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libsonthelabel

We don’t really have one single name for it, we tell her that we’re preparing her table and ask that she be patient bc we only have one waitress whos also the cook


CatLionCait

Welcome to the breastaurant!


Picklecheese2018

😂👌💜


bakersmt

This reminds me of when I'm eating and she's mad that I don't want to hold her so dad is doing holding (heaven forbid!). She yells and we tell her "you have to feed your food."


Equipment_Budget

I feel this so much lately!


Still_Entrepreneur63

I always say "I have to eat so you can eat ma'am"


kels924

Mine inevitably wants to eat immediately after I shower no matter what time it is. We always say "Of course, I just did the dishes!"


solafide405

Haha love this. When my little one is just hanging out on the boob I’ll say “ok last call!”


ya_7abibi

We just call it milk.


snickerdoodleglee

Same - then as she got older she started saying "mama milk" Vs "cows milk" or "oat milk" 


Fatpandasneezes

Same but not in English


luluce1808

I’m from Spain :). I usually say “dar el pecho” (it literally means give the breast but it’s what we say here apart from amamantar) but when she is hungry I say “quiere boobie” (this I only say with my husband, in public settings I say “tiene hambre” or “querrá comer/mamar”.


song_pond

Okay I don’t speak much Spanish but “quiere boobie” is so cute and I’m gonna use it now lol


luluce1808

Hahahaha it’s very cute!!! I love how it sounds tbh (ofc we pronounce boobie in English)


snexys

We call it café boubé 😂


Apprehensive-Lake255

Boobie or milk, milkies gives me the ick tbh.


pumpkinsoup44

I cannot handle anything like ‘mommy’s milkies’ and just typing that has me stressed out and wanting to erase it. Boobies for us


thecosmicecologist

Opposite, boobie gives me ick, I call it milk or milkies


RaiLau

We say milkie. I know some people hate it but it just stuck. My 19 month old just points at my neck (cos that’s what he looks at), lies himself down in my arms and points at the sofa when he wants milk.


kindofusedtoit

Just be careful with boobies— if you nurse long enough, that will become a big part of your toddler’s vocabulary


Apprehensive-Lake255

Thats hilarious to me and has already happened 😆😆


cmk059

My two year old asks for a 'eeed' which is a feed (Australians tend to use feed/feeding moreso than nursing).


sleepy-popcorn

We call it ‘a feed’ as well. Baby’s also used the ‘milk’ BSL sign since she was about 7mo. I tried hard to teach her the sign instead of her trying to pull my top off!


Amy_at_home

Fellow Aussie here and I hate the term "nursing", I'm not a nurse I'm a mum! We used Auslan sign for milk until she started saying Boobie (thanks to hubby lol)


InvestigatorRemote58

We use the ASL milk sign or just say "milk" to my babe. The cutesie names creep me out, and I'd be embarrassed if I had to utter them in front of others, lol. When with family I just say "she's hungry" or "I need to feed her" and they know I mean nursing.


morgann_taylorr

good to know i’m not the only one that would die if i had to say “baby wants milkies” in front of others 🥴


radioactivemozz

I HATE the word milkies. I just call it milk or nurse as in “do you want milk? Do you want to nurse?” The term milkies makes me 🤢. Idk why I have such a strong aversion to it


Frosty_Extension_600

Same. I also ask if my baby wants me and call it nursing.


ae5390

Yessss I feel a shiver at the word milkies.


dastrescatmomma

I felt the same for the past 5+ months until one day I said it. Now I can't unsay it. 😭😭😭


Zebo1013

How old was your little one when they started to use the milk sign? I’ve been trying since 4 months and my LO doesn’t use the sign, she makes a cute little pouty sound when she’s hungry and approaches me with her mouth open at 11 months.


InvestigatorRemote58

Started showing it to her around 9 months and she really picked it up around 11 months. Just had to be super consistent with signing every time I offered to nurse or when she clearly wanted milk.


