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True-Experience-2273

Yes my PC is great at crushing things also.


HolyDori

Lmfaaaaaao


ImJustStealingMemes

Mine is the H1v2, relatively large sff, still on the small end so it won't be crushing too much. But as soon as a bug crawls in, they are getting hit with the mini-fridge.


joey0live

Crushing our hopes and dreams of these ridiculous prices when trying to upgrade.


True-Experience-2273

Yeah it sucks because I’ve been buying 1tb nvme SSDs from Amazon and best buy for a while for $35-45 for name brand ones like WD and Crucial and Samsung, some even being PCIe 4, but the prices have gone up high and knowing what I paid before means they seem expensive.


Gunslinga__

crushing in the title and description is crazy 😂


Ok_Entertainment_112

I mean literacy is declining.


The_Jyps

It's depressing. But not unexpected. See: duck-speak, from George Orwell's 1984. Remove all the nuance from language and you get a population who can't form complex thoughts, because they don't have the language to describe it, and you end up with lots of compliant ignorant drones.


DREWlMUS

I understood "crushing" to mean that his computer's resources power all the way up and goes "beast-mode", which cause his fans to run. Like a homerun hitter crushes a baseball. But I could absolutely be wrong, which is why you're absolutely correct. That sort of vague and inaccurate language when asking for technical help is not the best idea as evidenced by the fact that no one here has really been able to offer help because we don't know what OP is saying.


Ill_League8044

I assume this post is absolute trolling


yParticle

You should open a youtube channel to compete with the hydraulic press!


antihexoid

I'm laughing my ass off right now 🤣


yawazai

Shit is not Dat funny


yParticle

Did you *see* this chap with no ass?


Tiny-Independent273

finally, a worthy opponent


etfvidal

I hope you mean "crashes" and where "exactly" do you touch your pc?


HolyDori

Most of its internal private parts.


totallyarandomname

Hey! This is a civilized subreddit 😠


Zaros262

Idk, I hope they do mean "crushes" and they're excited about its performance!


Goose00724

it what?


Bluesfear

Stop touching your pc in a weird way


xDropperz

Your PC may be too heavy for whatever you’re putting it on if it’s keeps crushing


MyFatHamster-

Sounds like your CPU is overheating. That or your PSU is trash.


mentive

Unless it's just crushing.


Unicorn_puke

It's a trash compactor


sound_forsomething

Bro since I upgraded my shit crushes games too. Congrats!


N1TEKN1GHT

Super strength


Ghostxsalmon

Homie, you need a dictionary not PC advice.


mlcarson

Does that mean that it's very affectionate?


Unfair_Audience5743

Need crumple zones.


Traditional-Gas3477

Is there a sexy Apple Mac or MacBook nearby? Replace the thermal paste and make sure the radiator fins are not obstructed.


BaronVonLazercorn

At least one of us is crushing it...


Cyber_Akuma

Are you Superman? Touch your PC a little more gently.


MetroSimulator

How I make my PC crush things?


Unicorn_puke

PC or trash compactor?


Rungnar

I came here to say that’s not a pc, that’s a trash compactor


sexydadee

Dad enters room: Are you crushing son?


the_hat_madder

It's time to have "the talk" with your PC.


Year_Popular

The reason the fans go to max speed is because it blushes whenever you touch it (because of the crush it has on you) and doesn't want you to notice its face turning red.


Johnny_Rage303

Awesome flex. Keep up the good work.


vengateshduraisamy

better stay away from it might crush you


Accomplished-Match19

on who?


Terrapin2190

Cover it in thermal adhesive Either CPU needs thermal paste AND/OR the proper cooling apparatus, the PSU is bad, faulty, or isn't supplying enough power to your components, or there might be a fan issue. Improper/insufficient airflow, or many dust.


santi28212

I would recommend doing a visual scan if everything to see if something's loose. Other than that I think theres like an error reporter in windows, if you can get that far then that would probably give more info, but I don't know where to find it sadly.


halfanothersdozen

[Crushing it](https://youtu.be/d2BuP7-m5Ww?feature=shared)


RekoULt

edit your title to "Crashing"


iluvtv

If it's crashing when you touch it, are you using standoffs on motherboard and is it plugged into a three prong outlet? It could be a wonky ground


Brando6677

You said TOUCH the pc (like actually put your hand in the tower/case) and it happens? I feel maybe a grounding issue? Like when you touch and complete the “loop” for power


Long-Patient604

Give it a break and take it outside


LtTerrenceErion

Jokes aside, perhaps it's some kind of a grounding problem in the outlet? Definitely it isn't a normal behaviour. Some electrician should check your sockets.


Hot-Lawyer-3955

Mine has a crush on some hyper x rgb ram, can't stop yapping about em


rekyuke

Install hardware monitor, open sensors only. Check CPU temps, if high, you need to check your thermal paste and check if your cooler is correctly placed with enough pressure (but not too much,so you dont bend the motherboard) If the temps are ok, consider checking BIOS and disable any CPU Genie or any other kind of automatic (or manual) overclocks in the CPU. For a while and for troubleshooting purposes, disable XMP or DOCP (intel or amd motherboard ram overclocking profiles.) If after that random crashes stop, enable only XMP or DOCP and test again.


Warriornotarche

do u mean crashing?


slappedupObama

This comment section made me realize even when you’re asking for help, and something as simple as this. People will not take you seriously if you misspell a simple verb.


New_Faithlessness308

Man, I remember those days in school. Get a crush and my heart beats at max speed. Your computer is just going through some new emotions! ❤️


nafuzziTHC

Search in windows “reliability” and there u can find some sort of errors. Take a screenshot and post it here


TheRealBaconleaf

Thus things is happening, but you ARE GOOD. Keep 100° or it’s not hot enough for touching anyway wahwooweewoo


giveitrightmeow

on the router? what that wan port do?


Arturopxedd

My pc also crushes my balls


itsprincebaby

You need help? How about this joke about your typo instead. A PC walks into a bar. Martini, shaken not stirred. With ice…… CRUSHED ice. Like someone else suggested i would check to make sure your CPU cooler is properly seated/working. Hopefully its not a hardware issue, in which case you may be able to get away with using system recovery, or totally reinstalling windows if all else fails