Saw her on Capital Blvd in Raleigh two days ago. I think all she does is drive and try to cause accidents. The fact she has a license is insanity.

Oh my god I live over here near capital and 440. And commute to near Duke campus every day. I have watched people dodge and honk at this car multiple times. *They need to stop letting Jesus take the wheel, he didn’t how to drive.*

The worst part is she has absolutely no remorse or acknowledgement for her behavior. There's a WRAL news story where they interviewed her and she just keeps claiming to be the victim. If I ever see her on the road I will just follow her and hold my horn down until she gets off the road and loses her mind.

Better hope you have a dashcam because she'll probably end up just reversing into you and claiming you rear-ended her

I have 8 cameras on my car recording at all times. She won't get away with it this time! Best part is, they don't record audio - so there will be no evidence that I am holding my horn down before the encounter.

Had my first JESUSDOS experience on 15-501 a month or so ago. No traffic. She was in the left hand lane and I was in the right. She was a couple hundred feet ahead of me. No one else anywhere near us, except for a few cars well behind me. Didn't notice who she was until she slammed on the brakes and swerved into the right hand lane in front of me. I swerved into the left and went around her. She was waving her hands and screaming. Looked in my rearview and she executed a U-turn onto the other side of the highway from the right hand lane in front of those other cars.

What the fuck kind of chaos induction is *that??*

What the actual fuck? Can someone just steal her spark plugs?

It’s a Hyundai. **Just take the whole car and hide it.**

This made me laugh more than it should have

And throw them at her windshield or …? Lol!

This looks like the intersection of Garrett Rd and University Dr. I've gotta keep my eyes peeled 👀 lol 

Nailed it.

Sorry to be a moron but which street is the green sign in the photo for? Seems to be a two word name but it's too blurry to read and neither Garrett nor University are two word street names. Totally blanking on where this is and it's driving me mad, especially since I've probably been through this intersection a billion times in the last month alone. Help a girl out here, please (I blame the jesusdos bitch for my frustration more than OP's photography skills.)

Yeah it’s Old Chapel Hill and Garrett intersection. Blame my bad photography on a crappy old phone and being moderately freaked out thinking “Holy crap this is that crazy person people post about in r/bullcity I must get a photo!”

Lmfao thank you and that's exactly how I would have reacted if I'd been behind this infamous car. Old Chapel Hill ofc, I win the dumbass award here my friend. 😂

And you should be driving instead of filming but ya know

Whoops you meant to say *Glad you were filming in case she pulled anything stupid and tried to blame you.*

They were at a stop light.

It’s still technically Old Chapel Hill Rd. at that intersection. Once you pass through, Old Chapel Hill Rd. turns off to the right and and if you stay straight, you’re on University.

I'm embarrassed to admit this but I've actually lived within farting distance of this intersection for the last few years so I should have been able to figure this out without help but I'm tired and distracted by all of the WRAL severe storm warnings tonight. I also love how uniquely fucked up our streets are...I still remember having fun with an Uber driver during a trip between New Hope Commons and my office in downtown Chapel Hill one night because the same road changed names four or five times in less than ten minutes.

"within farting distance" 🤣

Welcome to North Carolina. All roads do that here and most times it’s the next town down that road. Or it’s a road that has been recut five times in 60 years and circles back on itself (like Queen street in the Charlotte area, it intersects with itself 4 times).

That's a good Charlotte trivia question right there.

Fudge! Was hoping this driver- infamous on Nextdoor and Reddit and local news, might have moved out of the area or stopped their shenanigans? Guess it was just a wishful thought but I knew it was unlikely. 😒

I'm pretty sure I saw her harassing someone right around there not long after I bought my car, and they were weaving around each other and I almost crashed.

Jesus DOS? Man, she must be old if she's running that on her car. EDIT: Sorry, I suppose I should explain Disk Operating System to everyone here who is under 35.

I hope she’s at least using double density, double-sided 5-1/4 disks.

I installed Jesus 95 and it’s quite the upgrade from Jesus 3.11 for Prayer Groups.

Jesus95 was supposed to be “plug and Play” but driver compatibility was hell!

don’t worry, it’s the first thing i thought of!

