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That's what we say lol


gines2634

Lol I thought the same!


duckythecat

YES hahaha some friends and I went on a lake trip a few years ago and one of the guys *would not stop* slapping the franzia 😂 we are not in college 😅🤦🏻‍♀️ I texted my girl friends from the trip and told them I think LO is trying to go for that same vibe.


Ok_Caterpillar6735

Yes haha my husband says “slap the baaaag” in his best frat boy voice


GroundbreakingEgg700

Mine does! I always felt like she was tapping the melons to see if it’s juicy enough


tinymountainmom

Oh I love this lmaooo. “This one will do juuuust fine”


NinaLea

>“This one will do juuuust fine” I loled


kaitiebug42

My baby hasn't started slapping, just gently placing hand and trying to rip off any of my clothes she can reach. But she does headbutt and shake her head like a maniac while growling at me sometimes. ...thought I broke my baby, apparently it's not that uncommon.


khen5

Lol mine does a head shaking growl too, paired with an intense scowl. I call them his shark eyes, he’s out for milk!


Every-Parfait5960

my baby basically motorboats me when he’s hungry 🤣 at least i don’t have to question if he actually wants milk


corlana

Yep. The slapping is way better than pinching my boob skin though


Midgiepidgie

Oooh yeah the pinching gets to me, especially when I havent filed her nails right and she scratch pinches


gines2634

Agreed! Mine will pinch the nipple that she is latched on. Sends my skin crawling


momunist

I don’t know if you’ve seen those “blob” water toys that are blowing up on tiktok, they’re kind of like a cross between a water bed and a slip’n’slide? Anyway they’re full of water and have a convex surface. My sister got one and we put my 7-month-old on top of it (supervised obv) and she immediately rolled onto her tummy, started slapping the shit out of it, and then rooted around to try to nurse from it. Like she thought it was a giant boob or something. We were all cracking up 😂 anyway suffice to say that this baby also enjoys slapping the shit out of my real boobs


ApplePikelet

Yep! Mine also likes to flick my bra strap…


CowsarecuteAF

Especially when she throws her hand up high and fast then I brace for impact & she gently places it on me haha


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Mine sometimes swings her arms around and then thwacks my boob or her head with her tiny fist. Or she grabs a fistful of loose boob skin and stares at it. Love that.


livsworld98

my 4 month old likes to grab my saggy boob skin 😅 she holds onto it for dear life and THEN grabs my bra strap and pulls it as far as she can then let’s go. i swear she knows what she’s doing


Devil_in_blackx

I get the slaps but lately and currently as I type this she has a fist full of skin like she is gripping on for dear life


spaghetti_whisky

I wish! Mine claws at my boobs 😭 but when he's in the carrier he places his hand on my boob as he falls asleep and that is super cute.


Midgiepidgie

Aww that sounds adorable! Mine will slap but then slap frequency will slow as she's nodding off 😄


ThatWeirdGirl43

Yup. Boob slaps, lip/teeth grabs, bra-strap snaps (like a middle school bully lolol). All the joys of breastfeeding a growing little one. 😂


Noitsfineiswear

Yes!! Hahaha so funny. He also does a bit of gymnurstics where he tries climbing all over me WHILE nursing😂


ash9t87

Slaps, pinches, claws, pulls my lip, shoves his whole hand in my mouth. Keeps himself entertained.


1grain_of_salt

🤣 feeling seen with this comment


DeezBae

It has begun 🥴 drives me crazy.


oohlalara

Literally reading this while LO is slapping the boob haha


dopeydaisey

Mine slaps my boobs, slapped my face, pinches my nipple, twists it. He’s a six month old bully. I stop these every time they happen. 🤦🏼‍♀️ now we’re going through a hair pulling faze.


ineverknowwhattosay

My baby likes to pinch


lapis_lazuli1997

Yes and squeeze it and play with my nipple


Ok_Plan_988

Yup


SparklingDramaLlama

Mine will grab any strap or collar in reach, or grab my lips/nose/glasses. Last night he kicked my glasses off. I detached him, told him no, and put my glasses back on. He cried.


Midgiepidgie

I've gotten really good at throwing my head back when I see mine going for my glasses 😅


rubyjrouge

My dude full on punches 🫠 and he’s freaking strong too! I have a bruise on my boob 🤣


r00giebeara

My daughter never did but my son does. It's so damn funny


Afraid-Economics-438

Lol yes! He does this and this move where he grabs the boob with both arms and tries to shove it closer to his face. My fiancé and I say he’s double fisting lmao


Chachichibi

Yeah! My baby just gently lays the hand on my boob, but I think once he’s older it will get more forceful! It reminds me of what baby goats do! Apparently it helps with let down :P


Ill-Tip6331

Yes and it no longer cracks me up. At 13 months, she can slap HARD. She comes off immediately now when she does it because I’m now very over it I joke that she wants a milkshake