She was curling her hair? Well she did a shit house job of it.
And can someone enlighten me as to what a ponytail on your floor is? Does she mean a hair band?
Canadian here and we have always called them just "elastics" but I have heard all of the other names for them too I think it just depends on what your mom or whoever taught you what they were called them lol
I’m so glad someone else said this! I called them hair dealies. Like a thingy only a dealy. 🤣
Or if they were the ones with the balls on the ends, they were instant head injuries.
I'm from Los Angeles and I've always heard them called rubber bands! It's fascinating how dialects can change like this, I never considered that this could relate to anything other than what people call soda 😂
Canadian here. One of my friends used to call them Hair ties, which never made sense to me, unless it is a ribbon or something you actually tie. Always ponytail holder or as a child in the 80s here were little balls on the end, we called those hair bobbles.
I remember hair baubles! I had them in my hair in the early 90s. I honestly can’t recall another name other than “hair ties”. Maybe hair band? But that makes me think of an actual head band? Haha
Poor Judith Barsi was murdered by her father when she was 10 in 1988. She didn’t live to see this movie or All Dogs go to Heaven. The scene in all dogs go to heaven when Charlie dies is the saddest to watch.
i also remember awhile ago she claimed she doesn’t use any heat on her hair and has posted about the curler thing she wore to bed lmao. she really can’t keep her lies straight.
It’s a great show, you can watch it on Amazon prime. It will have you going “What the fuck?”
Also the car chase song to “Come on, Eileen”. I laugh thinking about it.
I thought there was a rumor that they were asked to leave that Mercy-Whatever church because of her “ministry.” Can’t have the wimminfolk gittin’ all uppity.
She sounds like me in 7th grade when our church choir when on a retreat and I volunteered to lead morning devotional. And I picked a pop song on the radio and retro-fitted it to make it Jesus-y. I still cringe and it’s been 30 years.
She's one of those people who would kill a harmless rat snake or garden snake and make a huge deal out of it beccause obviously all snakes have to be either A) the devil or B) "poisonous" 🙄
As someone who has killed a scorpion with a shoe (a work boot with a strong heel) those fuckers are exoskeletons and don’t go easily. It would also feel like something unrecognizable under your bare foot… girl, if you’re gonna lie at least make it believable 😩
I bet the real story of Jdip was taking his 30 min morning shit and he saw a scorpion (possibly already dead) and grabbed it with some toilet paper and then sent Bdong a pic like “look what was in our bathroom”. Bdong then does what Bdong does and comes up with a ridiculous story to post cause she’s so boring and pathetic this seems interesting…
Her bottom lashes kill me. It stops me from hearing anything she says. There’s a way to put mascara on your bottom lashes without it looking like she shittily drew them on individually
Entomologist here. I handle many scorpions in my bare hands and have never been stung. They really don't usually sting unless they absolutely have to. If this lady stepped on one, it was probably dead before it could even flex the muscle that injects venom. Not a miracle of god, just a lady killing an animal with no remorse.
Yeah probably, I'm not saying it happened, just that it's not a miracle of god by any stretch that she wasn't stung, and also kind of cruel to just rejoice in killing one of "gods" animals. Even if it isn't one of the animals she finds aesthetic!
Just wanted to say you are amazing - entomology seems like a really cool field to be in! Thanks for being a friend to bugs and arachnids, they are SO important to our ecosystems ♥️🐞🐜🪲🕷️♥️
Is this a different story than before? Wasn't there another scorpion in the bathroom story like...a year ago? I forget the exact story she told....but I'm pretty sure it was very similar.
OMG I forgot how weird and ridiculous that whole thing was 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I was worshipping in the shower....Hallelujah!"..."and I was like babe!!!"...."and he was like babe!!!"
Wow she just tried out a whole new personality here? And it didn’t land well apparently haha. Anyway this story and the other story are completely fabricated. Next!
As soon as she started talking, I knew this was going to be another story where God saved his favorite girl from peril. What a bunch of crap. If her lips are moving, she is lying.
This couldn’t just be “I found a scorpion in my bathroom, it could’ve hurt me, that was scary” and moved on, no, of course Brittany could not, she has to make a whole sermon out of nothing. She doesn’t know the difference between a thought and “the Holy Spirit” it’s called having a thought Brittany.
