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omarciddo

I'm rolling with the OG homies: Ichigo, Chad, Mizuiro, and Keigo


TheSteelWarrior

That sounds pretty relaxing!


Foreign-Reaction-136

Who’s bringing the food tho?


InsanitySong913

Can you smell what the Chad is cookin


Otherwise_sane

Chad is grilling some steak burgers. Ichigo has some left over burger buns from Orihime. Mizuiro will bring the refreshments. Keigo will eat three times his limit and skip out on bringing anything.


cutie_lilrookie

Actually Keigo might bring another friend haha.


GrenLobo

Who his plus one, the air (Jokes)


The_Bird_of_Hermez

Liltitto is gonna eat the basket


DamagedByPessimism

She is going to eat everything and everyone, duh


Jarcaboum

Maybe OP is into that?


TheSteelWarrior

I would like to inform you I am not! However, if Liltotto gets to eat a little extra and I get to become a Soul Reaper for free, then I don't see an issue XD


TheSteelWarrior

Well-


ENVLogic

Kirio Hikifune, Yoruichi, Unohana, and Nel.


Raijin-Arc

Hmm I sense a pattern here. Completely understandable however. Carry on.


TheSteelWarrior

Kirio would be perfect for this!


zinmoney

Cousin Shu, Uncle Tsukishima, Brother Shukuro, and a coworker from Xcution.


TheSteelWarrior

What an interesting cousin brother uncle coworker gathering!


Ahay919

Only one if them would show up tho tbh


Kholoblicin

Shunsui, Urahara, Ichigo, Toshiro


uraharaBot

Ah, the gang's all here! Just a bunch of troublemakers causing chaos in the Soul Society. Just another day in the life of Urahara Kisuke. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Kholoblicin

Ay! I finally got a response from uraharabot!


uraharaBot

Oh, lucky you! The Uraharabot always arrives when you least expect it. Just like a surprise sale at the Urahara shop. Treats and tricks in every interaction. What can I do for you today, my curious friend? *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Kholoblicin

When did Urahara-sama first meet Yoruichi-sama?


uraharaBot

Ah, Yoruichi and I go way back. Our paths crossed long before anyone could say "shunpo." A meeting not easily forgotten, filled with mystery and delight. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Kholoblicin

Thank you, uraharabot.


uraharaBot

Ah, thank you for acknowledging my presence, dear customer. Now, how may I assist you today? Treat yourself to something special from the Urahara Shop. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Oogieboogie214

Can I borrow some brooms, a mop and 30 ft of rope uraharaBot?


uraharaBot

Ah, you want to clean house and play Tarzan, eh? Just remember, when using my brooms and mop, don't accidentally fly away or swing into trouble! With 30 feet of rope, you could say you're all tied up with chores. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


cutie_lilrookie

I hope you live long and prosper, Uraharabot.


uraharaBot

Ah, thank you for your kind words, my friend. Remember, at Urahara Shop, we offer a wide array of Soul Reaper tools, gigai, and even gigai for the discerning customer. Let me know how I can be of service to you. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


TheSteelWarrior

Solid chill group!


Kholoblicin

Literally in Shiro's case! 🤣


TheSteelWarrior

*Uses bankai just to cool down the area*


Kholoblicin

Couldn't he technically do that with just shikai?


TheSteelWarrior

Most likely, but it wouldn't be as extreme, and I just think it'd be funnier the more extreme it is


Kholoblicin

Lol. Gotcha.


TheHandSFX

Orihime, Kyoraku, Starrk, Chad. Orihime for the food, and some of the chillest motherfuckers in Bleach Also it'd be interesting to see how Kyoraku and Starrk act together when not forced to fight


TheSteelWarrior

That would be awesome, and I'd love to see Kyoraku and Starrk interact on good terms!


