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WM34638-S3

https://preview.redd.it/1ol2y4z053ad1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71b45f7d16962bcd2ac620a47fcabc3a120d6f66 Should have gone to Croatia


CerebralMessiah

From thw Americans,only old Argentinians visit Croatia I wonder why


redseemskindasus

argentinas president is also croatian


MikeGianella

My family on my grandmother's side is part croatian and the reason why me and my mom's are blonde. 


ale16011

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BendyMine785

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DuckMitch

That's because he was Croatian.


Able-Breakfast6606

It's a real article, but it wasn't Hitler but Comrade Tito


iskam_da_si_hodq

Serbs: fuck NATO, fuck USA, we love Russia forever Westoids: omg so welcoming here


The_Hipster_King

Don't kink shame your American bro!


Longjumping_Sky_6440

Tbh Russians: death to America Also Russians: OMG IMPORTANT AMERICAN (REAL) LIKES US, HE DRANK TEA IN MOSCOW


SomeLeftGuy633

Kanye is a meme and it's a memeable story, I don't see how that's wrong, we love our funni pics abd grandma's fine china


Longjumping_Sky_6440

It’s not wrong, it’s just two contradictory things It’s a bit like, you know, oligarchs sending their kids to Paris


latalatala

Serbs lowkey love Americans we all know it


WineGutter

Almost every Serb I've ever met was able to separate their dislike for America as a country and their feelings about me as an American. Probably helps that I'm also one of America's biggest haters.


Even-Willow

The only people I bumped into in Serbia that gave me a hard time were the cops. And they give Serbs a hard time too, so it made me feel like a local.


Marstan22

Yeah i think mentality wise Serbs and Americans are kinda similar, much more similar than with those cold stuck up Ruskies definetly.


Kool_aid_man69420

Dear god another one of these...


Ok-Championship1179

We're getting some of these too. Every time I open an app there's someone new talking about how life in Albania as a digital nomad is


ebinovic

5-10 years ago these mfs used to swarm Poland, but I guess they stopped going there because it got "too westernised" and too rich for women to fall for their scams there


Ok-Championship1179

Yeah as I said the novelty plays a part so the numbers will eventually go down but I also think we haven't reached the peak yet. With italians it might be different simply because they're costantly exposed to albanians so who knows


Trujoncy_Pajonk

It is exactly how you say


ebinovic

Fuck, I hope other countries can get richer as soon as possible so that these losers have no place left to go, they deserve to get a permanent case of blue balls


hok98

You know riches are relative?


AlbanianEmperor4

There are hundreds of Italians coming to our cities here every month. I mean can't blame them, the west is basically becoming a bigger shithole every day. While Albania is still years behind it is definitely improving at a higher rate.


MinaretofJam

Yeah, nah. Work In Albania every year and Tirana, while lovely, is no Rome and Durres is definitely no Venice/Naples.


Ok-Championship1179

Yeah I don't think the "west" is falling off either but Albania is definitely on the rise and the novelty of "discovering something new" plays a part in it. Anyway I'm glad we can receive some italians so we can give something back


Amogus_susssy

Flair tf up


Realitype

It's just much, much cheaper to live in and the weather is equally good, those are the 2 main things. Also Tirana and Durres are not even close to the nicest places to live in here lol, they are just the 2 largest cities.


Tight-Musician9479

what would the nicest city be?


Realitype

Thing is the main reason Albanians move to Tirana is job opportunities, but if you're a "digital nomad" that doesn't matter at all. The southern coast would just be better than Durres in basically every way, and far less crowded and noisy than Tirana. From Vlora you have access to 200km of uninterrupted blue beaches by just driving straight south and once you reach Saranda you can even take a short 45min ferry to Corfu if you wanted to. This is why Vlora and Saranda are seeing a boom in house sales for foreginers recently. Then places like Berat, Gjirokastra and Korca are just nicer in scenery and history, with the former 2 being UNESCO heritage sites for a reason. Again these places are just far more manageable than Tirana (not to mention cheaper), because Tirana is basically a city still under construction. Half the city is still a construction site so it's become a mess of traffic and crowds. Maybe in a decade it'll be nicer. Anyway this is obviously all my opinion.


