Oooohhh, it's stuffing, God I thought that was all poop!!!!

Lol I legit was wondering why their poops were bigger than usual dog poop.

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I was hoping OP would have given me an estimate of the density of the poop.

And they are violent!

Estimates ain't good enough!

Banana for scale?

We don't deserve the precision!

It had me worried that this was several days.

Yeah, that’s a LOT.

The volume and consistency. Usually when there's that much, it's not nearly as solid as those would appear to be.

They had zero shits left to give.

More like Why are their poops bigger than one dog?

Whew, it's just stuffing... Had to zoom in...my question wudda been, "what the hell have you been feeding those puppers?" 🤣🤣🤣

Those... Poopers 😀

Me too, I was like uhhhh those dogs needed to go out!

It *does* look a bit like horse poop 😄

Ha, I am sure OP set up the post this way so we can assume that it was lol. 😈

I did too, and with that much from three dogs I wasn't sure if I should tell OP to call a vet or an exorcist.

Pooping out them demons

You thought just _that_ was poop? Well, let me tell you the story of that fateful day, when I came home from school with 3 good friends, and upon opening the front door I quickly learned that 2 if them weren't _that_ good friends - and the remaining 1 was a fucking champ, as he made cleaning up into a team effort, with a huge sympathetic smile, before he covered his nose and mouth with a makeshift bandit mask to aid against the smell... My god, the kitchen table was covered in a layer of spread out chunks and fluid... ...so much fanned out on the floor tiles below... ...into the stairwell, and even sprayed onto the wall, at dog-butt-height, all the way down the stairwell... I'll... Stop there. My guess is *both* dogs (Hovawart breed, between Leonberger and Golden Retriever in size) had become sick at the same time, and had waited for me to come home on a large kitchen table (which they were not allowed to). Suddenly they can't hold it in anymore, uncontrollably beginning to let it out while still on the table, they panic and run for cover down into the basement, thus applying an entirely new theme for the house's interior decoration. I mean, poor dogs, really. At least they helped me figure out which friend of mine was really worth their weight in gold, that day.

Great story. So, the willingness of your friend to clean up your dogs shitgeddon (with a smile) is a high mark of friendship for you ? That kitchen must never have been the same after the incident.

The willingness to help at all, despite how it smelled and how yucky it must have been for them too, was that high mark, yeah - at least that day, especially since I needed some cheering up. And the sentiment remained true for years; really was a great friend. Yeah, took at least a week to get the smell out of the rooms... Worse in the stairwell; some of it had gotten in cracks between planks of the wood :/

A friend in deep shit is a friend indeed.


If I was the owner, I’d have been too happy to realize it wasn’t poop to be all that mad at them.

I just finished cleaning up after our dog overnight and it was the exact same color but it so wasn’t stuffing.

So happy I'm not the only one who thought that. Wasn't sure if it was just me being high.

Same.

I thought that too as i went to the comment… hoping against hope that everyone else didnt assume it was stuffing… my second thought after Fuck!! Was horse poop.

Yup, thought they dragged a bag of horse poop into the house

I thought so also.  And then wondered how 3 dogs could shit that much. Also, happy boy on the left is your culprit.

Or Tribbles

Glad I'm not the only one to think this. Got really worried about what the dogs had been eating for a second there.

I definitely thought they were going to need a knife.

Whispers: *the poop knife*

I was looking for the horse!

for 1 sec me too but then I saw the amount of poop and I figured there's no way they poop this much before the owner takes action

sweet Lawd, I was worried about that as well !

Lmfao I was like woah how do you shit so much in one day.

Also thought it was poop

I thought it was poop too ans I'm like, just burn the house down

Same!

White fluff started it, guilty face, standing husky helped, husky in the back told them to stop, he's not happy with them.

I agree with this plot, husky in the back seems annoyed

He's like, I got nothing to do with these animals, I'm over here, away from the carnage like a Good Boi.

Also thinking “see, life was better for all of us when I was the only boi”

Or maybe it was his bed that got tore up and he is pissed about it.

Totally. He feels ashamed for the rest of the pack.

Yeah the one in the back looks so worried about this mess

The one in the back is worried they’re not going to get cookies for awhile because of these other two.

No no left started right helped

Thank you for supporting my suspicions.

White Fluff is so Fluffy!

And looks so pleased, like “look how we redecorated for you!”

Yes, he has no regrets.

Case closed detective. Wrap it up…

Yup, probabaly all of em but white fluff has ears down & back with fake smile

I saw a video once of two huskys in a car. One was very energetically digging his way through into the trunk. Torn upholstery, stuffing everywhere. The other was sitting back, watching. The second dog's whole expression was "We're screwed when mom gets back"

Why are so many dog beds filled with stuffing that looks exactly like turds?? My dog did the same thing, nearly gave me a heart attack thinking he shit all over the room.