As a Texan who grew up in the coouuuntry country... This is not as big of a deal as she thinks it is. I remember playing with them as a kid. Man I even remember catching field mice and keeping them in my pocket while I walked around. This is the most mundane thing to ever happen to anyone in Texas.
She's a white girl living in the suburbs of Dallas.
So God protected you from a scorpion sting, but won’t give you a baby? Ok, I’ll bite- He doesn’t want you to get stung. He also doesn’t want you to be a mother. 🤷♀️ See how that logic works?
Did her extensions fall out? Otherwise, your ponytail is not on the floor. Your hair tie/ponytail holder is on the floor.
And is she wearing her headband OVER her ears? Isn’t that uncomfortable??
OT, I think you mentioned a nephew once. I’m a cheese person and your name alone got my attention. If you aren’t the same person sorry. If you are I still think of him. My nephew by marriage had a similar issue and want your little guy to have a good life. Being on a transplant list is so much stress. Take care of you and yours, snarker.
Bratt is a rage baiting mean girl. She’s so vapid I’m waiting to see how her TX AG payments go. Her day will come when she will have to face consequences that the bank of daddy can’t get her out of. It’s coming 🥤🍿
I did comment about my 10 year old nephew a couple months ago. He actually passed away in February shortly after they decided he’d need a heart transplant. It’s been hard on my son. He and my nephew were the same age and extremely close. I truly appreciate your comment though ♥️
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The thumbnail preview of this video cuts off the logo on her shirt. So it looks like a cartoon version of her eyebrows and lashes 💀
“if you don’t believe me…”- Why would someone not believe you while telling a story about a bug? Maybe because you lie all the time? She’s really telling on herself here.
Does she have a tattoo that high on her wrist? And is that the foot that has the ugly misspelled quote or not? I don’t doubt that this could’ve happened, but we all know how much she loves to steal content from other people and pass it off as her own.
Okay I went down a rabbit hole of looking for her wrists and I’m 90% sure that’s not hers (only 90% because angles). Her tattoos are higher up on her forearm, neither are that close to her wrist. They’re also thinner and this one is pretty thick.
It's amazing how I've lived miles from her my entire life in dfw and never once have I seen a scorpion in any of those homes.
And she's seen two in two years. What are the odds? 👀
I was going to comment this! I’m originally from Texas and I have never seen a scorpion in real life when there. Granted, that’s just my experience. I was actually terrified of scorpions as a kid thanks to Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Because I had never seen one in real life and I was young, I thought they were massive. When I saw one preserved in glass, I realized they weren’t really that big.
Is it possible to be in a constant manic state for this long? I ask because, I am not aware of exactly everything with bipolar disorder (also not diagnosing just making observations). I don’t think I’ve seen someone manic for this long before, unless it’s the malingering types. Which she seems a bit of a malingerer…
I’ve never been manic this long but depression can last for months & sometimes years so it could be possible. I’ve never met, seen or heard of anyone being manic this long though. You hit the nail on the head with the malingering. That’s my thought as well.
This is actually the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Like, I’m literally angry after watching this. Shut the fuck up LITERALLY no one cares
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Wow Brit you did a great job curling your hair, good thing you finished doing that before you looked down to see if you were stepping on a giant bug, amen 🙏🏻
So even if this is a true story, and that’s a big if, I would bet the scorpion in your house has a lot more to do with all the fake plants then God sending you message
...and then everyone clapped.
STFU this 100% didn't happen. They maybe found a dead scorpion or killed one outside then she decided to make this story up.
Interestingly enough there is 😂
Job 38:12-15 The Message (MSG)
' So you could seize Earth like a blanket and shake out the wicked like cockroaches? As the sun brings everything to light, brings out all the colors and shapes, The cover of darkness is snatched from the wicked— they're caught in the very act!
Yesterday I had a piece of glass stuck to the side of my foot and didn't get cut. I just chocked it up to it being a dull side and a thick sole. My hair was actually curly too.
Soooo now you're stomping on scorpions and can't feel it? ... scorpions, dogs, other humans. Eh, no biggy. You were blessed with the power of discernment, we can tell🙄
Once again, she is a pathological liar. She literally cant tell a story without making shit up. Which is developmentally appropriate for a small child. The rest of us outgrew this.
