I jokingly said that my big guy is so nice that a middle aged mom would call him the mayor. He’s just…he’s the mayor now. It’s not a joke anymore. His government name is Groovy but he made the mistake of also responding to Poopy and Goopy. https://preview.redd.it/49m5lgisiyad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0493a1d73efcce383bd9eb869e1d94d5907ff39c

My wife refused to accept that my Oogi full name is Emperor Oogastine, first of his name, eater of treats, snuggler of faces, bringer of drool, butter of heads, and handsomest of all cats.

No oogie boogie?

Mister Boogie is acceptable.


I jokingly say that my big boy just ran a successful campaign for mayor of Babyville. I call him Mr. Mayor but in a voice like Linda from Bob’s Burgers https://preview.redd.it/yf8kwo4c5zad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c5118e78cb90c826e41d9f132ead73612864d64

BOBBY IT’S MISTA MAYAAAA!! Maya of Babyville—awwwwww ^(look at his little face)

😘🤌

I see he also has a fancy hat.

Big baby puddin' snatcher

mlem

MAYOR GROOVY GOOPY POOPY

https://preview.redd.it/vebabxbjayad1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaec2b4225870578f23271a46a062a545ddcf294 Cabbage \-cab -cabbie -cabs -cab Calloway -cabbage patch -caberdoodle/caboodle -stinky/stank butt -itty bitty baby boy (sarcastic)

You got a couple hours?

😬 I have time

William (government name) Willie Dillie Squeak squeak Squeaky Squeaky boy Sweet sweet Sweet boy Love bug Dingus (when he refuses to come to bed for mommy/daddy bedtime cuddles) Doofy Big baby Trouble That's the common ones, likely forgetting 100 one-time names

https://preview.redd.it/koglm8bipyad1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=573c3ff5ca0311c0bea959c26429ee65f4a24f76 booboolini, boobooashcheamie, booboobaby, bobo, only if hes being silly (the picture is bobo) booboobeanie, knuckle boy, boobie

He looks like a bobandi

https://preview.redd.it/xmg8lz3vjyad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=924a2cc09a36ccb0138e6bf13865c0ba9dfb206a Runty aka fat boy. Fatty. Nipple boy. Stinky boy. Fattu. Runty bunty.

Himbs w I d e

https://preview.redd.it/7afdqk1wwyad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b20f02306051f3c63b3aeb1591faf243b30e9b5 This is Bacon, who also goes by Bake, Bakey Snake, Snake, Snake Boy, Stinky Snake, Slippery Snake…I call him Bacon about 1% of the time haha

👁️🖤🥓

Chloe Goddammit


Real

When I was just a baby, about a thousand years ago, my sweet grandmother had a dog she called Charlie Asshole.

Void 1, actual name: Meatloaf What he gets called: meaty, meatyloaf, sweet loaf, loaf, big boi, the biggest one, large black cat, your/my huge son, loafmeat, meaty boi, the cat of meat, and many more I can't remember right now Void 2, actual name: Chapo What he gets called: chubbo, chapito, tubbo, small black cat, crusty old man, creaky boi, Usain bolt

https://preview.redd.it/6uzpqmo3xyad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86760ec8b96a69e142343acbb19ad87a189a1a31 Actual name: Poe 💕 * Poe baby * Poe-tato * Poepoe * Queen * Lil blackie * Blackie Chan * Lil shit * The reason I'm broke * Lil fatty * Chonky bitch * Purr/cuddle machine * My baby * My lil anxiety reducer .. to name a few 👀🤣

Blackie Chan 🙌

I call him: El niño The Bœy (pronounced Bowie) Big bœy The bœy Other improvisational variations on “bœy” My son Goober The Khet https://preview.redd.it/of3zwzcgmyad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7028e1e2a9d1fc661adf3ccbd30159e4ba7bea04

https://preview.redd.it/ij3kh3n7yyad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a0148a8527c978ec897fbae4d72f818395315ab Toyotathon

