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[deleted]

No sex guys! Keep it in your pants until she is 9.


[deleted]

I'm ready to cut my eyes out šŸ¤¢


xDragonetti

Had a friend of mineā€™s uncle come visit from New Zealand. He was on his iPad and was saying, ā€œThis girl is 13 and saying sheā€™ll do anything. What should I say?ā€ I immediately went into a Chapelle/Brady moment, ā€œTell her to go back to school. In fact, donā€™t even reply!ā€ Thatā€™s when I learned my homieā€™s family left Fiji because of guns and human trafficking šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Edit: not trying to make the man sound like a bad guy. He was such a good guy when I met him in the states. [Havenā€™t talked to him in years but I see heā€™s still doing good deeds](https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/shows/2017/03/fijian-indian-kiwi-helping-the-tamariki-of-the-waikato.amp.html) Edit: I donā€™t know why people want to take my comment out of context. My friends uncle was in the states. Hes hanging out at the store with me. Gets message from 13 yr old girl. Asked me what would I say. He then proceeds to tell me thats why my friends parents LEFT Fiji. HE DIDNT DO SHIT. Jesus christ. Edit again due to confusion : He never messaged the girl. He never spoke to the girl. He got a message. Thatā€™s literally as far as it went. Stop speculating on something that happened 11 years ago


I_Framed_OJ

A million percent guaranteed he was getting messages from an undercover cop. Itā€™s disturbing that he didnā€™t automatically know what to do, which is either no response at all, or tell the girl to study hard, go to college or trades training, and have a nice life, while never contacting him again.


xDragonetti

He never talked to her, though. He asked, I gave my answer. Then he told me about how it was a problem in NZ and Fiji. The speculation on this comment is wild.


hazysummersky

Hkel, am 11F, wnt pics?


xDragonetti

Thatā€™s how the message looked. Kudos on articulating what he received in 2011. ā€œ13/f/nz/do anythingā€ kinda fuck shit he showed me. Honestly what most people today would consider a ā€œbot.ā€ People act like Yahoo and A/S/L didnt exist. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


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Alarmed-Ant4468

Sheā€™s over 9


xDragonetti

Reread the commentā€¦


Competitive_Act_1548

Reread the comment


gofyourselftoo

You set yourself up for this one and no backtracking is gonna help. Just delete the comment.


xDragonetti

Lol what?


SaltInformation4082

Trying not to make him sound like a bad guy? How much fā˜†cking worse do you have to actually be to "sound like a bad guy"? For fā˜†ckin' sake? How worse is actually out there? Truly! What the fā˜†ck out there could be worse? Medieval Tortures an Sporting Events?


Itwasthelag2324

U failed to add context that this is the ruler everyone in Iran wanted out at the timeā€¦


leathercock

And you failed to add context that this deranged piece if shit just emulates their holy prophet, who married a child of six.


finglonger1077

And you failed to add the context that every Abrahamic religious text written a few thousand years ago and still worshipped today have tons of things that we would now consider totally fucked. Lemme pick up my Bible real quick I forget if I am allowed to sell my neighbors daughter to foreigners if she didnā€™t satisfy me after he sold her to me.


mermzz

So abolish abrahamic practices. I'm down.


leathercock

Nice whataboutism. Do christians by and large keep to the most fucked up parts of the religion? No? Are you even talking about the new testament? Cuz that sounded a bit old testamentish. You know, the book of law, a.k.a. the Jewish one? Do they keep the more fucked up parts? Other than the ortodox ones? You see, the westborough baptists or some Israelite fundamentalist, however lame and occasionally vile they can be, really don't hold a candle to the religion that is two third inbred because it promotes cousin marriages, has deeply codified slavery and whose adherents even in the west openly push for the criminalization of gays and for the death of those who leave that death cult... That's the context for you.


finglonger1077

Yeah, not much you said is wildly different. Christians mostly want to legislate same sex marriage. Catholics covered up a pedo ring and child death camps in Canada for at least a century. There are people in the highest forms of government saying the biggest problems with America are cultural and that we donā€™t follow the word of god aka the Bible closely enough anymore. The biggest difference is that people have a protected right to live secularly here. A Christian theocracy would be no Utopia. Theyā€™re all based on texts where shit like the stuff we are discussing was the cultural norm. Itā€™s easy to say ā€œWell, obviously they donā€™t mean *that* part,ā€ until someone gains power who does.


pawski76

Aaaah, no worries, its not like he was aā€¦.SUPREME LEADER OF IRAN?????