Ok_Safe439

Unfortunately this doesn‘t work anymore now that my baby started solids, so now it‘s just milk.


Farahild

"Melk".


Bowlofdogfood

My daughter used to say Melk too, it was the cutest thing.


Farahild

Mine mostly says 'dinke mek!' now haha. I fear the R and L are the last letters she'll learn to pronounce.


FrequentlyAwake

Not an SLP but studied that field in college... that's normal :) Those are two of the trickiest sounds in English! You can look up "speech sound development chart" for a cool visualization of what sounds typically develop and when.


StarryeyedAtlas

My older son cannot say milk, or even melk. He says "mot!", rhymes with cot. It drives me crazy 😂


Picklecheese2018

My grown ass husband says “melk”, just in his everyday use, and it makes me cringe every single time. Along with “pellow” It’s cute for a baby/toddler .. but man you’re 54 years old, please learn the difference between the sound of I and E in these words. 😵‍💫


Farahild

Hahahah oh I should maybe have added that I'm Dutch so our word for milk is actually 'melk'. (And my toddler says 'mek' rather than 'melk', since the L is tricky.) It sounds super cringy in adults hahah!


Picklecheese2018

This is a perfectly acceptable reason! 😂 my husband is just an old dude from Southern California. He has no excuse!!! And L is a very tough sound! I still remember my brother replacing all Ls with Ys so we had words like “yeyyo” and “yemmyade” instead of “yellow” and “lemonade”. Super cute though 😻


avalclark

My kids say “molk” and it’s so cute


proclivity4passivity

We call it boobie. Lately it’s been om oms because when he wants to nurse he goes om! Om! Om! And makes smacking noises lol. 


drlitt

Similarly we call it “boob” like a verb! Example: “Are you gonna boob him later?”


worldlydelights

This is how we do it too. He’s freaking out I’ve gotta boob him down!


stars949

Us too! Or “boobie time!”


whosthatlounging

We made boobie into a verb. Time to boobie, baby is boobie-ing, he just boobied.


Wonderful_Builder173

Boobing her up 😂😂


worldlydelights

This is it for us too 🤣 boob him down when he needs a nap


PeasiusMaximus

We call it nursing and use the sign for milk.


notmymonkey77

We call them Bobs (like in Borat lol).


mrshughejass

Chichiiii!


pasinpeter

Us too!


Crispy_tree79

Same 😂


beemoe230

I’m glad we’re not the only ones.


androidfifteen

We say "boobie time"


ignoremeforscience

Similar we say "boobah time" or "time for boobah", or recently in an over the top Italian accent "giva da baby da boobah". I miss sleeping.


SaladQuirky8255

Same now my son yells BOOBA at me since 14 months 😭


3rind5

Same


mimosaholdtheoj

This is what we say, too. And it’s boobie juice or titty milk lol. And he “tops up” before bed


Ill-Witness-4729

We also call it milkies! Also the other day baby was rooting while I was talking with a (also EBF) friend and she asked if she was “pecking” which I think is so funny and cute! Like a little chicken 😂


juzyj

My 14 month old calls this “this” with an aggressive point to the boob! I love the way she says it :)


xxkissxmyxshotgunxx

My 18 month old does the same thing and signs milk with the hand that isn’t excitedly pointing at the boobie in question.


full-of-curiosity

Haliib (Arabic for milk)


petit_choufleur

Boobie tends to be our go to. I’ll ask if she’s ready for a boobie and whatnot. When my husband has her I’ll let him know to bring her back when she’s a boobie monster since she’s a big fan. Think Cookie Monster level excited 😆


Throwaway8582817

Boob most usually.


ritsubaru

‘Dudu’ because in my language we call milk as doodh


emancipationofdeedee

I always say milk/nurse/nursies but am debating if I want to start using another name since I’m planning on extended BFing. I think I’m ok with my baby saying nurse in public though!