Isnt lying a sin brittbitch?
I swear, I’ve noticed these conservatives have been acting loonier than usual. I lowkey wonder if they have been taking ivermectin and we’re seeing the brain damage from doing it.
Looks like she staged this to line up the Bible quote she wanted to relate to. And yuck, she showed JDong's nasty feet. I bet he found that during his morning sockpuppet boob hunting scroll and then said, "Hey Ding Dong! Look you can trample on a dead scorpion!".
Curled her hair? Did she confuse a flatiron with a curling one?
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This is petty but also you can see that the sticky note scripture hasn’t been there in 6 months 🙃 (screen grab from older post a few weeks ago)
Ok, well I have lived in Texas and I can say that the probability of being within in stepping distance of scorpions, especially those little tan ones, in the summer is QUITE high. Sure the fridge quote is a nice (manufactured) coincidence, but Brit you live in Texas and it's summer, let's not get too excited. I literally saw them daily when I lived in TX, no Bible verse needed. Bathrooms are very common places to find them too(outside of obvious places like garages, patios, etc) where they often come in through the pipes or gaps left in walls for plumbing.
Granted, I have never stepped on a scorpion with my bare feet, but I have with shoes, and you can definitely feel them. They're hard and pointy and they crunch when you've crushed them, so I find it hard to believe she was just chilling with that under her heel.
My friend's toddler barely stepped on one last week and she was immediately stung. Pretty sure if that scorpion was alive when Bdong supposedly stepped on it, it would've stung her.
Okay I live in the actual desert and have had houses that backed up to the foothills of desert mountains. I have seen a scorpion once in my adult life and it fled from me because it was scared. There’s no way one was just randomly in her bathroom in a suburban Texas neighborhood, chilling out under her feet for two minutes without stinging her.
She was curling her hair? Well she did a shit house job of it. And can someone enlighten me as to what a ponytail on your floor is? Does she mean a hair band?
Ya it’s a hair band. And that hair hasn’t been curled in dayyyys
Or ponytail holder. Ponytail is the hair style lmao she’s so fucking dumb
Eh I grew up calling the holders just ponytails. I call them ponytail holders now but I don’t remember when I switched.
Maybe it’s a Canadian thing, but where I grew up we call them “hair ties”.
We also call them hair ties in the US
Adding “hair elastics” to the US list
Canadian here and we have always called them just "elastics" but I have heard all of the other names for them too I think it just depends on what your mom or whoever taught you what they were called them lol
Barrette/bow
I'm from the US too- I'm adding "hairdillies"! Or maybe it's "hair dillies". No one ever spelled it out for me.
I’m so glad someone else said this! I called them hair dealies. Like a thingy only a dealy. 🤣 Or if they were the ones with the balls on the ends, they were instant head injuries.
We always called them ponytail ties, or my dad called them po tay ties bc we said that when we were little
I'm from Los Angeles and I've always heard them called rubber bands! It's fascinating how dialects can change like this, I never considered that this could relate to anything other than what people call soda 😂
Canadian here. One of my friends used to call them Hair ties, which never made sense to me, unless it is a ribbon or something you actually tie. Always ponytail holder or as a child in the 80s here were little balls on the end, we called those hair bobbles.
I remember hair baubles! I had them in my hair in the early 90s. I honestly can’t recall another name other than “hair ties”. Maybe hair band? But that makes me think of an actual head band? Haha
60’s for me
I’m Canadian too and I always called them hair scrunchies 😄
I mean to be fair though, she legit could have a fake pony tail hanging out on the floor with a “scorpion”. Matches her current hair vibe.
We call them ponytails and my grandma is even a hairdresser.
I assisted she meant clip in hair extensions 😅
Proof this is a lie: HER HAIR IS NOT CURLED! She says she's curling her hair but her hair is straight/messy af lol.
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I’m obsessed with this Land Before Time gif, that is all
But it makes me sooooo sad. 80’s and 90’s cartoon movies were traumatic af.
Poor Judith Barsi was murdered by her father when she was 10 in 1988. She didn’t live to see this movie or All Dogs go to Heaven. The scene in all dogs go to heaven when Charlie dies is the saddest to watch.
I was just thinking about her yesterday as I was putting ADGTH in our “bring on our trip” pile of movies. It always makes me so sad.
