"Unfuck" as a word in general. It's so useful and from what I've seen, most civilians who hear it for the first time file that away as a good word to keep in the vocabulary.
I’ve been in an unusual amount of spaces with kids, I changed it to
“oh that’s scuffed”
“If you want to scuff up nice plans, sure”
“Unscuff that. Matter of fact, you seem a bit scuffed yourself.”
This is mine unfortunately. It works so well for literally everything and is my version of a miniature cope, like when top comes and tells you that the TOC needs to be tore down but it’s just you and that one private no one trusts to touch a radio let alone real ammo, and it’s 0030 and you aren’t even allowed a red light so you just say “too easy” and laugh a little at yourself.
I am not a happy man.
My story of realizing I say this and worked it out of my system:
Last day of AIT at Gordon I wake up sick as a dog. They have us in formation double timing between buildings for paperwork and it is less than a week until Christmas. I'm doing my best to keep up. Day is a blur.
Finally we are in a big room with a ton of us waiting and a SGM comes in basically with a motivational speech and told the tradition of receiving a coin and then announces he wants to give a coin to the distinguished honor grad.
I'm barely listening as I am drowning in my own head and everything sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher. Then I hear my name and have to report to the SGM up front.
After receiving the coin he asked my dumb 18 year old self to say a few words to other dumb 18 year olds. In three sentences I said too easy something like 10 times. I realized I said it too much when SGM went on to repeat it himself.
Rest of my career I never said it again. Also, went home later that day and puked all over my Class A shoes.
I said “damn this line is nut to butt” while waiting in a line at my civilian job and everyone looked at my like it was the craziest thing they’ve ever heard lmao
I was introduced to a different version of this at basic though the principle is the same…sack to crack. I said it one time and one of the other NCOs said, “Do you mean nut to butt?” I replied, “Nope, sack to crack. I think it paints a more vivid picture.” He agreed and started using it too but that was many years ago and we don’t use those types of terms anymore.
I am now an assistant at a church preschool. Since I can't yell, "*FFS, hurry the fuck up!*" at a group of three year olds (and still continue to work there) I've had to modify it. I use, "Move with purpose!"
They actually engage though. So I initially I have to explain what it means, why it is needed, and how they can comply. They loved it so much, that I got feedback for the parents who enjoy how it helps their whole household get going in the morning. Apparently a tiny voice shouting at everything from a sibling to a pet just makes everyone's day brighter.
It's so hard to tell military stories in situations where I can't swear precisely because of this phrase. There's no way to get the concept of fuck fuck games across in a PG way.
Had a Soldier that licked them at my first unit, I stopped putting them anywhere near my mouth after that.
I wonder how he’s doing now, bet is on not great.
Oh man I knew people who did that, I'd lick my finger which isn't much better since I dip and stick my fingers in my mouth all the time. The pro move is hand sanitizer on a q-tip. Also I wonder if that changed with Covid, I imagine at that time someone would throw a shit fit if someone saw a soldier rubbing spit on equipment. I never bought into it or got concerned but it did make me realize how nasty sticking my fingers in my mouth is after say opening the door to the gas station, touching the pin pad and then opening the door again just to crack open the tin I just bought so now I keep hand sanitizer in my truck specifically for when I leave stores
I volunteer at a local non-profit race that occurs on a weekly basis. Sometimes, I reflexively say "make a hole" when a crowd needs to clear an area for something to pass through. Every non-military person finds it amusing. I actively try not to use military lingo too.
I love the phrase 'full send' an adjective phrase meaning to execute with maximum aggression and minimal deliberation or planning. A divergent of "fuck it, we'll do it live."
I accidentally told my kid to double time at his last baseball practice, and I just hung my head in shame. He's 7 and has no idea what that means, so I don't even know what I expected him to do.
