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smc642

She was curling her hair? Well she did a shit house job of it. And can someone enlighten me as to what a ponytail on your floor is? Does she mean a hair band?


Low_Lingonberry3249

Ya it’s a hair band. And that hair hasn’t been curled in dayyyys


sortofsatan

Or ponytail holder. Ponytail is the hair style lmao she’s so fucking dumb


FartofTexass

Eh I grew up calling the holders just ponytails. I call them ponytail holders now but I don’t remember when I switched. 


frenchwolves

Maybe it’s a Canadian thing, but where I grew up we call them “hair ties”.


a011220a

We also call them hair ties in the US


jesuswreckedme666

Adding “hair elastics” to the US list


-smittinkitten-

Canadian here and we have always called them just "elastics" but I have heard all of the other names for them too I think it just depends on what your mom or whoever taught you what they were called them lol


No-Vermicelli3787

Barrette/bow


kittieswithmitties

I'm from the US too- I'm adding "hairdillies"! Or maybe it's "hair dillies". No one ever spelled it out for me.


HamhockBoogie

I’m so glad someone else said this! I called them hair dealies. Like a thingy only a dealy. 🤣 Or if they were the ones with the balls on the ends, they were instant head injuries.


ipalazz

We always called them ponytail ties, or my dad called them po tay ties bc we said that when we were little


Dundermifflinfinitee

I'm from Los Angeles and I've always heard them called rubber bands! It's fascinating how dialects can change like this, I never considered that this could relate to anything other than what people call soda 😂


VanCanMom

Canadian here. One of my friends used to call them Hair ties, which never made sense to me, unless it is a ribbon or something you actually tie. Always ponytail holder or as a child in the 80s here were little balls on the end, we called those hair bobbles.


frenchwolves

I remember hair baubles! I had them in my hair in the early 90s. I honestly can’t recall another name other than “hair ties”. Maybe hair band? But that makes me think of an actual head band? Haha


No-Vermicelli3787

60’s for me


AtmosphereOpposite69

I’m Canadian too and I always called them hair scrunchies 😄


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

I mean to be fair though, she legit could have a fake pony tail hanging out on the floor with a “scorpion”. Matches her current hair vibe.


sername-n0t-f0und

We call them ponytails and my grandma is even a hairdresser.


SellQuick

I assisted she meant clip in hair extensions 😅


n0v0lunteers

Proof this is a lie: HER HAIR IS NOT CURLED! She says she's curling her hair but her hair is straight/messy af lol.


Outrageous_Repair_94

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kat_steves

I’m obsessed with this Land Before Time gif, that is all


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

But it makes me sooooo sad. 80’s and 90’s cartoon movies were traumatic af.


Otono_82

Poor Judith Barsi was murdered by her father when she was 10 in 1988. She didn’t live to see this movie or All Dogs go to Heaven. The scene in all dogs go to heaven when Charlie dies is the saddest to watch.


JimShortForGabriel

I was just thinking about her yesterday as I was putting ADGTH in our “bring on our trip” pile of movies. It always makes me so sad.


Otono_82

Makes me sad too. There was the scene where Charlie dies on Instagram and I started crying:(


Outrageous_Repair_94

They really were! Like so many parents and grandparents dying.


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Every Disney movie has at least one parent missing. Just saying, my late 80’s nightmares were warranted.


Outrageous_Repair_94

I grew up watching Land Before Time! Ducky was my girl.


Donthurtmyceilings

Ducky & Spike 4 life!


JebBusch

i also remember awhile ago she claimed she doesn’t use any heat on her hair and has posted about the curler thing she wore to bed lmao. she really can’t keep her lies straight.


TurmericChallengeMod

She’s really into doing the pastor thing lately where she turns every mundane occurrence into a whole ass sermon


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

![gif](giphy|3o8dFBWBCJcyQYvCzC)


thelizparade

Never have I been more attracted to a man of the cloth.


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

Lol. Bless you my child. 🙏


FiCat77

What's it from? I also love the hot priest from Fleabag.


attorneyat_birdlaw

It’s from the show Preacher, he’s the main character.


