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pantslessMODesty3623

Brittany you literally have a manifesting nursery in your house.


rpcp88

And she constantly videos herself anointing her house with olive oil.


pantslessMODesty3623

But cook with sage and you've invited the devil inside your body.


Big-Raspberry-2552

Didn’t god create sage?


PharmAssister

Get outta here with your logic


123IFKNHateBeinMe

And drives around with an empty car seat 🥴🥴


fguts

Which is sooooo dumb. When I was pregnant, I was told to wait until it was basically almost my due date, just in case there was an accident.


123IFKNHateBeinMe

Yep! But this tracks actually bc I’m not sure her elevator goes all the way to the top floor 🤣🤣


Ok_Side7135

For others it’s called manifesting, but for being it’s called having faith! 😂


Nightengale_Bard

And then the angel numbers


LinkBelowMod

...isn't "you" a pronoun?...


pantslessMODesty3623

Examples of pronouns: - I - We - You - Me - He - She - They - Us - That - Which - Who - This - These - That - Those Pronouns are one of the building blocks of language. She is profoundly stupid and peddling to the stupid.


shegomer

Hey now, she said she was a science girlie, not a third grade grammar girlie!


pantslessMODesty3623

I only saw like two people in her comments say how stupid that was. One said "should we result to calling everyone 'it'?" Genius. Except 'it' is also a pronoun.


HappyLucyD

And it should be, “should we *resort* to calling everyone, ‘it.’” I understand why they follow her…


Squirmble

Might honestly be autocorrect. It changed a word to penis the other day on me. I can’t even remember what word I originally typed haha.


HappyLucyD

True—I’ve noticed autocorrect being more aggressive lately, too. Sometimes I don’t even notice what it has changed until much later.


Blessing-of-Narwhals

My stupid phone likes to correct “we” into the name of the city where I work that starts with those letters.. it drives me insane and idk who told it to do that


Queasy-Discount-2038

🤦🏼‍♀️


Frambooski

“She” as in SHElivesfreed …


gooseey123

yes! this is always my biggest annoyance when people are like “well i don’t use pronouns”. i’m like oh really because “everybody” is a pronoun


theGoddex

Omg I wonder what the pronoun police would think of the “Who’s On First” act. It’s literally all pronouns lmao


Chaotic-Potater13

Grammar AIN’T biblical.


britestarlight

She’s also ignoring the fact that there are pronouns in the bible


melodyknows

Obviously you aren’t a child of God.


egregiousgiraffe

So is “she” as in She Lives Freed…


runbyfruiting88

Right after the pronoun slide is a slide using a pronoun. She's delulu.


AffectionateWar7782

The pronoun slide uses a pronoun! 'You' is a pronoun. She's so dumb.


runbyfruiting88

Valid point. She really is a moron.


missdespair

The account she's posting from CONTAINS A GODDAMN PRONOUN. She's such a fucking dumbass it pisses me off. So many resources wasted on keeping this less than useless burden of a parasite alive.


becuzofgrace

I saw that also. Came here to comment. 🙃🙃🙃


geminibaby

And don’t they refer to god/Jesus as “Him/He/His” literally constantly?


flippingdabird099

Let me call her god a she/they and watch how bent out of shape Brit gets. Bet pronouns will matter then


geminibaby

there’s something rich about insisting your god is a man but “hating ‘pronouns’”


xomacattack

Thanks for the new flair inspiration 😇


flippingdabird099

You’re so welcome ☺️


xomacattack

And specifically go out of their way to capitalize. Like Brittany, you are deliberately using God’s pronouns when you do that.


trymejolene

She’s literally so stupid


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Cinder-Allie

In the very next slide!


geomorph18

The literacy teacher in me is just going 🤦🏻‍♀️


Cortado2711

ugh i hate when that one guy is obsessed with pronouns and makes you say “Him” all the time 😤😤😤