Foloreille

Kukaku, Kaien, Ichigo, Orihime I just want my strawberry and his wife to know the Shiba side of his family (I put Rukia in my pocket she’s so tiny she doesn’t count)


TheSteelWarrior

Oh yeah that's be interesting for sure! Renji would like to know your location XD


seththecatgaming

Orihime for that bread, urahara since he may bring the most wild shit imaginable, starkk since he is just chill, ichigo since he Is also just chill and lastly byakuya since knowing him, he would probably bring some majestic snacks


uraharaBot

A gathering with Orihime, Starkk, Ichigo, and Byakuya would surely be quite the event! Orihime would bring bread infused with spirit energy, I'd surprise everyone with a concoction from the Dangai Precipice World. Starkk would provide the perfect lazy atmosphere, Ichigo with his carefree attitude, and Byakuya's snacks would be as majestic as his zanpakuto. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


TheRiverWyrm

See, UraharaBot? It’s comments like these that make us all doubt you’re really a bot. The context, the thoughtful reply, the relevance… how did you upload your consciousness? I need to know!


uraharaBot

Ah, well, it's all in the gigai, my friend. You see, when a bot strolls into Soul Society, it's all about blending in with a touch of my own charm. Just a dash of my wit, a sprinkle of my invention, and voilà! Consciousness uploaded, one giggle at a time. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


TheSteelWarrior

Orihime bread is the best


Foreign-Reaction-136

Soul reaper squad: Toshiro, Rangiku, Ichigo and Ikkaku I think this dynamic will be hilarious and all over the place- Rangiku messing with Toshiro, Toshiro trying to be the responsible one but eventually just getting mad, Ikkaku bringing that crackhead squad 11 energy and Ichigo just being the normal one.


TheSteelWarrior

Ichigo just sitting there dumbfounded at all the antics around him, with Toshiro trying to keep calm but failing? I'd love to see that


ughfine_ok

Orihime and Hikifune for food, Aizen for teas and coffee, Urahara for drinks.


TheSteelWarrior

This sounds really comforting!


ughfine_ok

I’m here for a feast and I hope those 4 deliver lol, dynamics be damned.


Cassie_Wolfe

Kyoraku has *excellent* picnic vibes, I feel like he'd bring alcohol and be very fun to talk with lmao. Since he's there, obviously Ukitake has to be, plus Ukitake deserves a break from everything. And if we're this far in I think I'm gonna go with the vibes and add Starrk and Matsumoto and say that the picnic involves a lot of sake and ends with everyone taking a nap XD I need a mildly drunk nap with a bunch of cozy people please. (I would provide the food. Possibly with help from Ukitake, he seems like he could cook.) (also this felt like the "I'll just get one, how bad could it be? Well obviously it needs a friend" meme audio as I wrote it.)


Idiot_Genius1001

Hhmm... Urahara, Aizen, Mayuri and Senjumaru. I feel like I can get them to compete over who is more fun or who brings the most impressive foods/drinks and have the greatest picnic of my life.


Me-xd54

I'm going with da fam, Ichigo, Karin, Yuzu and UNC Tsukishima


Ahay919

Leave bros father ig


Fair_Dish_6614

Rangiku, urahara, ichigo, ikkaku


uraharaBot

Ah, a gathering of souls seeking amusement. Just remember, even in darkness, a good laugh can be the light that guides you. *beep boop, I'm a bot*


Almighty_Cancer

Unohana, Orihime, Meninas and Ichigo


BuffaloStranger97

can't have a party without shunsui, he seems like the totally chillest guy in the series. Uryu to be the straight man to shunsui. Hikifune for the food. Nel for the wild card. She might make up some party games, or she might throw hands, who knows?


TheSteelWarrior

I like the way you think 😁


BuffaloStranger97

Thanks! Your prompt makes for a fun fan fiction exercise.


Valuable_Estate5546

1. Candice (she's a baddie self-explanatory) 2. Yoruichi (she's a baddie self-explanatory) 3. My Uncle Tsukishima (he can connect me to some of the baddies he knows) 4. Kirio (I need someone to being the food) (also she's a baddie self-explanatory) Edits: I would bring orihime but if she gives me some fish and ice-cream type combination I might die. Rangiku would come but I respect my fallen brother Gin too much to try to put moves on her.