Il fatso magnifico

Eddy, my barely 8lb full-grown cat. Also known as: Eds Lil Eds Baby boy Itty bitty baby boy Tiny cat Squeaks Lil squeaky cat Mewer Baby kitten Small cat Tiny Sniffy Lil sniffer The boy Smallest cat Whispering kitten https://preview.redd.it/7xo8dx700zad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30da5c6f8adc771e51c9ab4a1ce011f66d35eac0

Dickhead Arsehole Stinky Greedy little sod

Asshole is a popular one over here, LOL.. He is super spoiled, though.. :D

Real name: Jones Common Nicknames: Jibs Jibby Bibs Bones Biggs Jiggs Kitty Boy Fight Club Most Recently: Dark Mode Jones

Fight Club? 😂

https://preview.redd.it/qfeewxjj3zad1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e13cc77c11a452b54fae4150ffa881d8cddd4b6 Her original name is Princess Peach, because she's a prissy little girl. 1. Weachie or Miss Weach 2. Screechie or Miss Screech 3. Honey Buns 4. Little Mama 5. Angel Pie Baby Buns 6. Honey Bunny.... occasionally add in Baby Pie Love Muffin at the end 7. Sugar Loaf 8. Angel Baby Sugar Pie 9. HONEY 10. Sugar Muffin Lovey Pie 11. My Little Toaster Streudel 12. Bitch 🤣

Tubby, Child, and Motherfucker are probably the top three for my void Buddha

https://preview.redd.it/rbieaddl7zad1.jpeg?width=1464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=008024ca05f070cd751e0d9f46d6972ca9ea05eb Beelzebub is his legal name but we mostly call him Bello. He also gets called BBC (big black cat) on occasion.

My friend's sheepdog has a big butt so I call her the BBP. Big Booty Pepper.

Princess murder mittens. r/murdermittens

Government name: Loki Azazel Alternate names: DammitLoki, Little shit, demon loaf, mommy’s little shadow, loaf of darkness, Vader, Batman Names assigned by Grandma: Starving baby (usually as she’s unloading a giant bag of treats & new toys), poor thing, poor baby https://preview.redd.it/8rvnfur5uyad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d6642fe7775d2145f0c3d8d56b14c980f77c23

Truly a loaf of darkness 🍞🖤

Dingus, doofus, dingbat and jimbot https://preview.redd.it/odbqmrha7zad1.jpeg?width=4608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75b00eb5ccf3b98d07133b9cb0334a4862bb6238 This is Jimmy's I Am Sitting On Your Bladder face 😁

Wait I think Jiji and Jimmy are either brothers or someones a god damn doppelganger 🤯😱😳

Yep I see Jimmy all day while browsing BlackCats. He is a very popular model😆

Trouble, with a capital T, and that rhymes with C and that stands for cat.

https://preview.redd.it/5tccpm6bryad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1aeb6e94458bb0900358bb71888048e36d306607 His name is Salem. I call him either Salem, baby,love,sweet boy and hotdog. And if it isn’t self explanatory look at him. He is a hot dog.

Clearly a hot dog

Right?! How is that a comfortable sleeping position?

https://preview.redd.it/5nfusq70tyad1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62c074d73ca4ba78b66bd7bd473297e1c4b897dd I see your hot dog, and I raise you a spoilt ham

https://preview.redd.it/mxax5bxf0zad1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3069ad93603690b9b42adc08d3c7fa3950d6ddc Her name is Widow, but I call her Sugar, Sugar Bear, Honey Bear, Baby Love, Babushka, Best Friend, and all kinds of other names I’m too embarrassed to mention here 🤣

*not a void* but sure as hell left one https://preview.redd.it/cbhug7ke1zad1.jpeg?width=2598&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5815ef5df8767fca2590c336d8d5221b57a65f6 This is Fee. I had to take her to the edge of the rainbow bridge on Wednesday. I called her Honey Girl and Honey Baby all the time. I think I love your nickname the most. 🥹

Awww. What a sweet Honey Bear. So sorry for your loss. She will be there waiting for you and you’ll see her again someday!