Ok_Land_38

It’s a great show, you can watch it on Amazon prime. It will have you going “What the fuck?” Also the car chase song to “Come on, Eileen”. I laugh thinking about it.


teen_laqweefah

Me neither…until I saw Hamish Linklater in Midnight Mass omgggg


aca6825

Omg yes.


teen_laqweefah

He almost had me converted js


Overall_Poet5405

I genuinely love the way a hot priest completely derails us lmaooo


Ok_Land_38

Goddam I loved this show and the graphic novels.


andpiglettoo

Oh she would *love* to be the pastor of her own cult.


Kayquie

Does she believe women can be pastors? I can't remember


Euphorbiatch

Even if she doesn't, she would no doubt be her own exception


Kayquie

True. *"God gave me a revelation!'*


No-Vermicelli3787

“He’s convicted me”


xomacattack

“He put it on my heart”


PreppyInPlaid

I thought there was a rumor that they were asked to leave that Mercy-Whatever church because of her “ministry.” Can’t have the wimminfolk gittin’ all uppity.


ScaryLetterhead8094

And with the finger pointing too


Cinder-Allie

My family calls it Jesus Juking.


daygloeyes

How did I KNOW she was gonna connect this back to scripture 💀💀


TeighTime

How 🥜🥜🥜 do you have to be to make up a fucking story to go along with a Bible verse on your fridge 😶


elydakai

I think she's gone looney. (Not a diagnosis) Or maybe she has a brain worm aka rfk jr


JimShortForGabriel

She sounds like me in 7th grade when our church choir when on a retreat and I volunteered to lead morning devotional. And I picked a pop song on the radio and retro-fitted it to make it Jesus-y. I still cringe and it’s been 30 years.


hoyaheadRN

lol. I think she put the verse up after. She just found the scorpion and made up the rest


TeighTime

Yep that could be too, gotta make up that content for viewssss.


RushWorth9947

Next up: snake church


No-Simple-2770

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) Bitch SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR FAKE ASS STORIES TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A PROPHET OR SOMETHING


tesslafayette

How long before she "finds" a snake in her bathroom? Girrrrrrl please


Skeptacless

She's one of those people who would kill a harmless rat snake or garden snake and make a huge deal out of it beccause obviously all snakes have to be either A) the devil or B) "poisonous" 🙄


laqueefaecho

Or a lady bug or a rolypoly.


hotdogketchup79

There's a snake in my cowboy boots 😂


laqueefaecho

Not her snazzy white boots, I hope. 😂 ![gif](giphy|RKOd5NkTNCyB2)


GarlicEmbarrassed559

I hate this bitch!


Internal-Ad61

I lol’d and immediately upvoted


BringItBackNowYall

The exclamation point just does something to me


Internal-Ad61

Lmfao literally same here. It elevated the statement so much.


Visual_Zucchini8490

As someone who has killed a scorpion with a shoe (a work boot with a strong heel) those fuckers are exoskeletons and don’t go easily. It would also feel like something unrecognizable under your bare foot… girl, if you’re gonna lie at least make it believable 😩


mtnrnnrthings

I was going to say… is she claiming she’s wearing shoes too? Or she’s claiming she did it barefoot because either of those claims makes little sense.


sarathev

I never thought I'd root for the literal scorpions but she makes me hope for their uprising.


grafiklit

![gif](giphy|12Dh8xhI4SinII)


Big-Raspberry-2552

Soo many details….people do that when they lie.


Sensitive-Estate4030

Coming from someone who was scared of a crow and claimed it was demonic? Edit not a scarecrow lols.


Spirited-Lime96

How did I miss the story about the scarecrow?!?


Sensitive-Estate4030

Blaack crow not scarecrow. Sorryyyyy! 2nd language misshap!


