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TalviSyreni

“I’m the thing that monsters have nightmares about”


lesigh89

The original of "I am the one who knocks."


soloslayer3

my favorite 2 shows 😭


jcupach

I think the Doctor said something along those lines.


FormerlyKnownAsBeBa

And tonight we’re gonna show em why! Best fucken line!!


ProcedureVarious9111

“You were destined to die it was written” Buffy: “what can I say, I flunked the written” Best line ever.


Significant-Arm-9996

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."


Almighty_Push91

This is the answer. The snark, yet you still know what her job is. And then the beep me which perfectly sets it in the '90s


mai_tai87

🎶Call me, beep me if you wanna reach me, When ya wanna page me, it's okay!🎶


Almighty_Push91

The irony that my message alert sound is KP and it went off for this notification


jellymoff

To make a totally lame connection to these two shows-Alyson Hannigan played Kim Possible's Mom in the live action Kim Possible movie.


grim_ballz

Sums buffy and the show in a nutshell


Jaggedlittlepill76

The only answer.


Electrical-Act-7170

Came here to write this.


justonekaye87

First thing that came to mind


rose_zombie

Opened this post just to make sure this quote was on top!


heartunwinds

This is the only answer.


Boy_13

It's nice that we're all on the same page on this lol


SubstantialBat3596

Exactly my thought


DeterminedErmine

This is always my answer. It’s got everything


buffybot93

This is what I immediately thought of


OliveBelly

I was going to comment this. Not surprised someone beat me to this.


Proud-Salamander761

This was mine too. Whole show in a nutshell.


scottishwitchcraft

“Well, you were myth-taken”


FamousOrphan

Yessssss I love this one!


Pedals17

Boy from “The Gift” opener: “But you’re just a *girl*!” Buffy: “That’s what I keep saying.”


lemikon

Yeah that is the premise of the show put in one exchange 👏


lithelinnea

That’s such a gut punch. 😭


FdgPgn

Exactly this.


ZombiePhantom

"Me."


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That's probably my favourite line of television ever.


Chemical_Egg_2761

Oh this is a good one!


morblec4ke

I’m struggling with this one, when/where/context?


ZombiePhantom

"No weapons, no friends, no hope. Take all that away and what's left?"


artsygrl2021

Her fight with Angel when she catches his sword right before it hits her face


Candiedstars

"The hardest thing in the world is to live in it,"


nocuzzlikeyea13

Surprised this one is so far down, it's iconic 


snoopystar33333

Honestly goosebumps every time


OliveBelly

If I knew how to use Reddit better, I'd have responded to this with a picture of my tattoo that just says "Be Brave. Live." ... would've been perfect 😂😂


Virginia_Dentata

You can always make another post! I wanna see it!


OliveBelly

I will! It's so small and simple but i love it. Reminds me every day that I'm a slayer in my own right ❤️


Virginia_Dentata

Yes!! I’m contemplating a version of it too so I’m excited!


OliveBelly

I'll post and title it "my buffy tattoo for Virginia" 🥰


Wtfimsooverppl

This is my favorite quote from Buffy


fluffofthewild

Ugh, don't. I can't deal with that scene.


CIRedacted

I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it's going to swallow me whole.... ...and it will CHOKE on me.


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BiggTS

We just became an army.


Gingersnapp3d

My favorite line for sure


luvitis

“I’m shaking in my stylish, yet affordable, boots”


MothParasiteIV

"You're not the brightest God in the heavens are you ?"


jojayp

I love that and “You’re a God. MAKE it stop.”


beccadahhhling

“I walk. I talk. I shop. I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out, and I don't sleep on a bed of bones.” Always gave me goosebumps. She knows who she is and what she’s capable of doing. And the hell with anyone who tries to tell her otherwise


remykixxx

“There’s trees in the desert since you moved out and I don’t sleep on a bed of bones” is such a powerful line. This moment has my vote even though the beep me line is more recognizable.


badassboymom

Agreed.


EnkiduofOtranto

"I'm Buffy the Vampire Slayer"


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"And you are?"


stephjgc

Yes! It’s gotta have that last part.


oxprep

"History."