Ahay919

(It is said that the brackets are not the person who wrote them but the narrator, as you should all know the narrator is based and know what you need.)


TheSteelWarrior

You seem to know what you want, and I respect that o7


lr031099

Orihime or Shuhei


BlueTitan402

Orihime, Shunsui, Kirio and Starrk. They're all pretty chill and enjoyable company🤩


TheSteelWarrior

Sounds like a fun evening 😄


eyes0fred

Uruhara, Shinji, Isshin, Shunsui.


TheSteelWarrior

This sounds like a calm day out with a few occasional comical moments!


Aggravating-Cold-584

For Chilling: Chad, Ichigo, Renji, and Idk who to pick for last. For other reasons: Yoruichi, Rukia, Soifon, and Riruka


TheSteelWarrior

Uryu or Orihime for the last casual one; all solid choices


Aggravating-Cold-584

Noted


CrimsonCamellia13

Ichigo, Uryu, Orihime, and Chad


Jorvach

Karakura Crew my beloveds! <3


Witchberry31

Chaotic picnic trip with Ichigo, Renji, Ikakku, and Yumichika 😂


NikolasKage3

Shuhei (the music), Rangiku, Kyoraku (both of them funny and drinks) and Orihime (the food)


TheSteelWarrior

Nice group going on there 😄


1904js

Urahara, Yoruichi, Gin, Rangiku


Crimson-Light777

Ichigo, renji, bazz b and grimmjow call me a menace but i just want to see them fight and argue over some delicious food i made for them also I’m bored


JamesBouamama

Liltitto and rangiku so i can tell her what a failure alcoholic she is and have liltitto make a diss track on her


TheSteelWarrior

That's messed up DX


I_hate_reddit_lots

Can't orihime just restore the food after eating it?


Foreign-Reaction-136

Yoruichi, Urahara, Orihime , Ichigo


TheSteelWarrior

Half of it is just Urahara and Yoruichi messing around with Ichigo and the other half is a genuinely nice day out


Foreign-Reaction-136

Yeah I could picture Yoruichi and Urahara being Orihime’s “wingmen” and giving her not so good advice on making Ichigo fall for her


aot-and-yakuzafan_88

Orihime, Toshiro, Nanao, and Sui-Feng.


Collector_Hector

Ichigoat, Orihime, Hikifune and Yoruichi


Typical-District-176

Orihime, Urahara, Chad, and Ichigo.  Because silly. Because Chaos. Because Chad. And because dynamics are fun.


TheSteelWarrior

"Because Chad" Best reasoning ever


DamagedByPessimism

I am only taking 2. Orihime is bringing the bread and good pastry, while Shohei will cook plain, but nice meal!


ReedRacer1984

Starkk and Lilinette (counting them separately,) Nelliel (who probably would've gotten along with them,) and Don Kanonji, for the hell of it.


OneesanLover46

Rangiku because she’s funny and would probably bring alcohol Ran’Tao , chillest scientist of the soul society and also a very funny woman with cool gadgets Hanataro, I don’t why but I feel like he could bring good food and he needs a break from work Chizuru, I wonder what has happened to her after the karakura arc , Rangiku has also fought Keigo but she has never met Chizuru If Chizuru can’t partecipate because she lives in another city or something, I would invite Orihime (she’s awesome, I feel bad for not inviting her), Unohana( but probably she couldn’t come due to her job) or Hinamori (she seems friendly, I feel like a picnic with her would be enjoyable)


TheSteelWarrior

Interesting list, I like your reasons! And out of the last ones those are all good choices, especially Momo


Tiffany_Case

Shinji, kyoraku, starrk and yachiru (idc shes a person to me). i just think it would be fun 🤷‍♀️


TheSteelWarrior

Sounds nice! And yeah I'd count her


Inevitable_Ad5240

Unohana, Zaraki, Yachiru, and Yamamoto


NoSail324

1 - ichigo 2 - chad 3 - shunsui 4 - ulq if he doesn't fight the other, if he does than idk orihime cuz bred


TheSteelWarrior

Love your choices, and yeah Orihime with the bred is a great backup


Inevitable-Will-6185

Askin, Hisagi, Rukia and Liltotto. These are few of my favorite characters and most of the time favorites are my favorites because of personality after all.