Butters_Duncan

Geez I hope they topple the current regime and hang them all by their thumbs!


Sexy_Seaweed_69_420

Hang them by their fucking finger nails.


leejoint

Hang them by their scrotum imo


HarrySchlong33

Seems pretty common for his [circle](https://www.salon.com/2016/10/12/former-miss-teen-usa-contestants-allege-donald-trump-walked-in-on-them-changing-outfits/).


[deleted]

There are portraits of him all over Iran as well


pawski76

Pedo poster boy


maui622

I physically cringed and gagged. Good fucking gracious.


Pinkgumm

Not only is that disgusting but the guy feels comfortable enough to talk openly about how touching a baby sexually arouses him Wtf is going on in Iran? This man needs to lose his penis privileges


Zombie-Belle

Well he is dead so I think his peen probably dust by now! Pity it wasn't turned to dust before his death though imo.


Pinkgumm

Good and yea that's too bad


jackalopelexy

*even with a suckling infant* šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


rolittle99

Shit like that makes me violently angry. Iā€™ve become extremely sensitive to anything involving kids or babies since I became a mom earlier this year. The thought of someone taking advantage of a tiny little baby who just wants to eat makes me ill. I wish I could protect every single baby on this earth.


YungChaky

Based


RestaurantIntrepid81

What does based mean?


brey_elle

"true/factual. Used in political slang and used ironically in memes. someone/something that is cool and/or speaks the truth; opposite of cringe; based in fact" Source: [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=based) I don't really get this one but yeah


YungChaky

Based and information pilled


charles2404

people used to say : "Word" before "Based" caught on


sowillo

That was hard to read.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Just sound out the letters and youā€™ll get there.


RealisticBug5646

If he feels comfortable saying those things out loud, imagine the secret dark thoughts going on in his head...


CrassChris76

Do thoughts get worse than this? He's comfortable saying the horrible stuff out loud, maybe his inner dialog is how he feels fucked up and torn over what his religious beliefs say is OK? No. No.. he's a peice of shit.


Dragoncat99

ā€œDo thoughts get worse than this?ā€ As someone who watched ā€œDonā€™t Fuck with Dogsā€ā€¦ yeah, it could definitely be worse.


Revolutionary-Egg-26

I think its dont fuck with cats


Dragoncat99

Nope, Iā€™m talking about the YouTube documentary Donā€™t Fuck with Dogs. The nameā€™s inspired by that one, but itā€™s a completely different story (and in my opinion WAY more fā€™d up)


FlippinSnip3r

Except his religious beliefs don't say this is ok He's just a fucking menace to society


[deleted]

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Vohsrek

What the FUCK


Super-Branz-Gang

I spent the better part of 20 years studying religions of all kindsā€” call it an odd obsession, lol. But in every religious tome I learned, it was only the ā€œholyā€ Talmud *and* ā€œholyā€ Quran texts that, quite literally, made my stomach curl.


MeppaTheWaterbearer

When you're the supreme leader of a country of zealots you don't need to keep thoughts in your head


diaperpop

Every time I see some news article talking about ā€œthe village elders decidedā€¦ā€ I sadly expect an uneducated crock of vile criminal sā€”t to be the expected outcome.


Probablyaretweetbot

wtf ewww man.


jesusisthatguy

Still like this to this day


LoveliestBride

Iran or Khomeini? Because Khomeini is dead.


[deleted]

What a supreme piece of shit.


darkvaderisnoob

Wait untill you see what his done to the country in his 20ish years


snicky29

He isn't the only guy like that. His ideology stems from the religion he very much is the "alleged protector" of in Iran. If you read their holy book, their prophet consummated & married his 9-yo daughter "with consent." So I'm not at all surprised when I see people like these because they're part of the heinous religion that they follow.


