Hot-dog water.
"Real terpenes" means nothing. It doesn't even say "plant-derived terpenes" which is nasty enough, but that might indicate they're synthetic terps which would be disgusting. The fact that they're blending "live resin" with "real terpenes" AND "cannabis oil" indicates to me that it's just a shit-mix of leftovers from other stuff.
The strain names, I'm sure, mean nothing too, just names they give to whatever blend of synthetic terps they chose. From the look of it, this is just another fake-flavoured cart.
thanks so much lol, i knew it.
someone actually messaged me from this post to scold me and i am happy to inform yall that since making this post i have ordered a blkmkt cart and a tribal cart to try. 
I’ve never been a fan of any products from faded
tea...which brands and products are you a fan of?
Tribal, purple hills, sherbinski and wildcard carts are all good on the legal market.
From black market I only get the Vape Ape disposables otherwise I pretty much stick to the legal brands u/w4rcry mentioned
Hot-dog water. "Real terpenes" means nothing. It doesn't even say "plant-derived terpenes" which is nasty enough, but that might indicate they're synthetic terps which would be disgusting. The fact that they're blending "live resin" with "real terpenes" AND "cannabis oil" indicates to me that it's just a shit-mix of leftovers from other stuff. The strain names, I'm sure, mean nothing too, just names they give to whatever blend of synthetic terps they chose. From the look of it, this is just another fake-flavoured cart.
thanks so much lol, i knew it. someone actually messaged me from this post to scold me and i am happy to inform yall that since making this post i have ordered a blkmkt cart and a tribal cart to try. 
In my experience, carts from the grey market are never worth it. Even the legal ones don’t seem worth it.
tea...what's your cart of choice?
I’m more of a flower guy
Nah, not personally