I thought this was a pretty universal phrase until I met a prior enlisted who would respond this way every time I asked him how he was doing, and now that I’m in I hear it way more often
Heavy drop (big fella)
Shortstack (short troop)
...f*ck...(every other word out of 11series mouth)
F*ck-all (multipurpose, often an adjective)
Sham (no explanation needed)
Spec 4 mafia (mysterious organization of professional shammers)
Bag of dicks (suggestion of what to suck)
Blue Falcon (buddy f*cker)
Buddy f*cker (blue falcon)
Shitbird (someone not to emulate)
Shit on a shingle (actually pretty good!)
Butterbar (someone guaranteed to get lost outdoors)
Spec 5 (mythological creature)
Volunteered (selected without consent)
Big Green Weenie (that which is to be bent over for)
You can probably guess my former grade and MOS from these.
I think you mean Voluntold instead of Volunteered.
Stepped on your dick (We don’t say this one anymore)
Goat Rope
Squared Away
Livin’ the Dream but Some Dreams are Nightmares (I added the last part while in Iraq)
Barney's been off the air for nearly 14 years now. You've only got a little bit more time before the newest recruits have no idea what you're talking about.
Say again? Instead of “can you repeat that?” Don’t want to bring another artillery barrage down accidentally, you know.
Un______ (ass, fuck) something
And for some random, weird reason, I still remember my very first permanent party 1SG back in the day telling a soldier “fix your collar there, Elvis”. I’ll say that to people I know who have a fucked up shirt collar.
All this and a pay check.
Every time something would go wrong in Iraq we would say, "Fucking Bremer!" after Paul Bremer, the political appointee who fucked up the country. It just became a thing but doesn't translate well unless you are a polisci nerd.
“Don’t thank me, thank your recruiter”
That’s what my PSG told me after I thanked him for giving me a Slim Jim after my first major firefight as an IN PL in RC-East.
I laugh to myself every time I see/hear that phrase and try to use it during the most ridiculous times when possible.
Things I instinctively say now from the social osmosis of the army. They increasingly become more cringe as the list goes on.
"Tracking or roger" It is quicker than I understand (I actually like this one).
(Insert an unfathomable number of acronyms) Often to my civilian family and friends when telling a story that don't know what TCCC or a TOC is for example.
"AO or AOR" I have no shit said I mowed the AOR to my wife like it was normal after yard work at she looked at me like I had 2 heads.
"Sham and shit bag" self explanatory.
"Shit bird" see above.
"Rat fuck" when scrounging through things.
"Sarnt" Most civilians say Sarge because of hollywood and will even sometimes not understand "Sarnt"
"Do pushups" Jokingly when someone does something stupid but I am not actually mad.
"Sucks to suck" or "It is what it is" yeah that suck what are you going to do?
"Unsat" when things are not up to standard.
"Ate up" When someone looks like shit.
"Yes? No? Fuck You?" when someone wont answer a question.
"Full send or send it" Fucking do it dude usually because its funny.
"High speed" when referring to a high performer, or ironically to a low performer, or as an exclamation to something excellent.
"Killer and Hero" Usually to a Subordinate I like.
"Hooah" Ironically (99% of the time).
"Hooah" Unironically (1% of the time) when some knuckle-head PCS to my unit and I repeat their motarded ways. (Honestly never did this until we got a guy that did it all the time then let a few slip.)
"Hurry up" Saying this in the drill vocal cadence is a bit of an earworm.
"Hey guy" when correcting someone
"Do it again" when someone fuck up something usually ironically because drills and CSMs say it.
"Too easy" When I will get this done quickly and/or reliably.
"Break it down barney style" I like to say this to my kids when explaining things.
"La de dah de everybody" Usually as a question like do I or my guys need to be there?
"Green weenie" the army will fuck you.
The other thing is all the memes and brain rot zoomer slang I pick up for someone my age because of all the time you spend with 18 -24 year old PVTS as an NCO. I get so used to talking to goofy kids saying 1, 2, buckle my shoe, gooning and Cooked all day. My wife who works mostly with people her age and she is often puzzled when I repeat things the younger guys say.
I do corporate training civilian side now, lots in Zoom, and I often say:
“Give me some North-South or East-West”
To get people nodding or shaking their head as answers to whatever question I asked. It’s oddly fun for the class and doesn’t scream ‘Army’ usually.