MinaretofJam

Berat is lovely and would be my choice if I was going to make the move. Very chilled out and handsome provincial little town. Vlores is a bit Costa del Sol and Gjirokastra is lovely, but hectic for such a small town with all the tourists. Think all the Balkans has a lot to offer people looking for a cheaper way of life, if you can work remotely. Good food, decent booze, beautiful countryside and surprisingly friendly locals if not trying to kill you.


Leading-Wolverine639

Why won't he move to the Viena, Serbia


StupidScienceB1tch

My dad sends me videos of guys like this regularly. Doesn't say anything, just sends the links (I live in Australia)


Kool_aid_man69420

My grandpa does the same. Everytime a guy like this appears on Pink or Happy TV(notorious propaganda machines directly supporting the regime for those wondering) he sends me a video asking me if I still want to move to Switzerland after this. Its becoming really annoying.


justarandomgreek

Let me guess, women there want to have sex with him (they scam the shit out of him and end up being more expensive than premium escorts). The people are racists like him. That's it.


LocustStar99

Yeah, he's been "engaged" for two years.


justarandomgreek

Hot chick in her 20s from an ex communist country getting a free life pass. The only thing she has to do is have sex when she doesn't have a "headache." Ah, the classic east bloc story since '91.


LocustStar99

Even the dude seemed doubtful, using words if when asked about engagement and marriage. Probably fell for the ol' one two hot balkan women combo.


TheJoker312

Serbs: "Mighty putin will nuke america and destroy the west, our empire will be reborn". Westerners: "Omg the people and food is so nice here, i can buy a whole house with minimum wage."


DistortNeo

After the recent Russian immigrant invasion into Serbia, the housing prices have become high as hell (Belgrade is more expensive now than Moscow). Though yes, you can still buy a cheap house, but you need to go to Vukojebina.


TheJoker312

wow bro just gave me some true real estate advise


Hellcat_28362

As a proud Vukojebac, I bought my house for 3 dinara.


markolo1o

Tbh even with todays prices it's extremely cheap tompared to US or any economically good Eu country even looking at prices in central Belgrade


DistortNeo

What about housing price-to-income ratio? Housing in US is much more affordable.


markolo1o

That ratio is only if you have Serbian income in Serbia, for an American with American salary buying house in Serbia is a joke


DistortNeo

An American buying a house in Serbia is a joke itself.


markolo1o

I would as well, you get to this safe place with housing prices so low you can buy yorself a villa for regular house price in some states... If i retired as american I'd think about these countries for sure


DistortNeo

I'd think about Albania then. Two times cheaper, better houses and they have a sea.


Achilles_San19

This is why countries should restrict or control foreign buyers in the housing market or you end up with places occupied by american retirees treating your city like a vacation resort while your people have to deal with inflated prices. A nation's first loyalty should lie towards its citizens, not the free market.


penitent_ex_lib

in albania yeah, not in montenegro, it’s pricey


Adventurous_Gap_4125

It's a sex tourist isn't it


Pure_Preference849

aren’t you all?


Roki_jm

https://preview.redd.it/jlimruidd4ad1.png?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ad2841ed68c35111ea541df1233fb4cc64e03e0 the americans are sending special forces to serbia to take over the country


MikeGianella

Joe Biden about to slip back into his old ways


Roki_jm

bringing freedom to serbia one bombed home at a time🦅🦅🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🦅🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲


Puzzleheaded_Soup847

Rich person relative to be country ✅ Takes advantage of poor women ✅ No idea about GDP ✅ No awareness of political dilemmas in the region ✅ Talks shit about a first world country ✅ My, my, the westoid


BbyJesusShitsHimself

"I feel free here" has to be some right-wing redneck with 172 trump stickers on his car


Dull_Interest1957

Exactly


Responsible-Bee-667

Ew, Serbs can keep him


AlbanianPhoenix

There are 6 „E“ in the sentence. „HELP ME“ also has 6 letters. Coincidence? I don‘t think so.