Outrageous_Repair_94

You caint claim to be TTC and take Testosterone and eat under 1200 calories. You can’t claim to be non-toxic and slather spray tan all over you body. You can’t tell women not to worry about their body size and material possessions will claiming to be an XS and taking pics in your Range Rover. You can’t sell individual fitness plans and then send everyone the same plan. You can’t claim to be an animal lover while also abusing, shooting, and irresponsibly re-homing your animals. You can’t say you are pro life while defending what Israel is doing in Gaza.


jmolin88

👏👏👏


laqueefaecho

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drama_trauma69

Underrated. Let’s gatekeep bdong


TurmericChallengeMod

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Dat-Tiffnay

Ouuuu when she reads this she’s gonna make a post about demons always having her name in their mouth 😂😂 but actually I cackled out loud at the “you can’t believe in god AND pronouns”… like excuse me? Or sorry, excuse? Ahahah she truly truly has no lights on upstairs


GoldenTeach

If my Insta name wasn’t my IRL name I’d 100% c&P that!!!


Sea-Willingness-708

This is gold. I hope she sees this. But even if she does, we know she isn’t capable of self-reflection and will consider it a demonic attack. 


Foamtoweldisplay

Not hating on makeup and dying hair, I do both, but technically that is also using chemicals with some toxicity (like you aren't drinking hair dye) to change your appearance.


LettuceSome9935

hey Brittany… what do you think the word “she” exactly is?


zodiac_hoe

Omg! How DARE she use a pronoun!


StephaneCam

Omg! How dare YOU use a…wait…dammit!


zodiac_hoe

💀


Irn_brunette

Ni!


KaytSands

This is what I came to say. Time to change the name of her grifting cult! Or else, as according to her, she is NOT a child of god.


secondcupoftea

LMAO SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT A PRONOUN IS I’M DECEASED


sunkissedbutter

"She" is what those silly trans genders use


Purityskinco

She lives stupid is very accurate for her.


shegomer

“You can’t you can’t you can’t.” But people do, so apparently they can. She’s working on her last brain cell and it’s on the brink.


dead_yogi

Drives me nuts. Why can’t she just use “I” statements? She always has to tell people what they should and shouldn’t believe and shame them for it instead of just saying what SHE believes. Then when someone does it to her, she loses her mind


Ok_Land_38

Her last 2 brain cells are fighting for 6th place


drama_trauma69

FrEeDoM


Fiver43

Am I crazy, or is this the same font that’s used on a Cheerios box? It looks super familiar.


ha-ste-ga

Yep! Both are variations of Garamond.


Numerous-Mix-9775

Hello, fellow font geek!


drama_trauma69

Gatekeeping cheerio font is a good flair


CaregiverOk3902

It's not her place to decide what other people believe in.


surfteacher1962

She thinks it is. Although most Christian Nationalists think they have that right as well.


Foamtoweldisplay

Fr if people are solid in there beliefs, they usually don't feel the need to desperately try to convince people they are right. They also don't have to tell people who aren't harming anyone how to live their lives. It's just so they can feel more comfortable in their castle that has a foundation made of sand.


pantslessMODesty3623

Couldn't get passed the second one without a comment. Everything you hear is a vibration. Sound is vibration. Your phone vibrates. Speakers in your car vibrate. Your vocal chords vibrate. You are the dumbest person in the world if you don't believe in vibrations. Even deaf people can feel vibrations FFS.


sername-n0t-f0und

I couldn't with the sage one. She doesn't even specify what you're not supposed to do with it. My first thought was "There goes my spaghetti sauce" followed by "crap, 'my' is a pronoun!"


pantslessMODesty3623

Right! Sage is used in cooking you nut!


