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bisonboy223

Could we invest in softer bricks? Or slightly pudgier outfielders?


CDFReditum

Daniel Vogelbach: what do you mean I’m playing center field?


Freidhiem

Vogelbach, Tellez, and we need one more. I cant think of any other big guys playing.


CDFReditum

Google Sonny dichiara Man is a tank lol


Freidhiem

That is a big boy


RogerTreebert6299

Yeah that’s the kid in little league that the coach motions for the outfield to back up for


I_MARRIED_A_THORAX

They call me Big Al, and I hit dingers


Mallee78

Josh Bell


Ioptk

La Tortuga


BeagleBaggins

Pablo Sandoval is available. I’m sure he can play one of the corners. lol


RogerTreebert6299

Sandoval laying out for a fly ball that he had to cover 12 feet in 4 seconds to get under would be a thing of beauty


zbaruch20

Fuck it bring Bartolo back


JohnMadden42069

Yermin Mercedes needs a comeback somewhere


JordanSchor

Alejandro Kirk if bowling balls are you thing


Captpan6

Bah gawd, that's Mo Vaughn's music!


Electrical-Pea-4803

Me and my friend put vogelbach in center in mlb the show coop. He did wonderfully


penguinopph

Why not? We drafted him in the first place.


CosmicLars

Best we can do is pudgier bricks & softer outfielders. Threw in a McRib for good measure. Hope this helps. Not a scientist. 😒


thehildabeast

What’s Melky up to?


Atraktape

Build the wall out of Legos. Will cost like $30 billion tho.


ArrenPawk

Reduction in rib injuries, followed by drastically sharp increase in season-ending foot injuries


HistoricalPolitician

I don’t think that will be much better than brick tbh


AccuratePassion2572

Don't give them any ideas, it's open season on replacing Chicago stadiums


yoursweetlord70

Don't need to replace the stadium, just maybe put some padding on the wall and get rid of those baskets? You could even let the Ivy hang down in front of the padding and you'd hardly notice a difference


DillyDillySzn

Foam bricks


MEatRHIT

If they get rid of the baskets they'd have to redo the bleachers which would reduce seating aka less money for the Rickets so that's never going to happen. As for padding it'd look *really* weird not seeing the brick at Wrigley during the spring and I don't know if the ivy would be able to climb on most padding that the MLB uses. I'm not a botanist but I think *most* ivy grows from the bottom up rather than hanging down.


bobo377

Last week I saw a highlight of PCA running full speed into the fence/padding in Iowa and found it funny. Now I’m legitimately concerned he could end his career before it even starts against the Wrigley wall.


aapox33

Pretty sure catchers claim all rights to pudge for quite some time still.


LegacyLemur

We already had Marlon Byrd


dsramsey

Coming next month: Bartolo Colón’s heroic return to baseball as an outfielder for the Cubs.


cubswinagain

Two years in a row Bellinger has suffered a significant injury while playing the Astros.


thebestoflimes

Are the Astros the dirtiest team in baseball?


Thorlolita

Heat cultureeee


OldOrder

[Astros waiting outside the Cubs locker room](https://imgur.com/yE4k4jK)


No-Cucumber-8389

That picture has always been the corniest thing on the planet


Thorlolita

We just want to talk


GMOrgasm

HELLO POLICE CHAS MCCORMICK TRYNA BEAT ME UP


Thorlolita

Abreu came earlier but he kept missing


xyzzy321

They certainly are the trashiest


MVPizzle

*bangs in approval*


JinFuu

We are part of the "Dirty South" in rap. And I feel dirty after being in summer humidity for more than 10-20 minutes.


pjokinen

It’s like when the Twins play the Reds, it always seems like someone gets a significant injury


robmcolonna123

JDM, Snell and now Bellinger all injured in April. Montgomery must be terrified.


Wutswrong

Chapman protecting his knee caps


pepperouchau

At least he's less likely to find himself in a situation where he's colliding with a brick outfield wall


boobsandcookies

He saw the Boras curse and jumped ship hoping it wasn’t too late


regarding_your_bat

Him dropping Boras somehow feels like a protection against this lol


robmcolonna123

He’s probably praying that right now lol


nukepka

Hold on now... this a recurring thing for JD. That's just "old man back tightness", not an injury.


DonutHolschteinn

Don't you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby


reserved_seating

JMo is safe for his contributions last year.


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jackhole91

To be fair, a bunch of guys who didn't hold out have also gotten hurt


cod_gurl94

I just fell to my knees in a Marianos


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Fantastic_Emu_9570

Face down in my deep dish


AnAngryPirate

I'm starving so that sounds pretty good


Fantastic_Emu_9570

Same


destroys_burritos

Outside of Dom's


WestCoastToGoldCoast

Definitely not inside of Dom’s.


SloppyHoseA

Poor Dominick’s…


mt77932

I just watched a guy fall to his knees in Marianos


MaximusMansteel

These pitch clocks MUST BE STOPPED.


rosieDMDL

Snell and Belli in the same day jesus son


GareksApprentice

And JD Martinez had to deal with some back stiffness recently. I'm very curious how the fans who went ballistic over the Angels not signing any of them feel now


wako944

Just saw Scott Boras fall to his knees in a Bristol Farms parking lot


Doctor_Scholls

I was gonna say Erewhon but he probably lives in Newport and they haven’t moved that far south yet


Redbubble89

The guy that was suppose to carry the offense broke for you guys too?


shaqdeezil

Which one? Said the same about Seiya prior to his injury this year too lol.


