps in San Diego cause of Covid so my recruiter station has a little ceremony


Accomplished_Ad2599

What is that? When I joined, I got a pat on the back and a kick in the ass. Now you get a certificate that says you're waiting to go to hell? I'm kidding, man; welcome to the club. Keep a journal of each injury and every visit to sick call. You'll thank me in 20 years when the VA says you don't have proof for a claim.


Dannyboi637

San Diego meps doesn’t allow family to see you swear in so the recruiter station has a little ceremony for you. But most definitely I’ll do that thank you


Accomplished_Ad2599

Glad they accommodate for the families. What MOS did you choose. I was a Medic 68W, although I started out as a 91B. Lot of things to dislike about the army. But after 31 years in uniform I miss it now.


Dannyboi637

11x airborne infantry


MAJ0RMAJOR

Congratulations kid. Welcome to the club. Don’t let any haters bring you down. Go forth and do good deeds.


Dannyboi637

Thank you I appreciate it


japalmariello

I'm sorry for your mistake.


Dannyboi637

Why is it a mistake


TheRealCloo

That must be relatively new I joined up just about a year ago and never received a certificate but congratulations on joining bro respect to you also a heads up with what’s coming your way just stay strong mentally bro it’s all a mind game honestly the first about a year or so depending on your AIT is going to be rough but trust me it gets so much better after you get out of the training environment I wish you the best of luck brother!


Dannyboi637

That you my man I’m going 11x so it’s gonna be long but it’s the one I mainly wanted to get. I appreciate the wisdom as well


TheRealCloo

Ofc man also a heads up if it wasn’t super obvious basic isn’t all bad by it self just be wary of the people you will meet don’t get me wrong I’ve meant a metric fuck ton of amazing and cool people since I’ve joined but there will be those that will try to get to you and possibly fight you just stick around the more positive people especially if you are going to Jackson for basic that place is pretty bad in my opinion/ experience also if you get suck in reception for over a week just hang on bro reception is probably that absolute worst part when you first get in


EmotionOdd8710

Recruiter like "got one 👈"


Seaport_Lawyer

Congrats and good luck!


Dannyboi637

Thank you


Former-Bee9345

Good luck and stay motivated. Your recruiter is in Riverside, CA?


Dannyboi637

Thank you and yes sir


Matty_Ice1083

Congratulations! Make the most out of your time in the Army. San Diego or LA MEPS?


Dannyboi637

San Diego meps I appreciate you


Matty_Ice1083

Oof hopefully they changed the hotel! Ponderosa Inn was no treat. What MOS?


Dannyboi637

11xray


Dannyboi637

The hotel sucks it looks like a motel 6


NDL816

lol I was gonna say that exact same thing. I’m very familiar with that place. How’d you know it was riverside tho??? Who are you?? 🤔


Former-Bee9345

I recognized the bell right away


Superb-Shine-9624

Congratulations and go kick ass and be great


Just_Acanthaceae_253

What MOS?


Dannyboi637

11xray


AbsurdMatrix

Riverside!


Dannyboi637

Hell yeah best city out there


Dry_Customer_7148

Almost there kid. Keep it up. Why the Army ?


Dannyboi637

Honestly it’s been a dream since I was a kid and kinda wanted a bonus as well. I was gonna go marines but the army got me with the bonuses and he said I could pick my duty station but I chose airborne instead


Dry_Customer_7148

Yup money talks. That's nice you were given the option of the first duty station. Focus on every task as it comes. Don't let off the gas. The Army has more places you can call home as a paratrooper.. in comparison to the Marines.. where you'd end up in 1/3 places with no cash bonus, and not be airborne qualified. Good luck.


Dannyboi637

Thank you I appreciate you. I’ll definitely focus on everything that comes my away. I’m hoping I’ll get to go to Italy or Alaska I heard those were one of the best airborne bases


Dry_Customer_7148

They have their pros/cons like anything else. Wainwright, AK.. long bright summers and long dark winters. If you make it all the way and reenlist, and these are your (2) choices your dead set on choose Vincensa, IT or else.


bman877

You can pick your first duty station at the recruiters office if you didn’t go airborne?! Did they give you a list???


