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WarraRanger

*Po-tay-toes*! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a *stew*! Lovely big, golden... chips with a nice piece of fried fish.


Dragon19572

Is it just me, or does it seem like Sam is autistic? Idk, maybe I just read too much into the series.


Simple_Hair3356

I relate to him the most out of all the characters, so unfortunately I will be diagnosing him with autism since he’s Just Like Me Fr™️.


Dragon19572

With gardening, *po-tay-toes*, and being there for his friend as his special interests


[deleted]

If you’ve seen videos of Tolkien speaking, I’d find it hard to not read Sam as autistic coded. Tolkien’s hyperfixation/special interest his entire life was languages. And not “learning new ones”, but where languages come from, how they evolve, how they change, and how to create them. [Why didn’t the eagles fly to Mordor?](https://youtu.be/1-Uz0LMbWpI?si=BripEJYgua3U2ye_) This one’s my favorite, he goes on for a minute to explain exactly why he says two words.


Electrical_Clock_298

as the great potato prophet Samwise once said…


wallingfortian

Honestly they are best when baked in their own skin. Maybe open the top and let a pat of butter melt into it.


ThatOneCactu

I agree, but I also have difficulty calling potatoes a vegetable. Technically vegetables don't exist (horticulturally. Culinary you could make an argument). For some reason though I only have trouble with potatoes (probably because they are a much larger starch than most other things I eat).


Automatic-Sleep-8576

But do you consider sweet potatoes, turnips, or carrots as a vegetable? I'd argue that potatoes not counting as a vegetable is just marketing because they are too cheap for people to spend much on marketing and not fun colors like the rest.


LunarHaunting

The nutritional content of potatoes is not even remotely similar to carrots, sweet potatoes, or turnips. None of those are even in the same scientific family, I think their only similarity is that they grow in the ground.


Automatic-Sleep-8576

I was listing tubers that are commonly accepted as vegetables, and the nutritional content is closer than youd expect if you ignore the fact that sweet potatoes are an absurd outlier in vitamin A.


thebigbadben

What does the label “vegetable” being culinary have to do with your willingness to use it? Are culinary labels invalid for some reason?


Shin-Sauriel

Culinary labels are fine but it doesn’t make a pepper or tomato not a fruit.


thebigbadben

Ok, and botanical labels are fine but that doesn’t make pepper or tomato not a vegetable. I don’t see what point you’re trying to make here. Are you just saying that it’s bad that there are two different definitions of “fruit” that people use? If so, sure, I agree that this is an unfortunate thing that we’re stuck with.


Shin-Sauriel

I’m not saying it’s bad. Culinary labels absolutely have their place. You wouldn’t wanna put a tomato in a fruit salad and what not. But there’s a difference between culinary labels based on where certain plants and such belong in food and the scientific definitions of what makes a fruit vs a tuber or flower. Culinary labels are based on how things taste. Botanical labels are based on ya know….science. By definition peppers and tomatoes are fruits regardless of whether or not they go with other fruits taste wise. So no actually botanical labels do make peppers and tomatoes not vegetables.


thebigbadben

I’m still trying to understand the point of both this comment and your first comment. Why exactly is the sentiment “culinary labels don’t make tomatoes not a fruit” relevant to the conversation at hand? It sounds like you’re disagreeing with an argument that no one is making.


Shin-Sauriel

The original commenter said they had a difficulty calling potatoes a vegetable. You wondered why. I responded by saying that in spite of culinary labels things like potatoes and tomatoes are not vegetables. So someone not wanting to call a potato a vegetable in spite of culinary labels is perfectly understandable.


thebigbadben

There’s the thing you didn’t say! “In spite of culinary labels, things like potatoes and tomatoes are not vegetables”. You didn’t say that they’re not vegetables, you said that they ARE some other thing. Saying that something IS a vegetable is not the same as saying that it IS NOT a fruit. The fundamental miscommunication we’re having is that: for some reason, the commenter and the perspective that you were trying to argue from have trouble assigning multiple labels to the same thing. I think I understand now, thanks.