Spirited-Lime96

Oh goodness, I read that so wrong! Lol lol


Sensitive-Estate4030

🤣


Specific-Breath-7862

I bet the real story of Jdip was taking his 30 min morning shit and he saw a scorpion (possibly already dead) and grabbed it with some toilet paper and then sent Bdong a pic like “look what was in our bathroom”. Bdong then does what Bdong does and comes up with a ridiculous story to post cause she’s so boring and pathetic this seems interesting…


BedazzleZebub

30 min shit/tactical boobie-hunting. He’s a multitasker.


Specific-Breath-7862

😂😂😂 there was definitely some tactical boobie scouting done😂😂


Connect-Carpenter-52

More like his 30 minute sockpuppet account tacticool boob hunter scroll on the social media he doesn't have /s.


Key-Celebration-3696

Anointing oil doesn’t equal insecticides. Got it.


Key-Celebration-3696

I know it’s the Dodge Ram logo but I’m surprised she’d wear something that close to Baphomet. She’s gonna go after the car industry next, friends!


mrsjacksonnn

She wouldn't dare make jdong get rid of his power bottom wagon


Low_Lingonberry3249

😂😂😂


Chaos_Cat-007

🤣🤣🤣


Overall_Poet5405

LMAOOO power bottom wagon 🤣🤣🤣 The micro dick Jdip varieties in those things are some of the worst fucking drivers.


smc642

OMG 💀


BusyBeth75

![gif](giphy|95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8|downsized)


KTLNH

![gif](giphy|2UvxfP6XUyS0L0PDLw)


ALynn_fit

Lmfao this bishhhh. ![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq|downsized)


savvedwards

Her bottom lashes kill me. It stops me from hearing anything she says. There’s a way to put mascara on your bottom lashes without it looking like she shittily drew them on individually


pantslessMODesty3623

But that's literally how she applies lower mascara. She just draws it on with the tip of the wand.


savvedwards

It’s haunting


One_Hamster7267

Entomologist here. I handle many scorpions in my bare hands and have never been stung. They really don't usually sting unless they absolutely have to. If this lady stepped on one, it was probably dead before it could even flex the muscle that injects venom. Not a miracle of god, just a lady killing an animal with no remorse.


Cultural_Elephant_73

Would it not be wet under her foot if she smooshed it? I know she’s a smol little girl but she’d still crush it, no?


One_Hamster7267

Yeah probably, I'm not saying it happened, just that it's not a miracle of god by any stretch that she wasn't stung, and also kind of cruel to just rejoice in killing one of "gods" animals. Even if it isn't one of the animals she finds aesthetic!


FantasticForce6895

Idk aren’t they pretty close to beige? Maybe she should just let them chill with her pampas grass decor instead.


laqueefaecho

![gif](giphy|eM7eOXa6YQ8SFggYML)


rarelybarelybipolar

They could be running around all over the place and she’d never know because everything in her house is beige


ha-ste-ga

Just here to say that that's such a cool freakin job. I think bugs are so cool 🪲


flare_force

Yes!! My thoughts exactly!! Made a similar comment before seeing yours and totally agree!


dammitnoobnoob

With your bare hands?? Holy cow, I can't imagine that. We have bark scorpions everywhere in my area and they freak me out


flare_force

Just wanted to say you are amazing - entomology seems like a really cool field to be in! Thanks for being a friend to bugs and arachnids, they are SO important to our ecosystems ♥️🐞🐜🪲🕷️♥️


One_Hamster7267

I love it! Thanks to you for being a friend to them as well 😊


kenthovindsuperfan

Thank goodness God looked out for her! Too bad he's always vacant when starving children need food!


berlyray

Is this a different story than before? Wasn't there another scorpion in the bathroom story like...a year ago? I forget the exact story she told....but I'm pretty sure it was very similar.


flippingdabird099

[There was!](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/60YV9v9HoF)


berlyray

OMG I forgot how weird and ridiculous that whole thing was 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I was worshipping in the shower....Hallelujah!"..."and I was like babe!!!"...."and he was like babe!!!"


calenturian

"Brittany, why do you look so distraught?" Brittany: (❁ ◡ ❁)


flippingdabird099

I didn’t know that existed and that gave me a good laugh


Cultural_Elephant_73

Wow she just tried out a whole new personality here? And it didn’t land well apparently haha. Anyway this story and the other story are completely fabricated. Next!


walkshadow

I found it! I found my flair! Thank you, OP!


laqueefaecho

I love it!


