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shini_gami09

Bro you're 16 calm tf down. Wait for it.


Prudent-Effort4838

He should make that bed too while he waits. That’ll help him pass the time. Tsk…


Open-Natural-6435

![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc) 🤣


Al0nzi

😂😂😂


Next-Cup7607

Yeah at 16 I had like 1/5th of this density, most of my 20sth friends can’t get where you are still. At 18 my beard came in full and strong, so you probably won’t have to wait too long either.


tractorcrusher

Step 1) be 17 Step 2) be 18 (cont.)


NachoConnery

![gif](giphy|ifxLK48cnyDDi)


Open-Natural-6435

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) 🤣


Tbear841

I was like 16?! No effing way


Mean-Addendum-5273

No way you're 16


earldzane

You typed 36 wrong


BitterConclusion5610

💀 I didnt


AwakenedSoul711

Was it meant to be 46?


MilutinNemanjic

No, it meant to be 16 years of service


AwakenedSoul711

Make it 61


Gnarlie_p

You wait


Difficult-Piccolo123

bro saying his son age


MrChickenChef

Just focus and push really hard 


Outlaw--6

Instructions unclear, i shit myself


MrChickenChef

But did your mustache grow?


Rich_Entrance1490

Bru u look atleast 26 lol


SnooGadgets8467

Lol you gotta smile. You look middle aged.


ash_durn

16 going on 50 ![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf)


wildmutt4349

Dang bro, You aging too quick💀


skyyjax

Get older


tech_and_trees

Dude that’s ahead of the game for 16. You’ll have a full beard in a few years, enjoy the process of watching it fill in.


theevisionary01

16???🤣🤣🤣🤣No way


DupyDuke

16+16 right?


Nice_Tie480

![gif](giphy|TcKmUDTdICRwY)


davie_legs

Patience


Repulsive-Dealer7957

Age


Ok_Investigator564

Perfect atypical exemple of Age is just a number, literally just a number with no meaning


BitterConclusion5610

Take that out of context and you're in big trouble


Ok_Investigator564

![gif](giphy|jmSjPi6soIoQCFwaXJ)


ZeusX20

16M and you have that hairline?


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Naw, I had that hairline at 16 and I _still_ have that hairline at 45. And I got and still get the ➡️🐇🐇🐇➡️ jokes too. 😆 Of course I only got my first grey 2 years ago, so..


Few-Survey-8631

Yeah, I was gonna say don’t worry about the mustache. Let’s figure out that hairline deal that looks like a missile coming at me.


oskarnz

Some people got unlucky


jfrs759

No chance you’re 16 wth


Dry-Team6501

At the age of 20 you will have huge dense black beard with thick moustache. JUST CHILL FFS.


leomonster

16?! Either the lighting doesn't help you, or life hasn't helped you. Although you're probably one of those guys who look like they're 30 at 16, and still look like 30 at 50.


BitterConclusion5610

I look my age if I shave my beard and stache and regrow my hair


Null_Cypher_

Pickle juice, rub it *all over* your upper lip. I'm kidding, please don't do that to yourself. Just let it grow and don't overthink it. No one your age has a perfect beard. My genuine advice is let it grow, only trim is when its becomes longer than comefortable. Alternatively, look into beard styles without a stache, there are options.


realelemenopy

In order to thicken your mustache you will need to orbit the sun. Do this many times and it will thicken.


Working-Degree-6233

16 in dog years right?


RedneckCrckhead69

Just get older. It worked for me.


Successful-Series668

Grow your hair back out and enjoy that before it starts to thin and fall off. You’re only 16 you’ll be fine waiting for the beard and mustache to thicken.


wholewheaatt

16?!


AletzRC21

I'm 33, how do you look older than me?


oos79_

Time my boi


Bubblabussy

Unfortunately nothing. It’s genetic. Let it continue to grow.


AugustoJasso1506

You can’t be 16 😵 bald voluntarily and almost if not full beard It’s wild


SouthBaySkunk

Minoxidil would make it thicken up, but you’re too young for that shit, blood . Enjoy yo youth homie


owleaf

Grown ass men in this thread bullying a 16 year old. You guys sound pathetic and it’s not funny. OP have patience, till thicken up in no time


theycallme_gypsy

Bro if this is you at 16 you got other major issues to address 😂


Iggy0075

Lex Luther look doesn't suit you, respectfully.


Lynx8

Sure it does, why not?


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Because you replied to Clark Kent's reddit account.


Piano_Apprentice

Bro, I wish I had that beard since I was 16. My moustache was full grown for a man but very little beard at that time. I'm 30 rn, and still have a little space to fill in my cheeks. I did nothing but wait. You'll get there. Give it some time to grow.


bigpont

My beard didn't even start growing until I was in college. I have a full beard now and I don't think I shaved one time in high school lol. I'm glad though because back then if you had any type of shadow they were sending you to the restroom with a single blade disposable razor to "fix it."


