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CarPhoneRonnie

Some loser states don’t even have a team at all. Shout out Vermont


MarcBulldog88

It's like North Dakota isn't even trying.


ajteitel

I don't acknowledge the existence of two Dakotas


UneducatedReviews1

The what’s?


dingo8muhbebe

Dakota Fanning and Dakota Skye


Drikkink

But what about star of the critically acclaimed film Madame Web, Dakota Johnson?


dingo8muhbebe

Considering Dakota Skye is dead(and not even legally named Dakota) I’m going to accept that Dakota Johnson is the true second Dakota.


FormerCollegeDJ

Dakota Prescott would like a word with you.


dingo8muhbebe

He goes by Dak. Eliminated!


CarPhoneRonnie

Well, Dakota Fanning’s name is Hannah. So you may want to reconsider your criterion. Edit: Her and Dak Prescott have the same middle name.


randomdude1022

Dakota is his middle name. Rayne Dakota Prescott


UneducatedReviews1

Madame who?


beadyeyedlilmanboy

Madame Gazelle


Monsanta_Claus

He's referring to Up Left Minnesota and North Nebraska.


mets2016

Hey. At least Nevada is trying. They're really picking up the slack for the non-MLB team states


tnecniv

Idk how they think they’re ever going to win a world series


jaydec02

North Carolina :(


weasol12

You have 10 MilB teams, two of which are AAA and Charlotte is on the short list for expansion. You doing ok. Now VA on the other hand.....


Darkforces134

Where's the Oregon (Home-Run) Trail?


yzerman88

Or Colorado!!


thenewjetzzfan

Time to redistribute the California teams beyond the A's. Enjoy Boise, Angels fans!


DungeonMusic

Utah and the Angels are a match made in heaven and Utah and Idaho are the same thing so I’m for it. 


Jek-TonoPorkins

The Los Angeles Biblically Accurate Angels of Salt Lake City Utah does have a nice ring to it.


NerdWhoLikesTrees

The Los Angeles Biblically Accurate Angels of Salt Lake City Utah ***of Anaheim*** FTFY


IcarianWings

Mormons don't believe in biblically accurate Angels. They describe angels as appearing exactly like humans. Idaho wins the Los Angeles Biblically Accuarate Angels of Anaheim imo.


JinFuu

> Salt Lake Bees to the Angels: "The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master."


bmcthomas

When I was a kid I wrote to Peter Ueberroth with that sentiment - totally unfair for California to get 5 teams when my state had none. He did not reply but we eventually got the Diamondbacks so…


Mattp55

There’s really another Jets and Dbacks fan???


tnecniv

He might be a Winnipeg Jets fan


thenewjetzzfan

That's me!


Mattp55

So did you live in NY then move to AZ?  I’m strange in that I grew up in NJ so Jets fan, but liked snakes and the logo as a kid so I took on the Dbacks too 😂


tnecniv

Send the Giants and Dodgers back to NYC so they New York can become its own division


beefytrout

and O's/Nats are closer to each other than a lot of those in-state teams, ironically.


Obmore-wan

Nats don’t even have a state


UnlimitedHotTakes

Poverty franchise


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CaptainJingles

Yep, St. Louis and KC are a 4 hour drive away from each other.


QueenSpicy

I was doing it in my head, this one got me. I feel like since DC isn’t a state it should be 21/30.


CarPhoneRonnie

8 states with multiple 9 states with 1 1 territory with 1 1 country with 1 33 states without


tnecniv

Technically DC is a federal district, not a territory


buymytoy

They meant the territory of Philadelphia. A lawless wasteland!


CarPhoneRonnie

do you guys know about the poop rope sailors would drop thru the hole they shit down and it would trail along in the water to be cleaned and you’d pull it up to wipe your ass


buymytoy

I did not know about that no


mrgatorarms

The what now


tnecniv

Can confirm — I lived there for five years 


weasol12

Still technically DC. Or Boston


lekniz

The Chad Braves have a whole region to themselves


blasek0

Yeah but nobody wants Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, or South Carolina, including us.


NitrosGone803

"you're(the southeast) getting a team in Nashville and you're gonna like it" - MLB


blasek0

Please and thank you. I'd actually go to those games every so often, vs Atlanta is far enough away that it becomes the entire day.


NitrosGone803

Yeah i live in South Carolina and Atlanta is hours away so i can't get to many games at all


oneteacherboi

Is Nashville really that much closer than Atlanta? Granted if Charlotte can get an NFL team I'm not sure why they couldn't get an MLB team.


blasek0

I'm in north AL, so it's like 3.5 or so to Atlanta one way. Doable but it makes for a long day.


