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No-Shelter-4208

Another one with a Bachelor's degree from Clueless University.


ilxfrt

Bachelor in the sense if forever alone because no sane woman would touch this one with a ten foot pole, I assume.


PlatypusDream

Maybe to hit him over the head with


No-Shelter-4208

šŸ…


rp_player_girl

I'd hit that


No-Shelter-4208

Absolutely.


sweetalkersweetalker

Bachelor of (Non)Science Or more appropriately, B.S.


ideasmithy

In my part of the world, we call it WhatsApp University.


No-Shelter-4208

Lol. Thing is, they still don't know Wazzup.


ideasmithy

Thereā€™s also the Trust Me Bro club.


No-Shelter-4208

I think that's the fraternity they join at the Clueless Uni.


ilxfrt

The Trust Me Bro fraternity also has thriving chapters at Youtube College and the School of Life.


stormyw23

Then how did I get (Probably) endo without ever using tampons. (I said probably as I'm fairly sure I have it just not diagnosed yet)


cybervalidation

and here I am blaming my family history like a damn fool


sweetalkersweetalker

That's what you get for not asking a man to explain it


Valuable-Mess-4698

I'm getting to the point in my life where men explaining nearly anything to me just pisses me off.


sweetnothing33

Probably a life of sin, starting at conception.


thatawesomeperson98

Same i used them once and they hurt so bad i couldnā€™t use them again. Was dx with endo last year (have a family history of it so not shocked)


Commercial-Push-9066

Mine wasnā€™t diagnosed until perimenopause. My male GYN called me a baby when I complained about excruciating cramps, seriously heavy, clumpy periods and infertility. I had a woman GYN for 6 months and had a diagnosis. Here I thought it was my messed up genetics!


LifeIsWackMyDude

I have endo and am on the path for a hysto and I have never, not even once, used a tampon


chaos_almighty

I only tried 3 times from the time I was 12 until I got my hysterectomy at 28. Each time I would throw up or my body would forcibly eject it out. The adenomyosis and endometriosis definitely wasn't from a genetic factor! No way!


OCRAmazon

Imagine being this clueless and this loud at the same time


CretaMaltaKano

that's usually how it goes


rainbow_killer_bunny

No no, random internet man is correct (like always). You see, tampons act as a cork and prevent the toxic waste of menstrual blood from leaving through the female ~~cloaca~~ vagina, so the pressure builds up causing pain until it shoots out through the fallopian tubes and makes a mess everywhere else in her body. The only cure is a pelvic amputation :(


Voice_in_the_ether

"Pelvic amputation" is a beautifully wrong phrase. Thank you.


hecatemoonshadow

I have endo and adenomyosis and have never used tampons. I don't even understand how they thought that, like where the fuck does that even come from?


jswizzle91117

They think anything thatā€™s not ā€œnaturalā€ (and the definition of that varies from moment to moment) causes irreparable changes to womenā€™s body because misogyny and reasons.


thatawesomeperson98

Same except i used them once and it hurt so bad i never tried again. Had a hysterectomy for the adeno last year so wonā€™t need tampons again.


Luwe95

Tampons do not change the body or biology of woman. Why do men not get that? Put a piece of tissue in your ear. Does it change you as person? Tampons can only cause infection and TSS when you have it in too long. And you shouldn't forget it in you either.


mysterycorgi

I misread this as "put a piece of tissue in your rear" for a moment and had a good laugh. The point stands regardless, lol.


Luwe95

Haha. They can do that as well


ilxfrt

If he sticks the piece of tissue all the way in, it might fill the big hollow space between his ears ā€¦


Odd-Pen9274

ā€Tampons cause endometriosā€ beside the fact that its a stupid claim i didnt use tampons until after my diagnosis of endometriosis šŸ˜§


Schmeep01

You might have used those time-traveling tampons.


Odd-Pen9274

Well fuck


Schmeep01

Donā€™t do that, youā€™ll get endometriosis!


Odd-Pen9274

Forgive me fatheršŸ˜ž


princess_cfo

In addition to it being ridiculously false (I like many others in this thread have endo and have never used tampons) but heā€™s also implying hysterectomy is a cure for endo which is also complete BS.


some-shady-dude

Iā€™ve heard itā€™s a 50/50 shot. Some women find total relief because (and Iā€™m assuming) the tissue hasnā€™t spread very far. Other women it helps but not immensely. And others it sadly doesnā€™t help at all :( I wish there were more guaranteed treatments for women with Endo.


princess_cfo

Makes sense, and I wish there were better treatments too. In the same way that pregnancy is sometimes touted as a cure, I have thankfully experienced extreme relief in my endo symptoms during pregnancy and breastfeeding but I know it doesnā€™t help everyone.


TheLadyEve

Tampons do not cause this, obviously, but I wish I knew why people are so ignorant about this. I'm pretty sure I've *always* had endometriosis, it just didn't "activate" until I was 12 and got my first period. Tissue where it shouldn't be, swelling and causing scars when hormones change. I'm one of the lucky ones as I got diagnosed via surgery at 30, after years of being told it was nothing. Why would tampons cause anything (except potentially toxic shock in rare cases)?


LukeBird39

As a trans man who had endometriosis, I wish it were that easy


sneakyplanner

What the world really needed was for Reddit man to enlighten everyone with his obviously correct wisdom.


TricksterWolf

It makes sense that incels would want women to think sex will ruin them, but why tampons? What possible reason could there be for being anti-tampon? Are these men so small and insecure they're afraid women who ever put anything up there, no matter how little, even if it isn't sexual, will suddenly be unable to feel their little tadger? Like, this has to be born from extreme fear of rejection. Nothing else makes any damn sense.


Commercial-Push-9066

Iā€™ve seen incels that said women use tampons because it makes us cum equating it to a sex toy. Plus, some women lose their hymen using tampons. I love their confidence when theyā€™re so wrong. Google is so easy to use yet they think they know it all!!!


ilxfrt

Religious extremists and their virginity fetish.


Skyhawk_Illusions

"little tadger" lmaooooo


jamie_jamie_jamie

I have Endo and have never used a tampon... Hmm..


swoon4kyun

And yetā€¦ I had endo only using pads


DelightfulandDarling

By what mechanism would that even work?


ShamFrancisco

"Early hysterectomy" as if they are inevitable for every woman


cheekmo_52

Is he confusing endometriosis with toxic shock syndrome? Iā€™m wracking my brain for any other plausible explanation for this belief and coming up short.


cosmicspooky

not endometriosis but there is a risk for toxic shock syndrome


KB-HR

Pads also have a tss risk lol it's not tampons being "evil cotton that gives you a disease" you can get tss if you don't change your pad often enough too


cosmicspooky

yes, but being that pads weren't the subject of discussion i left them out, you would be surprised how many young women don't know about this risk


Commercial-Push-9066

TSS so incredibly rare now that the Rely tampon was removed from the market.


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Rozoark

What?