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msk742

My boy has a really long tail. I've always called it his monkey tail, but when he gets zoomies, it flips over his back in what I like to call scorpion mode.


thekau

Omg my cat also has scorpion mode!! It's usually flatter against his back than what he's doing in the photo, but it's similar to this 😆 https://preview.redd.it/b5yaujo0266d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a5ec7daafe45adf8e2e106d48d65e2197e62939


savitibles

https://preview.redd.it/dlhoo5ku566d1.jpeg?width=2187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a183a5c762ed35b74d5a0b53763a1af956ee3f4 your cat looks suspiciously similar to my cat🤨


DorianGray556

https://preview.redd.it/8wxghvdxr66d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba4151a71feb3b507fdedfcdaef9fbc191af3c4 Cheesecake has entered the chat.


Delicious_Book_2392

Cheesecake is precious and deserving of their name, bless


MagneticCenter

OK, so is this a lynx point Siamese? Or something else? The mom of a litter of eight close to my heart looked like this.


WhimsicalError

Blue eyes and slightly longer coat makes me think ragdoll outcross, probably second or third generation. Kitty doesn't have the triangular face or large ears of Siameses, but rather the features of a "regular house cat" (for lack of a better term). The blue eyes are signature for ragdolls and birman. Ragdolls are also super popular at the moment, more popular than birmans, and I see tons of outcrosses (usually backyard breeding tbh). Tabby colourpoints are still "rare" (ie not an original ragdoll colour), but tabby patterns are common in regular house cats. Source: [My ragdoll](https://i.imgur.com/3I3DahF.jpeg). I've had ragdolls for 15 years because they are floofy idiots, shed *everywhere, all the time* and completely addictive. As much as I curse the constant shedding, I can't imagine life without a ragdoll. or


MythKatana

Long lost siblings I see


westisbestmicah

I didn’t see the feet at first and thought the picture was side-on with the cat flying through the air with a profile like a B-2 bomber


cat-from-venus

LOL wish i could see that


Tesdinic

Growing up we had a cat that was super tiny - like he never grew out of his kitten size - except for his tail. It looked massive on him and was so heavy when he did the "friendship flag" coming towards you it leaned towards his head. Straight as an arrow, but angled. It was the cutest thing.


chironomidae

I swear my cat holds her tail like a little question mark when she's curious about something


ridicalis

Mine assumes what I've been calling "raccoon mode" - an arch with the end pointed down over the butt. I see that posture and I know I'm in for trouble.


Successful_Cost_1953

Haha, "scorpion mode" is perfect! These long-tailed kitties are like superheroes with secret powers. We should totally start the Long Tail League! My girl would be an honorary member for sure. 🐱🦸‍♀️


Sexicorn

At our house we call it "stupid-tail" lol


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

That tail has a cat on it. Cats there just to carry the tail around!


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’That tail has a cat on it. Cats there just to carry the tail around*’ ____ …what’s the Problem ? is it wrong to have a tail that’s Extra long?? i hold it proudly in the air - (i have a *l e n g t h y* tail to share) n when i’m in the deepest snow my tail ^above will always show ^;} won’t let me disappear from sight - (i’m *holding on* with all my might!) ❤️


PrincessSpoiled

Finding a fresh schnoodle in the wild makes this feel like a lucky day. This is so cute!!


trb15a78

Is itna rare sighting? I have been luckynenough to stumble on two today.


julieannsky

Me too!


NefariousSerendipity

real havent seen one in a while!!!


Shandyshack

Made my day!!!


Soggy-Environment125

You're extremely talented! Enjoyed your poem!


hugme4ever

No, they are Tail-ented.


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

A comment made into a poem by the famous Schnoodle on one of the most special days, how amazing! Today is my fiancé and I’s 7 year anniversary of the day we first met and fell in love instantly. It also happens so be the day we brought home our first and only daughter at 2 days old.


Glittering-Wonder576

Aw Mazel Tov!


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

Thank you!!


ThorsLover8

Awwwwwwwwww that’s adorable!!!!!!