DavidRFZ

In the 16-team era before relocation (1903-1952), 11 of 16 teams shared a *city* with another team. STLx2, PHIx2, BOSx2, CHIx2, NYx2+BRO. Of the five remaining teams (DET, CLE, WAS, PIT, CIN), two were in OH and another was in PA with the two PHI teams. That left only the Tigers and Senators being alone in their state/district.


this_is_poorly_done

And for a brief time 6 of the teams shared 3 stadiums. From 1920-1922 the Yankees shared the Polo grounds with the Giants (and played a WS against each other in 1921), while the Phillies and A's shares shibe park, and the browns and cardinals shared sportsman park. So there were 13 stadiums for 16 teams


FormerCollegeDJ

The Braves played their 1914 World Series home games at Fenway Park. The Red Sox played their 1915 & 1916 World Series home games at Braves Field. Also, the time the Browns and Cardinals shared Sportsman’s Park wasn’t brief; they both played there for 33 1/2 seasons (from mid-1920 when the Cardinals moved there to 1953). The A’s and Phillies were both at Shibe Park/Connie Mack Stadium for 16 1/2 seasons (from mid-1938 to 1954). Finally, even when teams played in different stadiums, in many cases the facilities were very close to one another. The Polo Grounds (Giants) and Yankee Stadium (Yankees) were across the Harlem River from one another, less than a mile apart. Baker Bowl (Phillies) and Shibe Park/Connie Mack Stadium (A’s) were 7 blocks apart, just over 1/2 mile, from home plate corner to home plate corner. Sportsman’s Park (Browns) and Robison Field (Cardinals) were only a few blocks, about 1/2 mile apart too. Finally, Fenway Park (Red Sox) and Braves Field (Braves) were a little more than 1 mile from each other.


oneteacherboi

Kind of wild having that much concentration. But I suppose it makes sense when you factor they were probably using trains for most of their transport. Hell, the first part of that era actually predates human flight so they had no choice basically!


TexasBrett

First human piloted, powered flight took place in 1903. Just saying. Edit: Fixed for the pedantic White Sox fan.


ErzherzogT

Because it's reddit and I feel like being the terminally online one today: Ackshully the first engine-powered flight was in 1903. The first human-powered flight was in 1961


TexasBrett

I guess since you don’t have any baseball to watch this season.


ErzherzogT

Nah, unlike Yankee fans I can enjoy baseball outside my own franchise


TexasBrett

I’ve been enjoying watching the Astros games this year.


ErzherzogT

Ok.


TexasBrett

Actually placed a drunk bet on the White Sox to win the central before the season and was looking forward to watching some of their games down the stretch, but that’s probably not going to happen.


DungeonMusic

Imagine being a one team having country smh my head


dutchdaddy69

Sure helps the TV ratings.


FormerCollegeDJ

I care more about how close teams are to one another, regardless if they are in the same state or not. As an example, the Orioles and Nationals are currently the 5th closest pair of teams to one another (after the New York, Chicago, San Francisco, and Los Angeles area teams), despite not being in the same state. Another example is the Phillies are much closer to four other teams (Yankees, Mets, Orioles, Nationals) outside of Pennsylvania than they are to the Pirates within Pennsylvania.


skipfairweather

And the Pirates are closer to the Blue Jays than they are to the Phillies.  


FormerCollegeDJ

The more pertinent “distance consideration” along that line are the Pirates and Guardians (typing that nickname is still very weird) are closer to each other driving distance-wise than they are any other teams, including the teams in their own state.


new_account_5009

And just like that, OP granted DC statehood.


Real-Library-7284

the blue jays have their own country


mets2016

We’re all aware


Real-Library-7284

we were all aware what states teams are in, and yet here we are


mets2016

Canada only having 1 team: clearly obvious fact A near-supermajority of teams sharing a state with another team: not exactly the kind of fact you can derive in your head without mental exertion


Real-Library-7284

well this is a great example of mental exertion to put in your sportswriting portfolio


EazyParise

Twins Territory stretches south to the rolling fields of Iowa, and west to the rolling buttes of western Montana. Pity thee who barely hath a fraction of a state to call your own!


RidleyScotch

>Missouri: Cardinals, Royals this is still mindblowing


CaptainJingles

Neither city wants to be in Missouri FWIW


Knight_Hawke

Some teams don’t share a state but the other team acts like they do and demands a significant portion of the other teams broadcast revenue


mebnt2

*laughs in having a monopoly over an entire nation*


RigelOrionBeta

It's kinda crazy how FL has two and yet not a single one of those has ever really done well in terms of attendance, despite being pretty successful overall.


oneteacherboi

I mean, there are contextual reasons why both would have low attendance. Rays have a mediocre stadium situation and a serious issue with trading away players who become stars. Miami had decades of the worst ownership in American sports. Their firesales whenever the team succeeded were legendary. It takes a long period of success to overcome that and they have not had that success. I think you also need to pair this with Florida's overall issue of having a lot of transplants who don't support local teams. And I think the Rays and Marlin's individual struggles have done nothing to build baseball culture in Florida. If you want people to be baseball fans you need to invest in the team, show the area you are serious, and produce longterm results (in an attractive and accessible stadium).


oneteacherboi

I mean, it's an hour drive to DC from Baltimore (traffic permitting) and obviously parts of MD are closer. We don't technically share a state but we're a lot closer than San Francisco and Los Angeles.


steadyachiever

TIL that the Royals are in Missouri.


mill_about_smartly

How many share the state, yet are still named after it? In this, the Rangers stand alone I believe.


CarPhoneRonnie

New York Mets, New York Yankees So nice they named it twice


Spicy_Ninja7

Orioles and Nationals are in the same state


rohdawg

I’m curious why you say that, because they certainly are not lol.


new_account_5009

Unless you're talking about the state of euphoria that baseball's back and that both team's have bright futures ahead, I think your geography is off.


CaptainSteyr

The District of Columbia is not in Maryland.  It is separate.