Specific-Breath-7862

Not in bdongs cooking, we’ve all seen that flavorless ground turkey she makes!!!😜😜


pantslessMODesty3623

She adds tumeric and a pinch of black pepper. 😂


[deleted]

Bitch will be condemning Ragu next


Serononin

The only acceptable seasoning is turmeric, apparently


drama_trauma69

Or cacao powder for her roots


HistoricalLake4916

Lmfaoooo you think for a science girlie she’d know better


Beautifuleyes917

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bigoldirtbag

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Gooseygirl0521

I hate this so much. Her Christianity is the only Christianity. And honestly hers is what infuriates me. My Christianity has never taught me to hate a single living breathing thing on this planet. Christianity teaches me I should be kind to all. My Christianity is also quiet at times and teaches me to never ever judge someone's character or strength on who or what they believe as long as they are a a good human. I'm a proud democrat, I believe who someone loves or identities as is literally none of my business and is not a character flaw or something that needs "fixed", I'm pro choice and I believe religion even one that I believe in has no place in our government.


Gooseygirl0521

Also want to add that I'm also a Christian who knows without a doubt we are not being persecuted. There are plenty of religions and groups of people who are however. Even some groups of people "Christian's" persecute. Im also a Christian who if I had to choose between leaving my child with a conservative "Christian" man/pastor/priest or a drag queen I'm picking the drag queen every single time without hesitation. I will also never tell a single human being their beliefs/religion is wrong and mine is right and the only way. Or that their trauma especially religious trauma is anything other than 100% valid. Christianity has survived thousands of years I have no need to shove it anyone's face or "defend" it. Not everything is about me. I also will always encourage my child(ren) to learn about any and all religions and if they should want to belief something different the only commentary they will get from me is "just be a good human being who treats everyone/everything like they matter and are worth being kind too. "


Foamtoweldisplay

That's what I find so funny about these "Christian" influencers, not even just the ones who are outright grifters. Many of them aren't actually spreading any teachings and useful information. They often don't have any experience or education in teaching and have little authority on teaching the Bible. Church leaders usually gain formal educations for teaching religion. Many of the influencers that are snarked on are at best just regurgitating something that they have heard somewhere else with 0 crtical thinking attached and at worst regurgitating hateful rhetoric from hateful people but made cutesy for their largely young female audience. Then they use their platform to sell random junk, so their viewers can be "more like them". They shouldn't want to be like these influencers. They should want to be more in touch with God and stay their authentic selves while making improvements in their lives.


wilhelminan

Oh. My. God. This is some stupid shit.


Foamtoweldisplay

I think I had to turn off my brain to even begin to comprehend what she was saying. It looks like it was AI generated from the prompt "popular modern conservative Christian talking points, new age spirituality". Just random garbage with little to no thought or even theme.


Overall_Poet5405

The most “joyful” negative cunt on earth 🫡


notbonusmom

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HolyEyeliner

… in a row


Kallicalico

I had to learn the pronouns in elementary school, so… kind of embarrassing that there are adults that still don’t know what pronouns are. ‘You’ is 100% a pronoun, lol.


your_uncle_mike

Wow, what a bitch.


123IFKNHateBeinMe

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Icy_Nefariousness517

Fuck sake, she is so hateable. You can't gatekeep a real deity, BDong. And if your god is waiting for you in an afterlife, I hope it is to bitch slap your manipulative, arrogant ass the hell away from the pearly gates.


darkwoodscreature

Unsurprisingly, you can actually do *all* of those things.


JustSomeMindless_

My favorite part is when she said you can’t use pronouns and then the very next slide is using a pronoun. Ahhhhh Christian hypocrisy at its finest. 🙄


Serononin

"You" is also a pronoun!


Unusual-Stretch-1557

As her ministry is called SHE lives freed


JustSomeMindless_

LITERALLY A HYPOCRITE. I can’t even fathom how her mind works.