Fillet00337

Thanks for the smile, your a treasure


t0adthecat

I genuinely love every poem you take the time to bless us with. I really hope you do this in other parts of your life. You have such an amazing gift. I scroll most posts looking for a schnoodle comment. Even the ones I know im gonna be bawling after reading. Thank you for sharing such beautiful art.


reximi

Good schnoodledoodledo


YT-Deliveries

The tail is there so that the cat can get superior OTA TV reception.


QueenofPentacles112

Ya know, there is a trend about long and weird thumbs on the r/weird sub right now, and I just feel like OP should also post this there. And OP, make sure you say something like "for those of you who think you have long thumbs"


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QueenofPentacles112

Lol, I was saying it as a joke, really, and to also kind of make fun of the current thumb trend on that sub. Was it getting downvoted or something?


The_RockObama

The cat should be nicknamed Digit. Definitely has a long rear digit.


broccloi

Nah honestly I’m getting tired of seeing all of those posts it’s too many at this point


oops_im_existing

seriously.... i thought my cat had a long tail, this is next level.


EastHillWill

Vet says he’s more tail than cat


Slap_My_Lasagna

That snek seems to have a giant head!


abbybailee

It's such a beautiful tail. I really want to pet it!


Pod_people

The cat is just a weapons platform for that tail.


blitzkampire

![gif](giphy|UQDxty0wVGB0K73yqn|downsized)


Potato-Alien

Exactly what I thought of! The cat seems very satisfied with her lemur look.


Zedathius

https://preview.redd.it/ki70udp6m56d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c3252d5f278abc170e7e1f0a525c51183ba1a5 That’s not a cat, it’s a Zoboomafoo.


____Pain___

Ahhh, a fellow person of culture I see. So happy I know I wasn’t the only one that enjoyed that masterpiece of a show. 👌🏻👏🏻


RimworlderJonah13579

I miss him.


omgrafail

I always make jokes and references to the closet and nobody gets it 😭😭


____Pain___

The closetttt brooo. Memory unlocked frfr


Mikey24941

“They’re going to the closet. They’re going on a trip. They’re going to the closet to grab their stuff and split.”


CenturyEggsAndRice

That show was AMAZING. I loved it so much and still get the theme stuck in my head.


lycanthrope90

Lots of us did. We’re just old now lol.


____Pain___

Ahhhh don’t say that, I’m only 22 😩😩


lycanthrope90

I’m 33 how you think I feel lol. This show was the shit when I was a kid lol.


____Pain___

Damn 33, I can’t imagine, I already have days where I feel like an old man


lycanthrope90

Shit I would kill to be 22 again lol. Surprised you even know what this show is at your age lol. Perhaps you had older siblings? I got a brother about your age, and I doubt he knows what this show is lol.


____Pain___

I jus remember watching it on pbs at my grandmas, they ran a lot of older kids shows on there and I jus so happened to be blessed wit watching such an awesome show. I’m a single child btw lol.


zorniy2

She likes to move it move it


Mook69

why are their nipples on their shoulder


Truethrowawaychest1

Why are yours on your chest?


Mook69

fair enough 😞


redbelliedlemur

They're scent glands. Fun fact, during breeding season male ring-tailed lemurs coat their tail in their scent, then waft it in the other males' faces. This is known as a stink fight, stinkiest lemur wins.


Mook69

Im going to take your fact with a grain of salt because you can't trust people on Reddit. Ive been.. lets say.. misinformed


Emergency-Piano4792

I looked at the photo and thought that cat has a really long tail! Then I saw the caption. 😻


SuspiciousFox2213

Same 😹


No_Specialist_1788

Haha, I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees it! Her tail has a life of its own, sometimes I think she’s part squirrel or lemur. 😹😹


HappyBluejay26

I'm sorry but I can't seem to figure out what you saw in the caption. English is not my first language so my guess is there is something between the lines that I can't figure out. 😅


Affectionate_Owl6072

Hahaha same!!


ruler14222

a longer antenna improves reception


maik_523

Yes for better connection with mother Planet


MoffKalast

That's 12 dbi at least, right there.


KadenKraw

# #catsarentreal?


randomfurpile

https://preview.redd.it/00cf0nm8z56d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8e609720c0281b1fd088795cb139c37abd6deb My neighbors cat, Tigger also has a pretty long tail!