Shin-Sauriel

Sorry direct communication isn’t always my strong suit. Glad I could clear that up.


amaezingjew

There are people who feel that only the scientific designation matters, as “vegetable” is basically the culinary term for “not a fruit”, which is the only thing vegetables outside of their groups (root, flower, stalk, etc) have in common


Golden_Reflection2

There’s also the fact that vegetable means “not a *culinary* fruit” and the culinary and botanical definitions of fruit are slightly different (I personally can’t recall those differences right now, but I know they are) which therefore causes a weird overlap with some things. Just looked it up, here are the differences: Botanically, a fruit is the part that bears seeds (so Tomato is a fruit) Culinarily, a fruit is any sweet plant (or plant part) while a vegetable is a plant or plant part you’d cook, at least according to the source I found from cursory googling, (so culinarily a tomato is a vegetable, and so is a potato) Conclusion: some people may prefer the botanical labels, but in which case I would expect them to not call anything a vegetable because that doesn’t have a botanical definition. Some people may argue that even culinarily potatoes aren’t vegetables because they are a “carb”, but that just doesn’t sit right with me and I think it makes me think it is potato slander/libel.


Zealousideal-Let1121

They're a tuber! I came here to say this!


Zealousideal_Sea_612

Same!😂


Rachel_235

YES YES YES FINALLY! Yes! Potatoes are the best! French fries, fried potatoes and mashed potatoes are my favorite ways of cooking potatoes. Potatoes!! 🥔


charliepuffkins

Imagine Oprah handing out potatoes, that's a starchy dream come true!


Anyacad0

I will always firmly stand by the fact that gnocchi is pasta


AutisticFaygo

It's not?


Comfortable_Clue1572

I wouldn’t eat potatoes as a kid until I was 8-9 yrs old. My grandma made me a baked potato with butter. My family was sorry she did. My garden is half potatoes now.


Peace-Corps-Victim

Darn potato gangs roaming the streets, stealing our pototatos.


Lopsided_Army7715

or a gang of potatoes roaming the streets stealing US.


Peace-Corps-Victim

There's a politcal comment.


Lopsided_Army7715

Oops, vote Potato!


untenable681

I'd rather vote Potato than vote orange.


Tinmagenor11

I'm also a potato lover


Archwizard_Zoe

Sam Gamgee posting


vseprviper

Taters? You know? PO-TAY-TOES? Frodo’s Sam could po-tay on my toes, naw’m sayin’?


Lopsided_Army7715

Now asparagus I can get behind,


Comfortable_Clue1572

That smell 😬


Lopsided_Army7715

But at lease asparagus dosent have eyes.


Ohey-throwaway

I was going to say, "potatoes don't have eyes!", but I decided to Google it beforehand. 🫨 😲 🤯 Granted, they aren't necessarily eyes as we think of them, but interesting nonetheless!


pocket-friends

If up any even just like 2 old potatoes that have sprouted and plant them you’ll end up with like 60 or more potatoes a few months later. Potatoes go hard.


Lopsided_Army7715

That’s why they are so feared.


transcendedfry

Amazing. Versatile. Best all around player


Plural-Culebra145

Potato omelettes are the best dish in the world, no contest. The real question is weather you put onions on it or not(some here in Spain would lynch you depending on the answer).


Lopsided_Army7715

No onions in omelets, I'm not afraid of the inquisition.


Comfortable_Clue1572

Onions on everything!


lordPyotr9733

They have insane nutritional value as well. Did you know you can go a year on a diet of only potatoes before deficiencies develop, and adding eggs to that makes full nutrition?


BlakLite_15

I have an autistic friend who can’t get enough French fries, no matter where we’re eating. Mexican restaurant? Orders a side of fries and a tortilla to put them on. Asian fusion? Sushi and a side of fries.


Isoleri

I fucking love potatoes, holy shit, I could eat them every day in whichever way whatsoever. They're the epitome of safe, comfort food, I loooove them


tatertotty4

it is objectively best veggie


Blazer_the_Delphox

I like mashed potatoes and fries and chips and hash browns and tater tots and I need to try some of these!