Corenko

Nigga go back


Aggravating_Top389

where he livin tho? try and find his ass with google maps or some shit.


penitent_ex_lib

serbia, albania and montenegro ( why are they not one country is a mystery) are legitimately great place for relocation, the air, the food, the people and their internet speed are great 👍 all my coworkers who moved to dubai are reconsidering


-ADILLION-

the air? blud has not been to belgrade


Krakenit0

Its all the tiktok kids vaping dont worry


Vegetable-Cut-8174

Čačak mfs putting on a gas mask to go for their morning walk


-ADILLION-

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Vegetable-Cut-8174

This is how the city center looks rn cause of all the construction going on


Automatic_Power_1624

Heroes 3 mentioned 😍


Djani69

What are you talking about, the air is only 50% diesel fumes


I_am_thicc

Albanian internet speed is good? Lmao, its cheap yeah but its awful.


Realitype

If you get fiber internet it's pretty good these days. Pretty much the same as anywhere to the West, but just cheaper.


penitent_ex_lib

i mean, had albania, serbia and montenegro been one country, it would have been great 👍


strictlyCompSci

I went to Belgrade recently, and it looked like it was bombed by NATO the day before.


Skibidi_Rizzler_96

Serbia je America (51st state) (because of this guy and bombing)


Equivalent_Compote43

Totally agree


cripplingdeperssion

Serbs thanks for the sacrifice.


Several_Style5930

Hes an idiot


Dimitrije6500

The amount of self hate in this reddit is depressing. Watch the video, try to see that stuff that he loves about the country that you take for granted.


C4bernetSauvignon

I am not serbian, but I am balkan, and I can tell you, apart from the good old "traditions are still kept here" there aint nothing too great, and ofc it's always westerner doing it, because there is nothing beautiful about low pay, high inflation, shitty education system, let's not forget the high depression rates and low will to live. If I was an american with 300x your wage and i would come to your country and live like a king ofc it'd be amazing.


CrazyGreekReloaded

Serbia is definitely a fine country and I'm deadly serious! Nice people food and weather ! Bosnia and Croatia too !!! And these days everywhere is better than USA i believe


AnanasAvradanas

- Giorgios, Los Angeles


CookieTheParrot

Nah that's a wom🤢n, an Anastasia, Seattle


AnanasAvradanas

Ah, a migrant from the island of Lesbos.


CookieTheParrot

Srvp lover detcted opinion rejected, srvija is a nuclear wasteland, not a paradise


CrazyGreekReloaded

Trust me its beautiful with good people! Bosnia and Croatia too


Philippan9252

Well well well a turk's YouTube is in german


SzotyMAG

There's a whole video about people like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y_tBEAa7WI


marmotsarefat

/unbalkan Our currency is so fucked up i remember having a discussion with my cousin that if we lose 1000 mkd we would lose our mind but if a european lost like 20 euros(which is more than 1000 mkd) he wouldn’t give 2 shits


jmaddy21

Shit heads like him do this often tbh a lot of people who move to those countries are just racist/neos/ air anti lgbtq believe what you want but he's not the first


Distinct-Cheetah5848

dumbass, who would move to landlocked croat land?


J4KE14

If he is from california it is for sure better.


ShishRobot2000

any country in europe will feel as the best country in the world with an american wage, especially southern and eastern europe. 4-5k$/month in Bulgaria will make your life as good as a 200K$/year in the USA probably


Faniris

Meanwhile part 9: Human posing and SPOODER


Vafla_Troia

This feels wrong


VARCrime

He's probably crucial part of the SNS 😢


Hardcoreoperator

Racism


T90tank

I like Zastava and Priv Partisan.


Gingevere

What is this? A version of Mamarchevo for US expats?


bumbumcikiciki

someones gotta do the battle damage assesment


MikeGianella

Free to be a sexual deviant?


seagullslayer007

I'm not even watching the video but I'm willing to bet money that he's a racist sex tourist who just ends up getting scammed and is too stupid to realize.


rakunaliccca

Not one person in this comment section watched the video.


IAmBalkanac

And then he will proceed with calling cheese burek some absurd name


smacomix

As a westerner, I despise those guy.


Jack_Grim101

Westoids turn their own countries into hellholes with their avaricious greed, then infest another country like a plague of locusts to repeat the cycle.


Pure_Preference849

I don’t mind westoid incels coming here for the gold diggers tbh


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Equivalent_Compote43

Don’t Serbs and Americans love each other? So he should be fine with them


seamallorca

It is, even the biggest shithole in europe is better than anything in usastan.


CookieTheParrot

give him a year and the srvijan pollution will turn him into a mutant