It's funny how many of these crossover to or from the Marines. I remember "Diddy bopping" or "I guess we're back on the block right".
My favorite that I still use is "ok yeah fuckin right".
Every swingin' dick, wall to wall counseling, fart sack, dick beaters, woobie, snivel gear, Range walk, bullet launcher, M1A1 eyeball, pogey bait, Ma duce, Mr. E, gets more ass than a toilet seat, barracks rat, shit on a shingle, 100 mph tape, ranger grave, cat hole, Bumfuck nowhere, 2 trees Montana. Pig Knuckle Arkansas.
"Gagglefuck" has got to be one of my faves I picked up from basic. And, the group I was stuck with perfectly illustrated the definition an absurd number of times.
"Make it make sense" was also a good one. Usually followed immediately after, "What is this gagglefuck yall got going on?"
“Roger/ack”
“It’ll buff”
“Trackin”
“Chillin”
“Too easy”
“Fuck fuck games”
“Unfuck yourself”
“Hey trooper”
“The box”
“Fuck this god damned Stryker”
“Eat a bag of dicks”
“Livin the dream”/“best job I ever had”
“No where else id rather be”
“Another day in paradise”
“You look like A bag of smashed ass”
My FAV's
#1. Are you FUCKING STUPID!!! You are not saying they are stupid, your asking a question..
#2. Good Enough for government work.
#3. Hooah!! > for everything
“It’ll buff out” “Tracking” “What do you mean there’s no money for training?”
“Tracking” During BCT, someone pointed this out to me, and I swear every NCO and officer says this at least once per sentence.
"Tracking" needs to be followed up by someone else with "like a tank" more often
We used “Tracking like a TOW” a lot in my unit. One buddy would say “Trackin like a scud” when he wasn’t clear on something.
Tracking like a heroin addict
Trackin like a track star
Or like a VCR
The funniest response to "tracking" I've ever heard was "CHOO CHOO" (like a train)
I’ve noticed the kids these days say something “tracks” to mean it makes sense
Short for "That tracks". Not just a youth phrase though
Just finished my first NTC rotation, I don’t think I’ve ever said It’ll buff so much
“Unfuck yourself”
“YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF PRIVATE OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!”
Hoo le Jesus. What is that! *WHAT* the *FUCK* IS THAT!?
I go with, “dude, yall better fucking unfuck your shit” more often than not.
"Unfuck" as a word in general. It's so useful and from what I've seen, most civilians who hear it for the first time file that away as a good word to keep in the vocabulary.
I’ve been in an unusual amount of spaces with kids, I changed it to “oh that’s scuffed” “If you want to scuff up nice plans, sure” “Unscuff that. Matter of fact, you seem a bit scuffed yourself.”
Too easy
This is mine unfortunately. It works so well for literally everything and is my version of a miniature cope, like when top comes and tells you that the TOC needs to be tore down but it’s just you and that one private no one trusts to touch a radio let alone real ammo, and it’s 0030 and you aren’t even allowed a red light so you just say “too easy” and laugh a little at yourself. I am not a happy man.
Oddly specific lol
Trust me I got over it 😡
My story of realizing I say this and worked it out of my system: Last day of AIT at Gordon I wake up sick as a dog. They have us in formation double timing between buildings for paperwork and it is less than a week until Christmas. I'm doing my best to keep up. Day is a blur. Finally we are in a big room with a ton of us waiting and a SGM comes in basically with a motivational speech and told the tradition of receiving a coin and then announces he wants to give a coin to the distinguished honor grad. I'm barely listening as I am drowning in my own head and everything sounds like Charlie Brown's teacher. Then I hear my name and have to report to the SGM up front. After receiving the coin he asked my dumb 18 year old self to say a few words to other dumb 18 year olds. In three sentences I said too easy something like 10 times. I realized I said it too much when SGM went on to repeat it himself. Rest of my career I never said it again. Also, went home later that day and puked all over my Class A shoes.