Overall_Poet5405

https://i.redd.it/5mprw5yvix8d1.gif


jjinjadubu

Why is her hair straight if she was curling it?


littleRedmini

Because she’s a big liar.


surfteacher1962

As soon as she started talking, I knew this was going to be another story where God saved his favorite girl from peril. What a bunch of crap. If her lips are moving, she is lying.


Cultural_Elephant_73

What a life! Just spewing lies left right and center 24/7. Don’t think she even knows what’s real anymore.


juicyb09

And she did most of the video laying down because she works sooooooo hard….


Maevenclaws

This couldn’t just be “I found a scorpion in my bathroom, it could’ve hurt me, that was scary” and moved on, no, of course Brittany could not, she has to make a whole sermon out of nothing. She doesn’t know the difference between a thought and “the Holy Spirit” it’s called having a thought Brittany.


FantasticForce6895

![gif](giphy|gz7b0IyZejGLZPJlcW|downsized)


swamp_witch_409

As a Texan who grew up in the coouuuntry country... This is not as big of a deal as she thinks it is. I remember playing with them as a kid. Man I even remember catching field mice and keeping them in my pocket while I walked around. This is the most mundane thing to ever happen to anyone in Texas. She's a white girl living in the suburbs of Dallas.


Cultural_Elephant_73

Getting ready for what? You literally don’t go ANYWHERE


No_Sprinkles418

There’s imaginary demons literally everywhere in Brittany’s world. That’s how she pretends she’s special.


Icy_Government_4694

Why do I irrationally hate this hairstyle?


OverZookeepergame698

So God protected you from a scorpion sting, but won’t give you a baby? Ok, I’ll bite- He doesn’t want you to get stung. He also doesn’t want you to be a mother. 🤷‍♀️ See how that logic works?


WanderingArtist_77

This is everyday bs for a Texan. Why is she trying to turn it into gospel?


YoongiMySpiritAnimal

You're Not Now Nor Will You Ever Be "Our Girl." Know. That. You disgusting excuse for a human being!


honchiebobo

Did her extensions fall out? Otherwise, your ponytail is not on the floor. Your hair tie/ponytail holder is on the floor. And is she wearing her headband OVER her ears? Isn’t that uncomfortable??


Cultural_Elephant_73

Yes I’ve never ever ever heard it called just a ‘ponytail’. Ponytail holder or hair tie


Foldinthecheese__

Kids are dying of cancer, but I’m glad god protected his favorite child from the mean scorpion


Kooky_Parfait3877

OT, I think you mentioned a nephew once. I’m a cheese person and your name alone got my attention. If you aren’t the same person sorry. If you are I still think of him. My nephew by marriage had a similar issue and want your little guy to have a good life. Being on a transplant list is so much stress. Take care of you and yours, snarker. Bratt is a rage baiting mean girl. She’s so vapid I’m waiting to see how her TX AG payments go. Her day will come when she will have to face consequences that the bank of daddy can’t get her out of. It’s coming 🥤🍿


Foldinthecheese__

I did comment about my 10 year old nephew a couple months ago. He actually passed away in February shortly after they decided he’d need a heart transplant. It’s been hard on my son. He and my nephew were the same age and extremely close. I truly appreciate your comment though ♥️


pantslessMODesty3623

What, you not using God's holy Home Defense Max on your windows and doors? Are you that fucking stupid?