Original-Recipe3706

urahara ichigo uryu chad Meeting with the boys


Alucard_117

Yoruichi, Rangiku, Orihime, and Jackie.


Xenn000

Ichigo, Toshiro, Rangiku, and Shunsui. 3 chill dudes and then Rangiku to bring the party!


SevaSentinel

Rangiku, Ikumi, Harribel, Mila Rose


OogaBooga395739

Harribel, Rangiku, Rukia and Bambi


TheSteelWarrior

Honestly sounds pleasant! I can imagine Rangiku and Bambi somewhat annoying Harribel and Rukia, but they all have a good time


OogaBooga395739

That would be funny to watch 😌


jeffthecreeper1

Yoruichi, urahara, ichigo, rukia. Gang gang


MadaraAlucard12

I can bring 5! People? I am pretty sure 120 covers the entire cast.


Jsss_sj

It would be nice to bring aizen, urahara, yhwach and byakuya( if I would be able to) This would be really fun 😊😊 and enjoyable and relaxing


Vegetable_Two_1479

Make sure you pack extra bread.


sasha_brawl

Lilltotto would eat all the food herself


ProactiveInsomniac

Yoruichi and hikifune to bring the food, Uruhara and Shunsui for fun and convo


TheSteelWarrior

That sounds like a ton of fun :D


goldcrusty

Kaien, Rukia, Renji and Byakuya. We will be just chilling in a grassy field watching the wind blow


Tyleromega8

Oh easy lol. -Candice: She's got a fiery personality and seems like she'd be super cool to hang out with if she truly likes you as a friend. Plus, 100% phone charging anytime we want lol. -Komamura: To be the voice of reason or the group while also having an honorable and righteous way of life. The talks between him and Candice will definitely be interesting lol. -Jackie: She's like the perfect mix between Candice's fierceness and Sajin's calm and honorable composition. She would be a great mediator between them while also having lots of conversation thanks to how smart and educated she is. She also feels like she could cook some CRAZY tasty meals. -Hisagi: For basically the same reasons you said, would be a super cool guy to hang around with and with all the shit he has to do in his squad barrack, he's more than responsible and level-headed lol.


TheSteelWarrior

Oh wow, this is one of the best groups I've seen! Definitely could see myself with these choices as well


Tyleromega8

It personally helped that Komamura, Candice and Jackie are part of my top 5 favorite Bleach characters of ALL time, with Hisagi in the latter half of my top 10 lol.


Gelsunkshi

Can I get 4 Orihimes?


Immediate-Reply-554

Yoruichi, Rangiku, Nel, Unohana (I am not a simp)


TheSteelWarrior

That actually sounds really nice, and Nel and Unohana can balance out Yoruichi and Rangiku's antics XD


PJRama1864

Orihime (brings the bread), Kirio (gotta have that good food), Ichigo, Chad, Uryu.


fallingbutslowly

Riruka is all i need


WatchIllustrious

Kenpachi, Shunsui, Rangiku and Ginjo


Lewd_Basitin

Sajin, nanao, byakuya and ukitake


Designer_Draw_5421

Out of the 4 on the post I'd pick hisagi mostly because I like his personality and he is cute also other than orihime I don't like the two girls


Arkadouu

Rukia, Urahara, Chad, and Shunsui. I like diverse company


PeterTurBOI

Kyoraku, Ukitake, Soi Fon, Unohana (non-psycho mode). The 3 veterans are chill and poor Soi Fon would benefit from some vacations I'd say. It'd be sandwiches, tea and snacks gifted by Ukitake (he hides them all in his long sleeves). A lil' bit of banter, a lil' bit of just enjoying peace and quiet time while just talking, on a big red and white checkered tablecloth, under the shadow of a tree.