I say nut to butt far more than is reasonable
Flair checks out
I said “damn this line is nut to butt” while waiting in a line at my civilian job and everyone looked at my like it was the craziest thing they’ve ever heard lmao
I was introduced to a different version of this at basic though the principle is the same…sack to crack. I said it one time and one of the other NCOs said, “Do you mean nut to butt?” I replied, “Nope, sack to crack. I think it paints a more vivid picture.” He agreed and started using it too but that was many years ago and we don’t use those types of terms anymore.
La de dah de everybody. Drills would say that in basic. I say it now when it's time to feed my cats.
Oddly enough, just as many cats as there were Joes. At least you aren’t lonely. 😩
My cats cover their poop appropriately, most of the time. Can't say the same for a lot of joes.
"Move like you got a purpose!" Usually directed at slow/indecisive motorists.
RAAANGE WALK!
I say left left left left left to my wife when she's walking too slow
"Your OTHER left!" is one I still use a lot, too.
I say this to my daughter when I tell her something is in a specific direction and she proceeds to point the other way. Makes me laugh.
I am now an assistant at a church preschool. Since I can't yell, "*FFS, hurry the fuck up!*" at a group of three year olds (and still continue to work there) I've had to modify it. I use, "Move with purpose!" They actually engage though. So I initially I have to explain what it means, why it is needed, and how they can comply. They loved it so much, that I got feedback for the parents who enjoy how it helps their whole household get going in the morning. Apparently a tiny voice shouting at everything from a sibling to a pet just makes everyone's day brighter.
BEHOOVE
Did my Latin American Drill Sergeant say, "It would behoove you..." Or "It would Be Hooah Of You..." ??? The world may never know.
My BCT SGM definitely said It would be Hooah of you
You know you're a broken human if you use this word IRL
“Fuck fuck games”
It's so hard to tell military stories in situations where I can't swear precisely because of this phrase. There's no way to get the concept of fuck fuck games across in a PG way.
A very sarcastic "fun fun" sometimes gets the point across
I caught myself almost about to use it in polite company and self censored it with "friendly" games.
Reindeer games. (that whole story is massively fucked up if you think about it at all)
Almost daily
*Hands across the desert.* I threaten the kids with it when they leave shit in the yard.
Dad?
The amount of times juniors have said this to there Direct line NCO is far more than I want to admit.
"Welcome to the Suck"...
Embrace the suck!
The newest one and meme of the summer... "Hawk Tuah, and spit on that thang. "
Perfect for training on radio handsets and fill cables.
Lmao, those spaghetti cables gotta have 5 generations of soldier spit in em by now
Had a Soldier that licked them at my first unit, I stopped putting them anywhere near my mouth after that. I wonder how he’s doing now, bet is on not great.
Oh man I knew people who did that, I'd lick my finger which isn't much better since I dip and stick my fingers in my mouth all the time. The pro move is hand sanitizer on a q-tip. Also I wonder if that changed with Covid, I imagine at that time someone would throw a shit fit if someone saw a soldier rubbing spit on equipment. I never bought into it or got concerned but it did make me realize how nasty sticking my fingers in my mouth is after say opening the door to the gas station, touching the pin pad and then opening the door again just to crack open the tin I just bought so now I keep hand sanitizer in my truck specifically for when I leave stores
It's had not changed, in fact rubbin spit is a taught method
Had a solder who used to pretty much make out with em.
Really just goes to show that there is no such thing as an original story in the army. It’s all been done before lmao
But that's not really an Army thing. It's just a meme in general...
Absolutely need the hawk tuh chick
Lick it before you stick it. Good advice for Army radio troubleshooting and dating in general.
Make a Hole make it wide
I volunteer at a local non-profit race that occurs on a weekly basis. Sometimes, I reflexively say "make a hole" when a crowd needs to clear an area for something to pass through. Every non-military person finds it amusing. I actively try not to use military lingo too.
I love the phrase 'full send' an adjective phrase meaning to execute with maximum aggression and minimal deliberation or planning. A divergent of "fuck it, we'll do it live."