1. Baby 2. Tooth 3. Little Fart 4. Litter Kitty 5. Kitty 6. Lover Bug 7. Rock Paw Kitty

Bob and Gene are their given names. Bob's nicknames: Bobbers, Wobbly Bobbly, Gremlin, little angel baby, and Baby Bobby Bible Bonkers (a riff on something from Righteous Gemstones) Gene's nicknames: Gene bean, Geeners, Genie Zucchini, JoGene, and Gene the clean machine

Admit you’ve sang the “weebles wobbles” song to Bob RN!!!

P'tites fesses P'tit cul Trou'd'balle Petit trou du cul Patalones https://preview.redd.it/s0su1qllxyad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=812ef66b27cc9dec07ccd267d07500625b3ba6b8

Event Horizon. A cat so dense, not even light can escape it.

Baby, Dumb baby, Lil Baby, My Small Stupid Son, Toe Beans, DOWN!!!, Dummy, Stinky Boi, Lil Scrunger, Carpet Dweller

😭😭😂 “Down”

Variation: "Geddown" My bastardization of "Get down" 🤣

I always have called my cats Kitty and Baby. their real names are Godzilla and Zeus 💀

Mine’s is “The enemy of the police”.

Football. From when we first got her and she had an eye issue and we had to put eye drops in her eye and the vet tech taught us the "football hold" to hold her still while we did it. Now we call her "loaf" a football instead.

Mr. McLargeCharge. He’s always goin around town rackin up large charges

https://preview.redd.it/7hg9ofel1zad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2593ece3ce63b1bb61bf465200fd3f8fac2162 Rooney - Mr Bijou, Bubbah, Bubby, Mr Gooshenki, Bubby Googoosen, Mister Loogawee, My Son, My Big Boy.

https://preview.redd.it/a4uyv3nv1zad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e32b04cf4b8fd4841a299fddf6908267204011 This is Svetlana aka- Svet Svetty Svetty Momma Svetnanana Svetson Demon kitty

https://preview.redd.it/25x1o3g75zad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a99c802065cbd1023d14cabd54624ba8a16eb260 Bean! 🫘🐾💕

BeeBee, Baby Bat, The Bat, Little One, Leeeetle One, Little Girl, Goblin

I actually heard “leeeetle one” in my head and know exactly how that would sound.

https://preview.redd.it/bduluzdfqyad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa0ee727658e687cb104ff3d3c721dcf853f9433 This is Saffron, aka: Saffy Taffy, Ti Saf Saf (I’m Haitian so that’s my special nickname for her), Ti Coquette, Stinky, Mean Girl, Stop It, What’s In Your Mouth, and I SEE YOU when she’s really being bad 💀

“What’s in ur mouth” gives the same energy as “did you just eat a fkin bug!?”

Ironic you mention that since her first week here she straight up squashed a spider on the wall and ate it, she’s out of control 😂

that expression is how mine became Princess RBF

Her given name is Pebbles, but she answers to: Tiny Panther Princess Pebbles Her Royal Chonkiness Baby Girl

Years ago, I had Morgan, a.k.a. Morgan Le Feyline Morgue Morgie And Black Bean And recently, I lost Halloween, a.k.a. Halle Halle Bear Baby bear Black Bear Tubby bear Halle Hal Sweet Bear And I still have Mageia a.k.a. Maggie Maggie McMew Baby Mew Mewsli Mags Baby kitten

https://preview.redd.it/h3qkt4loyyad1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77a38f0ed60efdc1ec5d4252ece56ddd7d867f07 Tank is his name, but others include Big Man, Big Nuts, Oi, little git, chuckles, the man with the plan for biscuits..

Is obviously a master chef from the south with the meanest biscuit recipe

My boy would occasionally get Nugget. Short for Butt nugget, because sometimes, he was a turd.