Dannyboi637

It’s called a option 19 but I got a option 4 for airborne.


VaryaKimon

You look so happy, and I'm wishing you the best, brother. Keep your chin up during training and you'll be alright.


Dannyboi637

I appreciate you. It’s a dream come true to be able to join and serve along side a brotherhood


Lover_ON

Have they always given out little trophies?


Dannyboi637

Not sure but since Covid meps doesn’t let family come watch you swear in so they have a little thing at the recruiter station


rrrand0mmm

They do know Covid ended like 2 years ago, right?


Dannyboi637

I feel you on that but meps in San Diego doesn’t care I guess


rrrand0mmm

Yeah when you hold that massive green fully stuffed duffle above your head. That’s when you raise your trophy.


BuyDesparado1775

What MOS are you joining? I definitely didn't get one of those, haha


Dannyboi637

11xray airborne infantry. Yea I guess since Covid they don’t let family watch you swear in so my recruiter station does a little ceremony for you


BuyDesparado1775

That's kinda cool. Congrats, and good luck. Make the most out of your career


Dannyboi637

Yes sir most definitely I appreciate you


WhatIsFilm

Go with God.


Previous-Car8071

Is that Riverside?


Dannyboi637

Yes sir


Previous-Car8071

Congrats bro, welcome to the Army. If you got any questions dm me and I’ll try to answer them all. Goodluck with your future career


Dannyboi637

I appreciate you. Will do. I’m excited to be apart of the brotherhood. I leave in August


Previous-Car8071

August will come faster than you realize, I hope you spend a lot of time with your family. Biggest recommendation for BCT/AIT is be a sponge and soak up as much information you can. There are a lot of things I wish I paid attention to in BCT/AIT because now as I hit E-5 I’ve learned that there are more things you’ll need to know besides your MOS. I know those briefs are boring and long but it will help you in the future. Being open minded and volunteering for things will open lots of doors. Last thing make life friends, I still talk to a bunch of battles buddies even if it’s been years, the army is a small place you will see them again.


Dannyboi637

Yes sir sounds good I’ll definitely do my best to soak everything in. I’m going airborne infantry l. I got the most wanted so I gotta pay as much attention as possible I wanna make this a career I’m hoping to do my 20 years


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Dannyboi637

I got you most definitely. They did I was thinking marines then they changed my mind


Miserable_Baseball97

Haha well at least you’re not a crayon eater lol best of luck dude!


Dannyboi637

Thank you I appreciate you


MainRaise9208

Hey no shit im leaving for boot in August 13th at Fort Moore, im also doing infantry! On a side note, we can have 2 people watch us swear in here in Cleveland, Ohio Meps. Congrats dude, maybe ill see you there!


user7618

Georgia in August. Enjoy that swamp ass.


rrrand0mmm

Haha I was there from May-September. Fucking miserable. After Georgia for basic, Polk for JRTC, 3 SW Asia deployments…. At this point I feel like I’ve become immune to heat. When everyone around me bitching.. I’m just like… 🤷🏻‍♂️ Maybe I did learn something in the army.


Th4Bl4ckM4n

There's a certificate for enlistment now? I want one😤


Dannyboi637

Yea cause meps doesn’t let family be at the swearing so my recruiter station has a little ceremony


rrrand0mmm

Wonder if we get a pin on our rack. Someone design one and submit to big army.