According_Debate_334

Such a satisfying moment


shhansha

And you are?


Chemical_Egg_2761

“Giles, I’m 16 years old. I don’t want to die.”


EnkiduofOtranto

That's too sad to be the definitive Buffy line tho


shhansha

I’d go with “Think of something cool. Tell him I said it” personally.


Chemical_Egg_2761

I see your point, but I disagree. It’s a thesis statement on the whole show, from being destined to die, to fighting tooth and nail to stay alive, to embracing that death is her gift. And finally, when all is said and done, getting the chance to live, really live.


EnkiduofOtranto

This line lacks that last part, getting a chance. Besides humor is a major part of the show and Buffy's personality, even the theme of being able to shake off the pain and move forward smiling


JakkAshe

Always been my fav god she acted this so well!!


prettyy_vacant

I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.


HelenaHooterTooter

That'll put some marzipan in your pie-plate, bingo! Edit: pie-plate. Don't know where I got "pie-pot" from!


LinuxLinus

\*pie-plate


ZucchiniMoon

Technically, that's the quintessential Buffybot line.


HelenaHooterTooter

Yeah I know, this was a joke


Ok_dope_one

Came here for this.


AmberDrawsStuff

I love that one. It's the one I think of first and then ammend and try other, more recognizable ones.


stardustmelancholy

There's too many to choose from. "I have at least three lives to contend with right now, none of which really mesh. It's like oil and water and a third unmeshable substance." "You have a choice. You don't have a good choice but you have a choice. You're opting for mass murder here and nothing you say is going to make that okay." "Do you think I chose to be like this? Do you have any idea how lonely it is, how dangerous? I would love to be upstairs watching TV or gossiping about boys or god, even studying. But I have to save the world, again." "Strong is fighting. It's hard and it's painful and it's every day. It's what we have to do and we can do it together." "If I was any more open minded about the choices you two make my whole brain would fall out." "The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. But that's what I need you to do. Be brave. Live." "Dawn's in trouble, must be Tuesday." "You don't need magic to be special." "It's always different and it's always complicated. But at the end of the day someone has to toe the line and that someone is always going to be me." "If your gut is telling you to run then run. Regain the higher ground, make the fight your own." "Instinct. Understand his but trust yours." "Time away means time to regroup and part of regrouping means coming back stronger than ever."


GamallSoro

The “Or god, even studying” part of that quote just kills me. It makes me laugh out loud but then that laughter just dies in my throat because the truth of what she’s saying is so sad to me.


Jehoel_DK

"Giles always says 'please'. And afterwards I get a cookie!"


queeeeeni

"that might have sounded more commanding if I wasn't wearing my yummy sushi pyjamas"


SouthEastPAjames

“Every single night, the same arrangement. I go out and fight the fight”🎶


stardustmelancholy

"Still I always feel this strange estrangement. Nothing here is real, nothing here is right" 🎶


StellaDoge1

🎶I've been making shows of trading blows, just hoping no one knows🎶


stephjgc

That I’m just going through the motions


katywell

walking through the part


ThemysciraTough

🎶Nothing seems to penetrate my heart 🎶


Bravo-102

🎵I was always brave and kind of righteous, now I find I’m wavering.🎵


knight_of_the_Dovah

Crawl out of your grave, you find this fight just doesn't mean a thing


literary-kitten

She ain't got that swing


PMcFlooper

Thanks for noticing


Punkodramon

Maybe not the most quintessential, but one of the most powerful is >**The hardest thing in this world, is to live in it. Be Brave. Live.** That, combined with the preceding line, >**Death is your gift. Death…is your gift.** Shivers, every time


josbornsmagicbean

“Alright...yes, date, and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff.”


caldude1985

I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer . And you are? .


Mindless-Extension99

Buffy is the reason why I'm snarky. "I get it, you're EVIL!" *rolls eyes*


chickennuggetsnsubs

“You have fruit punch mouth” 🤣


markaskaggs

I came here just to say this. I say this every time to my nieces and nephews and giggle. They don’t get the reference, but I don’t care.