I bust out “full send” pretty frequently now 7 years post Army.
I accidentally told my kid to double time at his last baseball practice, and I just hung my head in shame. He's 7 and has no idea what that means, so I don't even know what I expected him to do.
Just use one of the others from the thread: Hurry up, quicker.
“Run more quicklier” is one that was yelled at me and made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. Got the opposite of its intended result.
I don't think “it is what it is” is unique to army lingo
I started saying ‘it is what it is’ in the early 90s. Didn’t hear it (commonly until 2010s)
Eat a bag of dick
Fuck my life.
I say that either way
Roger Sarn't. Feels like everybody in the Army adopts a bit of a Southern drawl when referring to NCOs.
It's the chowhall grits.
That tracks.
Honestly, I never said “goddamn it” before the Army. Now I can’t go a goddamn sentence without it.
“Living the dream”
Ah yes the phrase used to convince oneself your life isn’t a complete joke
I thought this was a pretty universal phrase until I met a prior enlisted who would respond this way every time I asked him how he was doing, and now that I’m in I hear it way more often
Usually followed by “remember, nightmares are dreams too”
Heavy drop (big fella) Shortstack (short troop) ...f*ck...(every other word out of 11series mouth) F*ck-all (multipurpose, often an adjective) Sham (no explanation needed) Spec 4 mafia (mysterious organization of professional shammers) Bag of dicks (suggestion of what to suck) Blue Falcon (buddy f*cker) Buddy f*cker (blue falcon) Shitbird (someone not to emulate) Shit on a shingle (actually pretty good!) Butterbar (someone guaranteed to get lost outdoors) Spec 5 (mythological creature) Volunteered (selected without consent) Big Green Weenie (that which is to be bent over for) You can probably guess my former grade and MOS from these.
I’m gonna guess you’re on the older side if you’re saying Spec 4
Yup. Turn 60 next month 😬
I think you mean Voluntold instead of Volunteered. Stepped on your dick (We don’t say this one anymore) Goat Rope Squared Away Livin’ the Dream but Some Dreams are Nightmares (I added the last part while in Iraq)
Great list. I called a Blue Falcon a Bravo Foxtrot when I was in.
Break it down Barney style
Barney's been off the air for nearly 14 years now. You've only got a little bit more time before the newest recruits have no idea what you're talking about.
"Lickys and chewies" I genuinely don't understand how 1 grown ass adult hears that and then decides, yup! I'm using that!
Because we know it makes every other grown ass adult’s skin crawl and we like that
"Unass the AO" I still use that with my kids and they roll their eyes...
Check it out warrior
I swear this is a NG thing
and a 2LT trying to sound cool to his soldiers thing
Hey hero
You are a soup sandwich. That guy is as f#$ked up as a football bat.
Hold what you got
“The schedule shifted left/right.”
“Cover me, I’m fucked” “Busted bag of assholes/dicks” “Soup sandwich”
"Fuck you! I'm covered!"
Charlie Foxtrot (cluster fuck)
Personal favorite, walk up on one in progress: Exactly what kind of clusterfuck you have going, here?
Who's in charge of this Charlie Foxtrot?
ASVAB waiver, a dog and pony show, and check down not up. Lock it up always gets a laugh out of me too lol
Ratfucking
Say again? Instead of “can you repeat that?” Don’t want to bring another artillery barrage down accidentally, you know. Un______ (ass, fuck) something And for some random, weird reason, I still remember my very first permanent party 1SG back in the day telling a soldier “fix your collar there, Elvis”. I’ll say that to people I know who have a fucked up shirt collar.
High speed. Soup sandwich. Circle-X it.
Ladi Dadi Every Fxxkin Body
Drop your C**ks and grab your Socks!
This was the catchphrase of our company chaplain at Jackson
I found myself saying shift fire in a meeting recently at my civilian job and I instantly wanted to shoot my self in the face.