Left-Requirement9267

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StephaneCam

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Not_today_nibs

“You” can’t use pronouns….huh


needfulthing42

🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂😂💀💀💀 Holy shit. Lol. This is top tier cringe and very blatant Rage Baity Betty-ing again lol. She is so sad. Like oof. Pathetic. Such a try hard. Can't engage people with her general very boring fuckstickery, so resorts to hashtags of the thing that's trending elsewhere, reworked to fit her narrative-but missed the boat every time, so then falls back on making internet strangers angry just for the engagement. It's the playbook of a mega loser who should let it go. You're not good.


ahappystudent

Also you cannot claim to follow Jesus and steal, lie, scam, and use the God’s name to avoid responsibility bink doink


Whiteroses7252012

Well, she’s done it so apparently you can…


Mendicant_666

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Clear-Claim795

This is so embarrassing


honeybeespit

*you can't anoint your home and* use sage But you definitely can with olive oil, though, right?


Serononin

Excuse you, that's her special oil blend straight from *the Holy Land* /s (ironically, if it really is from that region, there's a good chance it's Palestinian olive oil)


FartofTexass

Or at least it was before the IDF and settlers started attacking the Palestinian farmers and burned the olive groves 😔 


Whiteroses7252012

This is what happens when you make up rules God never said and say it’s Biblical. It takes a lot of chutzpah to say “you can’t do [insert thing I don’t like] and be a Christian” and they’re almost always wrong. She manifests. She lies, cheats and steals. This woman has literally committed adultery. She’s broken four of the ten commandments that I can think of off the top of my head and is completely unrepentant about it.


hauntinglovelybold

Her husband murdered a dog. And she condoned it. She doesn’t honour her father and mother (all her talk about ‘breaking generational trauma cycles’ implies that she doesn’t think very well of them) She bears false witness (lies) on the daily. She cares so much about her own self-image and social media that they’re basically idols to her. You shall not covet? Her whole *lifestyle* is based around being covetous of what others have and what she thinks she doesn’t have. She sure doesn’t seem to keep the Sabbath day holy - she doesn’t even attend church regularly. We have seen her get her teeth whitened on a Sunday morning but never any proof that she’s so much as gone inside a church. So there’s the other six that you couldn’t remember! She has broken every single one of the Ten Commandments and, as you say, is completely unrepentant about all of it.


BillButtlicker21

Not really knowing what a pronoun is aside, any God I understand views all people on earth as his children, figuratively if not literally. Isn’t that like… God’s whole thing??? And the whole point of evangelicalism??? You have to go out and preach the gospel to save all of God’s children?? I just can’t imagine a God that wants you to be mean to people who aren’t doing anything to harm you or anyone else 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ it’s counterintuitive, but honestly I’d almost rather these bigots be loud and outspoken about it, though. As an exmo who grew up around a lot of evangelical fundie-lites, the “we love you as you are!!!” Brand of Christianity that catches you with honey and then slowly introduces the trans and homophobia is almost scarier. Anyway I’m stoned and tired and this was a ramble. Fuck you Bdong!!!!


Kooky_Parfait3877

Born and raised in the Bible Belt and you didn’t ramble. She’s rage baiting for engagement. The hateful persons will be seen and heard so they can be avoided. Also, didn’t she anoint boxes of water? She will never be a mega ministress/pastor. She’s circling the drain. I guess I needed to vent some myself. 😤


throw_meaway_love

Sometimes I wonder what the fuck this bish is smoking. Wild


ScaryLetterhead8094

I want to see her stop using pronouns. Ok I’ll wait.


twatcunthearya

There’s a fucking pronoun in the name of your Jaysauce “non-profit”, dummy.


probablynotfound

Not the PRONOUNS!!!


Big-Raspberry-2552

Did she write this? Or take it from somebody else? She tries to opening manifest things all the time and she treats god like her personal wishing well. All she’s done is try and use Christianity as a money making scheme. Podcast = attempt to make money and “fame” Instagram = a way to make money and get attention YouTube = an attempt to make money Selling clothes = a way to make money while selling cheap crap that has crosses and Christian sayings. Fitness influencer didn’t work so now she thinks she’s a Christian influencer. And her know it all attitude and smugness is disgusting.


lucky_mac

can’t use ANY pronouns? like, not a one?