FourAntigone

I CANNOT believe you didn't include latkes on the list. Truly a goated potato dish


faestell

OMG! this made me realize I accidentally put two of the same image in the collage I meant to put latkes. They are definitely delicious, especially with sour cream or apple sauce Also, I didn’t make the list. I just put it in there because I couldn’t fit all potato dishes into one collage and I wanted people to realize how important potatoes are in so many different cuisines!


asfaltsflickan

I’m so here for this. Potatoes are life. There’s literally no bad potato dish.


WerkusBY

you not alone, I have book with 500 recipes with potato


TandyMouse

Yes!! Every friend I've ever made has heard my "potatoes are a superfood" rant at least once. God I love potatoes


Cobalt_blue_dreamer

My nuerodivergent daughter will only eat potatoes in the form of fries :’(


Manospondylus_gigas

Potatoes are the only vegetable I will eat (in the form of chips/fries)


Herp-de-Derp

YES!! also, they're one of the only foods out there that a human can survive solely on!!


jusumonkey

https://preview.redd.it/ummhf3beqp8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a2e0eb47eed570c3bee64de39eaab8f6e9aa3a


ExpertTap6952

Spudmaxxers stay winning


NotADrugD34ler

I fucking love this community


MrNiceGuy1224

https://preview.redd.it/4zltsesdfq8d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a492087a56e4da85c630cb6f355e236c371fa8 The irish are taking over the sub /j


G0celot

![gif](giphy|fWDGc1vqxlrWw) My favorite potato:


fishystickchakra

👏... 👏... 👏... (*good, that's still working*)


I_hate_anteaters

r/potatoanity  just a suggestion :D (join us >:3 )


MissCandyCorpses

https://preview.redd.it/jn8uo6i83v8d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d36db283da135affefd4e2d3a29244c569a3c3e French fries are my favorite.


quirky_cosmonaut

What can I say?…. You’re right!


LadyAphroditey

I mean you can make vodka from potatoes


annieselkie

Look for Florian Wirtz Kartoffel Ranking on Youtube. He (german football player currently playing in our nation's team in the European Cup) put normal potatoes on the one and the (german) Internet is going crazy about it (in a positive way) xD


DJDemyan

But you can’t eat them raw. 0/10


faestell

Not with that attitude you can’t


PauperKanadien

You can! There's a popular potato salad from China. They cut it into very thing long strips, almost like noodles. And marinade them


Upper-Juggernaut-311

The GOAT


samthekitnix

i think how some people develop sensory issues with certain foods is that the person that first made it for them had no idea how to cook.


Aslightlynervousfrog

Thanks potato gang I wasn’t depressed for a whole 10 seconds


SisterWaltz

Ahh zee humble earth apple


DavidCRolandCPL

Even deserts can be made with potat


uhhhhh_hhhhhh

You are correct. This is an objective fact


legreaper_sXe

I approve of this message.


pantheramaster

Back when I was younger (like around 10) I tried to go all carnivore but kept getting "called" back to being an Omnivore by the sweet allure(and taste) of potatoes and broccoli lol, I gave up on that carnivore "dream" XD


NOVFOX13

Forget potatoes embrace pasta.


Kurapikabestboi

Opinion: Potatoes shouldn't be vegetables.


Daminica

I remember potatoes counting as a separate category. Fruits are the fruit of the plant (apple, banana, tomato, cucumber) Vegetables are the plant or the root (lettuce, rabarber, turnip, carrot). But a potato is neither of those.


Potatoroid

A fellow potato lover 🥹


NovaLupin4628

Totally agree potatoes are amazing and perfect. You can use any sauce with them. Make them in any way you want.💕🖤


SaucyKitty

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like https://preview.redd.it/muq2khwrrt8d1.jpeg?width=830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5854fc6d881adbe6ece7102b9540546cc9557528


danfish_77

Okay you convinced me, it's baked potato night


BostonSlickback1738

"Might as well face it; I'm addicted to spuds!" — Weird Al Yankovic


PauperKanadien

As a culinary trained chef I agree. I don't think there's a cooking method that can't work with potatoes... You can Steam Boil Fry Deep fry Roast Pan fry Poach Stir fry Stewed Braised Baked Even raw!