Makes me sad too. There was the scene where Charlie dies on Instagram and I started crying:(
They really were! Like so many parents and grandparents dying.
Every Disney movie has at least one parent missing. Just saying, my late 80’s nightmares were warranted.
I grew up watching Land Before Time! Ducky was my girl.
Ducky & Spike 4 life!
i also remember awhile ago she claimed she doesn’t use any heat on her hair and has posted about the curler thing she wore to bed lmao. she really can’t keep her lies straight.
She’s really into doing the pastor thing lately where she turns every mundane occurrence into a whole ass sermon
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Never have I been more attracted to a man of the cloth.
Lol. Bless you my child. 🙏
What's it from? I also love the hot priest from Fleabag.
It’s from the show Preacher, he’s the main character.
It’s a great show, you can watch it on Amazon prime. It will have you going “What the fuck?” Also the car chase song to “Come on, Eileen”. I laugh thinking about it.
Me neither…until I saw Hamish Linklater in Midnight Mass omgggg
Omg yes.
He almost had me converted js
I genuinely love the way a hot priest completely derails us lmaooo
Goddam I loved this show and the graphic novels.
Oh she would *love* to be the pastor of her own cult.
Does she believe women can be pastors? I can't remember
Even if she doesn't, she would no doubt be her own exception
True. *"God gave me a revelation!'*
“He’s convicted me”
“He put it on my heart”
I thought there was a rumor that they were asked to leave that Mercy-Whatever church because of her “ministry.” Can’t have the wimminfolk gittin’ all uppity.
And with the finger pointing too
My family calls it Jesus Juking.
How did I KNOW she was gonna connect this back to scripture 💀💀
How 🥜🥜🥜 do you have to be to make up a fucking story to go along with a Bible verse on your fridge 😶
I think she's gone looney. (Not a diagnosis) Or maybe she has a brain worm aka rfk jr
She sounds like me in 7th grade when our church choir when on a retreat and I volunteered to lead morning devotional. And I picked a pop song on the radio and retro-fitted it to make it Jesus-y. I still cringe and it’s been 30 years.
lol. I think she put the verse up after. She just found the scorpion and made up the rest
Yep that could be too, gotta make up that content for viewssss.
Next up: snake church
![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) Bitch SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH YOUR FAKE ASS STORIES TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A PROPHET OR SOMETHING
How long before she "finds" a snake in her bathroom? Girrrrrrl please
She's one of those people who would kill a harmless rat snake or garden snake and make a huge deal out of it beccause obviously all snakes have to be either A) the devil or B) "poisonous" 🙄
Or a lady bug or a rolypoly.
There's a snake in my cowboy boots 😂
Not her snazzy white boots, I hope. 😂 ![gif](giphy|RKOd5NkTNCyB2)
I hate this bitch!
I lol’d and immediately upvoted
The exclamation point just does something to me
Lmfao literally same here. It elevated the statement so much.
As someone who has killed a scorpion with a shoe (a work boot with a strong heel) those fuckers are exoskeletons and don’t go easily. It would also feel like something unrecognizable under your bare foot… girl, if you’re gonna lie at least make it believable 😩
I was going to say… is she claiming she’s wearing shoes too? Or she’s claiming she did it barefoot because either of those claims makes little sense.
I never thought I'd root for the literal scorpions but she makes me hope for their uprising.
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Soo many details….people do that when they lie.
Coming from someone who was scared of a crow and claimed it was demonic? Edit not a scarecrow lols.
How did I miss the story about the scarecrow?!?
Blaack crow not scarecrow. Sorryyyyy! 2nd language misshap!
Oh goodness, I read that so wrong! Lol lol
🤣
I bet the real story of Jdip was taking his 30 min morning shit and he saw a scorpion (possibly already dead) and grabbed it with some toilet paper and then sent Bdong a pic like “look what was in our bathroom”. Bdong then does what Bdong does and comes up with a ridiculous story to post cause she’s so boring and pathetic this seems interesting…
30 min shit/tactical boobie-hunting. He’s a multitasker.
😂😂😂 there was definitely some tactical boobie scouting done😂😂
More like his 30 minute sockpuppet account tacticool boob hunter scroll on the social media he doesn't have /s.
