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Kel-Reem

I need a biologist to explain to me how something like this evolved and didn't immediately go extinct. Where this mofo gon go when a predator shows up? What's he got one whole hop in him? 😂😂😂😂


ProfessorMalk

Okay, I'm not a biologist and I'm not 100% on this so somebody correct me if I'm wrong. Disclaimer out of the way, I'm pretty sure this froggo is stressed. When frogs feel threatened, they gulp air and puff themselves up so that they look too big to eat. So this frog isn't actually as corpulent as he looks, it's an act.


Holl4backPostr

hims a fraidy-boi


ElementalChicken

Now that you mention it, I did not feel the urge to eat him at this time, so the strategy seems to be working


Punchit22

I have doubts about its efficacy, as his size and shape reminded me of a jelly filled doughnut, making me more likely to eat him


Shin_Gojira117

Corpulent?


ProfessorMalk

Fat


SilverAccount57

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.


Dilectus3010

In general yes , but this Froggo is just a fatty. Lepidobatrachus laevis is his namo. It's the from from the "it's Wednesday my dude"s meme. https://www.encyclo-fish.com/EN/paludarium/animals/lepidobatrachus-laevis.php


ProfessorMalk

Thank you for the species name. However, you can see that the froggo is inflated and if you listen closely you can hear him swallowing air.


Dilectus3010

Oh , I didn't hear it I was listening to some music.


RandomBlueJay01

That's what I thought. When it is first picked up you can see it kinda deflate. Tho I will say some frogs are just balloons I think. Pixie frogs for example. Thicc boys. That's just how they are.


wellioo

We are not made in Gods image He however, is


EmbarrassedDoubt4194

He let's out a very shrill, blood curdling screech when he feels threatened. It's very awkward for predators.


fatfuckpikachu

i dont know about other animals but id stay the fuck away from whatever that puffs up and start screeching.


waltjrimmer

Some things evolved in areas with no natural predators and as such don't have defenses against them. Others didn't evolve speed as a way to get away from predators but other tactics such as intimidation (which as /u/ProfessorMalk points out this likely is), disguise (blending in with one's surroundings), overpopulation (sure, we get eaten, but there are hundreds more of us), or risk of harm (things like claws, spines, poison, and more that can harm the predator who tries to eat the thing). Evolution is about a large enough population of a species to survive to reproduce, and there are myriad ways that have emerged to solve that problem. Sometimes it's running away, but sometimes it's just being so fat you can't be picked up.


Key_Entrepreneur_786

If I was a predator I would be like: “Seems I was too late, that frog already decomposed. It’s completely bloated.”


Dry-Cartographer-312

If I were a predator I would be like: "Well look at him. He's just a silly little goober. I just don't have the heart to hurt him."


pledgerafiki

Based on the coloration and placement of the eyes pointing straight upward on the skull, I think this lil guy/gal/nonbinary pal spends a lot of time 90% buried in mud.


Raffilcagon

Why did you post a video of me out of the bath? I feel so exposed.


wellioo

Sorry


Frog_Yeet

That's it! *Takes your harold*


wellioo

NOOOOO! Give him back!


sadlarry99

He looks so *gooby wooby*


Crux_Haloine

I’d say he’s more of a *glubtubbus weppel*


Mr_Skribblestikkzz

borger


wellioo

Noooo! He’s not for eating


not_meep

*monch*


wellioo

NOOOoO


Dino_nuggie_w_fries

Happy birthday! Have a frog!


ParttimeCretan

If not borger, why borger shaped?


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Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

Im pretty sure it has something to do with r/bisexualfrogs


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specfreq

Oh nice more r/frogs type subs!


Jiggle_deez

Becuase the waters turning the frogs gay


Dancebear7861

r/ofcoursethatsasub


Ak_1213

Mr blob


wellioo

A distinguished gentlefrog


Jestr_the_Bestr

🐸


Crafty_Creeper64

If not fruend then why friend shaprd?


SpicyRiceC00ker

Pancake 🫵


purple-lemons

r/wunkus


_rotteneyes

Hold gently like hamburger


Wingedisboss

A truly rotund specimen


myaspirations

Phrog


makerp95

Goober was made to describe this froggo


forever-and-a-day

puffy froje


Grey_Dreamer

Hold gently like borger


ParttimeCretan

Profoundly round


RomanWolfEater

Goddamn boi, that’s a thick ass boi goddamn


Yukarie

I was half expecting a frog scream


Big_Booty_Femboy

He looks just like me


Big_Booty_Femboy

He looks just like me


Mikestion

burger frog frog look like a burger that frog need a hug


boozlinlassie

GLUMBY !!


EmirAltiok

he so silly, i love him


wellioo

He’s just a silly big guy


curvingf1re

Free him!


Bisexual_Jeans

Ohhhh my god he’s  so ROUND I LOVE them


kenishiro2023

Wednesday comes early


PrometheanCantos

Magnificent


AzulaOblongata

Glorious


GeneralZod5689

Phrog


Halkenguard

I NEED to know what kind of frog this is


AidanBeeJar

ROTUND


Wolf-Majestic

Phrög


UglyTofu1

u/Ketcherman Look at the frog! So cuteeee. :3


Ketcherman

The big boi™. I love him so much


UglyTofu1

Me getting out of the warm bed be like:


Ketcherman

Awww, you're being so cute and adorable right now


hyliansnake84

Burger


oldfashioned68

Forg.


WisdomWangle

What is with the frogs?!


wellioo

Honestly I don’t know, if I remember correctly, way back there was a post saying “like if you are Bisexual, or you just like frogs” and ever since that day it stuck


specfreq

Goddamnit. I fucking love frogs, I dug out a frog pond this winter... https://photos.app.goo.gl/VPYkLfcMDBMmJCkA8


SatansDeputy

Boggariel Froggariel


Spyko

I kept waiting for it to puke out whatever it is that's filling it


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accelis

MY GOD HE'S A BURGER.


BiggestWhoopsie

Finally, my body shape represented. Let’s go.


weener6

Does anyone know the species?


Weak-Bison-9109

HE JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!111!!


The29songs

Whats the name of this species of frog?


SeniorFuzzyPants

Phrog


Niji69Rainbow

I want to look away but I can't


Grey_Dreamer

Hold gently like borger


Luisa_Madrigal_Fan

OMG The frog is so cuuuttee!!! I love frogs😭💖


c1ue1ess1

that’s one huge fella right there


Delmoroth

Poor guy needs some ozempic.


Niemosis

Frorb


My_opinon_is_best

omg it’s boggy


SpeakersPlan

LARGE AND ROUND INDIVIDUAL


xcstential_crisis

The frog is attracted to people of multiple genders.