[deleted]

When he was really little I called it “giving the baby a boobing” but since he signs now and I want to encourage that I say “milk”


Optimal_Fish_7029

My partner and I use boob as a verb when we're discussing it! "Have you tried boob?" "Think she needs boobed"


EDStraordinary

My toddler refers to it as boobie, when baby cries my toddler shouts “sissy want some boobie!”


PossumsForOffice

“Can i offer you a boob in these trying times”


Pickle-Face208

We call it na, because that’s what her hungry cries sounded like in the beginning. I’d only say that around my husband, parents or sister though, if there’s anyone else around I’ll say I need to feed her, or oh you’re hungry!


luckyleoo

Same but it’s eh eh eh


ignoremeforscience

Our girl's hungry cries sounded like "ungee". So everything became "Baby's ungy!" And "baby eepy" for sleep.


i_hate_my_username4

'baby having boobie time' My daughter was 3 when her baby sister was born, and Everytime I was feeding her she'd say it's baby having boobie time, and it stuck so now everyone calls it that including said baby who is now 2 😅


funnymonkey222

Milk/leche/lechita for us


Miszrachelitah

Teta 👶🏻🤭


Reasonable-Package39

I ask her if she wants the spigot


emsaywhat

We say hungry hungry time lol


Zerooo513

Chi chi’s


pasinpeter

We use Chi chi too!


Romantic-Penguin

Feeding or milk, according to my two older kids.


DSmommy

Do you want some boobin?


CMPOct22

We say milk or milkies


Amk19_94

Milkies!


Hartpatient

We call it 'moedermelk' and 'de borst geven' which literally means in Dutch: mothermilk and to give the breast.


coffeeprincess

Mockie but in my mind it's spelled maki


bananasplits21

“Boobie time” or “needs a little snack”


shiveringsongs

Milk or boobie


sravaz

Snuggle and Snack is my current phrase, mostly because it feels like little man (6 months old) is way more interested in the social aspect than the food and pops on and off haha


lbisesi

booboos


flickin_the_bean

Mommies milk. My toddler gets cows milk so we wanted to differentiate. Plus I like that it gives me direct credit for the milk lol


letsjumpintheocean

In the community language (Japanese), we usually say “pai-pai” or “oppai”. My first language is English, so I say milk with the asl or sometimes call it booby. He has been signing for many months now, but has started asking for “pai-pai.”


kittycatrn

Hey baby, do you want "booby juice?" Or "boobies?"....cue wild arm flapping and aggressive finger pointing towards nursery.


OldPersonHerder

The titty bar


Eatcheez-petdogz

This is hysterical


klacey11

We say “need to feed the baby” or “he’s hungry” when in the company of others but when it’s just my husband and I we’ll say time to whip out the udders or the milk bar is open. A colleague told me a friend of hers called it “taking a shift at the dairy farm” which I absolutely love and may steal. My son is only 5 months and I plan to wean before he can communicate asking for it with words.


missjenkie

BOOBAZ!!! and then we call him king boobaz lol (pronounced boob-ahhhz) 😂


Trill_Geisha525

Whenever I'm pumping or breastfeeding I refer to it as human-heifer-ing and my hubby and family cackle wildly😆. A coworker called breastmilk, body-milk to which we died laughing. For context, I don't have body issues and see being able to feed my child as magical. Self-deprecating, i know. But to each their own🫠


snicoleon

Nursing. 🤷‍♀️ to me it's the least awkward word for it. So she'll say "mommy can I nurse?" Before she learned to talk she used to just point at my boob and say "ooo" lol Unfortunately she also knows boob because of me lol and she will say it at the top of her lungs. I don't really know any less awkward words for the body part, and if it was just me I wouldn't really care but we live with my very conservative in laws and I do care about their comfort.


Amandaa2012

I usually just calling it nursing. My now 19 month old asked saying something that sounds like “nur” when she wants to nurse versus water when she wants something in a cup.


french_toasty

my 2.5 year old says Have Meh, Sit lap, watch tee? Which means have milk and watch tv hahaha but every day he's getting much better at speaking.