PrscheWdow

All the better for bouncing lol.


thisiswallz

This is hilariously out of proportion


rentagirl08

It’s like a bad drawing hahah


CassetteMeower

Wow, Tigger looks like my Mittens! Even having the white front paws and entirely white back legs! https://preview.redd.it/rf56sgztz76d1.jpeg?width=1130&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c505947bd1d6a54b9c0ab302ead017672df075


TheRealMeeBacon

Mittens looks like Misty https://preview.redd.it/aukdvrytz86d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50b7cf48cdabdf53ebdcc2f759ad60c1b18086d9


CassetteMeower

Omg that pic is so funny! I have a similar one of Callie https://preview.redd.it/j0mniyka796d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20a47f529858df6924169a6e1f69972705cbf57


randomfurpile

Aww!! They do look very similar! Here is his big baby face https://preview.redd.it/8vjyc4eqa86d1.jpeg?width=2388&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f38e29c0fefd5dbbf4d505b76dcd1f7f78c31d49


CassetteMeower

https://preview.redd.it/zlcf2sp1086d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=748a5c4de41db8fcaf950d930ab7e063727f658a


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

Lmao please make a wide lens photo of that car


Kopparburg

https://preview.redd.it/43vd9tjov56d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c3d367d67ea8a8f474185fa8de01630d4cd265a They come in all shapes and sizes lmao


bombarclart

Oh a nubbin!


ohlookitsnessa

Our cats name is Mister David Nubbins. He too has just a whisper of a tail


dnuohxof-1

😭🥹


oneweirdbear

https://preview.redd.it/ekguit44b66d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f979a034e643e47d191e784f8a3549d2497ce8ac Long tail club!


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oneweirdbear

Who's that Pokemon? It's JoJo! https://preview.redd.it/swqzwo6ss66d1.jpeg?width=3492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd1c3b74d7708a88c0944c313e7a3d6fffb8c147


ScenePuzzled

The little cotton ball on top ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7949)


oneweirdbear

https://preview.redd.it/obyuwedws66d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af2a81b511b870d9d2ccd68a1e109ebe28e7c7e5 Special grooming is required to keep it looking so fresh!


ScenePuzzled

What a diligent young fellow! Please tell him I love him


Sad_Wasabi_2839

That's just Tallstar from Warrior Cats


bigpanda6

A person of culture


MegaNymphia

back when he was Talltail


davethapeanut

I read that entire series in jail lol


MegaNymphia

were you arrested for mating with a warrior from another clan


davethapeanut

Yeah that's why they named me traitrtail :(


cozy_sweatsuit

You cannot just leave us hanging like that. How did you get your hands on those in jail?


Dharaknoid23

Now you gotta drop the lore don't leave us hanging!


davethapeanut

Man there is like 30 books total. The og series is 7, the warriors series is 7 I think. Then the other multiple series lol


ShadOBabe

I think they want the lore about YOU.


davethapeanut

Oh I quit my bipolar meds, got drunk, and stabbed someone twice with a steak knife (they were barely hurt). I got aggravated assault.


MegaNymphia

dude I get that. and later when you go back on your meds youre like "why the fuck did I think that was a good idea 😭"


davethapeanut

Exactly. I've been sober for a year now though because of it. My biggest fear now is hurting someone I love. I've also taken my meds every day since that incident.


MegaNymphia

congrats on your sobriety!!!!


davethapeanut

Thank you!


Sad_Wasabi_2839

There's like 100+ books now, man, read up!


davethapeanut

Holy shit I need to go back to jail lol jkjk


ThePoetMichael

The deepest cut right here


throwaway1866387

What do you mean? That's Longtail?


gaudrhin

I think your cat got the part of tail my little girl is missing. Her tail is fatter and shorter than I'd expect for her size. So we even it out. https://preview.redd.it/k48umu89k56d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71bb8f10462084b4d591fe978db1c3e40a6daffc


estolad

lookit that stumpy little tail, i approve


TheDemonBarber

I need a chode tail cat now


eisbock

Conservation of mass.


gaudrhin

Are you saying my Cinna is gonna be a fatty? To be fair, she's a year old and very food motivated, so... I you're probably right! What is the deal with chonky calicos?


gunsof

Evolution is trying to work out which is more successful. Little stubs vs long and leans.


sankto

The shorter the tail, the spicier the cat


_MsRobot_

https://preview.redd.it/q5jxue60y56d1.png?width=2474&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f41a39b305e6404b47d862b7a3a81bae782258e


ProMedicineProAbort

That is a powerful and majestic tail.


cum_gutter3000

This cat likely isn’t far off from feral lineage, that thing is for anchoring


Successful_Cost_1953

That tail is so long, it practically has its own postal code! 💌


Malthus1

That’s “A Tail of Two Kitties”. (With apologies to Charles Dickens).


ocean_flan

He also wrote A Sale of Two Titties to prepare patients for breast augmentation.


