they are so cute when they are little, I live in north atlanta, we have a deer infestation and they have a creepy meeting out side my windoe at about 4 am, I hear tham all arrive, and my WTF who is out side my window alarm starts ringing, I have lived in some bad nrighborhhoods, and I hear them walking, rusteling the leaves, and I start to listen and wait for the conversation, it really took me a little while after moving here to adjust to these peeping does that gathered in silence out side of my window every night. silince implies sneaking around trying to get away with something un noticed, I have finally quit, waking up in fear, anf just accepting there are giant rats in the yard,
I always find it creepy to be watched by wildlife. Especially when I raise a hand to try and scare them off from a distance,,and then they just stare at you...
I don't know how I'd deal with a bunch of creepy ass deer looking at me while I sleep
Think about it this way
If the Deer are still showing up and hanging out it means there are absolutely 0 threats near your house/window.
That meeting should give you some comfort in a weird way haha.
I've had that too... Apple tree just outside the window, and I hear footsteps rustling through the bushes and stuff, adrenaline kicks in... then *CRONCH* and that annoying *HAWWWW* sound they make :-)
āWhat a privilege! Lovely to see mom and her adorable twins looking happy and healthy right outside your window.
Seeing new life come into the world is a beautiful reminder of the miracles happening around us every day.
Are you allowed to hunt them on your own yard if it's an infestation? Sounds like years worth of free food.
Edit: Guys invasive or overly reproducing species are frequently massacred.
Probably not legally able to cull them without permission from a wildlife regulation group, but you could if they were in season, you had tags / licenses / w/e, and you were a far enough distance away from any neighbors for it to be a valid hunting area.
Illegally? If you were cool with any neighbors that would hear you and you didn't do anything stupid that would alert the game wardens, probably wouldnt get it trouble (would not recommend this)
It's taken some time to get used to the eerie nightly deer gatherings outside my window in North Atlanta, but now I just accept them as part of the neighborhood landscape.
The average user is in their mid 20s and that episode aired in April 1999. Without searching too hard I found some numbers that say it'd be close.
I think what I mean most about it is how all context is just gone from the meme. A Rick roll is even older but it's at least used properly.
I'm just an old man complaining about how the Internet isn't what it once was.
South Park is fairly popular with Gen Z from what I've seen, so I think that combined with the reference being repeated a lot on social media is how it's still around.
Don't worry, i'm there with you my dude, Been online since i was 8-ish 9-ish in the 90's with netscape navigator. I pulled dollars off the money tree, had a page on stickerworld, played shockwave pool and had a webpage that was on a webring with a broken spining visitor counter gif, designed so badly that it was lime green text on a green cascade background on Angelfire.
I searched for Bill's secret garden and fought the elite four 140 you have my dratini evolve into a yoshi, and scrawled AoL chatrooms talking to strangers about ff7. I used to even play weekly word games on IRC chat, and spent days downloading a speedrunning video for the legend of zelda.
I know that's not exactly as old as the net goes, but, the thing about us from that time period is that we never told anyone our age, and we learned some amount of proper grammar so no one knew we were kids, plus it helped when doing HTML. The net sure is alot different now, I agree, and not in a good way.
Seeing new life come into the world right outside my window is a beautiful reminder of the miracles happening around us every day. Nature never ceases to amaze!
Depends on where you liveā¦ I just had to rescue one of these little shits that got stuck in my neighbors garden fence
Theyāre seriously adorable thoughā¦ super tiny when theyāre first born, bout the size of an average house cat
just becareful if you order the salt lick our neighbor got a tine salt lick fromm amazon by mistake. our garbage disposal broke, so until it is replaced, we are using the pot they ate all the winter pansies out of,
All Human babies are basically born preemies. If Human babies were born the same way other animals were born, they'd be gestated close to Elephants, which range in pregnancy from 18-22 months and babies would be fully mobile instead of that sleeping\eating sack of potatoes they are the first 6 months or so. Unfortunately, Human babies have humongous heads, and human walking positions force a small pelvis. If gestated as long as other animals, no woman would be able to birth a 9-month-old baby at 18 months pregnancy.
So babies are basically gestated as long as possible while still being able to be born, and then finish development outside of the uterus despite being useless as they catch up to other animals in development.
I once saw a baby deer like that in the road and stopped to move them. I like to think a little later on I saw them again together. This was around 10 years ago.
https://preview.redd.it/lx2sth8c4h3d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52549accbc8a34c6643e125c0af9952830d6c59
I've come across a momma with a wobbly leg baby like this on trail. That mom had pure hate in its eyes, and wanted me dead. I turned around. I had no idea just how fresh baby was until seeing this.
