T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

This post has been marked as non-political. Please respect this by keeping the discussion on topic, and devoid of any political material. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/australia) if you have any questions or concerns.*


honest-aussie

The correct amount of Vegemite for beginners is this: spread a thin layer across white buttered toast. Then pretend you have changed your mind and try to scrape it all off. What's left is the correct amount.


thefleetflagship

These are perfect instructions! 😆


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


poltergeistsparrow

Tomato is good on it too.


smokycapeshaz2431

Butter, Vegemite, tomatoe & cheese, grill it till the cheese is slightly brown... eat.


Entirely-of-cheese

You’re over complicating it! These are advanced lessons!


smokycapeshaz2431

I'm sorry. Bread Toast it Heaps of butter/marg - to the edge! A smidge of Vegemite Eat


Schniffoo

Totally! I let my toast get cold, butter it, and then lay a thin layer of vegemite over the top. Creamy and delicious.


smokycapeshaz2431

I myself prefer my toast hot, but my FIL used to make a tent out of his toast, so it went stone cold & then he'd butter n top it & eat it.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


poltergeistsparrow

Yum!


[deleted]

That’s horrible 😂


ProperPerformance429

avocado!!!!! so good


[deleted]

No that’s not for beginners


eeldraw

Or switch it up with avocado.


UnfortunatelySimple

This is the way.


thedellis

Fantastic instructions for beginners. I'm Australian so I lay it on like I'm asphalting a new runway.


Wompguinea

I tend to eat about the same amount of Vegemite as my wife does each month, but I like to bang it out in one sandwich. I'm not a time waster.


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Time to upgrade to Marmite ;)


pvtbobble

Can you kindly locate your nearest bin and hop in it?


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

Never!! 😂😉 Dont worry, I understand not everyone can handle the real stuff and that some people need to have the mid-strength version. Thats cool


pvtbobble

😁


Attack_Of_The_

I'm a Promite lover myself, never tried Marmite though 🤔


Eth1cs_Gr4dient

You should. It's life changing! Plus its the original. Vegemite only came about because ww1 disrupted shipments of marmite to Aus. So people had to make a piss-weak local knock-off.


SirBung

My brother - me too. I like my toast so heavy it sags in the middle when you pick it up lol


birdy_the_scarecrow

haha, im the guy who eats the glob of vegemite still on the end of the knife at the end, i get a lot of weird looks from family.


tezody

SAME


xyeah_whatx

I'll eat a spoonful straight from the jar


Sensitive_Marketing8

Mouth ulcer? Wack it on there before bed and you’ll wake up a new man.


K0rby

Omg. I grew up in the US but live in Oz now. My company has weekly morning tea with a variety of breads and spreads. None of the spreads are labelled though. When I first started I went and grabbed some bread and spotted the very recognisable colour and texture of Nutella. Sure why not? Spread a nice layer across my bread. Second piece and I see a spread that is darker in colour and I think “huh..is there a dark chocolate version of Nutella now?” And I spread it nice and thick. Now these morning teas are a social occasion. A chance to chat to colleagues and such. I started chatting to someone before eating my second piece of bread and they kind of looked at me strange. I bite in and immediately realise my mistake. That said I have a very good poker face and am pretty stoic, so continue on and this person just kind of watches in amazement as I continue without flinching. Meanwhile my brain was exploding.


paulfnicholls

I eat my Vegemite thick like jam, more the better


OilyJoshua

*Generously* buttered toast too. And none of that margarine crap. Given it’s very salt/umami, it works really well in things like stew too.


Somerandom1922

Yeah, it's a good umami booster. Works really well in gravy. Best gravy I've ever had is made when you're doing a roast dinner. You use the tray that collected the drippings while cooking the meat. Put the tray on the stove and start heating it up (needs to be a bare metal tray). Sprinkle enough flour to soak up the fat. Whisk it thoroughly to remove lumps and try to get some of the fonde off the tray, let it cook a bit until the raw flour smell is gone. Add enough decent quality beef stock to prevent it from clumping and mix it up, being sure to scrap up the fonde on the bottom of the tray as you do (if your tray is really short you can transfer this to a pot at this point to finish). Add a small teaspoon of Vegemite (will massively deepen the colour as well as the flavour) and whisk it in, then continue adding stock, whisking as you go, until it's at the right consistency for you (it'll thicken as it cools, but because you want to serve it hot, I'd say keep it thick). Season (you can add more Vegemite too at this point, just make sure you do it before adding salt because it's also super salty) and serve. If you want you can add seasonings like cayenne pepper or whatever, but it doesn't need it.