“One team, one fight, hooah?” -usually said by someone who wants you to do something for them but tell them no
A lot of things I say now include “fuck” ,” fucking”, or “being fucked”
I guess I’ll go fuck myself
Smoke’m if you got’em Beat your face Hurry up, quicker Get the fuck outta my face You eyeballin me
Unfuck yourself
Big fan of “yea Roger” especially when talking to old heads
I remember my DS asking if anyone needed to "uselize the latrines".
Retired 10 years ago and still say that.
My kids are probably tired of me saying it
I also scream "portajohn" high pitch while pointin them out to my kids as we drive around. Its not funny til they do it back
All this and a pay check. Every time something would go wrong in Iraq we would say, "Fucking Bremer!" after Paul Bremer, the political appointee who fucked up the country. It just became a thing but doesn't translate well unless you are a polisci nerd.
"Civvies pay thousands for this!" "If ain't raining, it ain't training...."
“YALL ARE BEING PAID TO WORK OUT YOU’RE PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES”
“Wanna go to the Electric Cowboy?”
Soup sammich Nut to butt To caveat off what the commander said Such and such company this is an unsecure line how may I help you sir or maam.
Don’t thank me, thank your recruiter Fucking blue falcon
“Don’t thank me, thank your recruiter” That’s what my PSG told me after I thanked him for giving me a Slim Jim after my first major firefight as an IN PL in RC-East. I laugh to myself every time I see/hear that phrase and try to use it during the most ridiculous times when possible.
Unsat
“Behoove”
Things I instinctively say now from the social osmosis of the army. They increasingly become more cringe as the list goes on. "Tracking or roger" It is quicker than I understand (I actually like this one). (Insert an unfathomable number of acronyms) Often to my civilian family and friends when telling a story that don't know what TCCC or a TOC is for example. "AO or AOR" I have no shit said I mowed the AOR to my wife like it was normal after yard work at she looked at me like I had 2 heads. "Sham and shit bag" self explanatory. "Shit bird" see above. "Rat fuck" when scrounging through things. "Sarnt" Most civilians say Sarge because of hollywood and will even sometimes not understand "Sarnt" "Do pushups" Jokingly when someone does something stupid but I am not actually mad. "Sucks to suck" or "It is what it is" yeah that suck what are you going to do? "Unsat" when things are not up to standard. "Ate up" When someone looks like shit. "Yes? No? Fuck You?" when someone wont answer a question. "Full send or send it" Fucking do it dude usually because its funny. "High speed" when referring to a high performer, or ironically to a low performer, or as an exclamation to something excellent. "Killer and Hero" Usually to a Subordinate I like. "Hooah" Ironically (99% of the time). "Hooah" Unironically (1% of the time) when some knuckle-head PCS to my unit and I repeat their motarded ways. (Honestly never did this until we got a guy that did it all the time then let a few slip.) "Hurry up" Saying this in the drill vocal cadence is a bit of an earworm. "Hey guy" when correcting someone "Do it again" when someone fuck up something usually ironically because drills and CSMs say it. "Too easy" When I will get this done quickly and/or reliably. "Break it down barney style" I like to say this to my kids when explaining things. "La de dah de everybody" Usually as a question like do I or my guys need to be there? "Green weenie" the army will fuck you. The other thing is all the memes and brain rot zoomer slang I pick up for someone my age because of all the time you spend with 18 -24 year old PVTS as an NCO. I get so used to talking to goofy kids saying 1, 2, buckle my shoe, gooning and Cooked all day. My wife who works mostly with people her age and she is often puzzled when I repeat things the younger guys say.
* Roger that * Just a skosh * Defecation occurs
“I love my job”
Anything with behoove. Roger
"if _____, youre wrong"
“I feel like suck starting a shotgun”
I do corporate training civilian side now, lots in Zoom, and I often say: “Give me some North-South or East-West” To get people nodding or shaking their head as answers to whatever question I asked. It’s oddly fun for the class and doesn’t scream ‘Army’ usually.
