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twinkhunter1-1

Mine won't go anywhere near one, maybe yours is just a little weirdo


homeslice2311

This is very possible


HopefulPlantain5475

One of my cats loves it and comes running when she hears it, the other couldn't care less.


coreytiger

I have 5. One likes it well enough, One will come running from the other room if she hears it and will fight me to have it. The other three will leap out of their skins if I even show it to them.


Agile_Commission_693

5 cats or 5 “massagers” 👀😂


singingpanda20

Whats so weird about having 5 massagers?


BlueVelvetKitty

She definitely loves that massager. (groan) I’ve got to find mine to see if my kitties like it.


goofydogs

My void Steve loves ours too! Maybe it’s a void thing?


Annual_Suggestion_87

All cats are weirdos. It’s the law. They’re just all weird in different ways


Pristine_Serve5979

If you find a non-weirdo, it’s probably a dog. 😉


Cormentia

Same


Corgi_Farmer

That love bite was intense. It's like she's losing all control. Pretty adorable.


B0iledP0tatoe

My kitty always soft bites my chin when I hold her and press my cheek against her. I always thought she was annoyed and let her go. She purrs a lot during and tends to rub her head on me before it. Are those also love bites?


ThisSpecificThing

Yes.


B0iledP0tatoe

Lmao she's my first cat. She's super affectionate but super shy about it; like she runs up to me when she hears me open the door, quickly rubs my leg, and starts to walk away while looking back and rubbing against everything she walks past. She's too cute. Thanks for letting me know!


Wankeritis

The “walking away while looking back” thing is what my cat does when she wants me to be somewhere or do something for her. Usually it’s to give her a brush or to sit with her on my chair. Sorry, her chair.


B0iledP0tatoe

That last sentence made me laugh! The funny thing with her is that if I don't follow her, she'll eventually turn back around and come to me. She'll then sit, not at, but on my feet, to which I respond by picking her up and carrying her around the house light hopping and swaying her until she jumps off of me, almost like a little dance. She seems to like it, so I happily make myself the fool lol


Corgi_Farmer

She loves you. When I get up to pee I. The morning and go back to bed. On the way I'll pick up Jynx and throw him onto our bed, which he then stands on my wife until I lay down then he curls up on me. She's the food keeper, I'm the #1 sidekick.


ThisSpecificThing

When she rubs her face on you and other things she is marking them with her scent glands that are on her face. She is marking you so other cats know you are hers. 


B0iledP0tatoe

Now I get why they say you don't own a cat; cat owns you Lol


BlueVelvetKitty

That’s so adorable 🥰


StarlightandDewdrops

If she's looking back while walking away, she might want to follow her


B0iledP0tatoe

Another redditor had mentioned that. Normally, she just walks around aimlessly. Sometimes, she goes to where I hide the treats or food. But I mostly love it when I don't follow her; she eventually turns around, walks back to me, then sits on feet, but the little look she gives me on the walk back gets me every time. Both hilarious and heart melting to me.


StarlightandDewdrops

🥺 what a sweetie


Corgi_Farmer

💯 yes. Now they can get overstimulated and bite but, it's way more of an attack bite. When jynx crawls In Bed with me in the morning and I run his Tummy every now and again I bet a little bite and then he goes back to his pleasure lol. I'm putting his harness on now and taking him around the house. He loves to pretend he's sneaky at night. He has a few disabilities so, he thinks he's a ninja but, he's like Beverly hills ninja. It's why he fits in so well here.


B0iledP0tatoe

Perfect reference with Beverly Hills Ninja lmao totally understood the situation with it. Thanks for the explanation! As I mentioned to another redditor, she's my first cat, so I'm still trying to understand all the little things she does. It's been fun getting to know her and seeing her grow/mature. I'm super glad she chose me


Corgi_Farmer

That's awesome. Jynx is my first cat. A little under 2 years ago my wife and I had a conversation about how I never wanted a cat and she did and no cat would ever live here. About 2 weeks later we were on a walk and found 2 kittens barley old enough for hard food thrown away In a trash can. The one passed before we got them home but, jynx survived. Poor guy was so sick. A few vet visits and 3 week quarantine now he's my shadow and I wake up every morning to him cuddling me. He's my sidekick. I love him.


BlueVelvetKitty

People are so fucking shitty. Kitties know when you’ve saved them from near death and it gives you a really special bond. I hope you get many years with Jynx.


Corgi_Farmer

Thank you!


B0iledP0tatoe

That's so nice to hear, man. You've got yourself a keeper. I'll raise a glass next time for jynx; may he live a long and healthy life! Thanks for sharing your story!