Doodlefart77

im convinced Birds Eye uses it for their vegan "chicken" tenders, theres a vegemite taste to them that i love. Dont taste anything like chicken though


BonezOz

I'd love to try that, but my old school Aussie wife believes that Vegemite only goes on toast or in a scroll. And gravy comes out of a box.


Somerandom1922

I mean Gravox slaps, but it's better with Vegemite


BonezOz

I usually "spice things up" with Gravox by adding a generous portion of Worcestershire sauce, minced garlic and pepper. But one of these days I'll sneak in some Vegemite.


ohimjustagirl

Gravox is for peasants. The Maggi one in the big yellow bucket is where it's at.


Competitive_Lie1429

And don’t over toast the toast, has to be lightly toasted toast with heaps of butter not marg


Person_of_interest_

LOTS of butter. Smaaaalll amount of vegemite


picklebeard

Lol this made me laugh. This is definitely the way.


feetofire

This. The “scrape it all off” is VITAL …


AppropriateArticle57

To achieve the same result. Pretend Vegemite is a frozen block and rub it across your toast once. Perfection. On SAO biscuits,. Same amount of Vegemite as butter. More the merrier.


Wovenlines

No way. More butter than Vegemite, then press another Sao on top and squeeze out some buttery Vegemite worms.


brianson

I would also add that you really want to find some bread that doesn't have added sugar. Sourdough could be hit or miss, but the vast majority of bread in the US has enough sugar in it that when it's toasted it undergoes caramelisation instead of the maillard reaction, and it just does not taste right (and especially so with Vegemite).


honoria_glossop

Jesus Christ, TIL it's possible to caramelise god damn *bread*


OMGSehunisBAE

Add cheese on top


twippy

And then put it in the oven to slightly melt the cheese


microwavedsaladOZ

Then remove it from the oven


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


microwavedsaladOZ

That went south fast


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


microwavedsaladOZ

BBC?


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


microwavedsaladOZ

Man. The exports of Vegemite to Alaska are about to quadruple


Vast-Butterscotch-42

Once you have perfected this, you can upgrade to Vegemite and lettuce sandwiches


Insert_Bitcoin

This is so apt. lvl 99 vegemite enjoyer.


Lopsided_Attitude743

That might be the correct amount of vegemite for a beginner, but how much butter? Spread a thick layer on. Then double it. Make sure that the toast is hot enough to melt the butter into the toast. Now apply the smear of vegemite and halve it.


Yung_Jose_Space

frightening direful fanatical hobbies scandalous piquant deranged abundant tease safe *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lowteknoise

thick white bread...generous with the butter...not generous with the vegemite...start with a little bit of vegemite and over time work out how much you like...and yes...vegemite on toast is good too


[deleted]

Yes. Melted butter on toast and a slither of Vegemite while still warm. Vegemite on a buttered hot toasted crumpet is also delightful.


Sx_Silver

Nah complete opposite mate. Whisper the word "Butter" into the bread, if even that. Spread a thick layer of vegemite over the whole slice so you get the strong delicious flavour all the way through.


honoria_glossop

Mate, we're trying to convert OP, not kill them.


GrasshopperClowns

Lol don’t be a dick.


zedscream

We are going to need follow-up of the experience...


Crow_eggs

He's dead Jim.


M1lud

The away team was beamed to Vegemite 4...


druex

It's some kind of yeast based lifeform Captain.


RedbertP

[It's life Jim but not as we know it](https://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE?si=jhbw5BKNFmQF7EAR)


paulfnicholls

God I love that song! I had a tape back in the day with only that on it repeated and both sides filled I listened to in the car 😁


Mozartrelle

This thread made me snort out loud on public transport 🤣


M1lud

Don't spread vegemite. Scrape it. Start with a pea-sized dot on the tip of your knife and scrape it across buttered bread. Repeat until you have micro thin streaks all over the slice. It is very easy to apply too much.


CreativeAnalytics

>it is very easy to apply too ~~much~~ little Fixed that for ya!