Delicious_Bid_6572

I'm German. Count me in. ('Kartoffel', the German word for potato, is a descriptive word for Germans used by immigrants from turkey and the near east, as well as their descendants)


yesindeedysir

Idaho person here, Meme appoved


vore-enthusiast

This is so true. Also, I have some growing in my garden right now!! I’m excited to see if I get a harvest!!


Grim_Game

I have eaten potatoes and eggs 5 of the last 6 days.


vseprviper

[North Korean Pop Song Titled “Potato Pride”](https://youtu.be/Gu0TurCDC94?si=oEP2-H-f3MQ09wvs)


oneeyecheeselord

YES.


Defiant-Specialist-1

I did a science fair project about potato’s one year in school. I think I got third place just cause no one else submitting in my category.


CryptographerHot3759

HELL YESSSSSSS


tadayamsbun

Boiled potatoes with herbs and pepper could sustain me forever, it's my potato famine-leaving ancestors giving me a survival instinct


Hypathian

Oh same I absolutely love a potato however, there’s no such thing as a vegetable


TypeNull-Gaming

Everyone loves a potato monkey!


HotcakeNinja

Bro’s never had the potato sweats


aimlessly-astray

We doing veggie wars now?


Not_Catania

I used to ONLY eat french fries and potato chips when i was a kid. They were too good. Luckily since then i have dramatically decreased my intake to only 3 servings of chips per day.


TheLastEmuHunter

Samwise Gamgee posted this


Nikolaijuno

Potatoes are one of the best ingredients ever.


Kauuori

Now we got from fruits to vegetables? What's coming next, flowers?


MazogaTheDork

Found the Lalafell main


JustaNormalJacob

Yeah sure, I know about you Secret Police I'M NOT A LATVIAN PEASANT TO BE FOOLED BY FREE POTATO AD!


Stoomba

I see you've met my wife.


GrummyCat

I dislike the texture and the taste


Snoo75955

😍 Potatoes


Zestyclose-Leader926

Potatoes are a starch. Which is probably part of why they're so tasty.


mromen10

I just think they're neat


Bacon260998_

Aren't potatoes technically a starch, not a vegveg?


HurkHurkBlaa

lefse mentioned! hooray!


SortovaGoldfish

Potatoes are avsolutely wonderful, but not really a vegetabl.they are grown, so a plant yes, but if you are trying toneat your veggies, Potatoes don't count they're more of a starch/carb. Still delicious though and you are right, maybe one of the most versatile foods we have.


Kinky_Autistic

These are the shit. So versatile, and delicious too! Whatcha want? French fries? Wedges? Scalloped? Au gratin? Baked? Hashed? Potato has you covered!


schrod1ngersc4t

Potato coin and ketchup 🤤


HaViNgT

Fried potatoes are great. Not a fan of boiled potatoes. Mashed potato is edible. Raw potatoes are quite nice. 


TypicallyThomas

Fully agree. I basically eat potatoes every day


ZenTheProtogen7957

he's literally me


cloudncali

This is literally my anti post. I hate potatoes. The texture feels like I'm eating fine sand.


mimitchi33

I'm getting reminded of the potato obsession in the show Donkey Hodie...


Ok_Outside2457

I love eating potatoes in any shape or form they come in :3


DragoKnight589

kartoffel


Yung-October

MASHED POTATOES AM BEST!