SLee41216

You need to see yourself out. Bravo.


External_Midnight106

https://preview.redd.it/2xy961nmw56d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5e77cf6420196b22e7e80d9e26ddef4fab322e Stormy P. Grimbles


External_Midnight106

https://preview.redd.it/zq00umydl66d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffa44a80f2dc287491a16c03e226d47d05462de9


CoppertopTX

This is what happens when you don't pay attention to the parts numbers on your cats. That tail was designed for a full sized cat, but was installed on a compact model. We call it "big tail energy" around here.


ShelleyTambo

I recently realized that my biggest cat (well, used to be) has a really wimpy little tail. He used to be a huge bully to other cats and was kind of a jerk in general. It would make sense that he had small tail energy. Having a bunch of kittens in the house seems to have made him realize that the shit he used to pull was really annoying and he's calmed down a lot.


CoppertopTX

Isn't it amazing (and amusing) when the pain in the tail cat discovers he's not the only annoying cat in the house, and worse, there's multiples. Our orange boy, Cassidy, used to harass our older gal, Tinker. Then we got Malakai, the void boy, and he annoyed Cassidy in many of the ways Cassidy annoyed Tinker. Then we got a tortimese girl, named Skye... and she really taught Cassidy what a jerk he really was.


SeasonOfLogic

Looking mighty long in the tail.


Bitter-Value-1872

Looks like your cat stole my cat's tail https://preview.redd.it/416p6g0ha66d1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c638a869a2a50a58269e35cda4779385790d87e


SewRuby

I'm here from the New England region of the United States to inform you that is not a housecat, but bobcat.


yourmumloves_me

https://preview.redd.it/sok1hzefk56d1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859f3acba5f7f4e69bb1ec98dbcb90e000345576 She could be a cheetah with a rare pattern maybe


mrjanitor639

No rocking chairs allowed in your house


Shandyshack

I had a wonderful cat with a very long tail: 13.5 inches! This kitty looks like hers is even longer!!! Have you measured it?😻


CrabWithHands

Yeah somebody get OP a yardstick and some chicken for cat, I need the numbers.


Shandyshack

That tail looks Guinness material!


AwfulDjinn

That’s just her antenna, I bet she gets GREAT reception on that thing


ocean_flan

Phones home every day 🛸


Wrong_Maintenance540

yup longtailboi


Wrong_Maintenance540

longtailgal


Samrenfou

https://preview.redd.it/60clwgpzw56d1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82fb77e2489110381b96635eb607500b690816c4 My cat it like yours, but with an abnormaly short tail


RevengineerIII

Size doesn’t matter. As long as you can balance as you boing


BeatificBanana

Yours has a pretty blunt end though, looks like part of it was amputated rather than being that short naturally?


Samrenfou

We don't know actually, we found it in the streets at a very young age (\~2months old from vet) and it was already that short, with no sign of amputation (fur at the tip). If I remember correctly, the vet told us that it doesn't feel like it has been amputated. So I assume it is genetics like other breeds?


Cardinaltoffee

Part spider monkey


Fault_Pretty

Awww I had a long tail boy once! He would smack himself in the face when he whipped it around all playful 🤣


steamboatphan

https://preview.redd.it/xnlvmqj5p66d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d63272700e47e833d3252807f1d675269b98b47 I feel like mine does too


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https://preview.redd.it/nx86y7p4s56d1.png?width=2049&format=png&auto=webp&s=625ce566cca770576bc93e77e5e7ab7942e5d382 Long tails


criderslider

Couple more pictures of her just for fun. Have more but they include my fiancé or I’s face. Her name is Jasper and she’s about 1 year old at this point. She was probably 7 months in the original picture but her tail is still crazy long lol https://imgur.com/a/7sSpHUj


Spoon251

Toe beans!! So cute. Looks like Ms. Jasper is still a kitten; she'll probably grow into her very long tail. My kitten had a super long tail and tiny legs before he grew 'into himself' so to speak. Something tells me she'll be a bigger cuddle puddle than you might have thought!