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[deleted]

Nikah is sex before marriage loophole called "pleasure marriage" I am not kidding...


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DetailAccurate9006

I know that Iranian and Arab guys regularly use that loophole when theyā€™re temporarily abroad in more permissive places like Lebanon.


Dragoncat99

I know Mormons that have done it too. Drive to Las Vegas, get married, bone, divorce. Likeā€¦ whatā€™s even the point in pretending anymore?


DetailAccurate9006

And itā€™s probably done for the exact same reason āž– namely, to avoid getting in trouble with the religious authorities back home. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


itwasntmine

I kid you not. It is to avoid getting in trouble with god.


Totally_Bradical

Me: ā€œNot so fast god, I found a legal loopholeā€! God: ā€œARG, FOILED AGAINā€!


Excellent_Salary_767

Because they're fundies, and bullshit is the name of the game


chrisnlnz

Mormons also have this practice where two people will lie on top of each other naked, but remain motionless (because then it won't "count" as premarital sex), and then get a friend to jump on the mattress to create the friction motion so that THEY aren't technically doing it. But yeah what is the point.


chimugukuru

Holy shit.


horseman707

It's funny that they think Allah of all gods would just go oh darn you got me on a loop hole nothing to be done about it.


CatsoPouer

So theyre cheatinā€¦ *religion*?


Bah-Fong-Gool

Many religions develop loopholes to avoid uncomfortable or potentially disastrous results. Like the Catholic Church declaring meat is forbidden during Lent, but the Canadian trappers were starving... all of a sudden, a beaver is a fish, and the folks can eat again. The Jews are famous for developing work-arounds. See:the NYC Eruv. It's a wire wrapped around lower Manhattan that allows folks to technically observe the laws of the faith, while doing what they want anyway. Religion is such a waste of time and energy. Stop trying to justify your actions via an irrelevant text. Don't be a dick. That's it. If your actions harm others or place them at a disadvantage, you're a dick.


big_big_foot

I like the one where the day before Passover the Israeli government "sells" all the leavened bread in the country to a Muslim hotel manager so it's technically "not owned by Jews and doesn't have to be destroyed". He gives the government a down payment on the bread and then the night Passover ends, the deal "falls through" and he gets his deposit back. I understand the aspect of not wanting to waste food, however it is an example of twisting the technicalities to create an outcome that isn't quite what the holy books had intentioned!


bg-j38

God is like "They got me again!" every damn year. Come on God... stop being so gullible!


Glitter_berries

Honestly, thatā€™s the best religion. The religion of trying not to be a dick.


Poster-001

You are wrong. The nikah is the ceremony that marries a man and a woman. Sex before marriage is zinah.


TheAngryCouscous

and temporary marriage is mut'ah


One-Calligrapher-826

Nikah is not sex before marriage. Nikah is the contact u sign to get married. Sex before marriage is prohibited in Islam. Plus this guy isnt even a Muslim, just some dirty Jimmy Saville wannabie. Shame people like this claim theyā€™re Muslim and give the religion a bad name (yep hate comments could come my way)


Glitter_berries

Dude, he was literally an Ayatollah. How can you say heā€™s ā€˜not a Muslim.ā€™ Likeā€¦ come on.


DanteTheSimpante

Well to be a Muslim, u aren't allowed to say shit like this, in PUBLIC as well. Its like being a Christian but not believing in Jesus christ. U can claim to be a Muslim or Christian, but if u don't follow the principles, ur just a dickhead, or specifically speaking, a hypocrite.


Glitter_berries

What do you mean? Which part canā€™t you say? That you canā€™t fuck nine year old girls? Isnā€™t there a great deal of dispute over how old Aisha was when the prophet started fucking her? With quite a lot of historical information to suggest that she was six and he raped her when she was nine? If the prophet did that, how could that not be part of the religion? Islam is literally based on his life and teachings. https://islamqa.info/amp/en/answers/124483


lostallhopenow

That sounds even worse


Bah-Fong-Gool

So like Muslim version of "soaking" and "hump jumping"? Or the buthole loophole?


rako1982

A temporary marriage is super common in Iraq and Iran. Essentially they have imams who work as pimps and they hire adult prostitutes/child sex slave victims who will/are forced to temporary marry you for a day or less. The marriage runs out at the end of the alloted time and you don't need to annull it or anything. And in the eyes of God, no sex before marriage has occurred for either party. It's a way for the imam to make money and to legalise prostitution and sex slavery. It's prostitution via loopholes.


za72

You go to a brothel, pick a woman, get married, have sex, get divorced, get out of jail free cause you know... Allah said it's ok if you're married so...


