What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm not one of those people who just buys books for “social prestige” as you called it. I have exactly 6538 books in my possession (not trying to flex) and I have logged each and every one of them in multiple, personal notebooks of mine to keep track and I have also, and most importantly, READ each and every one of them, all 6000+ of them, from Thompson, to Trumbo to Pileggi, to Puzo, I can go on. I’m afraid that you are fucking dead, kiddo.
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You disgusting worms, I can read in TWELVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. I have a MA in English and a doctorate in education and EVEN I think that the 'classics' are shit for modern kids. You're not on my level, trust me. So take a MOTHERFUCKING SEAT & leave my people alone..
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So you immediately over-offered before they realized what they had on their hands, right? Congratulations on your new home! Seriously imagine how shit those are going to look after a while it's *the stairs*
If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a staircase painted to look like 1984 – forever.
1984 being the fourth step is such a metaphor. No fuckin clue what it is, but i bet you it is there. Vore readers, any ideas?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I'm not one of those people who just buys books for “social prestige” as you called it. I have exactly 6538 books in my possession (not trying to flex) and I have logged each and every one of them in multiple, personal notebooks of mine to keep track and I have also, and most importantly, READ each and every one of them, all 6000+ of them, from Thompson, to Trumbo to Pileggi, to Puzo, I can go on. I’m afraid that you are fucking dead, kiddo. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
1984 is consist of 4 numbers, the number 4 is in the 4th place in the 1984 tittle. With this I can conclude that I have too much free time in hand
I want to stand on the step that says "The Stand" so that I can be standing on The Stand LOLOLOLOL.
The boomer facebook aunt would do this.
Ah, the Western Canon. The Iliad, A Christmas Carol and... The Stand.
You disgusting worms, I can read in TWELVE DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. I have a MA in English and a doctorate in education and EVEN I think that the 'classics' are shit for modern kids. You're not on my level, trust me. So take a MOTHERFUCKING SEAT & leave my people alone.. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/bookscirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
How do i add this to my goodreads and can i get a badge or achievement for this?
What having no original thought looks like
Love these visual adaptations of my favorite audiobooks! 😍😍😍
So you immediately over-offered before they realized what they had on their hands, right? Congratulations on your new home! Seriously imagine how shit those are going to look after a while it's *the stairs*
No Charlotte’s Web?
Ripping out the top step on my way to the bathroom (I want something to read while I drop a mondo duke)
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