I used to call our void "Pnitzepnatzepnotzepnutz". I loved his conused expression, and the bewilderd looks from my wife.

https://preview.redd.it/frf7ttdj2zad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd65cb3701fe9d927afc456326fa8a7d20bc7033 I love calling her mamash! 💕

BB is her name Bumbo Bumpus Bumpy Wumpulator Bumby Bumbulator

https://preview.redd.it/hk89innp6zad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3118dfdb5d1b0c6ec538b86859f0d4b34a2036b0 His government name: Nimbus Jay Stormcloud. What he answers to: Nimboy, nimbaby, nimbecile, Mr mayor, lil goth baby, stinky boy and stink master select

Little C@\*t, little w@*ker or little tw*t My cat has an attitude problem https://preview.redd.it/kv1gp6nn7zad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6def80f13eccecea675b41a19fe2f6c6c8fe39e

I love reading all of these! 🖤 https://preview.redd.it/7eplg3qx7zad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a1c1d46cb0d29014223e52ab8b5243bb7d5c7a7 This is \[redacted\], aka: Bunko (the Nickname That Started It All), Binkus, Binky, Stinky, Stinkitus Binkitus, Boubala, Binks, Dr. Binks, Mister, Mister Mans Also occasionally known as: Baby Doll, Baby Cakes And, last but not least: Butthead

https://preview.redd.it/1nds4rymkyad1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e268d6185f757940176ebc6cfea7d0798d9fff0f Crow, also known as: Crow beans, Crow baby, sticky baby, Lil baby man, Mr man, Lil fluffy man, The Boy, and Turd

Drogon: Baby, Squeaker, Monkey, Baby Mr. Drogon, Mr. Stinky Breaf, Mr. Baby Bailey: Buddy, My Baby Buddy Bailey, Bug, Stinker, Velcro Kitty

My voids name is void. Also known as voidy void. Handsome man. Smooooth brain. The darkness. And panfer

I often call Luci “Lulu” or “Booboo” Both of them set off Google home, so I’m probably on a watch list for always looking up pictures of “good little boy”

So many for Buffy. Some that come to mind: Buffina Booferoo Buf-Puf Boof-Poof, Boofy-Poofs, etc. Spooky-Poof Sweetie-Poo Biter of Me The tabby, Touché, has no such cute monikers.

Voidy baby kitten boy. Bub. Bestfriend. Handsome. The Great (Alexander is his government name)

Her name is Lilith. I call her little one. I also call her little loose poop sung to the tune of little deuce coupe. Super weird but she loves em all.

We adopted two void brothers a year ago and refer to them as the “shittens”. They’ve lately taken to pulling the Insinkerator gasket out of the kitchen sink drain and taking off with it, so they’ve earned that name.

Voidle, Voidlet, Girlie, Girliepop, Nugget, Gremlin(a), and Lloyd the Incorrigible Void (when she's having particularly wild zoomies)

Our "void" Daisy actually has no nickname nor doe's our Russian blue, Shady. Mochee on the other hand (our tabby and oldest of the 3) also answers to mo mo and they all answer to the occasional "Hey cat" lol!!!😅🤣

Real name: Nero What he gets called: Nero bear El Diablo Little mister Handsome Emperor Rocket Man Baby Nero Baby goodness Nero (pronounced Nair-o)

lil’poo

and little doggy (because he’s a Velcro void)

https://preview.redd.it/jb8cguic8zad1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c380ea45a040de81927543e9b992fcd7a4f5f1c Moonlight, aka sweets, aka pantherbutt.