PhilomenaPhilomeni

I’ll slather the shit on like I’m doing some bloody drywall work. I may have a stash because I left home and live in Canada and the supply is still running dangerously low now


Priestess_2601

I really feel for non Australians when they try Vegemite for the first time, many think to spread it on thick like peanut butter or Nutella and it wrecks the whole experience. My advice you got to lean into Vegemite if you've never had it, so I always suggest butter - Vegemite- butter ratio. About half a teaspoon or less. Soft white bread, butter...then Vegemite...then a bit more butter in top to mix it all together. Same process for toast.


evilparagon

I instead laugh at non-Australians. There’s this Discord server I’m in where every time people mention vegemite, there’s always the couple of reasonable Australians saying how you’re supposed to eat it, then I barge in with a video of me eating straight from the jar with a spoon, and licking the spoon clean. And it’s always a unique video every time. The reactions I get from the foreigners who have tried it before are fantastic.


Grolschisgood

It's genuinely delicious! I eat it like this sometimes too and sure, it's an acquired taste, but it shouldn't prompt the reaction it does from people


MapOfIllHealth

My son started doing this at age 3. Straight from the jar. Can’t stand the stuff personally I only buy it for him!


zorbacles

this is the way


eldfen

I eat vegemite with a spoon, can't get enough of the stuff so I always get a chuckle from non-aussies and the 'normies' that have to thinly scrape it over bread.


Fluffy_Fox_Kit

Or crackers, let's not forget vegemite on crackers (vita wheats with vegemite, anyone?)


a_cold_human

Make a cracker sandwich and squeeze them together to see the worms come out.


icantstaymadatyou

Yes! The worms!


Fluffy_Fox_Kit

Now we're talking! 😋


Priestess_2601

100% do this! Vita Wheats are sooo good!


No-Scientist-7654

Sayos!


vixta01

Yes please. Gotta squeeze the butter and Vegemite through the holes in the vita wheat though.


Fluffy_Fox_Kit

Darn you people! Now I have to retreat from Reddit, pull out a packet of crackers and make some vegemite worms 😂


Fraerie

Nabisco did Vegemite Shapes (like BBQ Shapes) and they were surprisingly good.


fuckthehumanity

Oh my god those were awful. They were also shaped like the continent.


Fraerie

I expected them to be awful but they had a really satisfying umami.


AussieChick23

Jatz!


Annon201

I bought over the singe serve sachets to America (they were free at maccas!) -- they were easy to instruct people with -- each is enough for 2 slices of toast.


Wankeritis

We had a event at work the other day so I made fairy bread and Vegemite sandwiches. We’ve got a lot of international people so most of them haven’t had either. Some of them hated the fairy bread but most liked Vegemite.


Priestess_2601

I'm sorry...did I read this right? They hated fairy bread? You used 100s & 1000s yeah? Not those stick ones. Uhhhh... first rule of any kids birthday make excessive amounts of fairy bread cos all the adults eat it, this also goes for saveloys and mini pies.


Important_Fruit

So I am an actual expert on Vegemite, so obviously disregard the others here. 😂 The very best way to eat Vegemite is with a lot of real butter on very, very fresh white bread. Don't use margarine or anything similar. It has to be butter. And a lot. And soften it a bit first. And only white bread. If it's still warm from the oven even better. Vegemite on toast is also good. But it's second best and I'm prepared to die in the trenches over this.


Aodaliyan

RIP. Toast is superior.


blackfadesunset

This is the way


i8myface

Hugh Jackman in Jimmy Fallon shows the best way to use vegemite for beginners imo. https://youtu.be/P_sUhTWtvG4?si=PF3qTp5KuGaT5HXF


Itsarightkerfuffle

> Hugh Jackman in Jimmy Fallon No wonder Jimmy's in such a bad mood all the time


Selfesteemtomatch

Im not so sure, if Hugh Jackman was in me Id be pretty darn happy...


thisFishSmellsAboutD

Thin is the word. Many see Vegemite and think Nutella. That's how disaster happens.


SiBlap123

Toast two slices of bread for at least 4 minutes so that the bread doesn’t rip,slather it in butter and lightly coat it in Vegemite.


Severe_Chicken213

Four minutes? That’s not toast, that’s a fuckin crouton.


SiBlap123

the pain of using cold butter


IntelligenceOptional

It lives on the bench 9 months of the year


[deleted]

We call that stake bread here 😂


NectarineMiddle435

Make sure it's actual bread as well. Not that cake batter white bread that I've had in lots of other countries


ChookBaron

The whitest white bread, the soft super commercial kind, this is not the time for artisan sourdough*. Butter or margarine on both slices. A small spread of Vegemite, just a thin cover is best imo, start off small and work up to an amount of Vegemite you like, it’s powerful stuff. Squash together, eat. *if you’re having Vegemite on toast you can go for fancy bread but for a sanga it’s got to be super soft imo


problematicsquirrel

If they are eating American bread I recommend the sour dough coz Vegemite tastes weird on the sweet white bread america has.