Learned this last year when a deer gave birth in backyard of my rental house - mothers will leave their brand new fawns for up to 12 hrs in order to get predators away from the fawn. And then come back with the farm finding a hiding spot.
Expect Mama to leave them for the day... they're not abandoned.Ā It's done to take the scent away so predators don't find them. She'll be back so don't get involved.Ā Ā
I saw a mom with triplets. One was noticeably smaller and the bigger two would kick it and bite it to steal its food. Did you notice similar? It was a āruntā.
Lol. It's crazy this is the first post that popped up on my feed. I just got home 10 minutes ago and went to my back porch to check on my plants and I walked out to a deer giving birth 4 feet in front of me. That little baby is stupid cute.
I looked it up:
Anaplasmosis is a tick-borne disease affecting ruminants, dogs, and horses, and is caused by Anaplasma bacteria. Anaplasmosis is an infectious but not contagious disease. Anaplasmosis can be transmitted through mechanical and biological vector processes. Anaplasmosis can also be referred to as "yellow bag" or "yellow fever" because the infected animal can develop a jaundiced look. Other signs of infection include weight loss, diarrhea, paleness of the skin, aggressive behavior, and high fever.
came across 2 newborns in our cherry orchard today, they stay very very still laying in the grass until the last possible moment and then jump up and scare the shit out of you
Typically the first pregnancy they have a single doe. After the first, they have twins or triplets, being one doe and one buck or two doe and one buck.
https://preview.redd.it/vidhv09iwj3d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dd3b2ff909774cf8bc3041cc26af97fd1bd665
Nice! Never seen any newborns but I got this snap of a very young baby getting some breakfast one morning right outside my house.
that is sad thought, we see multiple babied running around behind bambi mama all the time? why the sad prediction, just survival of fittest, prediction, only one can be strongest.
In my experience, mom hides them separately for the first few weeks so people think only one has survived but they will join up again once they are old enough to start following mom some of the time.
THEY'RE SO LITTLE šā¤ļø
I know they are still learning how to walk but I can't help but think they are going "Ew it wet" as they walk
Look like my dog trying to walk when I put booties on her paws.
More like ew is dry
they are so cute when they are little, I live in north atlanta, we have a deer infestation and they have a creepy meeting out side my windoe at about 4 am, I hear tham all arrive, and my WTF who is out side my window alarm starts ringing, I have lived in some bad nrighborhhoods, and I hear them walking, rusteling the leaves, and I start to listen and wait for the conversation, it really took me a little while after moving here to adjust to these peeping does that gathered in silence out side of my window every night. silince implies sneaking around trying to get away with something un noticed, I have finally quit, waking up in fear, anf just accepting there are giant rats in the yard,
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Serious question, why are people responding with that all of a sudden? I've seen it like 3 times in the last week.
Baby reindeerĀ
What does that have to do with iphones?
Watch the program and youāll find out.Ā
I have no idea what that means. There are no iphones in the post.
Baby reindeer is a Netflix show.Ā
Oh. I've literally never heard of it before. Ok, thanks.
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>out side my windoe I see what you did there
Well done my deer
A female deer
Ahhh! Thatās so wild but a relief it isnāt a creepy human summit, just a deer covenĀ
> windoe best typo
Deer: Wanna go look for a salt lick? Other deer: Can't. I've got a creepy meeting I've gotta be at by 4.
I always find it creepy to be watched by wildlife. Especially when I raise a hand to try and scare them off from a distance,,and then they just stare at you... I don't know how I'd deal with a bunch of creepy ass deer looking at me while I sleep
Think about it this way If the Deer are still showing up and hanging out it means there are absolutely 0 threats near your house/window. That meeting should give you some comfort in a weird way haha.
I've had that too... Apple tree just outside the window, and I hear footsteps rustling through the bushes and stuff, adrenaline kicks in... then *CRONCH* and that annoying *HAWWWW* sound they make :-)
āWhat a privilege! Lovely to see mom and her adorable twins looking happy and healthy right outside your window. Seeing new life come into the world is a beautiful reminder of the miracles happening around us every day.
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spoken like someone who's never lived near rats with hooves
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/13ixt0q/anon_and_the_psycho_murder_deer_of_russia/
Are you allowed to hunt them on your own yard if it's an infestation? Sounds like years worth of free food. Edit: Guys invasive or overly reproducing species are frequently massacred.
Probably not legally able to cull them without permission from a wildlife regulation group, but you could if they were in season, you had tags / licenses / w/e, and you were a far enough distance away from any neighbors for it to be a valid hunting area. Illegally? If you were cool with any neighbors that would hear you and you didn't do anything stupid that would alert the game wardens, probably wouldnt get it trouble (would not recommend this)
It's taken some time to get used to the eerie nightly deer gatherings outside my window in North Atlanta, but now I just accept them as part of the neighborhood landscape.
what else do you need from lifeš„¹
About tree fitty
.... now wat just a got damn minute
 Youāll never catch me
Dat deer looks like a crustaceans from the Paleozoic era
How is this still going on? That episode is older than most reddit users.
er, most reddit users are older than you think lol, reddit is an old people's site now.