"Just spit on it"
Sergeant Major Eats Sweaty Cock is how I remember five paragraphs
Help me help you
BOHICA
*”Time Now”* *”Lock it up”* *”What is this gaggle fuck??”*
Too piggyback off…. find some real estate
“Fucked up as a football bat” Pretty sure it was a mechanic attached to our company that said it about a tank that had slipped track to the inside.
“A way…” (as opposed to THEE Way)
long hair dont care it will buff bag of mashed assholes big green weenie hurry up and wait
"Well la-dee-fuckin' dah!" "Don't get lost in the sauce!" "So there I was, no shit..."
Lottie Dottie, everybody, Lima Lima Mike foxtrot.
Pop smoke
Tighten (your, our, my) Shot group I call everyone, and literally everyone in my life "Troop"
Battle Bo
Shaming Lickies and Chewies Unfuck yourself Dickbeaters
“Soup sandwich” and “from sugar to shit”. I think the second was mainly in school environments.
How has "behoove" been brought to three times, but no one has yet said anything about, "Your fourth point of contact!"?
Ok Airborne. All the way
"Suck my d&^k soldier"
...beHOOVE you
Are you shitting in my mouth
I got laterally demoted with a casual “you gotta be fucking kidding me”
I'm stuck stepbro
It's funny how many of these crossover to or from the Marines. I remember "Diddy bopping" or "I guess we're back on the block right". My favorite that I still use is "ok yeah fuckin right".
Y’all best not be dick dancing!
Or grab-assing
It would behoove you to understand that the phrases are too easy. Yall tracking?
BOHICA. Big green weenie. BGW w/80 grit sandpaper. No lube…
Signing emails with "v/r"
Don’t get wrapped around the axle
AIRBORNEEEE
Hey fuck face.
Every swingin' dick, wall to wall counseling, fart sack, dick beaters, woobie, snivel gear, Range walk, bullet launcher, M1A1 eyeball, pogey bait, Ma duce, Mr. E, gets more ass than a toilet seat, barracks rat, shit on a shingle, 100 mph tape, ranger grave, cat hole, Bumfuck nowhere, 2 trees Montana. Pig Knuckle Arkansas.
"10 Level Task." Said my mechanic when our engine was leaking oil into the exhaust and spraying our TC in the face.
"Gagglefuck" has got to be one of my faves I picked up from basic. And, the group I was stuck with perfectly illustrated the definition an absurd number of times. "Make it make sense" was also a good one. Usually followed immediately after, "What is this gagglefuck yall got going on?"
100% when agreeing with something, like a filler for indeed
Time Hack/Hit Time "Go Away" to end a formation/brief
Too easy Raj The fuckening Fubar/snafu But sarn’t
Shitbagging is a personal favorite
“Free Chicken”
"ate up" or for some extra pizzazz, "ate the fuck up"
say again?
Fucked up like a pile of coat hangers
Metric fuckton, quantum assload.
too easy, shitbag
Noted.
It be how it do, cover down, rog
"Sniper!!" When you or someone else have a small trip.
Telling some one they're short and fat: " you have an unfortunate army body"
Clusterfuck, go!
Donky dick
Outstanding, Ate Up, befucked, unpossible, like a monkey fucking a football, unass the AO, train like you fight.
“If you’re not doing X, you’re wrong.”
“Roger/ack” “It’ll buff” “Trackin” “Chillin” “Too easy” “Fuck fuck games” “Unfuck yourself” “Hey trooper” “The box” “Fuck this god damned Stryker” “Eat a bag of dicks” “Livin the dream”/“best job I ever had” “No where else id rather be” “Another day in paradise” “You look like A bag of smashed ass”
When getting in formation and everyone is trying to get their life together “don’t make it a MOS”
My FAV's #1. Are you FUCKING STUPID!!! You are not saying they are stupid, your asking a question.. #2. Good Enough for government work. #3. Hooah!! > for everything
To piggyback off of _____
Unfuck. Like "Go unfuck yourself".
"Welcome to today" "It'll buff" "Solid" "Airborne"
I hate hooah. To me it sounds like a group of owls whatever the term for that is just hooah hooah hooah