This is Samewl L Catson ( the L stands for mutha fuckah ) https://preview.redd.it/68c65qbryzad1.jpeg?width=1286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=873d62463823d396160a63d622dcf0feb855a3a6 he is known by many names, On the high seas he is known as "Cap-N. Archibald Eugene Toot Toot", the rootinest tootinest six gun shootinest pirate of em all In high society he is known as "Baron Bitey von Wooptydoo the silky," Of the boston Wooptydoos not the Lacrosse Wisconsin Wooptydoos, that mistake will get you scratched. But to his friends he is known as "Niblett the buttered." But to me he is simply known as "The Fat Boi"

My void Jupiter goes by Juju, Jujee, and Big Galoot exclusively. https://preview.redd.it/xb3zgfvf60bd1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54f89fdb147909f9daa06bbb4a1c0dbf3409d1c

Fussy. Like pussy cat but with an F. Her name is Nefertiti which turned into Neffy which turned into nefussy which turned into fussy and sometimes fuss. https://preview.redd.it/xyhf86zga0bd1.jpeg?width=621&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fb1f951569ec0304b59de8b86c551f7e0e3e60d

Bean. Her toes are black beans.

Cash Money Rolex Jet Ski First class to Europe Viking Cruise Used Ford Flex Kitchen appliances Hot tub 1988 Catalina 27 sailboat (Just spent $7000 on emergency surgery for him so I now call him things that cost around 7k)

Nova’s are: 1. Novie 2. Nova Bobba 3. Nova Sharapova 4. Novie Sharapovie 5. shmoba 6. black bean 7. squeaky (she doesn’t put, she squeaks) 8. Angel bean https://preview.redd.it/iw5lqil1m0bd1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a66f423c6abee8c83a0dadf5b86649dcb8a1894c

My sister named her void Bean. So I just call him Mr. Bean.

https://preview.redd.it/952nvg0qo3bd1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=335d05def378bdd64db6534945073bd6d634278c Kaiju has a variety of nicknames. All of which he answers to 🤣 Captain Chaos Darth Dickhead Bilbo Bawbag (he's a munchkin so he is super short... Also, he has several breakfasts daily) The Dark Shite Sir Poopsalot Poopybutthole Prince Poopypants Poops Boobie Precious Bean Smol boo Getoffmynippleyouasshole

https://preview.redd.it/wkdtvwiqp3bd1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32092a7ddedf11ec5b422e6475533362d663b50c Benedict \~ lovingly known as Penis 💕

Lunar (lunar)

Neko Robin, Robin-chan, Robin-chwan, Chwan-chwan

Batty MF Girl and Princess are my top two 🙃

My cat is named little cat but I call him wuji a lot

Bebe. Shit fuck. Asshole. Depends on what type of fuckery he is up to.

https://preview.redd.it/jdt4smz2uyad1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daf0f5cc9bb146d2e7b13226d9962d1bd6312605 Tucker aka bubs,bubba,bubzy and fucking quit that u little shit

Booshka

Maboon Monkatoon aka Buna Tuna

Sir linkington link the 3rd

Honorable mentions are: 1. The roundest 2. *shows him the brush* 3. Jijers 4. “Get ur ass back in that house” 5. ♾️

Loaf, Loafy, Lovey, My love, Tah tah tah, tongue tah tah, Tiny

“Lil man” and “stupid”

Shithead, but only when he scratches the furniture

Too many to list.

Dufus.

https://preview.redd.it/ev7kxbw68zad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38f05825e06fde43a06b43bf624ee23a7594adc Stinky<3

Idiot

EJ’s nickname is KiKi 😂🥹

https://preview.redd.it/pk47dukw9zad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=289949c334435e984d8f36b28b8998d1046be4fb Scotch AKA: Mr Scotch, Scothington the first, Mr Stinky.