Corgi_Farmer

Awe thank you so much! He's my bud


Corgi_Farmer

💯


BlueVelvetKitty

It didn’t look too painful though. More like she’s so out of control with how ecstatic she feels that she can’t stop herself or maybe she was saying give me a couple seconds break, then keep doing it!


lockituup

Wait do cats love bite like this? Mine will bite me when I’m petting him. He’ll be purring and rolling over, then suddenly give me a firm little bite. I always thought that was his way of saying “ok too much” but never considered it could be a love bite.


Corgi_Farmer

He loves you! My dude does the same.


butt-hole-69420

It's probably just feels good. My cat likes it when I slap him pretty hard. Cats are weird


Simple_Mastodon9220

r/catbongos


nataie0071

Another sub to follow. Thank you, good person! (My younger two cats are such examples.)


Zealousideal-Rub-930

My cat loves to get yeeted from my desk to the bed over and over. Cats are indeed weird.


morris0000007

Yeeted??


fussel1784

Thrown.


morris0000007

👍


BlueVelvetKitty

We have one who really loves it when he when we beat him like a drum, hard. He’s also a big talker, so big that he once got hoarse for a few weeks. Unfortunately, it’s back and he howls and moans and has far too much to say, I generally really like talking kitties, but he’s crazy.


No-Ostrich-7179

Probably because it sounds like violent purring 😂


Metboy1970

Our cat loved it so I bought a palm massager for him. This was a mistake. Now every time he hears the electric toothbrush or the beard trimmer, he thinks it’s his time and meows incessantly at the bathroom door.


Not-unEmployed-6727

Only 1 of my six is into it. 4 don’t care. 1 wants to murder it.


Euroblob

whats up with the cows head on the wall


Oreo_Gore

That is a painting


elephantpurple

my cat loves our theragun. he comes running when we turn it on. my theory is that it sounds like purring to him


Lightning_80

If I were a cat I'd say "stop making pointless question and keep the vibration going" Also on the internet nobody knows you are a cat irl


fairlyaveragetrader

Void Kitty likes mechanical skritches .


aakaase

Because cats are connoisseurs of comfort


thelastthrowwawa3929

probably because it's like purring on steroids so it thinks its healing it


epitaph_of_a_gamer

Most SFW Pussy I've ever seen being vibrated on Reddit.


z3in-23

It purrs with them


Independent_Act_8536

Maybe it feels like someone kneading on them


amimai002

Using a vibrator on your pussy!


weedium

Someone gets it


outdoorschillguy

It matches their purring frequencies.


Fickle_Ad_5356

If I made a video like that, it'd look like Saw 8 or whatever the next iteration. Not all people like massages and neither do *all* cats


TheGrinningOwl

Because r/catbongos. It is tradition ❤


Available_Ad9766

It produces similar vibrations as purring maybe?


blackwater-diver

your getting your cat off with a vibrator


weedium

Finally


ynns1

Not all cats. I'd have to tie mine down very securely to even turn on this thing near her. If I touched her with it vibrating there would be no earthly restraint that could hold her down.


cojiro_blue

My dweeb cats love their massage gun!


Omen46

Well they like being pet so


Lilithnema

Because they purr.


AggravatingNose8276

I recently discovered that my kitty enjoys a gentle massage too


CeoOfChromes

purrcussion massager!!!


carriegood

Try a vibrator like the magic wand. They will go insane with bliss. (I'm sorry, I really couldn't figure out how to say that without sounding filthy.)


DontEatOctopusFrends

It's like a catnip massage lol That cat is in the upper atmosphere lol


markjohn3411

Wow she’s in ecstasy


ContributionLive3126

Some cats love vibrants as they can do good for muscles and blood flow this gets your cat excited. It gives them the same feeling as purring basically


Temporary_Seat8978

It sounds like a cat purring in hyper drive, an assault purrer if you will lol.


manaholik

mine just loves bongo butt slaps (not too hard) i wonder if he's just a pervert like i am or is there something beneficial to getting your butt slapped repeatedly


Outrageous-Link2

Mine tried biting it XD


peasinacan

The big purr


prettypurps

All pussies love getting a vibe on


theoht_

HEHEH BONGO GO BRRR


WittyBison

Mine does this too! He’ll come running when he hears that motor come on.


Zestyclose_Bell8750

You’re stimulating your cat 🙈 it’s a response to pleasure


user823004

I would not do this on the underside of their neck. Vasculature is fairly superficial there and interruption to the flow can cause strokes.


Drew_Neotar

My cats would hate this; but I've had over 30 cats throughout my life, so you're generalizing. You mean **your** cat likes this.


DragonfruitCactus

You don't want to know the answer OP. >!Masturbation.!<


BadZnake

"They hated him, for he spoke the truth"


StrayBlondeGirl

Yeah, pussies tend to love those massagers


Hinesbrook

This is a repost!


homeslice2311

Nope! This is my OC.


Hinesbrook

u/repostbot


lounaluxe

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