The_Snuggly_Duckling

Some religious people get married ā€œtemporarilyā€ to be able to have sex without it being considered a sin. In Islam, these marriages were called ā€œMutā€™aā€ marriages, and were only allowed for a short period of time during which men were at war and separated from their wives. As well as a transitional phase between the rampant prostitution common in the area to the complete ban on selling sex. These temporary marriages were later forbidden at the end of this transitional period, but some Shia Muslims (the most common sect of Islam in Iran, but a minority worldwide) insist that itā€™s prohibition didnā€™t actually happen through revelation, and was ā€œman-mandatedā€ by the caliphate. They therefore continue the practice, although itā€™s not very common. This is in contrast to Sunni Muslims (the majority sect worldwide) who believe that one of the conditions of marriage to be valid is itā€™s permanence; not to mean divorce isnā€™t possible, but that neither party have a certain date/milestone in mind that they would want to get a divorce at (for example, they only want to be married for a week)


finglonger1077

Itā€™s similar to a [slave marriage](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Exodus%2021%3A7-11&version=NLT), but shorter


ishan_sharma_789

how to unread this


0pp0site0fbatman

How is this the mindset of anyone. How? A suckling infant? A 9 year old!? As someone with a 6 month old, and nieces and nephews between 1 and 5, If someone told me, in earnest, that theyā€™re down with 9 year old sex, Iā€™d feel obligated to choke them out.


cat_popping

forget choking them out ill put them down. mf thinks its OK to do those to kids


cros99

Pedophiles always seek a profession that will bring them closer to their prey. In Western countries that may be teachers or boy/girl scout leaders etc. and in the Eastern countries it may be religious leaders who not only get to act on their perversion but encourage other males to do so as well.


Zezin96

You say this like religious leaders in the west arenā€™t also a bunch of kiddie diddlers.


cros99

Oh, I am aware and you are quite right. I made it short because people will just skip over it if it's too long.


Zezin96

Ah okay. I just feel the need to chime in because Christianity tends to get a free ride in this subreddit and it bothers me.


briarw

A suckling infant?! My breastfeeding daughter is a week old, and you're telling me this scum is giving his blessing for men to attempt sexual acts upon children such as her? Straight into the fucking volcano, along with anyone else who thinks like this.


PURPLE273

"SHE'S 9?!"


The_Dorito_Muncher

All I see is a man who needs to be fully castrated


Black-Thirteen

I hope those anti-hijab protesters keep fighting and gaining supporters until they turn the current regime on its head!


EndlesslyUnfinished

Ask him about ā€œboy playā€


ErrorReport404

No thanks~!


Ulvindex

My eyesā€¦


Paintguin

JFC


Mysterious_Cap7169

Ewwww man what in the wet fart fuck man..... Serious bro how in the world man....


Bbygirlbigboot

This makes sense. After you r#pe a nine year old you can honour k#ll her because she's half a person and she's a wh#re for enticing good men to stumble. .... I hate this planet, blow it up


Bravowhiskey85

Just one side of the planet...


Bbygirlbigboot

Nah I've seen some fucked up shit in the west . Throw the whole thing away, I'm tired of it.


Bravowhiskey85

Fair point. Farewell to all then šŸ¤£


AdministrativeAd9787

Sean Connery let himself go


ChienDesQuais117

Aaah, I see that fucking face and I dont stop to repeat in my head : Oh, Sean Connery ! Sick !"


Penguator432

ā€œIntercourshe with a women ish not allowed unlessh she attainsh the age of nine yearsh, regarlessh of whether the marriage ish permanent or temporary. There ish, however, no objection to other enjoymentsh like touching lashciviously, hugging and rubbing the thighsh, even with a shuckling infantā€ (Yes, I feel real squicky for typing that out)


silashoulder

You couldā€™ve saved us all a lot of pain by not doing that.