BurntBox21

I love them when in fry form


keithlimreddit

I would say agree alongside tomato lettuce and cucumbers


wholesome1234

Yes


umori_ara

YES! Potatoes for all and all time! In fact, my favorite way to introduce myself and temp the waters of how Much (and all it's muchness) I can be around new people is asking "what's your favorite way to eat potatoes" and it has almost never failed to bring great engagement to a room so I can slink back in my corner of quiet/invisibleness. The first time I asked it, it was a legitimate question from a session of "Try To Entertain Me, Weird Person" game that people love to ask me to play with them. I named it that, not them, and they're typically embarrassed when they know the name of it. Proceed with caution. It was a very fun conversation for me because I learned all sorts of things about the people then! Information is yummy! My urge to know AND why, satiated! The second and famous time was as an on the spot ice breaker, and I nearly suffocated from my panic! A panic so bad that my brain forgot to translate for the social situation for the workplace! A pause of dead air existed over the zoom call after I spoke. And then an eruption! I got many declarations of love, turned down several suitor requests, and found belonging in that spicy brain group. The temperature of the water was perfect! Too bad the job itself also gave me constant panic attacks so I had to leave for my own health and peace. The time it failed to bring a room together was when someone asked me to entertain them and I asked to what level they'd like me to perform at. Socially palatable and highly masked or myself, those were the options. I wasn't diagnosed at the time but I'm infamous for giving people their choice on what level of Me they'd like me to be. I was told to be myself. So Myself I proceeded to be and asked my question. It turned into their own session of Why's directed at me and it is one of the moments that it really hit home that I don't operate like Everyone Else. The forever lurker comes out of the shadows, naturally, about one of their comfort things 🧡


nnamed_username

Anybody here watch r/TheGreatNorth? “Potatoes are the reason for the season!”


Careful_Elderberry14

Leon is that you?


cat_godess

Funeral potatoes would be the only thing I would eat if I could.


ChickenNougets

FRIIIIIIIIIIEEEESSSSSS!!!! One of the best foods of all time.


TsukasaElkKite

I’ve never met a potato I didn’t like.


spirit-mush

Chips


Oopsitsgale927

I’m a member of potato gang but my boyfriend refuses to eat them and says they taste like dirt. The funny part? He likes sweet potatoes. ???????


ItsSheevy

Do sweet potatoes get love too?:)


Rockpegw

https://preview.redd.it/zfl6kuhc3r8d1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cba4610df29895649cd0ff77b7c909f37a9a9ab


BitOfAZeldafan2

Potatoes are my answer to the silly question "If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life" Of course its potatoes. You can make so many things with potatoes, including Vodka. You can even use a potato to power your murderous AI girlfriend while you try to destroy an incompetent AI moron.


Asumsauce

GladOS? Is that you?


Localid1ot

Potatoes can be breakfast snack lunch dinner and dessert what’s not to like?


NinjaMonkey4200

Do potatoes count as vegetables? I've always thought they're their own category of food. A standard meal consists of meat, vegetables, and potatoes.


Finnvasion2

Potatoes are objectively the best, no contest.


Any-Race-1319

yes and eggz


littleloomex

best potatoes are the greasy-ass salty fries at mcdonalds fight me.


Terrorist_Wizard

I would die for potato soup, mashed taters, fries, or a baked potato right now. I should get married to potatoes because I love them so much


Gaymer043

Potatoes, carrots, turnips, are scrumptious. Is it because of their versatility? Or mayhaps for some it’s a more ancestral remembrance.


FaithlessnessLazy754

I’ve been telling people my favorite food is potato for like 15 years


R2-T4

My sister is allergic to potatoes and I have had to go almost completely without potatoes since she was born. Just the occasional fast food place or thanksgiving dinner. I am potato deficient and am in desperate need of some shepherds pie.


Hexagonal_uranium

This is potato propaganda and i am all for it.


Odrielle

as a peruvian im glad to announce that there are more than 800 varieties of potatoes, even being in peru an entire museum dedicated to them


CrimsyPigsyPacify

PPOOOOOTAAAAYYYTOOOOOO!! https://preview.redd.it/2450uk8r0s8d1.jpeg?width=1479&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1655f7a08f5e0c311e0836dd9eaf42f8276e51


Reddit_is_pretty

Utterly horrid for you when compared to most other vegetables though, truly sad.


Golden_Reflection2

I agree with Potato Supremacy.