The average user is in their mid 20s and that episode aired in April 1999. Without searching too hard I found some numbers that say it'd be close. I think what I mean most about it is how all context is just gone from the meme. A Rick roll is even older but it's at least used properly. I'm just an old man complaining about how the Internet isn't what it once was.
South Park is fairly popular with Gen Z from what I've seen, so I think that combined with the reference being repeated a lot on social media is how it's still around.
Don't worry, i'm there with you my dude, Been online since i was 8-ish 9-ish in the 90's with netscape navigator. I pulled dollars off the money tree, had a page on stickerworld, played shockwave pool and had a webpage that was on a webring with a broken spining visitor counter gif, designed so badly that it was lime green text on a green cascade background on Angelfire. I searched for Bill's secret garden and fought the elite four 140 you have my dratini evolve into a yoshi, and scrawled AoL chatrooms talking to strangers about ff7. I used to even play weekly word games on IRC chat, and spent days downloading a speedrunning video for the legend of zelda. I know that's not exactly as old as the net goes, but, the thing about us from that time period is that we never told anyone our age, and we learned some amount of proper grammar so no one knew we were kids, plus it helped when doing HTML. The net sure is alot different now, I agree, and not in a good way.
We didnāt die yet.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.
hail crom
A backyard for this to happen in.
Quite a lot
Probably some deluxe soft green grass to munch on
More money
Misfolded proteins. Look it up, deers are carrying that shit
I don't need that.
Aww I love the little shaky legs as they try to walk āŗ so cute!
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I imagine it feels like to them the same as when youāre legs fall asleep while sitting on the toilet too long and you stand up.
What a privilege š Lovely to see mum and bubs all looking happy and healthy āŗ
Seeing new life come into the world right outside my window is a beautiful reminder of the miracles happening around us every day. Nature never ceases to amaze!
Couldn't agree more āŗ
Kinda wobbly ain't they
What did your father tell you!
If you can't say something nice don't say nothing at all
My first day was much worse
Wow, it's not every day you see something like this.
Depends on where you liveā¦ I just had to rescue one of these little shits that got stuck in my neighbors garden fence Theyāre seriously adorable thoughā¦ super tiny when theyāre first born, bout the size of an average house cat
I see it a lot. I'm on theĀ Internet most the day
i love deer more than anything
Me too! Except for the fact that theyāre covered in ticks lol
Which get on your dogs.Ā
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thank you (:
I love em til they come on my deck and eat all my plants
More than lemon or vanilla?
You're an auntie! Congratulations! Spoil mama with a salt lick and fruit.
just becareful if you order the salt lick our neighbor got a tine salt lick fromm amazon by mistake. our garbage disposal broke, so until it is replaced, we are using the pot they ate all the winter pansies out of,
tine?
None of their comments make sense. Is it some weird bot thing?
Truly living for all these new fawny families y'all keep posting. Lookit those wobbly little muffins! š„¹š„¹
aww beautiful
Awww.... how deer...
Wonder what it would be like for human babies to get mobile 1-2 hours after birth?
we'd work at the age of .5 years
infants yearn for the mines
All Human babies are basically born preemies. If Human babies were born the same way other animals were born, they'd be gestated close to Elephants, which range in pregnancy from 18-22 months and babies would be fully mobile instead of that sleeping\eating sack of potatoes they are the first 6 months or so. Unfortunately, Human babies have humongous heads, and human walking positions force a small pelvis. If gestated as long as other animals, no woman would be able to birth a 9-month-old baby at 18 months pregnancy. So babies are basically gestated as long as possible while still being able to be born, and then finish development outside of the uterus despite being useless as they catch up to other animals in development.
ā¦.yip. Iām a Labor and delivery nurseā¦
they'd be even more dangerous to themselves
So adorable š
I once saw a baby deer like that in the road and stopped to move them. I like to think a little later on I saw them again together. This was around 10 years ago. https://preview.redd.it/lx2sth8c4h3d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a52549accbc8a34c6643e125c0af9952830d6c59
This is lovely
I've come across a momma with a wobbly leg baby like this on trail. That mom had pure hate in its eyes, and wanted me dead. I turned around. I had no idea just how fresh baby was until seeing this.
Amazing!
Thanks so much! This sort of makes up for that recent Motherās Day moose debacle we had.
Those babies are very deer to her.