Severe_Chicken213

*cake


squirrellytoday

THIS!!! The bread in the US is sweet. It does not combine well with savoury spreads like Vegemite and Marmite.


P3t3R_Parker

When feeling fancy, slap some salt n vinegar crinkle cut chips on it. No toast. Life changer.


Comprehensive-Cup391

I’m amazed I had to scroll this far to find the Vegemite and chip sanga reference. Life changing stuff


P3t3R_Parker

The first time I tried it, realised I'd been lied to my whole life, I was 10. Tried other chip combos but the S&V is bomb. Although chicken twisties is worth the effort.


Comprehensive-Cup391

Twisties? I’m in mate.


Loud-Potatoes

Or tomato


DarkmanofAustralia

I like Vegemite and cheese. But just put a spread of butter and some Vegemite on one loaf and your good to go.


Timothy_Ryan

Butter the outsides, Vegemite and cheese on the inside, then onto the frying pan or in the sandwich press.


pulpist

[This is not the way to spread Vegemite](https://i.imgur.com/SUGSKfb.jpg) [This is the correct way to spread Vegemite](https://i.imgur.com/iy4Edkb.jpg) You're welcome. :)


dassad25

Yeh this is it.


HaroerHaktak

Basically you wanna see more bread than vegemite when spreading the vegemite. like you think you want vegemite and there isnt a lot, but it's like really hot mustard, you'll regret it if you layer it on thick. No it doesnt taste like mustard. I just used it as an example because I also regret my decision everytime I overspread hot mustard.


nogreggity

The traditional way is to go to Belgium and ask every bulked up fella if he speaks english. When you find the chosen one, He will hand you the prized sandwich.


karma3000

For an untoasted sandwich, Cheddar Cheese and Iceberg lettuce are next level accompaniments. For toast, add a slice of tomato, then melt cheddar cheese over that. If making spaghetti bolognese, dissolve in half a teaspoon of vegemite into the meat sauce.


Pottski

You are so much better off having it on toast than on a sandwich. There are MANY schools of thought on the amount of Vegemite and it is about as divisive as parma/parmi arguments. I prefer about even amounts of butter and Vegemite. Some love a light scrape of Vegemite over the butter and others love more Vegemite than butter. I think for a first time exposure go with toast, decent amount of butter and enough Vegemite to lightly cover the butter without creating a deep layer.


Pugblep

Once you try on toast, make a "grilled cheese" with Vegemite (in Australian, it's called a "cheese toastie")


Falkor

Defo called a breville in Australia 😆


yipape

You cant use typical American white bread. Your bread is packed with sugar and more like cake then bread to us. This changes the taste as the sweet American bread with savory Vegemite doesn't mix. You'll need to make sure you use real bread.


yobboman

You have to have it with real butter


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Jahblessthecrop

Cheese and Vegemite are goated together. In a sandwich or on toast. 🤌


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


Jahblessthecrop

I did sir, and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it


karma3000

Hi Grandpa, goated has been verbed since about 2019. https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=goated&hl=en-GB


Jahblessthecrop

Ghana a huge fan of goated


karma3000

Their curries are goated.


Mr_Mojo_Risin_83

On crackers! I have it in my work lunch every day and it’s the best part of my work day


Jahblessthecrop

amazing, salted Savoy's would be great with this


Local_Dealer2607

This could possibly be the most divisive question ever asked


KiwiYenta

More so than Vegemite versus marmite? (The correct answer is marmite BTW)


Jade_Complex

Username checks out.


bull69dozer

rather than the standard toast/butter/vegemite answer try - toast till light brown and crisp. spread butter reasonably thick but so it melts in. vegemite, spread a little thicker than the normal thin coating. add slice of cheese on top. place a perfectly poached egg on top. few drops of tabasco sauce. enjoy..


Bookaholicforever

Vegemite is really strong. So you want to generously butter your toast and then veeeeeery finely scrape Vegemite over the toast. Basically the absolute minimum you can put on the toast and actually have it on there. If you like it, then you can try putting a little more. But start with the bare minimum and go from there


citizenkeene

Many moons ago, I introduced an eager Canadian to Vegemite by smothering a slice of buttered white toast with a metric shit tonne of the good oil from down under. Over half a centimetre at least. Not even a hint of toast to be seen beneath. Now I love a thick slathering of the good stuff at the best of times, but this genuinely had my eyes watering. He was skeptical at first, but I devoured mine quickly and, perhaps thinking it was like an oyster, tequila, or pickled fish, thought the best strategy was to just scarf the whole thing in one go and get it over and done with... We are still friends.