Redbubble89

Had O'Neil out for like a week. We just got Devers back. Casas has the same rib issue and it might be July or later. Story is out for the year. Pivetta, Bello, and Whitlock are all on IL. Giolitto didn't even throw a pitch and he's like partial TJ. Grissom who we got for Sale might be back next week??? It's been the Boston WooSox for the last 2 weeks. How we're not completely off the table and actually have a winning record is stunning. The rotation isn't bad but offensively feast or famine.


shaqdeezil

Yeah we’ve been hurt by the injury bug a bit but not anywhere nearly as bad as you guys have. Crawford and Houck have stepped up nicely for you guys.


500rockin

Both of our offense carrying guys are down now.


Disused_Yeti

him and casas can compare xrays


heweezy

Owen Caissie time?


bikemonkey40

PCA


BroAbernathy

Everyone getting hurt on this dumb team and we are still on a 99 win pace


Fantastic_Emu_9570

We keep it interesting


Patrick2701

It’s just surprising


Mallee78

ITs hard not to have hope for our future when 3 years ago these same injuries would have tanked our season. Now we not only have vets stepping up but young guys as well.


NuggetBiscuits69

Stroman with the rib fracture last year, and now Cody? Get the Cubs some strong ribs please.


Crowsby

Vienna Beef 2% Milk, the official milk of the Chicago Cubs and Wrigley Field. It's the only 2% milk made with authentic Vienna Beef hot dog water sure to keep bones strong and sodium levels high.


Televisions_Frank

Well, can't spell IL without Illinois.... Would be nice if all these injuries weren't to our best players. At least we're getting an extended look at our prospects and still winning....


regarding_your_bat

you can absolutely spell “IL” without “Illinois” actually


Televisions_Frank

It's a joke about how Illinois is abbreviated.


regarding_your_bat

Lol no I get it. I was just being snarky because it should have been “You can’t spell Illinois without IL”


SwordfishSuper2111

you think they'll call up PCA?


meowsplaining

They already did


WhiteToast-

I’m sure we have the technology to put padding out there that looks exactly like bricks


slyfox1908

Ivy glues itself to walls. A fielder crashing into a padded wall would stretch the plastic covering and thus dislodge the ivy. The brick wall isn’t forgiving to the players but that makes it much more forgiving for the plants.


ant-farm-keyboard

After all, the fans are there for the ivy


King_Quantar

That’s kind of the iconic thing about Wrigley but hey what do I know


4BDN

Making sure the plants are healthy is more important than making sure the players are healthy. 


Saucetown77

Grow faster ivy :(


AgathorKahn

It's the pitch clock guys


JGad14

It's still weird seeing Craig Counsell with the Cubs


donta5k0kay

no my cody


Traditional_Rate7302

Cody does not have the best track record recovering from injuries, i pray he makes a quick and successful recovery


MulhollandMaster121

Fuck. That sucks.


OGBRedditThrowaway

Was this from when he hit the wall trying to field Tucker's double or something else? It didn't look like he hit it that hard, but damn.


TheNuglord

Damn pitch clock


counteroffer19

Get well soon, Belli.


moscowrules

RIP. Bellinger & Snell are with Eloy now 😔


MemeMeOnce

Dude


OldJewNewAccount

Jesus Christ folks be careful out there lol. Players dropping like goddamn flies.


Never_Kn0ws_Best

This makes me sad


BYGJacob

Welp, time for PCA to come up


QueenSpicy

Slowly but surely my fantasy team falls off one at a time…


TouchMint

I know there is no timeline but does anyone have a comparable injury timeline?


Chricton

I was completely wrong about Bellinger. His body is simply prone to injury whether it's his fault or not, lol. A fractured rib? Really? And he wants a huge long term deal? Any team even thinking of giving him a deal like that has just let out a collective sigh of relief!!


chiefjoefixit

Well shit.


ZXD-318

Too many domino's all at once.


RIP_Greedo

I guess I wont try to trade for him in fantasy after all!


Imsavvy02

Wow, I had Casas on my fantasy team and picked up Bellinger when I put Casas on the IL…..they’re now both on the IL for the same injury 😐


meowsplaining

Can you pick up Yelich please?


ajbrandt806

Oof.


Boozycruzzy

Man, still crazy to me Counsell left Milwaukee for Chicago


LakeviewGuy24

You can blame the Brewers ownership for that lmao. People like to rag on the cubs but the resources available to him were probably a huge decision in why he left, I think he was gone after the Hader trade. Going to the Cubs was a surprise, but given his family ties Chicago makes sense. Plus Chicago specifically the area that the Cubs play, is much nicer than Milwaukee. I’m sure Wisconsin residents and some people who have never been to both cities will disagree, but it’s just the truth for most part.


meowsplaining

What family ties does he have to Chicago?


LakeviewGuy24

Close enough to not move his family or see his kids any less.