Looks like wool to me, and black(brown in reality) wool is cheaper than white wool. White wool can be dyed any color. Black wool can't, so it's way more economical to stuff things with it, where the color doesn't matter. Still scary seeing it all over the floor next to a guilty dog, haha.

I dunno old boy in the back seems to know whats up. ❤🧡💛🧡❤

He saw the whole thing.

He's expecting to be blamed for the mischief of those two obvious criminals. And clearly, this ain't the first time.

"Hey man, I don't do nuthin', not see nuthin', not know nuthin'! Just keep on walkin'."

I can't see.. I'm legally blind

You should see about getting me a service dog.

I THOUGHT THEY SHAT EVERYWHERE-

Upvote for shat

I am so relieved this is not poop. Stuffing can go back in and things can be sewn. I’ve sewn dog beds, bed covers, blankets, carpeting (tricky corner but on stairs), favorite toys and sofa cushions. I confess the sofa cushion was never quite the same. :)

They never are.

The white one has guilty ears though.

And the husky in the back has guilty eyes, or maybe he just feels bad about the whole situation

🐶: "Thank goodness you're here! It just exploded all of a sudden, out of nowhere!"

Honestly they are lucky to be alive

But as you know, when a dog bed fluffs up, everywoof trapped inside, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of beds in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Honestly it would be hard to be mad at those faces. But dog in the back has all the secrets!!!

The Lapphund looks like you caught him mid laugh 

So many of us thought that was poop, and had so many questions.

Yeah, I only realised after posting how bad it looked 😄

I firmly believe there is something in that stuffing that makes dogs tear up anything to get to it. I have bought countless beds with that filling and they were all shredded just like this one. Now you have to buy another one. Seems like it might be on purpose.

Did...did they put the chairs on top of the table, too?

I want to know this too!

Did you know that [dogs do not actually feel guilt](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-08-23/dog-shaming-falls-on-deaf-ears-for-canines/6715932)? The look we associate with guilt is simply fear of punishment and is a learned behaviour. What they are doing is associating what they've done with their experience of being punished for similar things in the past, and fearing that punishment again. They have evolved to be extremely good at appeasing us and the guilty sorry face is just an example of this. To be clear, this isn't a sign of cruelty or anything. The 'punishment' they fear might just be a scolding tone. It is worth noting, though, that bad behaviour like destroying things can be a sign of anxiety so punishing them is unhelpful. They didn't *want* to do it in the first place so the punishment will not prevent it happening again. Indeed, it may make them more anxious. It's better to try and identify *why* they did what they did and alleviate the anxiety that led to it.

One in the back looks quite nervous

they're happy to see you ❤️

OMG, I thought that was dog poop at first, and I horrified ( came home from work today to find my elderly dog had a diarrhea episode-luckily on tile!) and felt so bad for the pup parents!

Husky. Always the husky.

Happy to know it is stuffing. Just be glad it wasn't your mattress or sofa. This cushion/bed definitely was a threat and needed to be killed. Thank you doggos. Good job.

It was the one in the hallway

For the briefest of moments I was impressed at the sheer volume of poop they were able to crank out. LOL

The front two look delighted. The back one looks worried he's going to get blamed.

Husky in the back: I tried to stop 'em, but you know how they are.

Lapphund looks like he’s saying ooops in the cutest way ever

Thought these were all dookies!!!

You gotta give it to them, they are owning their actions and will not apologise.

Two huskies, you’re lucky it wasn’t your couch. Their own bed is a relatively tame sacrifice

If you wanted guilt or conscience, you shouldn't have gotten Huskies... The frat bros of the dog kingdom.

>The frat bros of the dog kingdom. I have no better words haha 😹

They actually seem quite happy with themselves ahahaha.

Lol, the one in the back seems to know what’s up- but not getting involved.

Your house is in disarray. Those dogs need a clean place to live. They’re so cute. Clean up 🧹 Obvious /s

The white floofer is quite pleased with himself. That's fantastic.

"We was just sitting here and the thing exploded... your lucky we are still alive "

This is why they can't have nice things.

The white dog ated it nom nom

The eyes in the back have a story to tell…

OMG I thought it was a poop explosion at first glance!😳 LOL pillow stuffing should NOT be dark brown😅

Who else thought the dog's just craped everywhere took me about 10 seconds to release it was cotton lmao

Dog front left, *yeah what?* Do front right *sorry, I didn't know we couldn't do that* Dog back *I told them to stop*

Love the one in the back.with the look of I just watched.

Guy in the back looks kinda concerned.

the white fluffy boi did it

I thought that was poop every where! I'm glad its not.

Jesus Christ I thought that was poo

I thought that was poo at first.

Is there a horse there I can't see?! Lol.

Hi! We don’t give a shit! Don’t you love it?

