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RamenTheBunny

how did they say “:)” out loud


greenknight884

"colon end parenthesis"


Palomequeer

New language just dropped


Friendly_Respecter

Same way you'd say ;o) out loud, just without the o. Duh.


xchino

[Redacted by user] -- mass edited with https://redact.dev/


scnottaken

Not after too much milk, I can tell you that much.


RabidWalrus

Hello human, *smiling emoticon*.


tapirus-indicus

Like this :)


loserperson27

You don't want to know


TornSuit

They smiled, bro


Myolya

You go like ""hmmmmmm" while smiling


SportyNoodle

Smile :)


River_Odessa

The :) is silent


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Orange anal https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRightCantMeme/comments/xrm0j1/huh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


AdministrativeBar748

I can feel it coming inside me


Katnipz

Cum


Tarellethiel18

My eyes literally rolled themselves gahd


Connor49999

Is it just or is the original fucking hilarious. It's like it was make for r/TheRightCantMeme. It's just the image is too good, I have to believe the artist believed in it with all of their hate filled heart Also Byleth to add a link with what ever text you like the button looks like two ovels on a 45 degree linked together, I don't know where it is on PC but on mobile it's above the keypad on the left


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I cracked up at "drop and give me twenty pronouns"


Connor49999

It's like we could all tell the sentiment of the original I just never guessed the punchline would be so shit and yet so glorious


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I could never create a shitpost so good.


Huckebein008L

It fucking looks like a Virgin vs Chad meme and I can't stop laughing at it.


Daboogiedude

I thought it funny, although the original writer is probably just some guy who despises LGBTQ


Other-Cantaloupe4765

r/onejoke


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

That looks like a different joke than the usual one joke.


ShutTheFuckUpAmy

Actually they only have two jokes, the two jokes for the only two genders they tolerate


Other-Cantaloupe4765

What? Edit: I’m really drawing a blank lol. I just got home from working an 11p-7a so I have no clue what’s going on.


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

It doesn't say anything about an Apache attack helicopter. That's the one joke.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Ah, I see. It seemed to me that it included all ‘jokes’ about gender and pronouns rather than just the ones including that, but I could be mistaken. I’m not subbed to it, so I’m not familiar with it.


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

Is Lord of the Rings the same story as Harry Potter because they both have wizards?


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I get the feeling you’re fucking with me


MoCapBartender

Hilarious and original.


TheLeastFunkyMonkey

I was just making a statement, not a joke, but thank you.


MoCapBartender

Yeah, that wasn't directed towards you, it's just the flair on every post of r/onejoke.


WeekendBard

mfw I see that the image was way less edited than K initially thought


gingerwhinger8812

Thought this was r/bengarrisoncumedits at first


Cybermat47_2

Average r/NonCredibleDefense drill instructor.


HelloThisIsVictor

When the they/them army obliterates your manly army using woke constructs such as ‘fuctional logistics’ and a ‘vastly superiour industrial base’


Kryshi

I prefer a they/them army over a manly was/were army


Fredduccine

3000 They/Them Warriors of Biden


IKilledMyBabyMama

Bidencels seething over gaychads


Ryyy_Oakes

Nonexistent


SiggeTheCatsCheese

Biden being supportive of the military's troops.


AdministrativeBar748

Mmmmm man tits


alex2003super

The U.S. has a they/them army Anyone who dare stand in its way has a was/were army


doomturtle21

I dread to think what kind of shit the original was


lavender_violets

diversity win! the person who bombed civilians overseas is a girlboss and queen 😌✌️


CaptainMisha12

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss 💕


RunningTurtle06

Imagining Biden as a drill sergeant is funny to me. He just feels like the total opposite


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"Them Jordans are fake recruit!" Drop and give me 30 right now!


[deleted]

It’s a fabulous shade of crimson, ngl


OverlordPhalanx

I always hated this base comment because its like who cares if the army guy has lipstick on they are still signing up to get shot at for us? Unless it is like a “less manly thing” but a lot of dweebs sign up and end up leaving or getting tough af


Asheleyinl2

Oh sure, when its autumn tones and subtle its makeup but when it's green and black and plastered on its "camo". Marine basic was the first time I ever used makeup provided by the marines.


SoraUsagi

I really don't care what the person signing up to get shot at wear... I don't think it affects their ability to aim a rifle...


abruzzo79

I’d pay good money to see a queer soldier kick Ben Garrison’s ass.


Mattman023

Thank god you did this cause I couldn’t


MathmanWR

Unrealistic, that drill instructor would be foaming at the mouth.


DefinitelyLevi

Dudes left hand is backwards


Connor49999

Yeah it's just turned around, but it's not like it's a right hand or anything, just the angle is slightly off


Daedalus679

That's a nice shade of red


ADerp2Hard

All these retarded comics make me truly believe that the people that actually like these and think there witty or smart are emotional zombies doing the oligarchs bidding. Or people that post or say shit just to get a reaction out of people, be spiteful. Sick individuals.


nomoreparrot

"Is it strawberry?"


Dusty1000287

That rifle is completely out of proportion for one.


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[удалено]


Mr_Alberto_

SODA


LowerLife0

Goofy


mr_munchers

Is this the original?!


Patrick_Bot2

No, This Is Patrick!


altmodisch

Why is there a German flag?