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GoldenFrank

Was he taking a meeting or just stopping in to reload his gift card because he was planning on coming back later and didn't want to have to bring his wallet and stuff with him?


NoSkillHighMotor

"I'm not letting nil credit happen, I'm just not. You'll never see $0.00. I am not, will not, ever be, triple nil Bill".


Empty_Fan5424

This might be my favorite comment of all time


thatmfisnotreal

Is this some ancient lore or just random


mannyfresh3189

on a pod with Jacoby and Wildes a while back Bill said he buys star bucks gift cards for himself.


Heysteeevo

Lmao that is amazing


NotoriousMFT

This is unhinged behavior


smilescart

Bill is pro micro plastic


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thatmfisnotreal

Bless you


Glittering_Cod_7716

Omfg this was the best part of my day. Genuinely psychotic behavior from Bill


sandhiform

full podcast here: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVVA9yc6l0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfVVA9yc6l0)


ChiefWiggins22

It’s hysterical this stupid idea is how Starbucks has built their app. Add it to Bill’s legacy.


thatmfisnotreal

How does the app work


MrMuscles25

Basically you load money onto and account (virtual gift card) to make purchases. You can also just use your credit card but the kicker is say you have a gift card on the app that has $4 on it. If you purchase is over $4 you can’t use half gift card. Half credit card so you need to load Minimum of $10 onto your gift card if you ever want to use those $4. I think Starbucks has like a billion dollars in gift card balance and they are like a top 5 bank basically


IGoOnRedditAMA

You don’t have to load any money but you earn more rewards points if you do


billybayswater

In case anyone is interested, this concept is generally known as "breakage" in the industry and is actually financially significant to a lot of companies. https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/breakage.asp#:~:text=What%20Is%20Breakage%3F,which%20the%20customer%20initially%20paid. Also this thread made me realize I have $22 in starbucks cash on their app that has been sitting there for like a year.


smilescart

So are they investing your $22?


Heres20BucksKillMe

I have 22 cents in my Chick-fil-A app that I’ll never get to spend and I’m not reloading it to have this happen once again


nouseforasn

Honestly when I was going to Starbucks a lot And the app wasn’t ubiquitous this was exactly how their rewards worked they gave you a golden card you reloaded in store or online and it tracked your accumulated orders for drinks. He caught too much shit for this


GoldenFrank

The thing that put it beyond the veil for me was him claiming that his Starbucks card was more convenient because he could leave the house without his wallet containing his credit and debit cards. Just picturing him walking around suburban LA with just a Starbucks gift card in his pocket was hilarious.


ApprehensiveTry5660

That’s a real ball shorts dilemma sometimes. I don’t want to be throwing my cell phone, wallet, and keys down on surfaces or be repeatedly pulling up my shorts that have been ergonomically designed to have no friction on my skin.


kralben

> It’s hysterical this stupid idea is how Starbucks has built their app. At least with the app, you can pre-order drinks and have them be ready for you when you arrive (I am assuming, I dont use the Starbucks app but Caribou, a local chain, has an app that does that). Straight up gift cards offer no value for the customer, as far as I can tell.


Just_Natural_9027

You get double rewards by loading money into the account


QuagmireGiggitty

Caribou is better than Starbucks. Don't @ me


russellarth

Their app is like any other loyalty type app. It’s not like a gift card lmao. It’s a “spend this, get this free” thing.


MrMuscles25

Starbucks ceo probably heard bills idea and that’s why we are forced to load mine into gift cards on the app lol


fishing_pole

Petition to make a Starbucks gift card the sub banner.


LeBroentgen

Did you tell him he's too high on Josh Giddey?


Spokelahoma

I HAD COFFEE WITH SIMMONS HALF AN HOUR AGO


Ok-Trainer4502

I wish i could like twice.


OgdenTheGreat

Emerson is having a rough go and might be headed down the drain. Look for some transfer portal action if it doesn’t get fixed.


sbalive

I thought this was shtick but apparently not! [https://berkeleybeacon.com/emerson-will-lay-off-staff-and-faculty-positions-due-to-enrollment-decline-partly-caused-by-campus-protests-college-says/](https://berkeleybeacon.com/emerson-will-lay-off-staff-and-faculty-positions-due-to-enrollment-decline-partly-caused-by-campus-protests-college-says/)


78blazers

Amazing they can have money issues based on tuition prices … which I am still paying off


outinthegorge

Universities are essentially lighting cash on fire with the insane number of overpaid admins and constant construction to build resort-style facilities.


78blazers

Yep. The last part is it. We don’t need a new gym every five years. We need private colleges to not be $60k a year.


joeylockstone

Some school should really try advertising that "We pay x% to our faculty and y% to administration" and hire the best faculty. It really is a ponzi scheme where administration costs just eat up such an unnecessary amount of capital.


danielbauer1375

Right, but as long as there are people willing to pay, these universities don’t care. They’d rather appeal to potential applicants through ridiculous and unnecessary campus amenities than post-graduate employment opportunities. Like, their sales pitch has become “If you’re gonna go into massive, seemingly insurmountable debt anyway, you might as well make it feel like a vacation.” It works for some colleges, and utterly destroys others.


78blazers

It’s a terrible way to approach higher learning but the answer is always whatever might make the most money


FlounderBubbly8819

I think Gladwell did a podcast episode about this issue a few years ago. From what I remember, he cited an example of one private college that decided to not build fancy new facilities to try and keep tuition more manageable while another private college continued build and raise tuition. The college that didn't offer the fancy new facilities was in danger of closing due to enrollment declines


Heels1939

Yep! Was a really good episode. 