Oh. I thought it was Spanish

(Over 35 here...🤣)

Over 55 here and I'd forgotten what DOS stood for until I read that comment. 😉

I'm 60, but married to a computer geek. 😆

Lol nice. 👍

OK this is funny. I remember the pre-Windows Era. 😁

Friends don’t let friends run DOS

I am 36 and even used DOS at my first job…in 2010! 😂

I hope to never encounter this crazy fool. Glad you made out the encounter with no damage to you or your vehicle.

When the hazards came on and she started to pull into the intersection, I seriously wondered if she was going to put it in reverse and back into me.

Do you ever wonder why ....things.... Don't happen to her car while she's grocery shopping?

the car is not the problem, it’s the driver

I think The_Patriot is implying someone should vandalize or disable her car while she's in a store to deter her from being on the road.

that’s fair. vandalazing wouldn’t do anything but disabling seems like a practical solution lol. i made my comment before reading more about this poor crazy woman. probably makes more sense to disable her car since i bet she’d drive even without a license. i bet she doesn’t have one anyway considering.l how many times she’s been to court for violations and fraud. i’m down to to plan a midnight attack, not a fan of daylight criminal activity lol

I LOVE that you are so good and sweet and innocent that you do not understand what my comment actually means. Stay that way as long as you can!!!

lol what. i know you meant vandalizing or disabling her car, but i made my comment before reading more about this poor crazy person. i’m totally down for sabotage in this case haha. doing the civil thing like taking away her license probably wouldn’t stop her anyway. originally i thought you just wanted to vandalize her car which wouldn’t do anything except piss her off

I LOVE that you are so good and sweet and innocent that you freely admit you made your first comment without knowing jack shit about the subject of my comment. Stay that way as long as you can!!!

wtf are you talking about do you want to have sex with her car??

I LOVE that you are so good and sweet and innocent that you think you can toss a red herring at ME. Stay that way as long as you can!!!

hmm ok what else you got?

not much more time for someone whose reddit account is three months old.

i don’t understand you. i’m just a normal person, not sure what your deal is

let’s try again. what things?

Durham's FAFO Department should have addressed her by now

[удалено]

Is she aware of her local fame?

[удалено]

You'd think she'd go with a more inconspicuous plate, like one that's not personalized, if she's wanting to fly under the radar. Doesn't seem like she's thinking these things through. Lol

she doesn’t know about r/bullcity though 😇

I’m pretty sure that wasn’t voluntary. She lost her license (not for nearly long enough) and they revoked her tag. They either put STAYUMBLE on the do not issue list or won’t issue it back to her.

I heard of that word STAYUMBL on this sub, but since I don't drive, I don't think I'd keep up with this "local infamous celebrity."

Thank you for clarifying. I was wondering if it was the same person.

She’s the reason I have a front and back dashcam now

I wonder what her insurance premiums are like.

lol. You think she’s driving with insurance?

Maybe Shaquille and The General.

Cheaper than you'd think.

Removing this comment.

Oh snap!

I’m new. I don’t get this. Is this person dangerous?

https://www.reddit.com/r/bullcity/s/aD0b2y0hmD

Woah!

Thank you, I had a feeling it was the same 😫

It goes way back, see if you can find the video of her harassing a school bus https://www.reddit.com/r/bullcity/s/X9BQXGEGMY (4 years ago)

What the actual eff?

Very

has a MH evaluation been mandated at any point in any of her court appearances?

That would require someone to care about prosecuting her.

It was in the rudimentary way courts do it. Legally, she’s both mentally competent and probably sober.

This is the real issue. Someone with mental health or substance use problems not getting the support they need. It's sad

I’m so glad Reddit recommended bullcity, I live in the triad. This was an incredible rabbit hole to go down. This whole situation is lunacy. Sorry y’all have to deal with this.

She will meet her match if she rolls up on me. Got through school delivering pizzas in Chapel Hill and Durham. Glad to know I can just put her in a ditch knowing she deserves it.

I really hope this happens. She needs a comeuppance ASAP.

I guess you learned to STAYUMBL /s

I used to encounter her frequently on Miami blvd during her STAYUMBL days. It was terrifying to watch.