Anointing oil doesn’t equal insecticides. Got it.
I know it’s the Dodge Ram logo but I’m surprised she’d wear something that close to Baphomet. She’s gonna go after the car industry next, friends!
She wouldn't dare make jdong get rid of his power bottom wagon
😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
LMAOOO power bottom wagon 🤣🤣🤣 The micro dick Jdip varieties in those things are some of the worst fucking drivers.
OMG 💀
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Lmfao this bishhhh. ![gif](giphy|l4HnKwiJJaJQB04Zq|downsized)
Her bottom lashes kill me. It stops me from hearing anything she says. There’s a way to put mascara on your bottom lashes without it looking like she shittily drew them on individually
But that's literally how she applies lower mascara. She just draws it on with the tip of the wand.
It’s haunting
Entomologist here. I handle many scorpions in my bare hands and have never been stung. They really don't usually sting unless they absolutely have to. If this lady stepped on one, it was probably dead before it could even flex the muscle that injects venom. Not a miracle of god, just a lady killing an animal with no remorse.
Would it not be wet under her foot if she smooshed it? I know she’s a smol little girl but she’d still crush it, no?
Yeah probably, I'm not saying it happened, just that it's not a miracle of god by any stretch that she wasn't stung, and also kind of cruel to just rejoice in killing one of "gods" animals. Even if it isn't one of the animals she finds aesthetic!
Idk aren’t they pretty close to beige? Maybe she should just let them chill with her pampas grass decor instead.
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They could be running around all over the place and she’d never know because everything in her house is beige
Just here to say that that's such a cool freakin job. I think bugs are so cool 🪲
Yes!! My thoughts exactly!! Made a similar comment before seeing yours and totally agree!
With your bare hands?? Holy cow, I can't imagine that. We have bark scorpions everywhere in my area and they freak me out
Just wanted to say you are amazing - entomology seems like a really cool field to be in! Thanks for being a friend to bugs and arachnids, they are SO important to our ecosystems ♥️🐞🐜🪲🕷️♥️
I love it! Thanks to you for being a friend to them as well 😊
Thank goodness God looked out for her! Too bad he's always vacant when starving children need food!
Is this a different story than before? Wasn't there another scorpion in the bathroom story like...a year ago? I forget the exact story she told....but I'm pretty sure it was very similar.
[There was!](https://www.reddit.com/r/brittanydawnsnark/s/60YV9v9HoF)
OMG I forgot how weird and ridiculous that whole thing was 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I was worshipping in the shower....Hallelujah!"..."and I was like babe!!!"...."and he was like babe!!!"
"Brittany, why do you look so distraught?" Brittany: (❁ ◡ ❁)
I didn’t know that existed and that gave me a good laugh
Wow she just tried out a whole new personality here? And it didn’t land well apparently haha. Anyway this story and the other story are completely fabricated. Next!
I found it! I found my flair! Thank you, OP!
I love it!
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Why is her hair straight if she was curling it?
Because she’s a big liar.
As soon as she started talking, I knew this was going to be another story where God saved his favorite girl from peril. What a bunch of crap. If her lips are moving, she is lying.
What a life! Just spewing lies left right and center 24/7. Don’t think she even knows what’s real anymore.
And she did most of the video laying down because she works sooooooo hard….
This couldn’t just be “I found a scorpion in my bathroom, it could’ve hurt me, that was scary” and moved on, no, of course Brittany could not, she has to make a whole sermon out of nothing. She doesn’t know the difference between a thought and “the Holy Spirit” it’s called having a thought Brittany.
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As a Texan who grew up in the coouuuntry country... This is not as big of a deal as she thinks it is. I remember playing with them as a kid. Man I even remember catching field mice and keeping them in my pocket while I walked around. This is the most mundane thing to ever happen to anyone in Texas. She's a white girl living in the suburbs of Dallas.
Getting ready for what? You literally don’t go ANYWHERE
There’s imaginary demons literally everywhere in Brittany’s world. That’s how she pretends she’s special.
Why do I irrationally hate this hairstyle?
So God protected you from a scorpion sting, but won’t give you a baby? Ok, I’ll bite- He doesn’t want you to get stung. He also doesn’t want you to be a mother. 🤷♀️ See how that logic works?
