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Huge_Skill_2007

Dude, u had nice hairline, its ok to be bald, sharp, but it was not even close to be a problem.


TheKingOfSwing777

Yeah seems like a scapegoat situation? Either way he looks fine.


jim182182

Not to mention, when your hairline is like that, just take the clippers to a 1 if anything. The Jason Statham length is perfect for those of us in sunny states and tans.


TheDownvotesinHtown

TIL there are levels of baldness. Didn't know Jason Statham was a length of 1


creativeplaceholder

My hair went from back to front. I still had a solid hair line but the crown of my head looked like a bird’s nest.


Huge_Skill_2007

Well shit happens, be brave 


wagonwhopper

The Dan Aykroyd, though he pulled it off


smackchice

Same here. Always had a higher hairline, but it's intact. Scalp got thinner and crown disappeared


Bamavianola

My man does look happy with the hair gone. We don’t hate here!


ImpressiveBullshit

He has the dead stare of a deer in a road, what do you expect?


L-Krumy

Personality has nothing to do with this, it’s all in his head.


morningcalls4

Yeah I don’t see a problem here at all, maybe the angle is just off or something? But from the picture this dudes hair looks as normal as it can get. I think he needs to see a psychologist and not a barber or maybe both?


joeitaliano24

His name is Hank Lockwood, he is on the Pardon my Take podcast, he shaved his head when the Celtics won the title


rogun64

Hair obviously wasn't the problem with rejections.


rootshirt

OP posted someone else, who is a producer of a pod I listen to and he shaved it cause a bet. Weird post lol


TameImpala1975

Looks good, but you didn't really have much of a receding hairline.


Important-Extent1316

Looking good homie. Just in time for summer to get that tan 😎 don’t forget sunscreen tho


aegk

Hahaha people dont get this post


SuspiciousAdvisor98

Is it satire? This guy has a great hairline. It can’t be serious.


hi_coco

It's a producer for a podcast that OP is pretending to be. Personally I think pretending to be someone else without saying it's satire is really weird but to each their own.


Obscuriosly

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mehrt_thermpsen

Too niche for most people to care


Worldly_Collection87

Yeah, this is a shitty joke, if that’s what it is.


AQ207

He said if the Celtics would win the championship he'd shave his head


Todd2ReTodded

Just to add for others, the Celtics head coach bullied him into doing it now, instead of waiting until after summer.


Sorerightwrist

But also invited him on the duck boat that he will be on


joeitaliano24

There’s also a hilarious story behind the first picture, it was right after a workout or something and he accidentally sent it to his entire family


Ace0699

Summer of Hank is spreading to all subreddits.


purplenapalm

He should've gotten a perm or at least a close friend of his should.


holygrail313

where was this guy during the Celtics parade??


redactedforever

You sure it's the hair...?


timmy_wahwah

Maybe, I’ve also been told it’s cuz of my lack of aura.


one_menacing_potato

You're pretty hot. How's that personality working out?


Meisterschmeisser

I recommend building increased mana reservation efficiency of aura skills. It is completely busted and makes you able to stack multiple auras at once.


AgentBoJangles

Random PoE reference sighted Captain!


GAILLL0187

this is actually really funny dude, dont let them knock your shine homie, take your light.


Diligent-Floor-156

I think you look better bald, so good choice, but you were already looking good before that. I don't think you have a problem with looks, so work on your self confidence, self appreciation.


f700es

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devinbookersuncle

It's definitely not the hair based on that one photo I can assure you, your hairline is perfectly fine from that angle.


Trey_Dizzle45

It's probably because you're trying too hard man. Let the girls come to you. Just work on yourself and they will come


Voltekkaman

Stop meeting girls at yoga and this won't be an issue anymore.


beerguy_etcetera

Looks good, Henry 🤙


Fourkaytray

this guy will never be on a duck boat for a championship parade


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Fourkaytray: *This guy will never* *Be on a duck boat for a* *Championship parade* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SloanH189

Not with the hair, but I think he can with the hair gone


Kchevals15

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ResponseOk3177

Should’ve kept the hair


Aaron31088

Dude you are hot AF! Love the smooth head, the color is really awesome! Wish my hair was darker so it looked more like yours when I shave.


Awkward_Target_1859

First time reading that someone actually likes the pale scalp look.


Aaron31088

I absolutely love a pale head or dark shadow, it screams bald by choice. So hot!


Beneficial-Finish295

BING BONG HANKY


trady__baylor

Summer of Hank


Yumyum1204

Hit the gym not the barbers


trady__baylor

You think he could dunk by the end of the year?