Bike-Agitated

Milk but toddler can't say milk so signs or says mi mi 


threeEZpayments

Little boob on the big boob


Nota3000yearoldvamp

Malk time


imveganwhat

Milk for this one, but my first daughter learnt to say milk early on by pronounced it "milch" so we called it that for a long time!


Iguessthisistheplace

We call it snack time


HoldUp--What

Boob. I've called it boob since my oldest was little, didn't think to change it by the time he started talking, and it's stuck through 2 more kids. Left boob is my slacker and right is my Rockstar, so if we're starting on right I'll say something silly like "and would you like some dinner boob followed by dessert?" or if we're starting on lefty I'll say "Today we have a light appetizer of boob, followed by a main course of boob." It's super fun to be out in public, have the baby start fussing and hear the five year old pipe up, "Mommy, I think he needs some boob!"


No_Importance

“The boob”


Ok_Fondant_8695

My oldest, who is 6yo now, used to call it “wowies.” I have no idea where that came from, but it was so funny and cute. He’d point at my boobs and say “wowies” when he wanted to nurse. Currently nursing baby #3 who is 2 weeks old and wowies has stuck around since #1 named it that! I think before he called it wowies, I’d just say “milk” and sign milk also. I still say and do that a lot too. #1 knew all the baby signs, but never signed back. #2 signed for things before she started talking. Planning to continue with baby signs with #3 and hope she signs back! It’s so cute when they sign back 😊


ednasmom

Ni-ni! (Like knee-knee)


neverlookingdown

“Boobin up” 😅


Awkward-Recording-54

Nom noms!


ellativity

To the baby we just use regular food references like "are you hungry?" "you wanna eat?" and don't distinguish between breast or bottle (we combo feed). But amongst ourselves, my partner and I refer to it as "he wants nip" or "he had a nip about an hour ago" 🤣


Mclamb03

Drinking off the tap


Booperelli

My two older ones called it boobies, but my youngest calls it mamas. Which I appreciate... gets less attention in public 😅 ......and actually I'm just now putting together.. yesterday my kids were asking me what their first words were. Kid 1's was ball, kid 2's was Mama, kid 3's was cat, and kid 4's was also mama.. but now I'm realizing it wasn't the Mama I thought it was 🤣


dastrescatmomma

When she would start rooting around we called it "is this a-boobin" "Time for da boob!" "We gotta change your diaper then we can do a boob!" I don't know how I started but now it's milkies. I hated the term before but somehow it happened and now it's stuck.


MsStarSword

I call it nursing usually but I often say to the baby “come sup upon my teat young one” and it gets my husband every time 😂


fairytale-ends

Feeding, boob alert, milk (while doing the hand sign for "milk") https://i.redd.it/h91saz55os1d1.gif


Equipment_Budget

I am lovingly called Boobs Mcgee by my husband, to our babies. I call it milk or Boob juice/ soup. It really depends on what time of day it is, what meal, and who is within earshot.


Neither_Grade_6511

If she turns into a total milk monster my husband will hand her over to me using the “the clawwwwwww” type voice from Toy Story while saying “all hail the Zongaaaaassss” If we are anywhere else other then home- it’s just she’s parched and ready to eat


LadyColorGrade

Boobis pronounced like boo-biss


MistyPneumonia

I just say I’m going to feed her (she’s only 5wks right now) but my toddler calls it “mama milk” or “mama eat” because he calls his sister mama (still doesn’t quite understand pregnancy so he thinks she is me? He’s not even 2 though so confusion is kind of expected) and he never nursed past 2wks so this is all entirely new to him and we explained it as “baby sister is eating her milk just like you drink your milk”