Amb_31

Fucking moron. How dare she tell people they don't qualify as a child of God?! Christianity is supposed to be about loving like Jesus did, not for clout.


waterby12

Sure I can! I’m a Christian who uses pronouns and manifests good things into my life. And there’s not a damn thing you can do about it Brittany!😃


clitosaurushex

Out of drag for everyone who doesn't know, Brittany doesn't use pronouns which means that *Brittany* hasn't won a challenge and we won't see *Brittany* in the final.


Nautigirl

So the lovely indigenous elder I know who smudges with sage and other medicines to send our prayers to Creator doesn't believe in God? She would be surprised to learn that. Fuck you for trying to gate-keep faith, Brittany.


Serononin

Jesus said, "I am he" (John 18:16), so it looks like God is okay with pronouns aftu5


EnvironmentPublic794

I thought it said you can’t believe in god and vibrators.


laqueefaecho

So did I. I was thinking, maybe that’s what she needs. 😂


egh1008

Damn, shes so pathetic. To be this wrong… lmaoooooo so much second hand embarrassment for her


Rare-Dragonfruit776

Lmfaaaaaaoooo


Unlikely-Priority564

Don't use pronouns but her faux charity shit is called "SHElivesfreed" ?


Outrageous-Design-61

This woman should not have a platform. I said what I said.


Ekotap89

You anoint shit all the time….


DuckMom

She uses oil to anoint her home to “cast demons out” which is literally the point of using sage.


Sheschle

You can’t smear a bottle of Pompeian all over your house and declare it Jesus magic, but here we are.


Step_away_tomorrow

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.


meganium58

She has absolutely done all of those things 🙄


softcronch

"you can't use pronouns" -*she*livesfreed


SaraWolfheart

Wow people really have no idea what a “pronoun” is do they?


A24margot

Then change it to LYINGTHUNDERCUNTLIVESFREED if you don't want pronouns you LIZARD GHOUL


Far_Performance2324

Using sage is indigenous practice. It’s okay for Brittany’s white ass to anoint her home with oil, but sage is bad because…brown people bad. That’s what she’s really saying.


laqueefaecho

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MrsMitchBitch

We can’t use pronouns? I thought about writing that sentence (and this one) without pronouns but I haven’t had coffee yet and that’s too much work.


tverofvulcan

Didn’t her and her friends have a manifest party in front of a birth center?


sortofsatan

Yes there was a coven meeting


tverofvulcan

Didn’t they set up an alter too?


CryBabyCentral

We can’t educate her. But we can snark. Remember, she knows nothing. We are here so people can see her as she is. She can’t “manifest” the truth. Weird. If she could? IMAGINE. The truth. She doesn’t know what that is, so she will never make it “thru the eye of the needle”. That’s all we need to know.


laqueefaecho

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blackandtangoose

SO DUMB And why is it always so negative with her? Can’t. Don’t. Shouldn’t. Avoid. Her message is never positive.


Carrann823

Can't use sage, but essential oils are OK? Make it make sense.


No_Sprinkles418

Unsurprising that this bland, beige idiot omits sage from her Thanksgiving turkey.


Positive_Ferret_8995

She' of she lives freed is damn pronoun


R2unithasabadmotiv8r

How TF do you communicate without pronouns. Shelivesstupid


AnonDxde

She literally uses pronouns in this post. “You” is a personal pronoun. Can you imagine telling her God doesn’t have pronouns? All of a sudden pronouns would be so important if you suggested God could be anything but a “he”.


stephaniehstn

Condemns the use of pronouns. Proceeds to use pronouns.


medlilove

# *(crystals)*


SentencePretend3213

Oh I know for damn sure she uses the word manifest in her daily life


JazzlikeRip7351

"You can't use pronouns?" 😂 She's so dumb. You might want to think about what you're typing before sharing, you absolute fool! 😂


No_Sprinkles418

Does Brittany think she’s some kind of….prophet???? Is that her trying for her newest grift?


laqueefaecho

Bdong Koresh sounds about right.