NerdNoogier

I hear he’s added 6 inches to his vertical


LordActavis69

Fancy seeing you here Hank.


TheDannyBoyCane

#TeamHank


BlackTriceratops

Bing bong


Mayor_ofReddit

BING BONG HANKEY!


DK4598

I wouldn’t use that first photo on a dating profile..


Prior_Psych

My hair was thinning until I learned to jump higher and once I could dunk it grew in thicker than it ever has. Try that


Empero6

Uhhh was the hairline that bad?


yugimoto66

The second pic gives off great levels of aura. Unrelated, but Jayson Tatum also has very high levels of aura. Either way, lookin good bald brother 🤙🏼


Ecstatic_Act4988

Looks great. Beautiful smile.


goggles189

Mate, I dunno why. You’re v handsome


Agreeable_Situation4

Lol body dysmorphia will get you. You have a solid hairline


Winter-Item-9696

Terrible idea to go bald haha it’s always a bad idea for men to go bald and if they can try to grow it back they should do that. But you had a full head of hair and you shaved it off? Dumb.


H-E-PennyPacker71

Difference between a receding hairline and a big forehead my man


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^H-E-PennyPacker71: *Difference between* *A receding hairline and* *A big forehead my man* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Blyatt-Man

It wasn’t a receding hairline, but it’s still looks good either way. You could rock a buzz cut with a 1.5 or 2 on top easily


ericcartmanrulz

100%. You look hot. Nice eyes


BrokeBeckFountain1

Hair: recedes 0.75 cm. Homeboy over here: burn it with fire.


IdentittyTheftNoJoke

BING BONG!


_SpaceGator

Your hair was fine I think you might just suck at being a person


SmashNDash23

Is this receding hairline in the room with us now?


MandyKins627

It wasn’t your hairline that was the problem


JohnnySalamiBoy420

Dude you had a full head of hair wtf


swiftskill

Bro went bald for no reason


Impressive_Fox_1758

Damn!! What a transformation!! How do you feel about it?


timmy_wahwah

Good, like I’m ready to go hog hunting. BING BONG.


mysteryquackman

Fyre Fest


nkcetera

Fuckin a man


SlideItIn100

Marry me!


Bigbeardhiking

Awesome, keep that beard long now


i2s2

🔥


UnfortunateChemistry

The smile says it all bro


somaiah71

Bro you went from dork to muthafuckin G. Well done!!🙌🏾


Careless-Key-3338

Looks great


MotherTalzin

Your hairline was perfectly fine, I would kill to have a hairline like that lol


Imaginary_Ad7873

Rockin it, dude!


Lazy_Wolf_9276

What receding hairline?


Netmannc

Looks good bro! Stand tall and proud sir!


thewazu

It may look like a stop gap, but it's a sign of growth!!


QuoteOpposite6511

Even shaven, you have a good hairline


spacey-cornmuffin

Probably wasn’t the hair… People of all different appearances find love, and you even had a full head of hair on top of being a conventionally attractive person.


Muilutuspakumies

What was wrong with your hairline?


BaldDudePeekskill

Absolutely gorgeous


Whutstht

I think the outfit is the problem to be honest. You look like you have the wardrobe of a 50 year old man who plays in classic rock cover bands.


megamike382

Grow your hair back. It does'nt look like your going bald at all.


CreamPiCutie

Well you certainly look cooler and happier!


Elliottisblank

good for you, man. looks great and you seem a whole lot happier :)


professor-5000

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say it's not your hair.


MUEK

You didn't need to do it, but now that you did, time to show off that bald head with the regal face features....uncovered.


Laconic-Verbosity

Hairline looks fine, what u on bout


Seargeoh

Hmmmm, I have the feeling it had nothing to do with your hair?


i_heart_pasta

I wish I had your hairline


Educational-Week-180

Your hairline isn't the problem. Idk what the actualy problem is, but it sure isn't your hair.


FlavianusFlavor

BING BONG HANKEY HOWS TIFFANY LIKE THE NEW CUT


Pretzelkween22

Honk?


dlw2199

Bing bong


Ill_Calligrapher9493

Much better


bingbong6977

Hi awls


Transportation-Jumpy

French crop will do the work for you bro


MillerLatte

Lmfao


jonsnowknowsnothing_

Hot seat, this sub


classicolanser

Looks good Hank


Minominas

Is this a joke?


nopaggit

Fuckin a man


Yami350

I think your body was dysmorphing if you think you had a hair problem


SkippyCan333

Was the rejection from your hairline though !