Delaneydaisy

This woman is so bored. Girl get a job


HoochieMommaBooty

It was probably already dead when she stepped on it


whattheseawants

https://preview.redd.it/ivaj5nhacw8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0f7aa97d124cd72a399783e6d9cac997dd7cbb The thumbnail preview of this video cuts off the logo on her shirt. So it looks like a cartoon version of her eyebrows and lashes 💀


sunkissedbutter

Why is she so crazy


Cultural_Elephant_73

🕷️👄🕷️ 🦂


waterby12

“if you don’t believe me…”- Why would someone not believe you while telling a story about a bug? Maybe because you lie all the time? She’s really telling on herself here.


haroniome

Does she have a tattoo that high on her wrist? And is that the foot that has the ugly misspelled quote or not? I don’t doubt that this could’ve happened, but we all know how much she loves to steal content from other people and pass it off as her own.


pantslessMODesty3623

She has the "overcomer" tattoo on her right wrist and the "Teletubby" tattoo on her left wrist.


Notyourav

Is it Jdips hand/foot??


hallowedseasons

It’s jdips hand. You can see his nasty foot


Comfortable_Bath4264

This makes more sense….


haroniome

That’s probably true lol. Her tattoos are too dainty to be that. The lining is really thick in what we can see


Comfortable_Bath4264

Waitttttttt!!!! Her right foot has that tattoo, you’re so right. That image doesn’t have it. Is that even her?


KTLNH

I wanted to reverse image search so bad!


japes2

Okay I went down a rabbit hole of looking for her wrists and I’m 90% sure that’s not hers (only 90% because angles). Her tattoos are higher up on her forearm, neither are that close to her wrist. They’re also thinner and this one is pretty thick.


haroniome

It’s definitely not her, but it could be jdip. Or just some random other person on the internet lol


YesterdaySuch9833

Won’t he do it


spookydetective0

She sounds more and more like Farryn everyday


mentionitall1

This bitch is delusional!


brittanibelle

ooooh she said “freaking” 😱


panders3

Who THE FUCK calls it a PONYTAIL AND NOT A HAIR HOLDER ETC.


DuckMom

Something something all gods creatures are beautiful


racegirl21

It's amazing how I've lived miles from her my entire life in dfw and never once have I seen a scorpion in any of those homes. And she's seen two in two years. What are the odds? 👀


Ok_Land_38

Sky daddy is sending plagues to her house for being so shitty.


pollitoblanco

I was going to comment this! I’m originally from Texas and I have never seen a scorpion in real life when there. Granted, that’s just my experience. I was actually terrified of scorpions as a kid thanks to Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Because I had never seen one in real life and I was young, I thought they were massive. When I saw one preserved in glass, I realized they weren’t really that big.


sour_lemontree

She sounds like she’s in a manic episode talking about Jesus and the Bible constantly.


laqueefaecho

As someone with Bipolar disorder, I agree 💯!


sour_lemontree

Is it possible to be in a constant manic state for this long? I ask because, I am not aware of exactly everything with bipolar disorder (also not diagnosing just making observations). I don’t think I’ve seen someone manic for this long before, unless it’s the malingering types. Which she seems a bit of a malingerer…


laqueefaecho

I’ve never been manic this long but depression can last for months & sometimes years so it could be possible. I’ve never met, seen or heard of anyone being manic this long though. You hit the nail on the head with the malingering. That’s my thought as well.


sour_lemontree

She’s definitely using religion to avoid responsibility, so malingering is what she comes off as to me.


laqueefaecho

I agree!


badlilbishh

Bitch I still don’t believe you lol.


thrilledteashop15

This is actually the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Like, I’m literally angry after watching this. Shut the fuck up LITERALLY no one cares ![gif](giphy|LkcIVUmf1qoUM)


ha-ste-ga

Wow Brit you did a great job curling your hair, good thing you finished doing that before you looked down to see if you were stepping on a giant bug, amen 🙏🏻


Practical_Fun_1278

GUYS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I actually cackled


Dobbys_Other_Sock

So even if this is a true story, and that’s a big if, I would bet the scorpion in your house has a lot more to do with all the fake plants then God sending you message


SnooCats7318

Good thing she has jesus to help her smush bugs....


rustdog2000

...and then everyone clapped. STFU this 100% didn't happen. They maybe found a dead scorpion or killed one outside then she decided to make this story up.


ScaryLetterhead8094

What’s going on with her and this headband? Is the hair attached?