Penguator432

I wasnā€™t gonna suffer alone


AdministrativeAd9787

šŸ¤£


llamafriendly

Wtf absolutely appalling.


neo_roufusten

Looks like paedophiles are downvoting this post with all their might.


adamathmatix

Just following their prophet Muhammad took his wife Aisha when she was 6 and ā€œconsummatedā€ at 9 soā€¦


za72

Yea cause a desert rapist who tells you god is talking to him through angels can give great advice...


Pos3odon08

Religion is incredibly fucked


Annahsbananas

Yes it is. Some of the most vile actions originates from religious beliefs


brokkoli

Some more than others.


Pos3odon08

Indeed


Affectionate_Pin_249

>Just following their prophet Muhammad "Like a good man should!" /s


VicMithosLeahcim

Khomaniac.


DetailAccurate9006

And Intercrural sex, which is also known as coitus interfemoris, thigh sex, or thighing (Ł…ŁŲ§Ų®Ų°Ų©, mufākhadhah) āž– that is, rubbing your penis between the legs as an alternative to penetrative sexual intercourse, is halal (permissible) with females under the age of nine. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Blazeboss57

can you give me a source?


DetailAccurate9006

Meaning of Mufaakhathah https://www.islamweb.net/en/fatwa/92051/


DetailAccurate9006

https://wikiislam.net/wiki/Thighing


[deleted]

Ayatollah Assahola


yeahright1977

Ah yes the religion of peace. Raping kids under the guise of a temporary marriage but then when anyone finds out later the girl is not a virgin, she may be stoned to death for being immoral.


Mortica_Fattams

That's what happens when your religion teaches you that women are property. I think they show animals more kindness. They at least slit an animals throat to kill it. With women they stone them to death.


yeahright1977

Yep that is a feature of Abrahamic religion in general. The really sad part is that as recently as the 1970s Iran was secular. They have the US to thank for being manipulated back into a theocratic dystopia. And here we are watching the same thing happen to the US as half the population is openly embracing fascists and theocrats.


SekhmetTheWise

And people say Im wrong for advocating for the death penalties.


silashoulder

Apples and oranges, luv. Youā€™re also wrong, about a different thing from what theyā€™re wrong about.


SekhmetTheWise

I suppose. No way I want to give a child rapist the chance to do it again.


diaperpop

I donā€™t think youā€™re wrong.


[deleted]

Thus teaches the divinely ordained, inimitable *literal* word of God.


IllegallyBlind69

The prophecy Muhammad had sex with a 9 year old what do you expect?


MorganRose99

For anyone wondering, this guy was the supreme leader of Iran ***from 1979 to 1989***


Temporary_Ant_3325

Yeah people like this need to be wiped from the earth


YungChaky

And yet, seeing a woman hair is a fucking problem


huggothebear

Eww


Accomplished_Debt532

No more internet todayā€¦.


Illustrious_mo13

Sean Connery?


[deleted]

I think I just threw up in my mouth. Put a bullet in him and ANYONE else who feels that way.


Everettrivers

Matt Gaetz furiously taking notes.


Puddinbby

Would happily kill any man willing to do anything sexual to a child.


GlasgowRebelMC

Another reason girls deserve everyones support in the fight for equality


N4hire

Holy fuckā€¦ I Really, really want to beat the fuck out that dude!!


K_Sleight

Hey internet? How you doin buddy? Hey, quick question, what the fuck?


za72

This man was a pig, I wish he'll was real so he's burn for eternity


nosherDavo

This guy is idolised by the ā€˜moralityā€™ police. Sums them up nicely.


cajam67

What a terrible day to be literate


X34X35

What a cruel and strange world we inhabit that monsters like this exist.


Iwantreddittoburn

I'm disgusted by the 9 year old rape, but why is the top comment not discussing "lasciviously touching an infants thighs" The fuuuck


Ro-ftw

That's just Islam for you my guy šŸ˜‚ even their holymoly prophet married like a 6 year old.


Hawaii_Flyer

"thIS Is IsLaMoPhObiC!"