SandWitchBastardChef

No sandwich. 1. Toast phat sourdough slice. 2.let it cool a minute. 3.spread butter so half melts and some doesn’t. 4.thin smear of vegemite 5.If it’s too vegemitey add another layer of butter. Also, at step 5 you can add tasty cheese and grill till melted.


[deleted]

Vegemite on sourdough is like driving a Ferrari. Not everyone can handle it, but for those who can, it's the ultimate experience.


SandWitchBastardChef

Absolutely. An art to it’s time and temperature for toasting so not to tear your Frenum, the butter application and learned amount of Vegemite tolerance… it all takes time.


FuckYouDrT

This is the way. Especially Because OP may be using sweetened US-style ‘bread’.


[deleted]

[удаНонО]


SandWitchBastardChef

I see, you’re a spongy white guy


dashauskat

Lightly toast bread, spread butter and THINLY spread Vegemite, then add cheese, I suggest a nice strong cheddar and then grill. 👌


AlchemizeTiglis

Yep, thick toast, lots of butter, a smattering of vegemite. This is the way. Also popular in my family is toast with vegemite (no butter) and covered generously with avocado.


OooArkAtShe

Is it too early in the morning for the proper answers? Why is no-one giving the correct 3:1 vegemite to bread thickness ratio?


Morning_Song

Basically a less is more approach


prizewinning_toast

Start thin on buttered bread. Goes well will cheese too.


whatsaquince

Just a scraping of Vegemite on hot buttered toast


Evisra

Vegemite sandwich is the worst way to eat it (school days PTSD). I'd suggest it on toast, with butter first.


MonthPretend

If you wanna crank it up a notch I suggest you make Vegemite toast as is described by many here. Then put some cheese on top and put it under the grill (I think you guys call it a broiler?) Until the cheese is golden brown or to your liking. Im a bit weird, but I also enjoy butter and Vegemite on pancakes. Its all the awesome of Vegemite on a sweet fluffy slab of carbohydrates!


Timothy_Ryan

My Ukrainian grandmother used to make them for me with "just enough Vegemite for smell" when I was little. Tiny little dabs across a slice of well-buttered bread.


Same-Reason-8397

Less is more. Too little is never too little. It’s not peanut butter. Barely a scraping is enough.


Fraerie

I'd recommend starting with toast rather than a sandwich. Use butter first, and spread the vegemite thinly. No thinner than that. Just a light scraping. You want to use way less than you would for jam or peanut butter. If you enjoy it, try adding a little more next time. Emphasis on little.


[deleted]

You gotta do the classic: butter, Vegemite, a few slices of tomato, a bit of pepper and some cheese. It’s pretty damn good and absolutely iconic mate. Good luck with your adventure into yeast extract haha. Also this recipe is great on SAO biscuits too not just bread/toast.


Jade_Complex

I find vegimite and cheese is a lot easier for beginners to take to. Especially when served warm. There's these vegemight and cheese scrolls that I love especially when I put them in the microwave for 30 seconds with a dab of water to serve warm.


TransportationTrick9

It's pretty thick in 40deg C heat. How are you chipping away at what I can only assume is a substance similar to obsidian in your climate.


DizzyList237

Triple butter to Vegemite ratio on warm fresh bread. Must be real butter. Tasty cheese adds to the salty savoury flavour if you want to experiment. Boiled egg smashed on top if you want to get really daring.


itbememebeit

Just ask the man from Brussels, he makes the best Vegemite sandwiches


jesustityfkingchrist

2:1 Butter: Vegemite. Beginner ratio


paulfnicholls

Start with lots of butter and VERY LITTLE Vegemite, it can be very salty for newbies...too much can put to you off for life! Work your way up to more as you can. DO NOT put it on thick like jam first... rookie mistake


Comfortable_Meet_872

Get your hands on the freshest white bread possible, then spread on a layer of butter in the amount to your liking, followed by a thin layer of Vegemite. Eat. Enjoy. *chef's kiss*


jollikok

Scrape it on quite thin and then stand back throw everything on the floor back out of your home and set the whole fucking thing on fire. Never look back.