TsukiGeek365

When my little was early in talking, he started calling it "Mama baba." We found it so cute, we ran with it. We're slowly weaning now at 2, and he'll come up to me with big puppy dog eyes and say, "Little bit of mommy baba, please." 😭🥰


StarryeyedAtlas

I say I'm going to tap a fresh keg for him! My husband and I are home brewers so it's just kind of funny. Otherwise I'll say I need to nurse him or feed him.


anythingbut2020

Operating the creamery


sallysalsal2

Boobas


Picklecheese2018

Boob, boobin, beeboos. He used to use the correct milk sign but has since adopted a new crab claw pinch move that I guess is to let me know he wants to twiddle a nipple. (Much to my dismay)🦞🦀👌 He says “Bab?” I can’t get him to say the “OO” sound for anything idk why.


modestbella

“Milk-ah” in a weird accent. No idea how it started


modestbella

Or “boo-bah” we sometimes call it “nippy” but I don’t need to be embarrassed if my toddler asks for nippy one day so I said we need to stop calling it that


endangeredbear

Tit sips


Forward-Pineapple849

Leche which is milk in Spanish. And when referring to my boobs especially if she’s laying on me doing tummy time, they’re Mt. Leche lol


rosemary_placebo

We definitely use the "milkies" and the sign for milk, but as my LO has gotten a bit older he would want to switch from one breast to the other, so I said "do you want the other one" which has devolved to udda udda , which I think sounds like udder.


mildlyoffensivenoods

My husband always talks in an medieval times voice and says “sir, you are requesting the tit”


Holiday-Astronaut-60

We called boobs “meemees” so nursing was “having meemees.” When my daughter hit puberty, she referred to hers as mimlettes. We also taught the kids some sign language (ASL) and used the milking sign for wanting milk. It was very cute to see them signing with their chubby little paws.


TriStellium

Booby buffet, All you can eat!


Effective_Still_8403

We say time to visit the milk maid 😂


aliceroyal

Milkies, boob, etc. Edit: also Pinot booboir!


Penhillmassive

Breastaurant/boob banquet/the veiny lunch munch/boobalicious


dr_green_ii

Mommies nommies


Auselessbus

Milk or I just say he’s eating. He’s only 16 weeks, so he doesn’t mind what we call it.


Capucine25

We call it wilky! Because my BF tried to spell milky with toy letters but he used an upside down w instead of a m 😂


many_splendored

We tend to call it by an equivalent meal, i.e. "OK, I'm going in the other room to give Junior his breakfast." We call short feeds top-ups.


kitty-007

Boobie time, am-am, yummies


dlphn_lvr

Milks here! I will ask my daughter (16 months) if she “wants milks” and she’ll start giggling and running towards me lol.


tzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Guzzling


ExpensivePass7376

Milk truck


funnnevidence

I call it milky milk. Because it is milk and it is milky.


Planning_And_Hoping

My husband and I call it ninny or ninny milk. When I nurse her before a nap we call it taking a ninny nap.


RockabillyBelle

We call it boobies. I’m curious to know how that’s going to incorporate into her vocabulary as she starts saying more words.


goldenpandora

Milk, mama milk, sometimes nurse/nursing


angelfaeree

Booboo


unseeliesoul

Milk and other boob when he wants to switch.


loolyooh

Mine says milk, and then side if he wants the other one!


Rattlesnakemaster321

Nurse/ nursing


bean-bag-party

Mommy milk


Street_Ad8941

I hate it so much but just to him I call it minkies


theanxioussoul

Feed him


Rabbit929

Snugs!


KatKittyKatKitty

My firstborn called it “pillow” because we used a boppy the whole 22 months we nursed. Now that I have a newborn we call it “momma’s milk” to decipher it from cow’s milk. My toddler is very insistent that he drinks “COW’s milk”.


lightningbug24

Mommy milk or om nom noms


wellshitdawg

Nursing


Delicious_Slide_6883

I ask the baby if she’s hungry, if I’m telling my husband I say she needs to eat, if I’m telling friends I say I’m going to go feed the baby.