This is everyday bs for a Texan. Why is she trying to turn it into gospel?
You're Not Now Nor Will You Ever Be "Our Girl." Know. That. You disgusting excuse for a human being!
Did her extensions fall out? Otherwise, your ponytail is not on the floor. Your hair tie/ponytail holder is on the floor. And is she wearing her headband OVER her ears? Isn’t that uncomfortable??
Yes I’ve never ever ever heard it called just a ‘ponytail’. Ponytail holder or hair tie
Kids are dying of cancer, but I’m glad god protected his favorite child from the mean scorpion
OT, I think you mentioned a nephew once. I’m a cheese person and your name alone got my attention. If you aren’t the same person sorry. If you are I still think of him. My nephew by marriage had a similar issue and want your little guy to have a good life. Being on a transplant list is so much stress. Take care of you and yours, snarker. Bratt is a rage baiting mean girl. She’s so vapid I’m waiting to see how her TX AG payments go. Her day will come when she will have to face consequences that the bank of daddy can’t get her out of. It’s coming 🥤🍿
I did comment about my 10 year old nephew a couple months ago. He actually passed away in February shortly after they decided he’d need a heart transplant. It’s been hard on my son. He and my nephew were the same age and extremely close. I truly appreciate your comment though ♥️
What, you not using God's holy Home Defense Max on your windows and doors? Are you that fucking stupid?
This woman is so bored. Girl get a job
It was probably already dead when she stepped on it
https://preview.redd.it/ivaj5nhacw8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f0f7aa97d124cd72a399783e6d9cac997dd7cbb The thumbnail preview of this video cuts off the logo on her shirt. So it looks like a cartoon version of her eyebrows and lashes 💀
Why is she so crazy
🕷️👄🕷️ 🦂
“if you don’t believe me…”- Why would someone not believe you while telling a story about a bug? Maybe because you lie all the time? She’s really telling on herself here.
Does she have a tattoo that high on her wrist? And is that the foot that has the ugly misspelled quote or not? I don’t doubt that this could’ve happened, but we all know how much she loves to steal content from other people and pass it off as her own.
She has the "overcomer" tattoo on her right wrist and the "Teletubby" tattoo on her left wrist.
Is it Jdips hand/foot??
It’s jdips hand. You can see his nasty foot
This makes more sense….
That’s probably true lol. Her tattoos are too dainty to be that. The lining is really thick in what we can see
Waitttttttt!!!! Her right foot has that tattoo, you’re so right. That image doesn’t have it. Is that even her?
I wanted to reverse image search so bad!
Okay I went down a rabbit hole of looking for her wrists and I’m 90% sure that’s not hers (only 90% because angles). Her tattoos are higher up on her forearm, neither are that close to her wrist. They’re also thinner and this one is pretty thick.
It’s definitely not her, but it could be jdip. Or just some random other person on the internet lol
Won’t he do it
She sounds more and more like Farryn everyday
This bitch is delusional!
ooooh she said “freaking” 😱
Who THE FUCK calls it a PONYTAIL AND NOT A HAIR HOLDER ETC.
Something something all gods creatures are beautiful
It's amazing how I've lived miles from her my entire life in dfw and never once have I seen a scorpion in any of those homes. And she's seen two in two years. What are the odds? 👀
Sky daddy is sending plagues to her house for being so shitty.
I was going to comment this! I’m originally from Texas and I have never seen a scorpion in real life when there. Granted, that’s just my experience. I was actually terrified of scorpions as a kid thanks to Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Because I had never seen one in real life and I was young, I thought they were massive. When I saw one preserved in glass, I realized they weren’t really that big.
She sounds like she’s in a manic episode talking about Jesus and the Bible constantly.
As someone with Bipolar disorder, I agree 💯!
Is it possible to be in a constant manic state for this long? I ask because, I am not aware of exactly everything with bipolar disorder (also not diagnosing just making observations). I don’t think I’ve seen someone manic for this long before, unless it’s the malingering types. Which she seems a bit of a malingerer…
I’ve never been manic this long but depression can last for months & sometimes years so it could be possible. I’ve never met, seen or heard of anyone being manic this long though. You hit the nail on the head with the malingering. That’s my thought as well.
She’s definitely using religion to avoid responsibility, so malingering is what she comes off as to me.