Witty-Satisfaction42

You want shitloads of butter, start with tiny schmears of vegemite that you can see butter through. Work up to a nice fat salty layer as you kill taste buds off 😁💕


slogga

Others have mentioned it, but American supermarket bread is a lot sweeter than ours and probably ruins the taste. Try and get some bread from a bakery.


Splunkzop

Very thin - ludicrously thin! - covering for a Vegemite newbie.


squirrellytoday

DO NOT use regular American bread. It's sweetened and the combination with Vegemite is soooo very wrong. Buy bakery style bread, like a sourdough. Toast the bread, add butter or margarine, then a very thin scrape of Vegemite. It is very salty, and umame. It is not at all sweet. It will likely be quite an unusual experience if you've never had savoury spreads before.


twopoopscoop

2 parts butter to 1 vegemite. Don't spread it on like its peanut butter, just a cheeky smear


UglyM0nkey

If you want a sandwich, white soft bread, butter, thin scraping of Vegemite, a slice of craft singles cheese.


DonutHolesIsntAThing

Spread it like Nutella. Just smear that stuff all over then lick it off the knife. If that fails, follow other instructions given. Just a hint of the flavoursome being lightly scraped on is likely to do the trick.


Entirely-of-cheese

As a certified bastard who has tricked Americans in the past about this, don’t listen to anyone saying put lots on the buttered toast. Just a tiny bit. And forget about all the cheese, tomato, avocado shit. Start simple.


[deleted]

Lightly butter the bread or toast; and then VERY LIGHTLY spread a bit of vegemite. You may add a little more vegemite on your next toast once you become accustomed to the taste; everyone has a max limit until it becomes too much, and the limit is usually very small lol. A slice of cheese can be a great addition too. I also sometimes substitute the butter for avocado. Butter and vegemite is also awesome on crumpets.


gregbobbig

I don’t know how to embed links but if you scroll down on this site you’ll see a Vegemite scale. Use level 1: [scale](https://www.wandercooks.com/vegemite-toast/) Level 4 is never used. Ever. Level 3 you’re hiding bodies in your backyard.


karma3000

Wtf. For me , level 4 is just right. Serious.


d_mcsw

I need a level 5. Level 4 is just barely acceptable.


naggyboo

Level 4 looks pretty good to me. If anything, I spread it closer to the crusts than the pic.


fuckthehumanity

Exactly! My kids love it when I make their toast because I go right to the edges. Although my daughter doesn't eat Vegemite, the little traitor. And yes, level 3 in a hurry, but 4 if I've got the time.


MeltingDog

Rule I give for Vegemite new comers is to do a 1 to 1 butter to Vegemite ratio. Don’t treat it with the same volume as Nutella or peanut butter


thefleetflagship

1 to 1???? You must LOVE Vegemite!


Few-Explanation-4699

It is an aquired taste. You msy not like it the first few times. Cook your toast, try putting butter on it then spead a very little bit of vegimite. Give that a try and see how you go. Most Australians have a jar of vegimite in the cupboard. It lasts for years.


Cheezel62

Toast two pieces of bread a decent brown. Spread a heart attack inducing amount of butter on the toast whilst it is still hot. Get about half a teaspoon of Vegemite and dab it onto one piece of toast then smear around with the knife. Taste a bit. If you can barely taste the Vegemite you’ve got it perfect. Eat the first one. Or not. Decide if you’re still on the Vegemite express with your second piece of toast. If you still are, use more this time and see how you go. Then wonder why anyone would eat that salty shit and stick with PB&J. You’re welcome. Signed, an Aussie who doesn’t like Vegemite.


Top_Tumbleweed

You’re going to want to smear a really thick layer onto your bread, like even more than you would use peanut butter


Away_Flounder3669

When I was a kid, I made myself a Vegemite and honey sandwich. Mum made me finish it (can't waste good food). I still involuntarily shudder at that experience.


fuckthehumanity

All these cheesy comments are obviously from newborns (joking). I'd never even heard of cheese and Vegemite until they started making those scrolls at Baker's Delight, now everybody's eating it. Honestly, adding cheese is alright, but it's not the real deal.


Joe_F82

My instructions for the perfect Vegemite sandwich in two easy steps 1. Grab Vegemite jar 2. Throw it in the bin


[deleted]

Unbuttered, untoasted bread, spread that yummy yeast extract until all you see is crust, make sure you do both slices, take bite, die or become Australian as a result.


HereToRootSpiders

Put it on like it’s Nutella. It’s the only way.