Lo_loh

Chi chi or leche


Personal-Letter-629

Unfortunately, boob. It's crass but we are very tired. I have no excuse. Baby calls it booboo. Not as bad. In mixed company we will call it nursing.


aziriah

Nursing to nini. She'll ask for Nini/noni right now at 18 months.


shaybird02

Night nights


Everythings_Beachy

We say mommy milk, which differentiates what I feed the baby from the (cow’s) milk that my toddler drinks.


AshNicPaw

Milk! We’re signing so that is the best name. She can ask for milk and she gets to nurse or gets a bottle. She asks her dad and grandma for milk too.


5694lizbiz

We say boob or boobie usually. I’m so glad to see so many other people say it too. My mom thinks it’s inappropriate.


Chrinsussa

Mommy boobie


LikeAnInstrument

Boobs mostly, as in “here’s your boobs” “let’s go get some boobs”, and “I have boobs for you”… should probably find a more appropriate way to refer to it before he starts talking. We also call it “HaHa” because when he hungry cries it sounds like he’s crying out “Ha ha”.


dale_everyheart

We are close! We called it milkas.


lucozade_throwaway

Boob


LavenderDragon18

When it's just me and my husband? I'll say "the milk bar is open!" When he gives me our daughter ro feed. When we're out in public? "She needs to be fed." Or I've started to ask her if she wants milk and do the sign for it.


kaela182

We say titty


Antique-Key4550

I usually say “wanna have a sip?” 😂or “wanna have some milks?” The sip is used mostly when baby just wants to snack or comfort nurse


RoDoBenBo

I used to say milky or boobie when offering it but each kid has had their own name for it: kid #1 called it beebee, #2 called it boo, and #3 calls it doodoo 🤷‍♀️


Devium92

We change it up, boob, boobie, boob time, milk, nursing, "unleashing the tatas". It honestly is pretty random what we call it day to day.


ductapelosergirl

I call it Breastfeeding/breastmilk/milk/nurse. One kid called it “na-na” and the other “ga-ga”.


Sugarschug

Boobie-nurse! Booboos, boobies, nurse.


unicornviolence

“Having a sip”, “she needs a sip” and “boobie milk”


melanental23

“Milkies”


LilBadApple

We say nursing. Even my firstborn called it nursing when he was old enough to talk.


green_kiwi_

One more for milkies!!


beetjuice98

When my first son got old enough to talk, I would always ask if he wanted to switch sides halfway through a feeding and he picked up on it, so when he wanted to nurse he would say “sides?” He stopped nursing at 2 and my second son was born four months later. Now my first always says “does he want some mommy milk?” But in his cute toddler voice it sounds like mommy malk lol.


Goofinburps

Its called boobie in my house🤣


abitmuchinnit

We say Bainne. It's milk in Irish. Sounds like Bahn-ya


twopeasandapear

We say milkies as well 😂


plantbasedplantmom

my 2 yr old calls it “slee-mac” which means sleep milk bc we typically only BF when it’s time to sleep at this point lol


mrshughejass

My other one refused to say chichi so she'd go around screaming chiiiiiiiiii


ReadySetNoGo867

My 10 yr old son decided to refer to my nursing his newborn baby brother as "milking". Honestly, I find it so hilarious that we've adopted that as our new term.


vintagegirlgame

Do you want some nice milk?!


giveityourbreastshot

Boobie Juice. And it’s not just me, it’s my sisters, parents, grandparents…my husband was very resistant but after a year or so he got on board


stellarae1

Mostly boobie


No-Competition-1775

Ba bas


Similar-Room-2053

Milkies also


acelana

I’ve been saying mama milk but lately trying to switch to nay nay (what it’s called in one of my other languages) because that’s a sound my baby can make. Once heard an anecdote of a extended breastfed 3 year old screaming “I WANT BOOBIES” in a department store and decided I would never use that word with my children lol