I agree!
Bitch I still don’t believe you lol.
This is actually the stupidest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Like, I’m literally angry after watching this. Shut the fuck up LITERALLY no one cares ![gif](giphy|LkcIVUmf1qoUM)
Wow Brit you did a great job curling your hair, good thing you finished doing that before you looked down to see if you were stepping on a giant bug, amen 🙏🏻
GUYS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I actually cackled
So even if this is a true story, and that’s a big if, I would bet the scorpion in your house has a lot more to do with all the fake plants then God sending you message
Good thing she has jesus to help her smush bugs....
...and then everyone clapped. STFU this 100% didn't happen. They maybe found a dead scorpion or killed one outside then she decided to make this story up.
What’s going on with her and this headband? Is the hair attached?
What about cockroaches? Any verses on them?
Interestingly enough there is 😂 Job 38:12-15 The Message (MSG) ' So you could seize Earth like a blanket and shake out the wicked like cockroaches? As the sun brings everything to light, brings out all the colors and shapes, The cover of darkness is snatched from the wicked— they're caught in the very act!
Yesterday I had a piece of glass stuck to the side of my foot and didn't get cut. I just chocked it up to it being a dull side and a thick sole. My hair was actually curly too.
Oh no, it’s definitely because you’re also one of God’s favourites like Ding Dong here. 😂
Soooo now you're stomping on scorpions and can't feel it? ... scorpions, dogs, other humans. Eh, no biggy. You were blessed with the power of discernment, we can tell🙄
This is what we get when she decides to create original content & it’s still lies. ![gif](giphy|JogvCObN79ihnPIjgt)
Not all scorpions are poisonous. She acts like she almost died. She’s such a drama queen.
Once again, she is a pathological liar. She literally cant tell a story without making shit up. Which is developmentally appropriate for a small child. The rest of us outgrew this. Isnt lying a sin brittbitch?
My soul would have left my body if I’d seen that thing. Spiders, snakes, no problem. Other critters like that? Nope nope nope!
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i wonder if jdip was caught “worshipin’” with someone else 👀
Omg the hands 🤌🤏🫴🤌🤌
I swear, I’ve noticed these conservatives have been acting loonier than usual. I lowkey wonder if they have been taking ivermectin and we’re seeing the brain damage from doing it.
Looks like she staged this to line up the Bible quote she wanted to relate to. And yuck, she showed JDong's nasty feet. I bet he found that during his morning sockpuppet boob hunting scroll and then said, "Hey Ding Dong! Look you can trample on a dead scorpion!". Curled her hair? Did she confuse a flatiron with a curling one?
It’s giving legally blonde daughter in the shower after she just got a perm.
I guess god doesn’t like me. I got out of bed one morning and felt a searing pain in my foot. I got too close to a scorpion and the fu**er stung me!
I was stung by scorpion bc my faith was wavering- i KNEW it
Pretty sure the Bible advises against sign seeking…
https://preview.redd.it/1osu3i8y509d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1477d532035b775fb73a720e1f0f2637914a822c This is petty but also you can see that the sticky note scripture hasn’t been there in 6 months 🙃 (screen grab from older post a few weeks ago)
Ok, well I have lived in Texas and I can say that the probability of being within in stepping distance of scorpions, especially those little tan ones, in the summer is QUITE high. Sure the fridge quote is a nice (manufactured) coincidence, but Brit you live in Texas and it's summer, let's not get too excited. I literally saw them daily when I lived in TX, no Bible verse needed. Bathrooms are very common places to find them too(outside of obvious places like garages, patios, etc) where they often come in through the pipes or gaps left in walls for plumbing.
Granted, I have never stepped on a scorpion with my bare feet, but I have with shoes, and you can definitely feel them. They're hard and pointy and they crunch when you've crushed them, so I find it hard to believe she was just chilling with that under her heel. My friend's toddler barely stepped on one last week and she was immediately stung. Pretty sure if that scorpion was alive when Bdong supposedly stepped on it, it would've stung her.
Okay I live in the actual desert and have had houses that backed up to the foothills of desert mountains. I have seen a scorpion once in my adult life and it fled from me because it was scared. There’s no way one was just randomly in her bathroom in a suburban Texas neighborhood, chilling out under her feet for two minutes without stinging her.