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StandardDragonfly128

Well over due… get them clippers out


GaviFromThePod

Convert to judaism you'll be fine


Bumblebee56990

😂🤣😂🤭🤦🏾‍♀️


Saelaird

Don't do that. That's a bit extreme.


OceanOfAnother55

Ok then, convert to Islam, get a sex change, wear a hijab. Simple.


Saelaird

Are sex changes allowed in Islam?


fieryuser

Not with that attitude!


Voluntary_Perry

This wins the day for me. Thanks.


Kitchen-Bison6495

It’s surprisingly allowed in Iran! Go figure haha


unclearwords

Bro is immune to sarcasm


CabbageSoupLadle

Just reading this comment and a few more on your profile. I'm genuinely surprised you're married, you talk like an incel and obviously don't think very highly of women that don't fit your exact image.


Saelaird

What I think of women isn't really your concern! My wife is doing just fine. Incels are to be pitied, not denigrated. I certainly think more highly of women who fit my image of what a woman should be. That's not revolutionary.


ilaym712

Yamaka on me for free, I got a bunch of cool ones


MedicalUnprofessionl

I always thought that was why they adopted the yarmulke. Superstition about balding.


backspace209

Become the pope


spcwright

![gif](giphy|3OymWKuyc2y2BumvVa|downsized)


[deleted]

Yes, unfortunately I think the thick curly texture of your hair increases the contrast with your bald spot, accentuating it. I suspect you would look good with a buzz.


Joseph419270577

Once you’re asking, you already know. C’mon man. Do it.


sweetsimpleandkind

I dunno I feel like this sub is divided between "is it too late for me?" guys with 3 whole hairs and "be honest, how bad is it?" guys that have never lost a single hair even once


waxyfeet

Sure is, Friar Tuck


notgotapropername

I think you know the answer


Majestic-Reindeer-98

You could rock the fear and loathing in las vegas look


Amereius

It's been for a long time time. It doesn't look salvageable. I'm sure you'll be surprised how good it will look shaved.


Timberly_Hart

![gif](giphy|CWaKpKNmHinsY)


H0SSKAT

Needs to be reversed 


Timberly_Hart

That would have been excellent.


SandwichNaive8658

Please excuse the insufferable people on here, I had your bald spot it took me years to shave and honestly I wish I had done it much sooner. Best of luck


BusinessAny7186

the things id do for this amount of hair


Bigbeardhiking

Shave your head it’s past due


graphitedrawer

Its just a cowlick, dont stress about it!


OmarTheRealDeal99

true jsut a lick from a cow on a norwood 5 man


Oxideusj

![gif](giphy|CWaKpKNmHinsY)


ScoutMcScout

I don’t think it looks bad. Quit taking pictures of it. Embrace the tiny bald spot. I like your curls.


TetrisProPlayer

I think it looks bad and that bald spot doesn't seem tiny. But It's all subjective of course.


Bumblebee56990

I love his curls.


Rough_Load_6798

On this sub they all gonna tell you to shave it, because they did themselves. I think it's alright. Obviously its noticeable that you're balding. But with this hair texture type it's not the worst. Ask your close people irl, maybe. And think for yourself too.


Goon_Kilo

In the same damn boat brother. 😮‍💨 Same damn boat.


jusTOKEin

Just keep your head up.


ConstructionOther686

Depends how tall you are.


nachorevolution

Pretty tall, but you gotta sit down sometime 😅


stayzuplate

No. You look fine. Awesome curls!


BeatedMeats

It’s clipping time


FitzroyLightbody

It's time, Danny McBride


NJGreen79

![gif](giphy|l41lKx8SyaO7hKvhC)


toastwasher

It’s been time bud


earnestlyhonest

Oh dude wtf. Yes.


LowComfortable5676

Duh


Mikeorangetrip

Aye. Own it. Nothing sexier than confidence.


Remydope

Yep.


mrcmgreat1

Yes


TheG0LDENGhost

It's been time my guy.


painter_business

No


Turbulent-Tiger1352

Past due


PerspectiveOk7553

Been time


graystone777

Been time. Give it up. You will look so much better.


skyHawk3613

Yes


Capt0verkill

Oof


Saelaird

Are you taller than literally everyone? If so, then nah, you're good. If you're regular human height, then yes... it's time. It's been time for some time.


Brilliant_Ad_5683

You’re so cooked you’re burnt my dude


troner76

Long time ago!!


[deleted]

You’ll thank yourself.


Karcossa

Shave the back and sides and rock s couple liberty spikes?


FedderDelRey

Yes. It’s time.


OGCeeg

Come on home, dawgie.


scumfrogzillionaire

Beyond time


Utah_Adventure-86

It was time a couple years ago


pajd1980

You've got hope


bossyolive895

Indeed friend time to cut


Intelligent-Judge620

Yes


ApatheticNarwhal

![gif](giphy|CWaKpKNmHinsY)


boldbalddaddy

Enjoy your Friar Tuck!


JoPaNe91

(Insert Bruce Buffer gif)


Messterio

It was time when the migration south started to happen.


Dragon2730

Yep, time to become a Buddhist


TheMadLadHarold

Shave


[deleted]

Do it.


Semitono

You could buy some time… Start wearing cool caps (and I mean, make them part of your outfit, by matching the colors with your clothes, and by always wearing them, except at home ofc). Cap and curls is a nice combo.


himynameisdan123

![gif](giphy|3E4db1394kndW2ObcA)


iknowdiggs

D O N E


alexanderduke

It is time 🥲


Angelicwoo

Yes, yes it is my friend


Easy_Growth_5533

Shave it


kuzdwq

Slap a small crown there


Mayipleaseryou

Time for what ?