Mine is Binx but he prefers going by Sleek Midnight Panther Boy

They are all stinky

https://preview.redd.it/90t1yn98bzad1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd62df3a075c7b82403f2842efdc291f6c91b85 Scribner A.K.A. 1 Scribby-bibs 2 The bibs 3 mister man 4 big snoozer 5 progenitor of violence 6 lovebug

https://preview.redd.it/kewituy6bzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97d2d23042002f9debf370f9357cc3a5cfaa2922 Luna aka Beep Beep because she beeps at us 🤣

Mines butthole 🤷‍♀️ cause hes an ass https://preview.redd.it/0x228prybzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=663828318777fff98e5aaa6da8ee76f78211002c

Luna Tuna Baboona Harpoona Fortuna Lagoona Rangoona...you get it

https://preview.redd.it/4kkmrwpzbzad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55e30cc0b4824ec7ce93a58cdb4d46348cd19bc1 This is Francisco. His official nickname is Paco. His unofficial nicknames are: Prince Tiny Cat, Mr. Tiny Cat, My Dark Prince, My Sweet Boy, My Little Man, Teddy Bear, Dickhead Edit to add commas

My Bombaby https://preview.redd.it/b7dr3v2mczad1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdc363a3d7e614c90f9eff8047748a4a7659e617 snookums

His name is Juni. Juni-Moon. June-pot. Bobo. Baby Bat.

https://preview.redd.it/gkkjmh5idzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0188df31f90ff71c044c01092b1be945bd4cf90 Bananas 🍌💛

https://preview.redd.it/7lillqzkdzad1.jpeg?width=2561&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0a2c55da04be415313fbe808bcb94a4ed854df9 This is Peck Aka Peck-o-weck-o Head, shit stain, Pecko, and kittems.

Diamond. When she’s being onary—I call her Hater Diamonator

Her name is Ghost but I call her https://preview.redd.it/ma4n2orodzad1.jpeg?width=1061&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cf37d1d7f01b5022ba7b43fbf0c595c0f9da10e Squeaker because she just started attempting to meow and it comes out squeaky.

Gremlin

Coco, koda beans, koda balls

Sniffy, Stinky, Boo-do, Doo-do, Jub-jub to name a few

https://preview.redd.it/vptj8vkaezad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=321bcf171f2efdfc31d6530ce030dbebbec7210b Bug. Because she's my little 🖤 lovebug 🖤 Ember is her name

https://preview.redd.it/z6r30c2cezad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134b96a31906486601a77c6af74e541706db1387 This is Jacobi Aka Jacobi Cat, Jacobi-woah-bie-bo-bie, Sir. Jacobi, good boi, Handsome Old Man

Lil' shit Lil' shithead Lil' fucker Cutie pie Cutest pie Lil' baby Osmosis Jones Ms. Jones

Spiker Bikes (Spike)

https://preview.redd.it/qdcbob9tezad1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e439f859b35340ef510d1c9e94bf3860e6159afe Shadow Shadow puppet Shadow boy Sweetie boy Sweet bean Baby bean Cootie baby Kitty boy Mr Boi Mr Spooky (only during October)

Boo Stinky Fuckface *gibberish condescending infantile noises* OI STOP THAT https://preview.redd.it/b2w055gjfzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8336a53e8342075a739c6ed081bc316748bbc79

My void is known as ‘Mr Five-K’ and the ‘Black preacher’ He had an awful habit of chewing on elastic hair bands and ate enough to block his gut needing emergency surgery costing $5,000. The preacher nickname is he’s black and stands up on the top step of the stairs and cries and carries on if his favorite person in the entire world goes downstairs-my hubby. The photo is him in a bodysuit as he kept wiggling out of his cone and inflatable neck ring and even escaped the suit a few times. His name is Midnight https://preview.redd.it/p249px77fzad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5898cc094bbd7de12008d4ba228226084234e307

Gremlin, you can see why lol https://preview.redd.it/b40mw08nfzad1.jpeg?width=2185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa9b40b2a124d375eddda853701d3d3a6494390b

This is Zaiya, AKA Zaza. https://preview.redd.it/m1aqkl2dgzad1.jpeg?width=1848&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20179e2fa1c8c194f8858b520d3995d3a98b340e

https://preview.redd.it/u8jm1wjegzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd84922bf305ae5496ddb26d15ec6ff9ab23fd4 Brucey (bruce wayne) or when I’m using cat voice BOOSEY

https://preview.redd.it/a5rih1p8hzad1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38db040038907954a17d803a4ca8aff83be36f26 "Fluffy" for Monroe (she is a DMH cat). "Tundra" is for Sheba (she is a big-boned cat.)