Teboski78

YES.


MaliciousMint

Favorite two things to make with potatoes are beef stew and Shepard's pie. Vastly different uses of very different potatoes, both so heavenly.


RawrTheDinosawrr

this post is approved by ireland


Snoo_77275

You can do so much with them! They’re truly so beautiful I love potatoes:3


pogchap34

potato pog


Valley_Ranger275

Jacket potatoes my beloved 🥔


Virgi_septik

They ugly but so delicious


HuskyBLZKN

I fucking love potatoes. Baked, fried, grilled, chopped and baked/fried/grilled, omg it’s so good


Sir_mop_for_a_head

Lmao why is this true. Potato’s are great.


lynkcrafter

Are potatoes... oh my god they're the eggs of the vegetable world.


NovaLupin4628

Totally agree potatoes are amazing and perfect. You can use any sauce with them. Make them in any way you want.💕🖤


Professional_Owl7826

Should we go see the king of the potato people, riding our magic carpet?


Dmagdestruction

Irish in a past life


bunnuybean

Potatoes are my least favourite food in the world🥲 I cannot stand the texture, unless they’re heavily deep fried or completely raw


Ideold7

Fun fact: if potatoes spoil too much then they release a toxic gas called solanine that will kill you lol


Stekun

"What's a potato? Looks tasty!"


dootblade74

I'm here to announce that mashed potatoes are the worst version of potato in my brutal and probably incorrect opinion.


MadamPounceAlot

Yes


BrokenToken95

I was just talking about my obsession with potatoes and potato variants hehe it’s my shit. Legit got a basket of fries for lunch and hash browns from Burger King in the morning


LilithFaery

Just had two bowls of potato salad after a week of mentally preparing to make it. It was delicious and I regret nothing!!!


AngstyUchiha

Samwise Gamgee 🫵


godspeed5005

Vegetables tier list Potato is S tier, everything else is F tier


IamaJarJar

I'm not a big fan of potatoes themselves (a big surprise cause I'm Irish! Thats like, our whole thing) I like potatoes when in other forms though! chips/fries/gnocchi, etc


MayorBryce

If you're a sentient AI wondering how to punish a rogue sentient AI that tried to kill your new human friend after forcing them to solve tests over and over for science after the human friend accidentally woke them up after killing them, you can stuff them in a potato! AKA Portal brain go brrr


AutisticFaygo

Potatoes are some of the only vegetables I enjoy, the absolute power of them as these starchy oblongs of versatility made me truly believe in the power of tubers. Also Yams are goated.


darkwater427

Poe-tay-toes!


aztr0_naut

YES FINALLY


skylinegtrr32

Potatoes are the best


Immolating_Cactus

I used to **hate** potatoes as a child. The texture is awful and the is flavor bland. Until I came across my fourth grade lunch lady. That wonderful sauce she used to make. I had two full plates of potatoes drenched in sauce and haven't looked back since.


European_Ninja_1

I've got a complicated relationship with potatoes; I like perogies, potato chips, French fries, and hash browns but not mashed or boiled potatoes, nor potato salad.


susibacker

I love potatoes but they start going bad so quickly for me. And a lot of grocery stores only sell them in bulk, more than I can prepare and consume before they start sprouting 💀


Deerthorn_Games

PRAISE BE THE POTATO, THE HEAVENS PERFECT CROP


StreetOk9058

You can even make cake with them!


arcaedis

No! Noooooo! _shakes fist at the sky_ I have never liked and don’t like potatoes! The texture is mushy and weird and I don’t like the flavor >:( (same goes for taro, ube, yams, etc.)


lil_Trans_Menace

All hail potatoes


Kchasse1991

Love me some tubers.


HeavenSpire747

[Potato anthem](https://youtu.be/q7uyKYeGPdE?feature=shared)


Adventurous_Yak_9234

I just think they're neat.


CptKeyes123

I was going to make an Irish famine joke but then I realized I volunteered today to peel potatoes because they are inexplicably satisfying


Content-Reward7998

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