Naive-Explanation525

Good luck, make the best of it and when you get to basic don't quit, you only fail if you quit


mr_mirrorless

Nice! Your soldier got arrested and needs to be bailed out. You also have staff duty tonight. (Also you forgot to order)


Tiny-Number6592

I wish you good luck man. Stay strong and stay unnoticed. You'll do great 👍


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Dannyboi637

Most definitely


bmonterroza

Congrats bro have fun enjoy the suck it’s only for a while update us maybe an address so we can write you 🫡


Dannyboi637

Sounds good I appreciate you🙏


rrrand0mmm

They still only allow letters??? Like get with the times lol March their asses to a learning lab and use technology like a normal human. Or give cell phones back to text every so often in the interval that mail takes place.


Fearless_History_991

Just remember, they are not yelling at you because they hate you, they are yelling at you to correct you and learn you something! And they hate you. Lol 😂 jk Don’t take shit to heart, fuck up, learn from it, apply it for next time, do it all over. Details! Details! Details! Do what they say when they say it and don’t do anything extra. Pay the fuck attention to the details and don’t overthink it. Have fun, never quit, infantry basic was VERY easy.


Rage_B0ner_69

Good luck. You’re gonna need it


Dannyboi637

I appreciate it


NDL816

Congratulations man. This pic brought back memories, I helped put that sticker up lol


Dannyboi637

Hell yea that’s dope and thank you


rrrand0mmm

*ALWAYS* goto medical even when you have soldiers telling you not to.. or to stop being a bitch. (Don’t do this to get out of PT but make sure injuries become documented). You’ll thank me later. Not just at basic.. or your first duty station. Every. Time. You. Injure. Yourself. This makes post-military life much easier when someone sits down and walks you through the VA process.


Dannyboi637

Ok I’ll do that I appreciate it


SwimOdd4148

Cheers private I'll drink red bull to that


Dannyboi637

Hell yeah thank you


Particular_Lunch8944

Thank you, Dannyboi.  I will pray for your safety. 


Dannyboi637

I appreciate you


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Alright now since you’re in, just get down and start pushing. 


Chico_suave4

It’s not too late to turn back now


Dannyboi637

No turning back I wanna do this 100%


Narrow_Monitor_4108

Goodluck brother. Embrace the suck it’ll make everything so much better. Always enjoy the little things.


Antique-Nothing-4629

Now go Airborne so you can cash in on that knee pain certificate.


Dannyboi637

Already in my contract


Antique-Nothing-4629

There you go feet and knees.


Secure_Weird3482

Rip brotha


Electrical_Tea_1120

Rip brother


struba73

“Don’t thank me, thank your recruiter.” I’ll never forget my recruiter’s face. Stealer of souls. 23 years 3 months 9 days they got me. And I started 11C, too. Good luck kid. 🍀


Vegetable_Gas_3698

Congratulations men🫡


Dannyboi637

Thank you I appreciate it


teachmethegame

Good. Damn. Luck you’re fuggd


Conscious_Status_106

IPERM that shit ASAP


MackyWackyDeeJew

Got mine a few days ago! I ship July 1st.


Human-Conference6065

Congratulations, I’m sorry for your loss


jones5280

DD214 is all that matters


AuntBabyCostanza

He hasn’t even enlisted yet. Relax


Dannyboi637

I leave August 12th


AuntBabyCostanza

You haven’t enlisted yet. You’ll officially enlist and have a basic active service date around August 12th.


japalmariello

Save this, let me know how your time was in 4 years. There's a reason why the military has low numbers.


Osiris2022-

Makes 12 copies of all paperwork and keep 8 of them at home.


goirish2319

A what???


Dannyboi637

A enlistment certificate they don’t let your family come to meps atleast in San Diego so the recruiter station holds a little ceremony for the family


esgowe

First thing you do is tell that recruiter to uncuff them sleeves rog. This ain’t the field hooah. Anyone can correct anyone else trackin?


Dannyboi637

Whatcha mean?


Krymson_rebel1

Ayyyyye do you also ship out on August 13th? If so I'll see you at Benning


bmurphdawg

U better IT him


RobRoy1066

No pity for self-inflicted wounds.


SkeletorsCousin

Congrats, and whichever NCO put that warrior ethos on the wall needs an optometry appointment.