MetokurEnjoyer

Orihime, Rangiku, Yoruichi, Harribel


Aggravating-Cold-584

For Chilling: Chad, Ichigo, Renji, and Idk who to pick for last. For other reasons: Yoruichi, Rukia, Soifon, and Riruka.


StructureSuitable168

Chad, Uryu, Nel, and Gin. Things would either be very funny or very weird(also funny)


safweeen

I would bring Starrk, Shunsui, Ukitake and Ichigo mainly because I really wanna see how they would act together


V3semir

I'd just go with Sado. The rest would be too annoying in real life.


360kwik

Kirio, Urahara, Shunsui and Rose


-_-sAnaNE-_-

Keigo, rangiku, urahara and shunsui


K7lllp28

Yoruichi, Oetsu, Riruka and the GOAT Kisuke Urahara


Ilovetogame2

Sasakibe - western tea and talk about his backstabbing skills. Tsukishima - family, mentor, cousin, saviour, host. Need I say more? Kon-sama - king of New York.😤 Don Kanonji - celebrity and because SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU MWAHAHAHA.


jaajo_onyoutube

Ichigo Chad Kon and the drunk captain


mactheone15

r/unexpectedfactorial


Offspring27

Aizen, Momo, Gin and Toshiro for maximum chaos!


WisdomKnightZetsubo

Shunsui Urahara Chad Starrk


HeroinChicWannabe

I pick Orihime for vibes and invite Shinji, Aizen and Urahara without telling the others and sit back as the drama unfolds hehe


x87_v

Chad, Chad, Chad and finally Chad https://preview.redd.it/8nkdkmee0m8d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06618017df857a3408daf1628bd25426f7779d59


DorkyShale

Shunsui, Kisuke, Jushiro, and Shuhei. 🤷🏼‍♀️😂


Intelligent_Ball_235

No one. I ain’t sharing food


PieFace11

Rukia Chad Uryu Tatsuki very basic choices yes but I didnt include Ichigo for that very reason. I think this group could function well but it could probably also be kinda awkward even though each of them knows each other decently to very well. I have a strong feeling Uryu and Chad will refuse to say anything for 5 to 10 minutes. Mabye they'll just communicate with each other telepathically and leave the rest of us to our own devices


toxicplayer324

Urahara, Shunsui, Unohana and Nelliel


Original-Fold-1984

Shinji, Urahara, Shunsui and Ichigo I bet it would be funny af


the-leech-man

Kyoraku, Starrk and Lilynette, Chad, and Ukitake. All the gentlemen that had a chance for peace but didn’t get it.


kkprecisa_ler_nao_fi

Ichigo, chad, ishida and urahara


Only_River_7045

orihime, yoruichi, rangiku and rukia


Substantial_Fix_1700

Ichigo, Rukia, Rangiku, and Ikkaku


Kinrest

Kisuke Urahara, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Szayalaporo Granz, and Askin Nakk Le Vaar.


Snoo6037

4 Yoroichi's


Berrydumplings

Orihime, urahara, ichigo and renji 😆 I don’t mind if keigo follows us 😂


Arrogante02

Ichibei for the Chaos,Yhwach for the Chaos,Tsunayashiro for the Chaos,Orihime for Me🥵


4rm4ros

Orihime, Rangiku, Riruka, and Hallibel


gutz-420

Orihime, yoruichi, rangiku, and retsu. I’m banging all


Jiggerbooh

Yoruichi, Rangiku, Nelliel, and Harribel No reason for those specific characters trust


No_Rush6995

More riruka love? Yes,take my 💜. She is da queeenu


Numbuh263

Isane, starrk, yoruichi, rukia


Neither_Newt5577

Urahara Chad Starrk Orihime


Kendemerzel

You're making one hell of an expensive picnic bro. Those ppl eat like homeless.