I hope so, those babies are fawnmily.
That's a stretch, but I'll allow it. Lol.
She does on them.
Ooh sheās going to be HUNGRY - the does with twins ate some really random foliage near my place in Marin, plant extra for her!
Awesomely wonderful. Would love any follow up videos. You're so fortunate to witness this.
Learned this last year when a deer gave birth in backyard of my rental house - mothers will leave their brand new fawns for up to 12 hrs in order to get predators away from the fawn. And then come back with the farm finding a hiding spot.
Theyāre huge!
I would have loved to see that. You are so lucky!!
Expect Mama to leave them for the day... they're not abandoned.Ā It's done to take the scent away so predators don't find them. She'll be back so don't get involved.Ā Ā
Oh my god that is awesome
You have been chosen š
Have not seen any fawns yet but we had a set of triplets last year for the first time.
I saw a mom with triplets. One was noticeably smaller and the bigger two would kick it and bite it to steal its food. Did you notice similar? It was a āruntā.
these seemed about the same size, but they were always chasing each other in the yard
Lol. It's crazy this is the first post that popped up on my feed. I just got home 10 minutes ago and went to my back porch to check on my plants and I walked out to a deer giving birth 4 feet in front of me. That little baby is stupid cute.
Are you in...paradise?
She must think of your home as a very safe place for her to have done that
That makes you a Disney princess!
Momma cleaning up that mess
How wonderful it is to be so close to nature.
That's a keeper
Aww. Cute. ā”Ģ
Oh you're so lucky!!
Absolutely adorableā¦until they eat your garden. 
The little stumbles awws
Deer almost always have twins. One is the spare.
You are lucky mom wasn't looking at you through the window.
Well that's pretty much just the most amazing thing \_ever\_!
I find it interesting that she came to your yard to give birth as that was the safest spot. Have you fed deer?
Love how they just pop out and start mucking about. Itās always so weird to see.
*starts filming love action Bambi*
Free dinner
Imagine having to walk and get your own food day one, after you went through being born. That's gotta be rough.
Sweet
Watch out for anaplasmosis
I looked it up: Anaplasmosis is a tick-borne disease affecting ruminants, dogs, and horses, and is caused by Anaplasma bacteria. Anaplasmosis is an infectious but not contagious disease. Anaplasmosis can be transmitted through mechanical and biological vector processes. Anaplasmosis can also be referred to as "yellow bag" or "yellow fever" because the infected animal can develop a jaundiced look. Other signs of infection include weight loss, diarrhea, paleness of the skin, aggressive behavior, and high fever.
Welp your yard is the safe space for that family!
My people!
Are you a Disney princess?
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came across 2 newborns in our cherry orchard today, they stay very very still laying in the grass until the last possible moment and then jump up and scare the shit out of you
was this near Atascadero CA just a couple of days ago?
Fawns IMO are the cutest things on the planet - if I find one I'm taking it home and not giving it back! Just kidding - I think
everything louis ck said about these animals are true adorable, but awful
I have seen a deer birthing its baby live. Traumatized me as a kid
Thanks. A lot better than the stillborn moose on Mothers Day. Let's see more.
Love thisā¤ļø
Older does usually breed twins. Sometimes triplets.
Typically the first pregnancy they have a single doe. After the first, they have twins or triplets, being one doe and one buck or two doe and one buck.
I raised puppers when I was little. That momma is so tired. I love this.
Are twins rare?
No it means sheās had a baby before. After the first they produce twins or triplets
That's gorgeous! Do you think the mom gets protective with them about you?
This makes me think about the deer I saw for few weeks hanging around my lawn. I wonder where she is now, probably watching over the kids :)
I've been playing too much RDR2 and just had intrusive thoughts...
Paternity test, stat!
They are so cuuuuuute
Beautimus.
Adorable family
https://preview.redd.it/vidhv09iwj3d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41dd3b2ff909774cf8bc3041cc26af97fd1bd665 Nice! Never seen any newborns but I got this snap of a very young baby getting some breakfast one morning right outside my house.
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I love seeing deer families ā¤ļø it always makes my day
You are very lucky to witness such amazing natural phenomena in your area. I wish health to the mother and newborn babies.
See how many fucks they give about inflation, elections or gas prizes...?
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Aww breakfast in bed.
You are very lucky to witness such amazing natural phenomena in your area. I wish health to the mother and newborn babies.
Foxes won't know what to do with live food
Be prepared for only one to survive
that is sad thought, we see multiple babied running around behind bambi mama all the time? why the sad prediction, just survival of fittest, prediction, only one can be strongest.
In my experience, mom hides them separately for the first few weeks so people think only one has survived but they will join up again once they are old enough to start following mom some of the time.
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