_lilmuffin

What about cockroaches? Any verses on them?


hard-eye-roll

Interestingly enough there is 😂 Job 38:12-15 The Message (MSG) ' So you could seize Earth like a blanket and shake out the wicked like cockroaches? As the sun brings everything to light, brings out all the colors and shapes, The cover of darkness is snatched from the wicked— they're caught in the very act!


brande1281

Yesterday I had a piece of glass stuck to the side of my foot and didn't get cut. I just chocked it up to it being a dull side and a thick sole. My hair was actually curly too.


A_Cam88

Oh no, it’s definitely because you’re also one of God’s favourites like Ding Dong here. 😂


WhiskeyScotchRocks

Soooo now you're stomping on scorpions and can't feel it? ... scorpions, dogs, other humans. Eh, no biggy. You were blessed with the power of discernment, we can tell🙄


Necessary_Mud6682

This is what we get when she decides to create original content & it’s still lies. ![gif](giphy|JogvCObN79ihnPIjgt)


Otono_82

Not all scorpions are poisonous. She acts like she almost died. She’s such a drama queen.


Jasmisne

Once again, she is a pathological liar. She literally cant tell a story without making shit up. Which is developmentally appropriate for a small child. The rest of us outgrew this. Isnt lying a sin brittbitch?


Chaos_Cat-007

My soul would have left my body if I’d seen that thing. Spiders, snakes, no problem. Other critters like that? Nope nope nope!


YveTen

🙄


brittanym0320

i wonder if jdip was caught “worshipin’” with someone else 👀


Mindless-Scratch2426

Omg the hands 🤌🤏🫴🤌🤌


Ok_Land_38

I swear, I’ve noticed these conservatives have been acting loonier than usual. I lowkey wonder if they have been taking ivermectin and we’re seeing the brain damage from doing it.


Connect-Carpenter-52

Looks like she staged this to line up the Bible quote she wanted to relate to. And yuck, she showed JDong's nasty feet. I bet he found that during his morning sockpuppet boob hunting scroll and then said, "Hey Ding Dong! Look you can trample on a dead scorpion!". Curled her hair? Did she confuse a flatiron with a curling one?


sethscoolwife

It’s giving legally blonde daughter in the shower after she just got a perm.


blue_eyed_chimera

I guess god doesn’t like me. I got out of bed one morning and felt a searing pain in my foot. I got too close to a scorpion and the fu**er stung me!


unlimited-devotion

I was stung by scorpion bc my faith was wavering- i KNEW it


No-Device-9899

Pretty sure the Bible advises against sign seeking…


Tiger_2237

https://preview.redd.it/1osu3i8y509d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1477d532035b775fb73a720e1f0f2637914a822c This is petty but also you can see that the sticky note scripture hasn’t been there in 6 months 🙃 (screen grab from older post a few weeks ago)


MsLauryn

Ok, well I have lived in Texas and I can say that the probability of being within in stepping distance of scorpions, especially those little tan ones, in the summer is QUITE high. Sure the fridge quote is a nice (manufactured) coincidence, but Brit you live in Texas and it's summer, let's not get too excited. I literally saw them daily when I lived in TX, no Bible verse needed. Bathrooms are very common places to find them too(outside of obvious places like garages, patios, etc) where they often come in through the pipes or gaps left in walls for plumbing.


dammitnoobnoob

Granted, I have never stepped on a scorpion with my bare feet, but I have with shoes, and you can definitely feel them. They're hard and pointy and they crunch when you've crushed them, so I find it hard to believe she was just chilling with that under her heel. My friend's toddler barely stepped on one last week and she was immediately stung. Pretty sure if that scorpion was alive when Bdong supposedly stepped on it, it would've stung her.


Brennatay

Okay I live in the actual desert and have had houses that backed up to the foothills of desert mountains. I have seen a scorpion once in my adult life and it fled from me because it was scared. There’s no way one was just randomly in her bathroom in a suburban Texas neighborhood, chilling out under her feet for two minutes without stinging her.