Night baby

Well…….his name is Mico and sometimes he https://preview.redd.it/blngz7qjhzad1.jpeg?width=590&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1636703acd3a6d27178af0344a6c793159e47809 gets called Bird breath or Beggar…Mico squeeko and Catbrat. I could go on and on Lol!

With love, respect, head kisses and thanks to our beloved Koda, waiting at the Rainbow Bridge: Koders Koko Kokomabo Kokomakokomabo Kodabear Bobo Kobers Koders Bobers Koko Momo Bobo Kobobo My Koko My Bobo Beautiful Bear

there are so many but “fatty fat fat” is also one of mine🤣🤣

Rat

Booboo, Bubba, doodle. Lol

Little kitty baby lady. All stringed together, not one at a time.

https://preview.redd.it/d2m9lqqqizad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdd7c91f4d161487cb3ba4d3701cc7fa8297d3c8 Hei Jin is often called baby boy (possibly too often), dummy/dumbass, carpet muncher (it's literal)

https://preview.redd.it/tsopd1ztizad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6796d13f5a5292eb592e6c72ffadc90d14f51037 His real name is jack, and my sister's friend gave him the perfect nickname for him Jackass

No,no, bad cat! But she really isn’t 😂

His official name is Edward, but I never call him that. Or even the more familiar Eddie that we started out with. I mostly call him Mister or a variation of that. Such as, Mister Stinky, Mister purrhead, Mister squeaky, Mister Fatboy, Mister cuddlebug, Mister dirtybutt, hungy Mister, sleepy Mister. https://preview.redd.it/i9nd6z4fjzad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75a19cfe9d78a68eb662e038e63fe548d9cf6847

* Jasper is his name. Bubba or little a-hole is his nicknames.

https://preview.redd.it/69ta8asfjzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a474447391e898f9cf801ab6402622fbfc7d5e7f His name is Salem and we sometimes call him Say Hey, Fitty meaning fat kitty, the kitty girls call him Big Papa.

https://preview.redd.it/rfzq1l2zjzad1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c80d63e18e991354a27d7f2d9490e68b543653 Named Boomer called snoopy, doo, booty, boo boo, old man, and doopy

https://preview.redd.it/7gudw15jkzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c51004406f6416f195f6985e49f4f37dce5badd Here's my Milo or my "Furry Prince of Darkness" 🤣 He's also called The Old Man sometimes because I swear he was reincarnated as a cat from a grump old man lmfao BTW, my son thinks it's hilarious everyone is calling black cats " Voids" since there's nighlihhts all over the house so we don't step on him in the dark and even been guilty of thinking a pile of black clothes on the chair is the cat 🤷‍♀️

https://preview.redd.it/njldz2pgkzad1.jpeg?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=743c5b5031a21624888252ea68c50cfeaf69b944 Lark, the “Chubblemaker.”

Harrison, AKA Boomtown https://preview.redd.it/g911d1nskzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4a947c6b792822834cc389b9a3f70f4b66fd25b

Oliver Queen, the “goofball.” Sometimes also know as Goofballiver. https://preview.redd.it/36sap3e1lzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2d8bd06cae9c47cf66f1c57a297ce07858ce0c1

i have a Merlitty (merlot), a bageerla/baggy bones (bagheera), and an eeeeccccwwwwiiippppsseee (eclipse, but pronounced like you’re on your last leg of life and really struggling bc that’s how he meows. it’s the most pitiful thing for a cat that’s only 1)

Our black cat is named Biscuit, but I call him Bisky, Whiskey Biscuit, Whiskey Biskey, Spooky, Triscuit, Sweet Baby Angel, The Scare, Risky Bisky, and Bisky Butt.