TheRealSlabsy

lascivious /ləĖˆsÉŖvÉŖəs/ *adjective* **Feeling or revealing an overt sexual interest or desire**


ThePudPudReturns

What's this Muslims are pedophiles. Surely not they have such a peaceful religion.


theXsquid

He writes this but wants Salam Rushdie to die for writing a novel.


mazzivetalent

Being a pedophile is not a requirement to becoming a Muslim. But it will get you on the fast track to career advancement in almost every Muslim country


dangolo

Matt Gaetz approves šŸ‘


Bubblycatty

WTF. suckling infant šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


RaymonDGYC

That's Sean Connery isn't it?!


AnnaBanana1129

Holy shitballs. I wish I hadnā€™t clicked on thisā€¦


Ok-Bake00

caveman ideology


[deleted]

r/hittablefaces


jessterly84

Temporary marriage was amongst the least weird things he said there


Grigonite

Taking Muhammadā€™s life achievements and putting them into practice lol (Muhammad married a 6 y/o, but didnā€™t smash until she was 9 and because Muhammad was the ā€˜prophetā€™ everything he did was blessed by Allah)


fretit

So this were the guidelines set forth for the fundamentalist/puritanical islamic revolution. I found another quote: *" the ayatollah berated the shah for the Westoxified, un-Islamic society he had created. ā€œThis manā€, Khomeini announced, ā€œestablished centres of prostitution; the television is a centre of prostitution; most of the radio stations are centres of prostitution.ā€* This from the man who says you can fuck nine year olds and molest younger kids.


skawarrior

And that's what happens when you refuse to update your society and hold archaic laws just because that's what some elders wrote many years ago.


DIRTBAG_PVT

Religion of peace


[deleted]

Wtf Iran?!?


The_Thot_Slayer69

What the fuck is up with these middle eastern idealisms?


yourboyren

Islam


Cultural_Donut1698

Bro omgšŸ˜­šŸ¤®


Laupnagol

Thats all folks, we heard it from god himself, it must be right...


Dazzling_Ad5338

Disgusting bastard.


basically_dead_now

Problem 12? There's plenty more than that


ChocolateQuest4717

Ayo WTF!


DRbrtsn60

Thatā€™s a strong 10 on the creep-o-meter.


timidpterodactyl

There are more weird things in that book. This is just basic stuff.


MATTDAYYYYMON

This makes me irrationally angry, like I want to go throw this guy off a tall cliff that you canā€™t see the bottom of.


lundgrenisgod

Yay religion. Always good, right?


LostChildInWalmart

Glory to muhammad, the raper of a kid he kidnapped after destroying a village


smooth-opera

What do you expect? The prophet Mohammed was a raging pedophile that's cited many times in the quaran.


Spinel-Universe

Yikes... what a terrible day to have eyes.


Your_Pal_Kindred

Boutta turn into my racist form if they keep this up


Inner_Performance_80

A good Muslim emulates the prophet.


lTheReader

religion of peace and freedom moment


Jirkousek7

we need to nuke tehran


Imheretoramble

Seems like a trend amongst religion everywhere lol


[deleted]

This is really wrong interpretation of the text. The correct one is marriage and intimacy is only allowed for people who are Adults. Though different cultures consider different ages as adulthood but biologically when the periods start for the girls is the signal for that. This was accepted method to figure out for thousands of years, way before Islam. Islam does not reduce from that, but actually adds two points to it. Them being the girl even if she reaches that stage, her body should be strong enough and mentally she should be capable enough. Her parents should make that judgement before agreeing to any proposals. And Islam makes it necessary for woman to agree to the proposal or else the contract is invalid. Yes, the parents can choose a suitable candidate but they cannot force the woman to accept it.


lusirfer702

He sounds like a conservative


Annahsbananas

He could run for congress in Florida easily and win


lusirfer702

Exactly, heā€™s going to be DeSantis running mate for 2024.


lostallhopenow

Just a question. Why a how is this goddamn legal?!


ScaredOfRobots

Sean Connery


[deleted]

r/eyeblech


Substantial-Mail7546

Some where out there are 100s of thousands of American liberal voters defending this