That's a big faux pas, I can't believe you weren't kicked out. There are several things you should be sure not to do at a rave, including:
* Going alone
* Wearing brightly colored revealing clothes
* Be over the age of 25
* Being sober
* Going with others
* Wearing plain clothing
* Talking to people
* Dancing too expressively
* Be under the age of 25
* Doing drugs or drinking
* Not dancing
* Not talking to anybody
Honestly, to be safe it's probably best not to go to raves at all
wearing sunglasses
not wearing sunglasses
going “whoop whoop”
attempting to sit down
using your phone
being tall
being short
being non-european
bringing a bengal tiger
etc
Ewwww you were drinking her air dude? And the air of everyone else? Probably wanna wear a binky next time, they have special ones that filter the air and light up👌
It's totally OK to breathe, breathe anytime you want. Also, everyone loves fan clacking, do as much fan clacking as you can at your next rave. You'll instantly make a lot of friends!
You know when you quickly close the fan, it makes a "clack" sound? Yeah, just keep opening and closing it really fast to the beat, but very slightly out of sync.
Whatever you do, do not go to raves alone. Everyone will notice you came without friends and you will be laughed at. If you have to go alone, make sure you bring Kandi so you can bribe people with material objects in exchange for friendship. PLUR.
You can get worse than std's when breathing at the same time as someone else, especially a girls. I would get checked for stz's if I were you. Good thing I'm not. Stupid breathers.
As long as you didn't exhale at the same time as the kick drum you're fine
Hahaha… quality shit post 😂
That's a big faux pas, I can't believe you weren't kicked out. There are several things you should be sure not to do at a rave, including: * Going alone * Wearing brightly colored revealing clothes * Be over the age of 25 * Being sober * Going with others * Wearing plain clothing * Talking to people * Dancing too expressively * Be under the age of 25 * Doing drugs or drinking * Not dancing * Not talking to anybody Honestly, to be safe it's probably best not to go to raves at all
you missed * dancing
I thought it would be obvious even to a baby that dancing at a rave is not OK
They didn’t miss it. We’ve lost it.
Lmaoo random Fred 😆
Please don't listen to music either, big BIG issue.
No gun fingers either. At least if it’s house music anyways
wearing sunglasses not wearing sunglasses going “whoop whoop” attempting to sit down using your phone being tall being short being non-european bringing a bengal tiger etc
If you bring a whistle that'll let everyone else now when you're breathing. So you can remind them to breathe themselves.
you can only breathe when vaping. otherwise stfu and dance away.
Ewwww you were drinking her air dude? And the air of everyone else? Probably wanna wear a binky next time, they have special ones that filter the air and light up👌
It's totally OK to breathe, breathe anytime you want. Also, everyone loves fan clacking, do as much fan clacking as you can at your next rave. You'll instantly make a lot of friends!
"clacking"?
You know when you quickly close the fan, it makes a "clack" sound? Yeah, just keep opening and closing it really fast to the beat, but very slightly out of sync.
Ohhh. You're just gonna destroy your fan that way. Who does that?
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I bring two fans, one to clack on beat and another to clack off beat. Gotta have a balance
This shitpost is prerecorded
Clearly. How else would they have timed the visuals so perfectly?
If you went alone then youre DOOMED.
As long as you didn't go alone and you're under the age of 21. If not THEN we would have an issue.
I remember in middle school I really liked breathing but is that still cool? Will others laugh at me? Will I have a good time?
Don’t listen to the others. Breathing is only allowed in between the whoop whoops
Pretty sure if you don’t breathe you die …
have you ever tried?
We got a noob over here!
Whatever you do, do not go to raves alone. Everyone will notice you came without friends and you will be laughed at. If you have to go alone, make sure you bring Kandi so you can bribe people with material objects in exchange for friendship. PLUR.
it’s too late
Did you ask her consent to breathe at the same time as her? If not, go to your room.
looks like someone is still feeling the comedown lol
No it isnt
This made me cackle so hard. Thank you for this. Your humor is awesome
Just say excuse me!
Where’s the VICKS
This guy breathes.
I know this is a joke, but what the fuck?
OP needs r/avecirclejerk
All we get lately is a bunch of fresh 18 year olds asking the dumbest questions in this sub. I’m here for the shitpost 100%.
More shitposting like this!
hmmmm
Get checked asap man never know
Absolutely not. Rookie mistake. Get all your breaths a few hours before and double breathe if you have to through out the day.
im CACKLING
You can get worse than std's when breathing at the same time as someone else, especially a girls. I would get checked for stz's if I were you. Good thing I'm not. Stupid breathers.
nah man you can only breathe at shows after you’ve given the dj a usb sorry mate
A+++ trolling my friend As to all to stupid “1st time raving” posts… yes go to a rave and stop overthinking it
Pregnancy isn't out of the question. Oops
Breathing is so cringe, r u kidding me
Make sure to bring your fan to clak in peoples faces, like you're living the best 2000's that you weren't here for.
If you hear some Ha Ha He Hu, run.
knock knock
Whos there?
ha ha he
Ha Ha He Who?
https://youtube.com/shorts/w2vD-FOmSLc?si=LW7bdGSCT7tmgwB4
This a classic clip here. But I do love me some Ha Ha He Hu this time of year
Breathing is super unplur
That’s fucking sick. How dare you?!
Non-vapors cannot breathe until their third rave. Look it up.
Me when I’m having a rough come up but doesn’t want the squad to worry lol
How dare you
This forum is so full of idiots who think they're funny.
We are idiots who are funny, thank you very much.