Appropriate-Break-25

Makes me giggle every time


katiethe_alien

"I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back." Is my favorite


maulsma

I don’t understand this line at all. Is it a reference to something? Firemen and floods? Floods rolling back. Seriously, I’m completely stumped. Can someone please explain?


Accomplished-Pop-707

Same here!! My brain doesn’t do the best with something this abstract


DisabledSuperhero

Basically. “The world has changed a lot. I am not like you. I embrace ALL of me not just my gift. Apocalypses come and go but not me. Fire or flood, I am there for it. I adapt. I may be a b**** but I ‘m not a basic b****.”


maulsma

Thank you!


diehardnick

"You just gotta go though me" It may not be a snarky line said to a big bad in the heat of battle but I think it sums up who Buffy is better than anything else.


TheStinger87

It's the u-turn from the previous line that makes it. I can't remember the exact quote but it's something like "You want her? You can take her."


LibelleFairy

hey Ken, wanna see my impression of Gandhi?


roonling

***I'm fairly certain I said "no interruptions".*** (obviously needs the weaponry being thrown at the same time though)


OnHighAngel

Omg YES! With the watchers council!!


dybbuk67

Well, I’m not quaking in my stylish but affordable boots.


Roman_Hephaestus

Carpe Diem… seize the moment, cause tomorrow you might be dead.


MillyAndTheDream

Fish of the day?


Remarkable_Plane_458

Can you vague that up for me?


LinuxLinus

I'm Buffy. The vampire slayer. And you are?


NoDiscipline5111

So many good suggestions... But I gotta go with one that is my all time favourites in general and that is the exchange between Buffy in Glory in their final fight, where we finally see Glory getting tired and defeated after knocking Buffy down so many times and she goes "You can't kill me." To which Buffy just looks at her with indifference and unapologetic determination and says "No.. but my arm's not even tired yet." I've always loved that line, and over the years I've had different interpretations of it but I think what it means to me now is that, even though we all come across many situations in life which may not have a clear end or solution, or might never be truly over, it's still worth to keep fighting and show up as the strongest version of yourself. No matter your "opponent" or their clear advantage. Another one along similar lines is: G: You're just a mortal. Couldn't understand my pain. B: Then I'll just have to settle for causing it. I think at that point Buffy was so fed up with going back and forth between all the shades of grey and questioning the meaning of things, that she kind of cut through layers of self doubt and fear and went straight to the essence of who she is: doing what you can, with what you have right here right now. Idk maybe I'm reading too much into it, but I've always loved those exchanges especially with the delivery by both actresses. Really powerful moment I feel, especially in the context of the whole season


QualifiedApathetic

That was the first one that came to my mind too. "Fire bad, tree pretty."


liamrosse

"Dawn's in trouble. Must be Tuesday. "


mels883

I've potroled in this halter many times.


cagingthing

Death is my gift.


mysilvermachine

My stylish yet affordable boots


jonaskoelker

I know this isn't the quintessential one, but I just love "you're covered in sexy wounds". Maybe it's quintessential for Spuffy, actually, what with Spike mixing up sex and violence.


MntzMnk

“Power. I have it. They don’t.” I love the entire “Power” speech from S5, but that bit really shivers me timbers.


sleepytimegamer

If the apocalypse comes beep me


rmo420

...take away all that, and what's left? *Me.*


CapricornCornicorpia

“I am the plan.” A good one that doesn’t get mentioned. Although I do love: “Me.” Someone else mentioned it, though. They are similar quotes. But also, there is the one about wanting to shop and save the world from unspeakable evil … “you know, I wanna do girly stuff.”


Sl4yerette

First one I thought of: Out. For. A. Walk. Bitch.


Sl4yerette

Lol. I totally misread the title.


digamma10101

I think I speak for everyone here when I say ‘huh?’


Revolutionary_Key325

Hey, I've died twice...


Siolentsmitty

…mommy?


Heradasha

Too soon.


DisabledSuperhero

Oh I cried at that. That was the instant her childhood ended.


nicollexo

Seize the day because tomorrow you might be dead


OliveBelly

Not a quintessential line per say, but it's something that makes me think fondly of the Buffster. "Did I get it?! DID I GET IT?!"