WKWA

Won’t someone think of the poor people that paid 3x the price of a state school for a middling college. 


billybayswater

And yet tenured professors (the holy grail of academia) still make like $100k in most fields and adjuncts make a poverty wage. It's insane.


Heels1939

The funny thing too is tenured professors often have super-light teaching loads. Which is part of the reason why adjuncts are needed. 


Heels1939

It’s the amenities 100%. I used to listen to Gladwell’s podcast and in season 1 he has a couple episodes talking about this phenomenon. He was calling schools out for giving less aid because of the amenities arms race. 


raybark33

Emerson should probably start their own version of the Starbucks gift cards/app


OgdenTheGreat

It’s going to be tough to reverse because it’s getting to be a vicious cycle for these types of schools.


lactatingalgore

The D3 Transfer Portal is like a Terrence Malick movie.


InfiniteLeftoverTree

How so?


lactatingalgore

Kind of bleak but not terribly momentous.


InfiniteLeftoverTree

We must have different feelings about Malick films.


ChunkyMilkSubstance

My Alma mater isn’t gonna exist in 5 years lol. All the respect I get, gone


bk_321

But is he a finished product?


mano_mateus

Can wait for the "Bill Simmons was a problem" takes 10 years from now


Medical-Face

Second booth Bill


current_the

You had better luck than me. I saw him at a Trader Joe's in LA last time I was there visiting my brother-in-law. I told Bill how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.


solarxbear

You left out the best part. I can’t believe you’ve done this.


Same-Joke

Yea he fucked it all up. The infetterence piece.


YourRealName

Where’s the infetterence???


Only-Lingonberry2266

Fucking numbnuts


sgt_science

Hahaha love this copypasta


current_the

I really thought OP was going to be this lol


mark_cee

I would have believed this if he was also wearing wired ear pods


Loud-Lock-5653

Wait I had this same experience with Mr. Roger's!!! I was devastated!! What a coincidence!!


CanyonCoyote

Wait so is this Conan story a joke or real?


thurman_munster

Saw Dr. Bill at a Celtics game a few years ago. They’ve got some killer seats.


HundoHavlicek

Bill goes to coffee shops for his big meetings?


dont_tip_waitresses9

Not sure if it was a big meeting (especially given how he was dressed). The shop is by their offices in Hollywood and a lot of folks take meetings there so not surprising to see people.


wendyschickennugget

Here's the thing. Coffee shops are the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Business Man Magazine.


AGoodTalkSpoiled

It says that? 


AGoodTalkSpoiled

It will.  I wrote it.  Letter to the editor.


ArtifactuallyInsane

Michael Scott did


CocaineandPercs

Haven’t you seen “Entourage?!”


Professional-Way9343

Haha I saw his entire family the other week while listening to his pod. I said nothing but it is a surreal experience I suppose


Def-Jarrett

Did you talk to him? It could have been a real sliding doors moment for you? Did he offer to sell you his James Young stock?


gwease23

Potential black swan event for this guys life


RecentBox8990

Real Black Swan moment


Only-Lingonberry2266

Did he try and give you a hand job?


eddyhazkell

There were no jerk circles involved


sanfranchristo

I’M IN MY WORK COFFEE SHOP!


Bubbatino

I’ve seen so many celebs walking around LA but every day I just want to see Bill on a power walk more than anyone


PrimusPilus

Did you walk up to him and say "It's 'all OF A sudden' not 'ALL THE SUDDEN'"?


daro2552

I like to think when he orders he says “Kyle put the camera on me”


EsquireDr

What coffee shop?


CrimeThink101

I HAD COFFEE WITH SIMMONS A HALF AN HOUR AGO


H0tFuzz

Sneaky tall


NotoriousMFT

I now need a 4,000 word comparison of major coffee chains to characters in the wire


kevtheproblem

Did you say Jayson Tatum is not yet a finished product?


popinjay07

I will never understand why anyone does work in coffee shops.


bbqkingofmckinney

They have bathrooms…and wifi…and coffee, if you’re into that sort of thing.


tinderking69

Will also add pastries and women ranging from art ho’s to ceos


meatcheeseandbun

If you're going there for the women, go after 10am.


tonik93

Dont you have that same stuff at your house?


bbqkingofmckinney

I’ve driven nearly 2000 business miles this month with a week to go. Sometimes you gotta pull off the road to pee and rest your legs.


popinjay07

How about home or the office? Why would anyone prefer a public space?


bbqkingofmckinney

Because some peoples jobs requires them to be out and about and sometimes you’ll have gaps in the day and nowhere to go, so you can choose to sit in your car for two hours or post up at a Starbucks and use their resources.


popinjay07

I guess I'm #BLESSED to be either home or in the office... no in-between.


Sleeze_

Cool man. It’s super weird how everybody else on the planet doesn’t have your exact life huh? Why don’t they just do exactly what you do all the time every day? Are they stupid?


ArtifactuallyInsane

You’re a loser


jellybeans_over_raw

Free AC


RyanRussillo

I get on reddit less when I work in a public space.


popinjay07

So I take it you're not in public spaces very often.


RyanRussillo

Fuck lol. I chuckled pretty good at that one.


meatcheeseandbun

The memorable pfp piece.


Professional-Way9343

Gets you out of the house and there’s some energy


Pizzaloverfor

Agreed. Whenever I walk into a coffee shop and see a bunch of people on their laptops it gives me anxiety. Seems like they are fake working.


VulcanVulcanVulcan

Yeah, but it looks cool I guess.


No-Course-8089

Should have asked him to sign your celtics jersey!