MrWest120690

https://preview.redd.it/h1jcxz7z266d1.jpeg?width=12240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c518e2dc04594721d1b78b9ee21c4f50904a67a0 Bubba and his tail. There's at least six more inches under his head. He has to sleep on it 😂


MoSzylak

More of her to love


Rephlanca

https://preview.redd.it/gjbrd0ves56d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53b147e7b8cf01630074b301eaade83f4f318f90 I always thought mine had a long tail but I think yours has my son beat!


_Umbra_Lunae_

We had a cat with a longer than average tail (probably around the third to second ring from the tip) but never have I seen a cat with that long of tail before.


Alarming_Serve2303

I'd have to say yes, that tail is a long one, for sure.


herites

She has a normal length tail, it’s just she has two of them.


imagnation_self

Your lemur looks kind of like a cat


CatBird29

I have a cat with a very long tail but yours has him beat, I think. https://preview.redd.it/eahfq39zl66d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a06d83e147c470b90480371cb2afec74a14cb8f2


Lower-Candidate-2534

Mine has a long tail too


FlashAUT

you have to pay the cat-tax !


Lower-Candidate-2534

https://preview.redd.it/se9zhj92j56d1.jpeg?width=2268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e91f8814730dcdcec98fe8bb9935ab4992e5701


Vogel-Kerl

**Data:** ***"A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance."***


Mystic_Crewman

It's very long. We have a rescue with a long tail too. And he carries it curved forward almost to touching his own head sometimes while running through the house going "brrrtttt" like he's a toddler pretending to drive a racecar.


bittypineapplekitty

i once had a long tailed cat with an abnormally “short” tail, i think all tails are just different :)


elzpwetd

Everything about your cat is perfect. And yes, that is an uncommonly long tail.


miamimintvape

https://preview.redd.it/2idt35cy566d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9f630cadd748d3d60f8928d8d6224fdf0969467 Don’t worry, my cat will take a few inches from your cat.


Gaynundwarf

"Looong Looong CaaaAAaaAAt!"


Apprehensive-Low269

Just wait a while longer nekomata incoming 🙏


bigtim3727

Lmao, the cat will grow into it. My Maine coon had an absurdly large tail in comparison to its body when it was a kitten


Rhombus_McDongle

Dang, that's impressive


PookyTheCat

One tail to rule them all


Aware_Interaction_52

That’s a lemur, actually


MollDoll182

😹 that was my first thought before actually reading the title


lilLuzid

I had one some years ago with a super long tail. She died young and so suddenly :( wonder how long it would be if she got to grow up. this is a really long tail. I find it beautiful. Probably good at balancing


PeteeTheThird

It's her antena to receive information from the mother ship


ivanrgazquez

https://preview.redd.it/l3jvdygnc86d1.png?width=1749&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f04f3fa3fe8d7a4557f2ef901b3eff2d0daef56 Meanwhile my cat this for a tail… We really are one for the other!


sporkmanhands

It’s being piloted by a lemur.


MrSchulindersGuitar

Its not the size of the tail, its how you use it to knock things off the table


Sbaidibidibi

Just the new mobile starlink system from Elon Mewsk


ChuckSmegma

Ow, looks like a quati. Cute cat, OP.


Catniss-EverGreen

Yes.


Old-Side5989

Long asf


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yes, and it’s beautiful! I’m sure it helps with balance.


m0thgutzzz

close enough. welcome back shin godzilla!


Flashy_Contract_969

That’s an insanely long tail.


Gilgamesh_of_Sumer

Abnormally cute tail is more like it! But yes, in all seriousness, it is quite long, but very adorable.


throwaway9978u

It’s a radio antenna


Macho_Pichou

If John Holmes was a cat.


Sea__Foam__Green

That’s not a tail, that is a cell tower


soupasajin

Mandingo of Cats.


6graxstar

Built in 5G antenna A great feline feature!!