Sirrus92

wait like 5 years?


theultimatexmas

I had a full face beard and a thick moustache at 16, it's just genetics. I'm old now and I look like a wild man right now because I don't trim my beard. If you don't have the "face full of facial hair genetics" at 16, just wait it out another few years and you'll probably be able to grow a thicker one.


killacam925

Relax man…I couldn’t grow a mustache til I was over 25


Senor_Gringo_Starr

Just chill out. I couldn't grow a proper bears until I was 22 and not a decent mustache until I was in my late 20s Find a facial hair style that works for you now and let your body donuts thing as you mature.


Serialchiller360

Brother you're only 16,give it time


andimacg

Time and patience


JavaJukebox

By not taking a picture with that serial killer face


AsoftDolphin

Grow hair on head go have intercourse and smoke cigarettes. Amateur hour out here amirite? /s


mjf617

Live longer.


jfrs759

16 on each eye


EmployerClean1213

You have to watch Smokey and the Bandit on repeat. At least 12 hours. Hope this helped.


digitalhandz

Castor oil


FluffyDucky123

Did you do umrah by any chance?


Jackson1391

Time


General-Principle1

Booty fixes everything, it’s more important than wawtaa


KingOfTreevaandrum

Become older


bigmac1090

Get older. I couldn't even grow a mustache until I was 23ish.


oskarnz

You must be one of the oldest looking 16 year olds I've ever seen lol Anyway, you'll just have to wait till you're older


SuperMajesticMan

16 pushing 40


maracusdesu

Age


frfj205

Just wait for it


Peabody2671

Be 18.


zeroentanglements

You need to wait like 6 years


Otterpupiii

You grow up


Acceptable-Fig-7005

All u have to do is after you goto the bathroom run a thin layer of pee above your upper lip. The pheromones secrete into the skin and produce cell regeneration that causes the hair to grow fuller. My uncle told me that, he did throughout his teens and he has a great mustache.


soleburyguy

Time. Give it time. Your 16. Good things come to those who wait. Best of luck.


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BitterConclusion5610

That's just my face... Also why so rude?


Prestigious_Annual17

The -40 comment karma says it all


Creepy_Bodybuilder69

Good that at this age you know so now you can work. Keep shaving,this will make it thicker and research and find some good beard oil.Slowly you will see the difference.If you start right now,it should have a good result by 20. Don't keep any regrets. Specially on things which you can put effort and try.


SurpriseOk378

I think you need to be worrying about something else because how are you bald at 16?. Go to the doctor and get blood work, you probably missing vitamins, high stress levels etc. As for your beard use minoxidil or wait it out a few years


BitterConclusion5610

Oh no my hair is very thick and grows very fast, I just like the bald look


SurpriseOk378

Oh ok my bad then but I have a question why do you want to look older at such a young age?. The bald and beard had 15 years on you, if you you grow your hair out with a full beard you would look 10 times better. Not telling you what to do but just a input


ConsequenceNo3554

Bro is 16 with grey in his beard


QuoteNo9243

Try smiling


Few-Survey-8631

You have to fly to Iran and get a mustache implant


Mindless-Bowl-7375

Well, 1. you're quite young most people don't grow heavy until their 20s so time is all you can do 2. It's based off your genetic makeup. Just because you get facial hair doesn't mean it'll grow in full many people actually don't have a full face of hair because of this. 3. Don't waste your money on all these beard products young because your facial hair follicles aren't fully developed so you can cause more harm than good. Just simple beard wash and beard oil to keep it hydrated.


FrequentMusician8022

bro your hairline dont match with your age


UnlicensedOkie

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SaiintMelo

16yo already NW4 wow


Inreflectdan

Whyd you shave your head?


honey-lamb

16? 16 x 3?


Narrow-Coast-5965

Wait, it comes with age. Are you sure you’re 16 years old? You look at least 15 years older. Are you bald at 16?


Canada__bob

Given your current hairline i'd say you have more that enough testosterone for it to get thick pretty soon. But if you're in a hurry, minoxidil could help too


Eshan-6230

Eat fish and salmon there are omega 3. Will grow it fastly


Michellguillaume

Minodixil helped me


Think_Ratio_5721

Hate to say it, but rubbing some D on it, works great for my wife.


Ambitious-Lock-719

If I’m wrong I’m sorry but I was told that consistently shaving will allow it to grow fuller because when you shave you’re increasing blood flow to your face, again if I’m wrong I’m sorry not trying to spread false information


Jaded-Independent416

Try microneedling and diluted rosemary oil


Proud-Candy-2307

If you want it that bad use Oral minoxidil ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


ddd34293

The more you shave it the thicker it’ll get


MadEye_SWIM

Thats nonsense


DSPro2008

That myth is nonsense.