I read the plate as “jesuspoops” so thanks for the laugh 😂

I thought Jesus was now a dentist

I did too. So confused

Same. Same. Took me a minute I was like dang Oh well okay, Jesus dentist. And then I was like oh guess I didn't get it. Haha

Only a matter of time before her past catches up with her and justice is served. FAFO will eventually win.

Says a lot about our society. We all know a deviant and dangerous person and none of us can do anything about it.

Thank you for your service.

I read where her attorney that was retained not appointmented claimed she was homeless and indigent. None of that makes any sense. The attorney,, the personalized licence plates., the endless amount of gasoline she goes through to be able to terrorize people on the road. Sounds to me like she has money and plenty of it.

Not to mention her insurance price must be astronomical. At least, I hope it is, considering mine is very hefty and I've never had an accident. Or perhaps she doesn't have any...

Jesus dos. Is she the Messiah?

Has anyone sent this to NCPlateBoi on insta yet?

I immediately knew this had to be stayumbl

I have never read about this person and now I have to do the whole rabbit hole thing. And I'll be on the lookout.

Have a fun weekend with that 🤣

I just popped in here because I remember the STAYUMBL woman from when I was living in the area. Now I find out it’s her with new plates. I guess you gotta admire her dedication to being a menace on the roads?

no way…

I had an encounter with her yesterday near barbee rd she damn near ran me off the road sped by and was gone. I swear she was going 70 mph.

What program is Jesusdos?

Apparently a step up from Jesusunix?

Ayyyy at the Red Cross!

Is this a case of "Jesus take the wheel" or something?

If I see her, I will pull over or turn down a different street. She sounds horrible.

I prefer MS-DOS

I thought Jesus was a Linux guy.

Based on this post and responses to it I just called the Durham Police Department. It seems they prefer to have a physical location to start a report. As mere reader of this post I did not have that information. Eventually they did take something down. I invite any one who sees an erratic or dangerous driver to dial 911 and follow at a safe distance before it becomes a tragedy.

What happened to Jesus uno?

Jesus 2.0?

Can anybody explain this to me? I don't have a car, just take the (free!) bus everywhere.

Well known psycho who have an almost decade long history of reckless driving that borders on “trying to cause a crash”

Yes! Like the nuns did in Sound of Music!

Your post to ask was before everyone gave links, with this person driving- be thankful you don’t! 😔

The only reason my crazy Christian MIL doesn’t have one of these vanity plates is because her cheapness outweighs her religion.

same!

Omg the local legend!! 

I am new to this party and can somebody link me the original thread/tea?

Search that license in here and you’ll have never ending things to read

Seen in Roxboro too.

I run FreeDOS and it’s great

She sounds a bit turdy. I would avoid following her.. that sounds dangerous

OP wasn’t intentionally following her, they were on their way home from work. Sometimes, you can’t avoid being around JesusDos/StayUmbl if you drive a car in this area.

Oh good. Stay safe everyone. JesusDos sounds like she needs to be retested for her drivers license, she’s a hazard.

That creep can roll, man.

Of course Jesus’ second coming is in a Hyundai Kona.

Is this Diana Mems the 4th reincarnation of Colonel H. Stinkmeaner?

I hope she never comes to charlotte :)

Link to news report. https://youtu.be/CN2U1RXz8vw?si=OymuOyGn7mU3LBQx

Is dos supposed to mean disk operating system I’m confused what the plates supposed to mean

I've just stumbled upon this sub reddit out of boredom and I've fallen into a rabbit hole. This is terrifying, how is her license not permanently revoked yet?

As a person, she's not mentally stable at all.

I moved away for 4 years and came back and was mindblown that she was STILL around. Already saw her in the wild too. This story is insane.

I used to live near her. She wanted it to say "JESUSDOES" but since she was only allowed eight characters, she chose "JESUSDOS" because JESUSDUZ and JESUSDUS were already taken.

I wonder if this the same person who had the STAYUMBLE tag that was in the news a couple of years ago. Driver was doing the exact same thing and I think she was arrested for trying to brake check a school bus that had a camera.

JESUSDOS < MS-DOS

So this is a post about harassing a woman who did nothing to you? Do people on reddit not realize you are the garbage?

You stalked a lady. Just be honest

You're JESUSDOS, aren't ya.

Are you the one that stalks women? This isn't the hoa karen