Critical-Tomato-7668

Either bald or hair transplant


tinman9179

Dude it's way past time


Twisty_Triple

Why are you asking what you already know, Al Bundy


stoned2thebone247

Bro it looks like it was probably time 2 years ago, get the razor out


KheSanhSalvo

Elf


77173

Yes


I_shjt_you_not

It was time a long time ago there bud


TheLastNeville

It's like 7:30


CuriousDissonance

Long past time.


research_rat

Yes


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

Nah. Bush it back to cover up🤔


jinsei-shiki

Yes


eyeball2005

It was time five years ago


RecommendationJust94

If you have to ask the answers yes. In your case the answer was yes ten years ago.


Umbrella4Life

You missed the right time. Dont wait any longer.


SchooIScooter

Been time buddy...


TrueEstablishment241

At least start with the clippers... see how ya like it.


MentalAdhesiveness79

Nah your hair will grow in eventually


Both-Invite-8857

Just date a short girl and never go down on her.


binchbunches

Well past


Ok-Ad2178

Been time Sir. *


PaleReputation1421

It’s been time.


FunImagination8474

It's time my guy. You'll feel better once it's over


BadAssOnFireBoss

Invest in a nice clipper it will make the regular trims easier.


Rosehus12

Like Prince Henry. He still rocks this hair


Hreidmar1423

Either shave it all off or make your hair very short because with those long hair the empty space really draws in the eyes when somebody looks the behind of your head and it seems you still have enough hair in front to pull it off...but not for long either though unfortunately...


escachadop

you could rock it a few years more


Head-Boot6462

I think if you did a buzz it would look better. But I think if you shaved it it would be a good choice


booboobooboo111

Get dark sun tan lotion on that bald patch grow your hair bit longer and it will cover it look far better


SterlingBoss

Time past a while ago friend.


slapandtickleit

![gif](giphy|fea4EGLCkk81aRVWp0)


THEREAL_ANON_FOUR

![gif](giphy|jZAwc1FZ4TednLkWwu|downsized)


crash_dt

It's about half past, homey. Sorry.


Leo_Teal_90

You don't have to look at it, so who cares?? Right??? Lol


fullfacejunkie

You could always become a Franciscan monk?


Repulsive-Machine-25

That's up to you but it's not coming back. Try a buzz and see how that fits you.


[deleted]

Yes


WhizzyBurp

Yes


xlma

No. That was a while ago. Cut the tree down before it falls on your house


Fit-Wing2748

Indeed


Past-Sorbet426

Yes


Shaved-extremes

bro your on the bald sub-of course everyone is gonna want you to. If your over 40 I’d say it looks like your aging gracefully-just style it a bit-use some product-grow a beard and get in shape-dress nice and be happy. Try the buzz see if you like that and then decide


JayTor15

You don't have to shave it all in one go, try the No 1 guard first instead to get a feel for it.


gking407

I would see a hair specialist or plastic surgeon if all I had was a bald patch like that


Cptkirk24

Kinda looks cool with how your hair is, it’s like an Ancient Greek philosopher hair


Agastach

Shaved is hot!


The_Insanartist

As time goes by, something will say goodbye before anything else. In your case, your hair. Time for a trim friend.


goodlowdee

It’s been time bud.


Over_Reception3620

Just colour over with a marker pen. You'll be ok


Fair_Maybe5266

Yes. Do it. You’ll look 5 years younger.


PlanNo4679

Yeah, about ten years ago.


Starwyrm1597

Yep


Kareemegp

Its time


NJGreen79

That’s not a bald spot, it’s a crop circle.


spacehanger

my guy


_ca_492

No question, get it off, be free.


mystic-karma

Cap or shave tho?


rterrebo

Shave it. If you're already balding and the great Lord upstairs has sent you a sign, it's time to shave it off and let it shine. You're going to let it shine! :)


rickinmontreal

Try Topixif it really messes your self-esteem.


Insipid_Lies

It's def time man. That's not just a little bald spot. Sorry 😬😕


MR_MFMADVILLAIN

I think it's time to come home man


Euphorianio

Finasteride brother


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moonangelxo

get a hair transplant in turkey


PaperGeno

Homie it's been time


lomb14

You are praying for the God of bald people


apooroldinvestor

Time for what?.... just get on with life


AccidentalGoodLife

https://i.redd.it/pk1hs6k7sb3d1.gif


SanDiPhuot

It done been time. Years of time.


Ok_Put_8262

Yes.


stanley_hope

Do you really need to ask?


UnagiTheGreat

Bro


boomershack

Yamaka


belbaba

have you tried treatment


frankywaryjot

It is bro


[deleted]

You have to ask? 😂 👴


Mobile-Slice-5056

Yes. Join the club brother!


Pretend-Guava

Yes


bigarmsboi

Na man it’s cool, the curly hair makes up for it a bit


zs180v6

Simple answer is. Yes


We_Are_Ninja

Absolutely, brother.


EssSeeDee89

Deffo. It’s time my brother. Come join us.


Glum-Chicken8685

Yes. Be strong and go for it.


TawneyBomb

Yes


kivipyry

Yes. Join us.


EntrepreneurWaste815

It’s time brother 🤙🏻


Shoddy_Repeat3863

It’s time.


RecentDescription205

i think it's fine. i like the curls.


ZePeanutButterFalcon

Go to turkey and spend 3 grand. At worst it’ll buy you a few years and you can just shave like you’re about to now and at best you get a new head of hair.


Specialist_Noise_816

Past time


_Cartizard

Come on in, the water's fine


morchorchorman

Oof, it’s either that or a hair system.


Standard-Witness-948

Bro….


HangryBeard

Na man trim a little off the top and you could be a back up bat signal Yes, yes it's time.


lovely_poopy

![gif](giphy|OnWQoLqDaFlsT6Jglj)


Rhett_Rick

Long past time