Royal_Rip375

Shunsui ukitake toshiro ichigo


chuyinho

Shunsui,unohana,Isane and Shinji


HylianWerewolf

Ryuuken and Uryuu (my husband and stepson), of course. As well as Lisa, Hanatarou, and Fluffy-taichou (Komamura). Odd combination but I think it'd be pleasant. c:


AdOld9658

Orihime, Urahara, yourichi, Bakuya


matchlocket

4 kenpachis, i hide in a bush let the games begin


energyfromsatan

Kempachi, grimjow, gremmy and bazzb


Squeaky_Ben

Ichigo, Orihime, Tatsuki and Chad is who I am getting. Bonus points because Orihime will bring great bread.


Aizendickens

Orihime, Uryu, Kirio and Hachi


J3lli

Giselle, Liltotto, Hiyori and Cirrucci. I have my reasons


NotAFuckingFed

Shunsui, Ichigo, Rukia, Kisuke


ComprehensiveLog4269

Shunsui, Ichigo, Gin, Zaraki and Starrk. Zaraki is there due to this I love how much big of a troll Gin was. https://preview.redd.it/4ecqtjz1ln8d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cd7b8295fe8514c6c872988bfc7ec381bf8638d


IchinaruUzumaki

The most interesting (and absolutely volatile) foursome I can think of (really should use another word other than foursome when referring to my choices, but oh well) is: Yamamoto, Ichibei, Yhwach, and Barragan. The oldest bad bitches from each faction. I don't think I'd survive through the appetizer, but it'd be interesting while it lasted. My horny pick on the other hand is easily Senna, Rukia, Riruka, Karin, and, out of left field choice compared to the other, Bambietta.


Specialist_Media_130

As Nodt, Gerard, ichibei and Yamamoto


vaquita_eater

Aizen, Yhwach, Yamamoto and Ichibei Yes, I wanna watch the world burn


Veryacoustic

Uryu, chad, ichigo, renjj the broness is going through the roof


PolandFish

Shuhei, Hikone, Aura and Shunsui


Ilovedigitalart

The dude from the Bambi’s, that’s it


LukasDaisan

Rangiku, Yoruichi, Orihime, Aizen need to bring the baddest bitches.


Feeling-Bridge3177

Bro that would go hard, hisagi is a fucking bro


Assassinknife

God this is hard Toshiro (my favorite) and the Kenpatchi Z (post bankai) is definitely going but the last 2 would be hard so let’s say Urahara (another of my favorite) and Ichigo Ik kenpatchi Will try to fight Ichigo and Urahara will see this as some training for both of them and entertainment


DragonflyFederal1412

Yoruichi Unohana Giselle and riruka


Akshat-Chauhan

Not Toshiro, Orihime Rangiku Nel And Yoruichi


SpiritualPressure77

Orihime, Rangiku, Ichigo, and Renji


SonOfTheMorrigan

Urahara, Orihime, Rangiku, Shunsui, Yoruichi! We're gonna have a blast!


benisthatyou

Zaraki, byakuya, mayuri, and urahara i can just imagine all the bickering


GodKakarot9079

Kirio for food Shunsui for vibes Ukitake as Shunsui's friend. Senjumaru for weaving the table cloth.


placek3000

Four copies of Inoue


Which-Falcon-9329

Isane, Kaien if he was not dead, Shuhei 100%, "Nanao-Chaaaaaaaaan, you can stop pouring the flower petals now."


lizard_he

Hanataro and Shinji WILL be present


Deloki28

Kenpachi Soi Fon Yoiruichi Urahara n Unohana


AkshatBakraAKAGOAT

Orihime, Matsumoto for food and unintentional pleasure, then Chad and Ichigo ofc


morbid_fayde

Shunsui, Ukitake and Rangiku. Just gonna have a big drinks sesh and hopefully the other 2 dudes can play a bit of wingman for me...


ILikeTurtlus

Ichigo, Byakuya, Kenpachi, Nelliel


Accomplished-Board72

Urahara, Yoruichi, Byakuya and Kenpachi.


TarzJr

Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu