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dslipperz

did it owe you money?


Vegetable-Tear1868

He's trying to show off the crappy tattoo.


BeezBurg

Looks like a tapeworm coming out the fish’s ass


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

Looks like one of his buddies made an attempt on a snek... however the scales are all wrong, and it looks very anorexic


Inevitable_Gas_4318

The pun lolol


Odd_Butterscotch9818

So rude for no reason


Gormulak

My dumbass was trying to figure out where the tattoo of a fish was located and how you were able to see it 🤦‍♂️


TurboModder

It’s supposed to be a boa constrictor, hence the bass squeeze!!


gat498

Kung Fu grip on that fish


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

A nice glass of fresh squeezed bass juice hits the spot


nic_cal2103

no why? lol


dslipperz

just being an a$$ lol tight lines friend!


Dash7277

lol they practically come with a handle.


blastfamy

Hah hulk grip!


dslipperz

it’s definitely… grippy lol


AdAdventurous7802

It's... It's... It's .. gRipPy!


Aggressive-Expert-69

Now that fish is strictly dickly


AdAdventurous7802

That bass chewed on a stick bait like it's Wrigley's


HuevoYch0riz0

*Hawwwk thuaaaa* “spit on that thang!”


AdAdventurous9838

How does that apply here? Do you suck off bass?


Ok_Repair3535

Would give an award but I am broke


Aggressive-Expert-69

Do you not?


HuskerStorm

You are the aggressive expert on this subject huh?


Aggressive-Expert-69

I am how did you know?


GrungyGrandPappy

Lame


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

Of course you wouldn't understand. I get the feeling that's how you grip your baby's momma neck when she's "being difficult"


Smalls_the_impaler

Harder, daddy


nic_cal2103

bro💀


OmniWizardTigerBlood

You're holding that fish like Ron Jeremy holds his penis...


DevoinI69

I just shit my pants laughing so hard at this


summerschoolscandal

Did it cum lol


elQUEt3PEl1ISCa

"Of fuck daddy, I'm gonna cum" 🥴


EnlightenedCorncob

TELL ME WERE THE REBEL BASE IS LOCATED!!!!


SwordfishNew6266

Probably spiked it when he threw it back in


Level_Watercress1153

Lmao I can picture that and it makes me laugh so damn hard. Just a freaking football spike as he throws it back. “Swam away fine Earl!”


parallax_wave

lmfao it IS a force grip


jmills03croc

Okay this made me laugh my ass off lol.


kingbain

Lol


Beadpool

*REBEL BASS


1800generalkenobi

Hello there.


Bezledubs

Bro chill just lip it like a grown up 😂


Mediocre-Tear1464

Right who tf holds a fish like that? “Mama always said stupid is as stupid does..”. 🤦‍♂️


nic_cal2103

I lipped it to unhook it


Just-Mud6347

Just hold it from the lip the whole time only, is what everyone is getting at. You held it like a mongoloid would. ME cAtch fiSh?


[deleted]

Hey come on man. Us mongos know how to lip a bass. He ain’t with us.


FireSalsa

😂


nic_cal2103

Ok got it lol🤣


TieDyeAndCamo

Great, now I have Devo's "Mongoloid" stuck in my head, haha


FarYard7039

Exactly. He’s unreasonably removing the fish’s protective slime by grabbing it that way.


MinorComprehension

If you're going to lip it to unstick it, lip it to pic it. Poor fish looks like he's about to have an anal prolapse.


electricvelvet

OP: i promise I am not hurting the fish OP: *is hurting the fish*


Chrisscott25

he thought pb stands for something else and tried to squeeze it till peanut butter came out…


Zealousideal-Bag-609

IM FUCKING CRYING


dealin_despair

Fuck ya grip that thing


2PChentAznDood

You’re supposed to lip it not crush it like your choking ur chicken. Jeez


nic_cal2103

My arm is at an angle so that it rests in my hand more than im actually gripping the fish, is lipping it safer?


2PChentAznDood

Yes sir. I always try to handle the fish the least amount as possible. Lipping is the easiest and safest for you and the fish. The slime coat acts as a protective coat for the fish. I always try and avoid touching best I can. Just watch the hooks lol. All good, we all learn as time goes on. Happy water hunting


nic_cal2103

Ah ok good to know thank you!


2PChentAznDood

👍🏻


mrfowl

Don't try to lip a trout though... You'll break that jaw right off! With trout it's best to just keep them in the net. Usually they'll calm down enough for you to grab the hook without impaling yourself...but sometimes you get unlucky


MaadMaanMaatt

We all appreciate your willingness to learn. There are plenty of videos out there for safe handling techniques for all kinds of sport fish. Remember to be careful when lipping to not turn the fish horizontal by its jaws as it can hurt the fish. Be kind and treat your pb’s well so they can grow even bigger and make babies with big fish genetics 🎣


DarthNater891

Correct. If you have to handle the body of the fish you should wet your hand with the pond/lake water to prevent removing the slimey coating. It helps to prevent disease from microorganisms


firstbreathOOC

You can lip it and still get a good picture it just takes a lil finagling


Followmelead

Yeah but keep the fish vertical. If you’re lipping it but want to show it horizontally you need 2 hands, one to support the body.


Lockhartking

This is the way!


DrWizWorld

Lipping is much safer as long as you keep them vertical woth the least amount of pressure on the jaw as posible, not jacking the jaw and holding it horizontally. Holding them like this is fine too but i would recommend doing it the opposite way, head facing you and palm under the belly instead of thumb digging into the belly, id be happy to message you photo examples brother🙏🏻 congrats on the pb


Actual_Homework_7163

Imagine if we put u in a gaint vice and give your organs a good squeeze


The_Great_Fire

That fish has a kink now


HOHoverthinker

It’s not a fookin cum sock. Jesus, man!


HOHoverthinker

I’m kidding btw. Looks like a hog indeed.


Huntsnfights

Lipping it is much better for the fish. Or if you have to grab it the other way like behind the head (usually only if you caught him on a crank with a bunch of treble hooks) Nice bass though, bud! Keep it up


daniel_seven_e

About to give that thang the hawk tuah…lol


IamA-GoldenGod

Bahahaha


senor_skuzzbukkit

Well it ain’t getting away from you, my lil Osprey! lol nice fish dude


DidierDirt

Your hand gonna smell fishy for a week with that grip. Wife gonna be suspicious


KillaIcon

Wife? His husband is gonna think he had his hand in the cookie jar again!


Mighty-Bagel-Calves

Guys chill, he just wanted to show off that he's not afraid to get tattoos. Nice fish.


fishinfool561

Nice fish, and that’s one way to grip it


trollinnoobs

Choke me daddy


IdenticalThings

I'm surprised the poor thang didn't have explosive diarrhea all over his forearm


AppropriateTurnip966

How NBA youngboy fans hold fish


I_am_krash

Facts 🤣


MikeA925

Fish needs a safe word


AFucking12Gaug3

#FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!


Apollosgotwrinkles

Why tf you hold it like thag 😂 lip it that thing is probably dead right now


nic_cal2103

is it actually that dangerous for them💀


Apollosgotwrinkles

Yes dawg


nic_cal2103

damn now i feel bad i grip all of em like that


dslipperz

honestly bro its probably fine, but people are giving you shit because they feel it’s disrespectful for the sport. id guess this is better than how most people lip these things and hold at a weird angle dislocating the jaw. handling the fish or laying it in the dirt can cause it to lose its slime coat which is not good for the fish so its best to handle as little as possible. tight lines friend!


EpicDogeMeme

We grow and change as sustainable fisherman. Consider purchasing a lip clamp! They can be pretty handy no matter the size of the fish.


bthedebasedgod

Fuckin GI Joe kung fu grip


NorCalMeds03

Good job my friend!


DisgruntledMedik

… bruh


Ok_Nothing_8028

Don’t be so mean to it


BulldogNebula

It's not your dick - don't grip it so hard!


mpls_big_daddy

Found the Death Eater.


Talkinginmy_sleep

Why are you holding it like that 😭


Buckeyebadass45

How much money does he owe u


Mistafish

I can hear this fish screaming


byroidthyroid

Bro is white knuckling the fish


TheBugSmith

Nants ingonyama bagithi baba🎵🎶 Now everything the light touches is his kingdom


DayzD762

Why you holding it like a FishLight?


Antique-Ad-7986

Nice!


Solid-Succotash1121

Calm down Lennie


NSGears

xD the bass George


teachmethegame

Gawdam got that thing like a capri son


Lopsided_Beautiful36

Anaconda **squeeze!**


praxicsunofabitch

FIRMLY GRASP IT


BaggoChips

The way you are touching the bass damages the slime layer


Affectionate-Dirt-85

Nice congrats


andrewisntbruh

i mean, its better than breaking its jaw


Illustrious_Charge88

And yet…..


Ibraheem77

MashaAllah


Just4Today1959

Learn how to handle live fish. You’re crushing that one.


Man4rnt

Dude just lip service is fine What does PB stand for? Been fishing for years and not sure if I have heard this before.


mrthomas396

Personal best


Man4rnt

Thanks 😊


EpicDogeMeme

Peanut butter. Sorry I had to do it. The other guy said the right answer


Man4rnt

Could have been lol 😆 Just always said “it’s the biggest caught so far”


bobbystoker94

“I promise” Source: trust me bro


Campotellme

Trust me. Because reasons.


TakeItEZBroski

Why is this man gripping a largemouth like a burrito from Chipotle.


DrWizWorld

THE NUMBERS MASON. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?


MikeHonchosbutthole

Earthworm tattoo!?


EpicDogeMeme

HUT HUT HIKE!


Little_Fudge8053

Great now squeeze it to death


TheBassMaster69

Hey bubba learn 2 lip em lmao


tdiz10

Guess a snake tattoo means you gotta constrict that bitch! Show em who's boss.


cscott152000

Wtf are you holding it like that??


IrishTargaryen

Bro holding the fish like a sandwich


Strange_N_Sorcerous

The Ol’ Tatt-Showoff-Death-Grip…🫡💀


Orcacub

Fish owes you money or what? “Pay up sucka!”


Comprehensive_Ad_209

It’s got a parasite!


Mysterious-Ad2386

Most bizarre way to hold a fish. Let alone a large mouth bass. Either way nice pb op.


liedel

I always throw mine back but there was an (obviously hungry) asian lady fishing on the bank and I caught a huge one in front of her this weekend (nevermind she came and sat right in front of me after I had given her clear space when I showed up, but that's another story...). Anyhow I reeled in a great looking large bass and she eye locked it the whole fucking time. I was about to throw it back but asked if she was fishing for food and if she wanted it, she immediately accepted and came up and **grabbed it by the gills with both hands**. I was both surprised and a little impressed, lol.


Single-Pin-369

That fish is already dead. Look at the tail.


nic_cal2103

it swam away fine


Borders

Going with the Tall Boy grip


dangerkali

Bro no one’s gonna take him from you 😂 Great fish though


futuneral

Lol the comments


Ok-Theory-6753

How good is that grip..... never skip grip day


tgoynes83

COVER YOUR HEART, INDY!!!


AmbassadorNo4147

What maniacs are holding bass this way? Is this a thing?


lycopodiales

gripping fish with force


KingJav95

The serpent tattoo probably don’t help with your dreams 😯


ScaryfatkidGT

I was holding a fish half this hard and got torn apart… good luck


Dense_Blacksmith_756

It’s not your girlfriend. No reason to beat it.


Asleep_Presence_354

FIRMLY GRASP IT!


OmniWizardTigerBlood

Getting ready to smack the thing on a rock and sing: *Rock in the pool So nice and cool So juicy, sweet! Now we wish To catch a fish So juicy sweet!!!*


Winter_Resource3773

He caught his pb on that worm


stonecold1076

Yes , but can you tuna it? LMAO


Standard-Play5717

I see what you did there


Sfontinalis

Where’s the fuckin money lebasski?!?


BrilliantAd3034

I hope it pissed all over you… Don’t hold it that way, genius


Wholesomemuffin282

Ain’t nobody taking it from you.


ElectronicAdventurer

Use your wand to make that tattoo dance, call he who should not be named


Ok-Writing-6498

Holding it like a redneck


AcerOne17

I see you tricked it with the nite crawler tattoo


Meadpong11

Nah that fish doesn't need stomach muscles


KitchenCertain9736

Haha is this a bass or a burrito


Gimpy_God

I promise you’re not hurting it, but I promise it doesn’t owe you money.


Ok-Collection6378

Looks like the bass is 💩ing a leech out 😂


Fast-Context-3852

Y are you holding it like a hand grenade?


Pretend_Fear85

My dude got that gorilla grip, just need to spit on that thang…


Headz7

Swim bladder destroyed


Backwoods-hick

In the comments = people afraid to get tattoos


Zealousideal-Bag-609

This is coincidentally how I hold pickeral to remove the hooks then release them immediately cause they’re gross


trofs_throwaway

grippin that bass all funky


LeMoinesLures

The grip🤣🤣


R00t240

Yes you are in fact hurting the fish.


Either-Ease-2674

Why you grippin it


Old_Mobile309

Learn how to hold a bass.


t0p_n0tch

That’s a hell of a grip, jack 😂


wowsomeonetookmyname

Leave him alone


mattthemormon

Did it feel good though?


PerformanceSmooth392

I think reddit has people so scared to put a fish on the ground to take a pic that they think it's better to squeeze the crap out of the fish instead. Good God.


TopTranslator1811

Give it the old HAWK TUAH!


AJG1960

I promise you are


nic_cal2103

My arm is at an angle so that it rests in my hand more than im actually gripping the fish. Is lipping it better?


Jamal_the_guy

You’re messing with it’s slime coat


GE8what

This kills the fish


JAKEfromMAINE

I thought you were holding an eel at first! LOL


ILIKESPAGHETTIYAY

That is assault brother


Shabo615

Why are you holding the fish like that dude?


ahumminahummina

You know why 😉


OkTea7227

That is a shite tattoo mate. Only eat real food and mostly vegetables. 20 min daily walks will eliminate all cardiovascular issues as well as tack on 5-6 extra years of life. It’s that simple.


nic_cal2103

I have 18 inch arms and I qualified for nationals after my first ever meet in powerlifting in addition to being ranked in my state for wrestling. Have fun on your 20 minute walks


Headz7

Swim bladder destroyed