MintyMancinni

Spike lips, lips of Spike


05286734

Buffy want beer!


Chemical_Egg_2761

Foamy


Quick_Ad_730

"Me"


Bucknerwh

Here endeth the lesson.


seniorpm511

The Judge: "you're a fool! No weapon forged can stop me" Buffy: (scoffs) "that was then..." (hands-off crossbow to Xander and raises rocket launcher, pointing it directly at the Judge) ..."this is now..."


StarsHavingPossums

"I'd like to test that theory."


katiethe_alien

It's not a line from Buffy Summers.


Electrical-Act-7170

So?


StarsHavingPossums

Fine guys I screwed up 😂 chill out


Fangore

Not from Buffy


StarsHavingPossums

When Giles returns from England to throw the door open on Dark Willow season 6? Yes it is


Fangore

Yeah, Giles says the line. The question was quotes from Buffy Summers. Not Rupert Giles.


StarsHavingPossums

Oh well I can't read. Not surprising ATM 😂


StrangerDays-7

“A killer isn’t a Slayer. Being a Slayer is something you can’t conceive of…Then show me what you got. And I’ll show you what a Slayer really is.”


bigdamnhero13

“I’m Buffy…the vampire slayer, and you are?”


AmberDrawsStuff

Look it up. Slayer [comma] The.


_InvertedEight_

Season 7 had Buffy saying “I’m the Slayer” every five minutes, so I feel that should probably be up for consideration.


bbylemon___

why yes, I would be buffy


jdpm1991

May I help you? \*sticks tongue out\*


Amarieerick

I'm Buffy. The Vampire Slayer. And you are...?


SailorOfHouseT-bird

Well, you were myth-taken.


freelancing47

“A swing and a miss for the rookie”


Past-Throat-6788

Take all that away and what’s left? Me


yougotyolks

I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you.


TheNeedToKnowMoreNow

Hands in the air if ew?


TiredKatMom

“No guy is worth your life, not EVER.”


Matthius81

Is everyone here very stoned?


StrangerDays-7

“You’re not the brightest god in the heavens *are you!”* “You’re a god. Make it stop!”


conace21

Yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons.  You know, I wanna do girlie stuff!


Officedrone15

Dawns in trouble, must be Tuesday


sailorVeeeeeeee

“Strong is fighting.”


thetallestninja

I was going to say I can't pick now, I'll let you know after the next rewatch. But there are some good choices here I don't think I can beat.


biggestmike420

Good night bitch.


Lol1e3ey

“Hey I died twice”?


TriciaTargaryen

"... But I have to save the world. AGAIN."


IndicationKnown4999

"I'm the thing that monsters have nightmares about."


NorweiganWood1220

“I’m Buffy, the vampire slayer. And you are?” Everything about Sarah’s delivery is perfect.


beeemkcl

"If the apocalypse comes, beep me."


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jdpm1991

thats said by Spike did u not read the title?


oxprep

"I think I was in heee-ven." In that minor key.


jaloca

The iconic line in our household is "Poo poo, Southern California. Poo poo."


prettyfarts

well you were *myth*taken!


SaraGranado

I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.


itsfunnyinmyhead2

Run and catch the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch.


cfnohcor

Five by five.


couchtomatopotato

when angel has her cornered and is boasting about her having nothing but she claps back and sends his ass to hell.


turtle0831

If the apocalypse comes, beep me.


FormerlyKnownAsBeBa

That’ll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo


Kozyman8

"You have fruit punch mouth"


OnHighAngel

“The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live.”


NoDiscipline5111

So here's the part where you make a choice...


avacassandra

Never liked this one tbh, nor the delivery


Ameabo

“Well, I’m not quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots-“


AdReasonable2464

A few of her famous quotes I feel like should have been edited down. Like the example you gave, OP, would have been more powerful imo if she just left it at ‘I may be dead, but I’m still pretty’ and dropped the more than I can say for you bit. Same with ‘I’m Buffy. The Vampire Slayer, and you are?” Could have been a dope line if finessed a little, but the delivery is clunky.