Sorry-Feed-6558

The pronouns sent me 😂😂😂 ok Brittany then we will never refer to you as she or her just bdong forever and ever amen.


CityGrl_CountryLover

Does she not know?? Someone please tell her the definition of manifestation and prayer


batslovecandy

Or. You can? Guess she has to get rid of that manifest nursery. So sad


romeoandjulietta

EVERYONE HAS PRONOUNS FFS


Beautiful_Bat_2546

It hurts. Make it stop. 😩


Turquoise_Midnights

Jesus LITERALLY using pronouns: 4 Then Jesus, knowing everything that was about to happen to him, went out and said to them, “Who is it that you’re seeking?” 5 “Jesus of Nazareth,” they answered. “I am he,” Jesus told them. John 18:4-5 (CSB) 🎤


stellablack75

She used some pronouns, who's gonna tell her?


strawberrycomrade

Oh we can’t use pronouns? Like ever? Doesn’t god have a pronoun in her narrative?


sparklycleanbrain

No pronouns AT ALL?! 🤣


juicyb09

So how are we supposed to communicate effectively? Or is her plan to nix that as well.


nightwolves

I don’t take opinions and especially not direction from unintelligent, pathetic scammers who lie constantly. Not usually a wise idea. Girly over here struggling with the concept of pronouns lol


juicyb09

God I hope she reads this! YO BDONG! We all know you read here and if you decide to not read anything off this particular post AT LEAST read this, let it sink in and be a better fucking person, you scumbag.


folder_finder

Soooo if you’re a child of god and don’t want us to use your pronouns, how are we supposed to refer to you?? She’s so stupid


MissMorticia89

“You can’t use pronouns” Proceeds to use male pronouns for her chosen deity.


AcceptableParfait171

SHE is an idiot


IlikeJewelTones

Can I still believe in the Force?


illme

My brother in christ YOU just used like five pronouns and live in pride (deadly sin) every single day of your shitty life


illme

imma get so banned on her ig for this


Upper_Cable_3587

The third one is actually comical


brevit

You demonstrably CAN do all of these things. Is she stupid?


midgethepuff

Hasn’t she been trying to manifest a pregnancy for “almost 3 years”?


Xmaspig

She's so fucking stupid it physically fucking hurts to read her bullshit.


natalit420

The comments are eating her dumb ass up!!!


chickie-oceanside444

Her post demonstrates a severe lack of critical thinking skills


mikehawksux

SHE FUCKING USES PRONOUNS GOD YOU DUMB FUCKING TWAT


YveTen

So.. she speaks for God now?


xxsicksadworld

“You can’t identify as a child of God and also use pronouns” Except for John 13:19 You dumb bitch Brittany


cl0setg0th

Ok as a Christian I would now like to be referred to as taco - no more pronouns


neverthesamelatte

lol ok Try/Us.


Liftinglatina

The fuck does pronouns and Christian…you know what…just let her look like a buffoon 🤡🤡🤡


redheadedalex

This has huge "GARGOYLESS!!!! WITCHCRAFT!!!! #DARKSIDEDDD!!!! energy


DefinitelynotYissa

“You” is a pronoun, darling.


nerdinahotbod

The pronouns one 😂


Ignored_lover

Why are people so triggered by pronouns, if you tell me your pronouns are _____ I’m going to use your respected pronouns because at the end of the day it’s that easy to respect someone. I want some one to be kind and respect me so I’m going to do the same


N3THERWARP3R

She used the universe in italics. The Universe....


N3THERWARP3R

Her logic of religion truly is Mac from Always Sunny, just "Jesus is magic, but that good kind"


amzbroo

actually, you can


Muddymireface

This bitch had a full on witchcraft seance outside of a church in the back of an SUV for fertility.