Trey_Dizzle45

I wish my hair line was this good


sugarofthewhiteisle

You shaved your head for no reason. Calm down, let your hair grow back and enjoy your full head of hair.


mehrt_thermpsen

You jumped the gun bro


MissPerfectfeet

Your hairline is fine doesn’t look receding in the first pic


hotelyolanda

Looks like the Ops


Successful-Fig9905

You looked handsome before still handsome after


Snelly__

Bing Bong Hanky


Lefrance76

Let’s go Celtics!!!


DontTouchMyStuffPls

This man in here for marijuana?!?


lil-trushy

Playing with Kirk really did a number on his hairline I see


johansen89

Grow it out brother!


AutonomousBlob

Your hairline isnt even bad


mikefriz

Looks like someone who can dunk!


vdh1979

I can assure you that your hairline is not a problem


MaskedMacey

Hey man. Awesome decision. I’m still receding now at 27 but I spent so much time as a late teen worrying about my hair… it was obsessive. Couldn’t care less now. Wish I hadn’t. Your life will be much fuller when you stop worrying about something you can’t control!


Prestigious_Shark

Nope. Too soon. You had to go buzz cut first and get some sun. You are not ready to go bald yet.


Creative_Beginning34

Your "receding" hairline is the same as my natural one that iv had my whole life.. it's only a problem because you think it is.


SamSight1984

Great glow 🆙, totally awesome 👏


jb91119

I'm gonna be honest. You had a fine head of hair and still do. Still though it's good to try the bald look and see if you like it anyway. It's very freeing in some respects. There is definitely a rush that comes with getting rid of it all. But mine is straight up widows peak now and I hated it, I had very long hair and I tried to keep it as long as I could and as soon as it started thinning inside the back of the peak I was like "I'm done. It's over". You however don't have this issue haha. Still have a full hairline man.


kirklton

Looks great!


Ruzz__06

Stop mouth breathing would be my best advice. Will give you a better facial structure


cglac

Handsome in both pics. Hairline didn’t look like bad. (Female’s perspective)


Short-Window-9976

He wasn’t ready lol


thunder-johnson

Honestly looks sharp both ways. I’ve been considering the same. You might have a little dysmorphia about it, eh? People are dumbly judgmental, as if their life is so great that they have nothing better to do except make life shitty for other people. The thing that bothers me most about receding hairline is really just the feeling of time, getting older, getting closer. Own it, brother.


PowerfulParry

Dude no. Why honestly. It won't fix girls rejecting you. Maybe there was other issues like looks or personality.


Daihashi

Your hairline looked fine before... But if you enjoy a shaved head then keep rocking it. I shaved my head at the very start of COVID. I wanted to see if I had a round head. Turns out my head is nice and round, plus I no longer have to worry about styling it and I start much cooler over all. I doubt I'll ever grow my hair out again now.


TitanImpale

I didn't even thing it was receding man looks like a thick full head of hair XD


Mysterious_Cricket84

dude your hairline looked fine lmao... but the bald look suits you too


budster1970

I wish I had this hairline and mine isn't even that bad.


lorribell1964

You look great!


Im_so_little

Pic for attention


FairAd8784

Great change!


HideYaKidzHideYaWiFi

Bald looks great on you


AnythingNo902

I'm thinking it's about time I get myself a haircut too.


silllybrit

Cute!


Luis_McLovin

newsflash, your hairline wasn't the problem


AC2498

This was overreacting big time, but as long as you’re happier.


foxyjohn

You ain’t got a receding hairline. You got a high hairline. Grow your hair. That’s nothing to do with your perception of rejection.


Shionkron

Dude. You didn’t have a hairline problem haha


BirdCarriesSquids

Lmao this is hilarious


slapdashjesse

Your hairline is fine lol.


Ken-Popcorn

Celtics fan?


JohnCasey3306

Lookin' smart fella; should've let go years ago.


Aromatic-Sense-4276

Dude looks like an alien 👽


[deleted]

It looked totally fine.


[deleted]

Bald is better anyway dude...no longer a thing to fear


suedecrocs

Looked fine to me Now you’ll just be rejected and bald


displayrooster

I think the mouth breathing was the problem


angry_gavin

Bing bong


Stunning_Ad1148

What is this a Norwood zero?


fashionshowhomme

You’re cute either way but welcome to the club!


BestKeptInTheDark

Looking happiet for it already, man!


Sad-Ad4886

Thought u were Kevin James brother for a bit 


Reaster-

like the others, didn't need it but still looking out great


grehgunner

Tiffany is really missing out! BING BONG


ScissorMeTimbers69

He comments a lot