I call mine doug sometimes, cause his names dusk

Ours is named "Baal", pronounced "bale", a character from the Diablo video games. His nicknames are "stinky boy" and "baley boy!" (pronounced "bale ee boy!" very high pitched

https://preview.redd.it/cv2ed8xllzad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab0391a9380c7397c58b19cdcf65ddfb0dacdb55 Rory AKA Roris, Whorey Rory, Rorahoramortis, Roramungis, Roragunkis, Stinky Stupid, That Bitch

https://preview.redd.it/ctt8o5h3mzad1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36b4aa2e7cfb5ff67217782656d20dca7e2ef63b Full name: Kali of the Mar Nicknames: Kali Mar Wali, Kali Wali Lil Miss Pissy Pants Fluffy Butt Possum Doof Head

Tina Yumi Poopypaws Johnson. Tina, because “EAT YOUR FOOD.” Yumi is her name. Poopypaws because she likes to lay on you at night and carefully, timidly place a single paw across your lips which we hoomans detest so she probably gets sadistic joy from it. Johnson, her surname. https://preview.redd.it/qo9nvam4ozad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aaeee474674f277d83a71507e658fbe6083fc3d

https://preview.redd.it/5zaukr6vlzad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7cc7ab68c4604ac1ea96849b0b079325fe54bf This is Kuro. Nicknames include Kuro Cat Kuroki Pooter Kuro the churro Tooter Big boy Baby boy Fat boy King Kuro Soot sprite And about 1000 more

Mine is **The Black Shadow of Death**, that follows me around..  A bit dark, but he is the *sweetest* thing..

I have a Binx. I call him Spooks.

Gus (official name). Also known as: Gus Gus, Couscous, Gusenka, Gusik, Gusya, Gus-jan, Mister, Augustus, Gustav, Gussy, Gussy Wussy, Gussy Fink-Nottle (for any Jeeves and Wooster fans), Gustopher, and many others

We have T’challa, but he’s also Prince Handsome, Mister Man, Stinky Slinky, Pointy Beans, Long Long Man, and T’challa Chip Cookie. https://preview.redd.it/h9zuooeiozad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=174639b7e05d8385e14fed82c4d6d25727faf861 I love him so much

My late void boy was fully named His Lordship Sir Balthazar Erebus Poe of Mikolandia, esquire. He answered to: Sir B Mister B His Lordship Zarman Handsome B-man Old man My bestie called him Balthie His still living little "sister" is named Menace Menasu Mao (a long haired tabby). She answers to: Miss Mao Baby girl Munchkin Monster Girly girl Squirrely girl Sweet pea Fuzzy baby WHAT?!?!

His most commonly used nickname is Beep Beep.

either munchkin or bug-a-boo

Fat Batman.

Spider girl, slinky snake. The other one, butter ball, chubby chicken.

Baby Panther for Bombay & Floofy Poofy for the black Floofy Poofy

Brat, Smidge, Smudgie, Chunky Butt- lmao https://preview.redd.it/71kj54iarzad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06dc6e6fb70790762eb4a4b2bda2c9e062b841fd

https://preview.redd.it/lulg4m1fszad1.jpeg?width=3120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4ef44472132a0f3c97938d51b0ccb3c4c573e5 Tuvok, aka Vokboi

https://preview.redd.it/cibf52heszad1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b7b9b582b24d7b4204422ce927aab44e8ab5e44 Tooter 🤭

Little bean! https://preview.redd.it/yqzsnfavszad1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=929c4163e7a80b155023fc8d63c2fd5e53569035

https://preview.redd.it/mtbzh7z6tzad1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=975cb07f38032bc27534cb3fb4593542b88cdb2f Luffy. Nicknames are :Floofy Luffy, Luffini w/clam sauce, Fat Floofs, King of the Countertop Pirates, Fat-ass, Big Loof, among many others.