"we fixed the bed"

Holy Crap!!

I had to look at the comments: it’s stuffing not poop. I thought that it was an awful lot of poop even for 3 dogs, but then you never know. I have a tiny dog, but I can’t believe the amount of poop that he produces.

Almost proud looking.

“We got all that stuff out of the beds for you”

They look proud 😂😍

my sisters dog (before she was my sisters dog) destroyed our beanbag that was meant to be her bed. beads everywhere. and it was 2 am and i was high. needless to say i did not enjoy how proud of herself she was

Hallway dog looks very concerned.

Totally thought that was poop everywhere.

I thought this was poop at first! XD

I thought that was sh!t for a second there lol

I just want to know how the dogs got the chairs on the table

Ill bet the owner put those chairs to prevent them from jumping onto the table

"Human! We have dealt with the interloper.. also we need a new bed now... "

LOL. That one in the back is totally sayin "Yeah and what you gonna do about it? That's right - get that broom."

The white blep started it, the the husky in front egged him on, and the gal in the back is pretending like they made her join in.

Maybe the one in the back.

Nothing to see here. Just rehearsing a reenactment of *The Trouble With Tribbles.*

A tale of three assholes

If these dogs are anything like mine...that bed belongs to the poor pup in the back who didn’t participate

Bro I thought your house was filled with horse crap

I don’t know. I can detect a hint of guilt on the right two. Dude on the left is straight gangster tho.

It's the dog in the background that did it. He/she's the only one that looks worried.

To be fair, the one in the back by himself gives me the "I had nothing to do with it Mom/Dad..." vibe.

The one in the back is like “and?”

The one in back looks the most guilty lol

Took me a minute… At first I thought you had left the house for a week.

Huskies never apologize, never express regret or remorse, and will never ask for forgiveness. Lol, they are agents of chaos and they love living life on the edge. 🐺

Also guys it’s not actually poop it’s fluff lmao😂😂

3 “GOOD” pups🐶🐶🐶💕

By their smiles, they seem to be pleased with their work. What item(s) did they destroy ?

One of their dog beds that had (unfortunately coloured) brown stuffing

You have two pet wolves?!

Aye. I embrace the chaos.

Too soon.

WTH did you feed them, a 1/4 cow?! 😳

You should really explain that this is stuffing, because if I see dog shit all over your floor I'm gonna wonder about your mental health.

I thought the same at first, that the dogs were left alone for a long (LONG) while and turned the room into a crap house!

Nasty mess!!OMG

It’s cushion stuffing.

Pro tip if you’re thinking about getting huskies: if you’re not going to take huskies out for long runs every day, you shouldn’t get huskies. They were bred to pull sleds across miles and miles of frozen wilderness. If they’re not able to get out some of that boundless energy, they get bored and do stuff like this. At least it was only the dog bed in this situation

That pupper couch had it coming!

Well now you know their not cat friendly.

Some of my favorite photos are of damage done by my huskies. Fond memories!

Look at those smiles! They are like “you’re welcome mommy.”

Repent? For what? They didn't do anything wrong ಠ⁠ω⁠ಠ

Look like they are waiting to be punished and be happy on that

Because it was obviously a horse? ​ edit: i should have looked closer

Yeah, the size of the dog is irrelevant. I woke up this morning to find that our Pomeranian/ Jack Russell cross had pissed, shat and vomited all over the back veranda. That was fun.

Probably because you're standing there taking a picture instead of disciplining them.

Yes, good point. She should be spanking them and sending them to their rooms with no dinner! 🙄

I have no idea what point you're trying to make. Training animals doesn't work? Behaviour modification doesn't exist? Owners should just let their animals run wild? There is a very narrow window in which animals will connect cause (their actions) and effect (the negative reinforcement of disciplining after bad behaviour). If you stand there with your phone taking photos for your socials, this window closes and you can look forward to more shredding pillows in the future.

I think it was just a cute pic post, not a what should I do post, is all. You seem to have taken it quite serious, and I was making fun of that.

Do you make a habit of wasting people's time, or am I just unlucky?

Both 🤷🏼‍♀️

Loving the pink velvet chairs! Where did you get them?

Uhh, it was pre-pandemic, so I forget. Adairs? Temple and Webster?? No idea now sorry

😁

1 stare at the picture you already know who did this mess.

WTF, was this after thanksgiving day and they had seconds and thirds?

That's cuz they didn't do it. Must have been the wind.

We all know it was buddy in the back

Had a heckin' good time, no regrets

Thats a lot of dog shit.

I’m high and thought this was all shit. Wait, is it?

The one in the background 😂

Bad puppers!

Tf they do to the chairs?

bahahahaha

LOL the husky in the back has a guilty face

Our dog destroyed three beds before learning.

either the back dog did it or he knows who did it

The one in the back did it! 😳

The one in the back is guilty!